"Bastard, you are so confused, you have committed such a heinous crime for the sake of foxes, it is because your father usually dotes on you too much, come here, send the big fish of the Second Highness into the three-dimensional space of the mortal world, and only after ten lives can you return to the planet Karnal."

"Yes."

I saw two soldiers from the planet Karnal throwing the big fish to the earth through the black hole, and since they came to the earth from the five-dimensional space, the soul of the big fish will appear in the form of the reincarnation of human beings in the tenth lifetime.

Four thousand years later.

"Mom, Mom, I always dream that I am God's brother."

"Silly boy, what nonsense, God can look at us humans, don't talk nonsense."

"Really, Mom, if you don't believe me, I can let Brother God rain for a while."

"Brother God, let's make it rain."

"You bear child, let you go down to the ground to pull grass, you are talking nonsense, how can it rain on such a sunny day and such a big sun?"

"Really, it's going to rain in a while, I'll go home and get you an umbrella first."

"Bear child, lazy again, I'm pulling weeds here, you go home."

Yu Yang didn't explain to his mother again, but walked out of the field, jumped home and got an umbrella, and just walked back to the field, the rain began to fall heavily.

"Mommy, Mommy, look, it's raining, it's raining." Yuyang excitedly pointed to the thundershower in the sky.

"In this big summer, the sun is out, and if you say that there is a thunderstorm, there will be a thundershower, and you will be lazy, just like your father."

Yu Yang handed the umbrella to his mother, and his mother held the umbrella, Yu Yang jumped happily and followed behind his mother, chattering non-stop: "I said it was raining, you don't believe it, and you have to say that I am lazy." ”

Yuyang's mother didn't care, after all, thundershowers come in summer, and the sun is still out, which is also a common weather.

After returning home, Yuyang was thirsty, and her mother took out a watermelon from the bucket, which was exchanged for wheat by the melon seller who went to the countryside a few days ago.

"I've never seen you so active in studying, and you're weird about eating melons."

"I'm not bad at studying, and I score more than 60 points every time."

"Why don't you know how to compare the good to the best? Is it possible to pass the light? ”

"Mom, why didn't you study hard when you were a child, study hard, and we don't have to work in the fields."

"You child, if your grandfather let me go to school, if I graduate from elementary school, I will not be blind (note I), eat your melons well, and when the rain stops, follow me to the field to spread fertilizer."

"Mom, I haven't finished my homework yet, can I write my homework first after eating melons?"

"Lazy goods."

When the rain stopped, Yuyang's mother took advantage of the rain and hurriedly took the fertilizer to the field to spread the fertilizer, which will help the soybean grow.

As soon as Yuyang waited for her mother to leave, she closed the door and went to play with her friends in the village.

It's weird to say, summer thundershowers come and go.

Yuyang went to play with Fuyang in the village, who was a few years older than him, but when he was a child, he always followed him to touch a fork (scientific name cicada), poke a hornet's nest, and catch a gecko at night, all of which can be sold for money.

Yuyang always feels that he can only play with people who are older than him, and there are very few peers.

Yu Yang and Fuyang went to Nangou next to the village, walked and played, and suddenly someone shouted:

"Save people, save people, someone fell into the river." I saw the little friends in the village shouting.

Yuyang hurriedly ran over, only to see a few peers shouting, but none of the adults dared to go down to the river, and some children were scared to run back to the village to call adults, which was still two miles away from the village.

Yu Yang didn't say a word, he went directly to the river, and after a while, he rescued the person, and he saw that he was a good cousin in Murakami.

The friends didn't take this matter to heart, but in the evening, they saw their cousin being chased by his mother and beaten by the village, and the village scolded:

"Dead child, * your mother, I broke your arm, why don't you drown you, you give me to play in the water again, my head will be cut off for you."

At this time, everyone knew that the little friends who returned to the village told the adults in the village to hurry up and save people, and after they went, Yuyang had already rescued his cousin.

No one came to thank Yu Yang, and when it got dark, Yu Yang's mother came back and heard about it, and Yu Yang's mother blamed Yu Yang: "Silly boy, next time you must not go down to save people by yourself, if you fall into the river, in case you don't know the bottom (Note II), you will always pull you, you are his only life-saving straw, in case you both drown, how can you let me explain to your father." ”

Yu Yang smiled: "I'm good at water, Mom, it's okay." ”

"That's not good, next time I hear about you like this again, I'll beat you up."

Twenty years later.

"Boss, a girl comes to the company for an interview in the afternoon, can you see about 3 o'clock?"

"Okay, isn't there the personnel department? Let him interview directly. ”

"This is what you explained last time, the company's new project, you have to interview yourself, about the intellectual property project."

"Oh, okay."

Time flies by like a white horse, and Yuyang has grown from a child, coming from the countryside to the city to go to school, and opening a small company in the city.

"Boss, the interviewer is here." The HR director came over and told Yu Yang.

"Okay."

The HR supervisor had already printed out the interview resume and placed it on the table in the conference room.

Yu Yang walked to the conference room, pushed open the door of the conference room, and saw the girl in front of her, with black hair, big eyes, and a small cherry mouth.

Yu Yang sat down.

"Hello, can you introduce yourself?"

"Hello, my name is Chen Yuanyuan, I have been doing intellectual property related work for more than 1 year, I used to do customer service, I felt that the growth was too low, so I wanted to come out to do intellectual property sales."

"We just started this project, you know?"

"I don't know?"

Yu Yang seemed to find out that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly found a topic to remedy it, after all, after so many years of sales, this remedy can still be sensed.

"Although our new project has just been established, our company has been established for many years, and there are many customers across the country, and there are many customer sources. I believe that you should learn more in a new company, and you also said that if you want to grow faster and learn more knowledge, then for a new department like ours, you will definitely learn more knowledge than a large company. ”

"What about salary?"

"How much do you expect?"

"6K+, right?"

"The basic salary of sales is definitely not so high, and sales is basic salary + commission. I'm sure that since you have chosen to do sales, you must have considered the sales salary and the issue of commission. Doing sales mainly depends on commissions, and we currently only have 4K+ commissions on the basic salary, and we will definitely work hard more than 6K"

"Is there five insurances and one housing fund?"

"There must be a regular, our department has just been established, I have been doing sales for many years, I can tell you very responsibly, I can teach you a lot of knowledge, teach you a lot of skills, teach you a lot of words, and I am responsible for the new department."

"You can see it."

"Haven't we met somewhere?"

"Not really."

"I always feel like we've seen each other somewhere."

The girl did not speak, but combed the hair from her ear with her hand.

Note I: Blind and illiterate, described as a blind man, who does not know any words.

Note II: Feet can't touch the bottom of the river.