Chapter 387: What about the supernatural, how did it become a comedy
Huang Bo has filmed explosion scenes and gunfight scenes before, but the sound of the gunshots is fake, and there are no gunshots on the scene, all of which are post-dubbing.
This time it was different, the real gun went off, the sound was very loud, the ears were numb, the mind was blank, and I didn't think about anything.
In a trance, he saw that Ding Xiu was still standing, holding the muzzle of the gun in one hand to the sky.
Then there is a set of combos to hit Brother Hei.
The old ape hangs the seal, the double-peaked ear irrigation, and the eight-pole top elbow.
The body is like a kite flying upside down, Brother Hei is lying on the ground and twitching, his mouth is full of blood foam, his arms are irregularly bent, and his eyes are wide, as if he has seen a ghost.
Ding Xiu held the gun, skillfully withdrew the magazine, and then looked at Huang Bo.
"Are you alright?"
Huang Bo's mouth was dry: "Are you okay?" ”
I scared him to death just a few seconds, and now my legs and stomach are still trembling.
"Harm, it's just a little thief, it's not a matter of minutes to take him down." Ding Xiu shook off the sweat in his palms and pretended to be relaxed.
With a gun in his hand, the deterrent effect is indeed very great, and the boxing champion Tyson has to be angry when he sees it, and obediently pays for it.
Dan Ding Xiu had trained in the army before, and he had also played with guns, and it was still theoretically possible to grab a gun empty-handed, but the conditions were a bit harsh.
For example, if you are close, you can reach the opponent's gun by reaching out.
But if the distance is more than one meter, don't pretend to be forced, this distance, people will give you a hole in minutes, of course, if you have good physical fitness, you feel that you have to fight to the death if you carry the other party's gun, and no one will stop you.
In addition to the distance, it also depends on whether the opponent's gun is loaded, which is very important, the loaded gun, even if it is at close range, may also be hit by peanuts in the process of grabbing.
As for how to look at it, it's very simple, whether the opponent's hammer has fallen or not is over, and Ding Xian is relieved to see that the hammer has not fallen.
Even if the other party is loaded, but the insurance has not been opened, there is a chance to fight back.
When Brother Hei reached out to open the insurance, he grabbed the barrel and lifted it up.
At the same time, a horizontal elbow flung over, the other party's brain was buzzing, and during this time, a set of combos went up, and he didn't spare his hand at all.
According to preliminary estimates, Brother Hei had seven or eight broken ribs, cracked lower leg bones, fractured nose bridge, and cracked jaw.
Huang Bo was a little unsteady on his feet, and said happily: "Brother Xiu, can you say hello to me before you do it next time?" ”
Ding Xiu shrugged: "What's the matter, you still want to help me?" ”
Huang Bo touched his nose: "It's not impossible, my physical fitness is okay, it's not a big problem to beat one or two ordinary people." ”
"yes, why are your pants a little wet?"
"Maybe it was spilled with water."
"There are gunshots, someone may call the police, you go to the side and deal with your pants first."
"I can't walk."
With Ding Xiu's disgusted support, Huang Bo was helped to sit down on the side of the road, and when he held his hand, his palms were full of sweat.
took out his mobile phone, Ding Xiu also wanted to call the police, and said while calling: "I may not be able to film tomorrow, I will go in when I turn around, help me say sorry to the director, and let Yuanyuan not worry, she will come out in a few days at most." ”
Listening to Ding Xiu's tone of explaining the aftermath, Huang Bo, who was relieved, was speechless: "We are legitimate defense, don't worry, you don't have to stay overnight, the law here is different, not to mention just beating the other party, from the moment he pulls out the gun, you don't break the law even if you kill the other party." ”
", cow batch!"
In this case, if it weren't for the different locations, although it wouldn't be counted as a mutual assault, the medical expenses would have to pay for it, and if the other party was killed, I am afraid it would not start in three or five years.
Some time ago, he saw the news that there was an owner chasing a thief, the thief ran too fast and rolled down the stairwell, and finally the medical expenses were paid by the owner, and he was detained for several days.
This will hear Huang Bo say that it is okay to kill the other party, Ding Xiu glanced at the gun in his hand again.
He had an immature idea.
Brother Hei is still panting, and there is a tendency to get up, he is afraid that the other party will pull out a grenade, and it is normal to make up a shuttle, right?
Huang Bo was taken aback by his actions: "Brother Xiu, don't mess around, the other party has lost the ability to act, it is illegal to make up for a gun, and it is really illegal to shoot now." ”
Ding Xiu: "It means that it is not illegal to beat him when I first grabbed the gun." ”
Huang Bo: "......"
It's really not a crime, because at that time, I didn't know if the other party still had the ability to resist, and it was a subconscious action to make up for a shuttle in a hurry.
It's just why did Ding Xiu have this idea?
It seems that you will have to stay away from him in the future.
Within minutes, the police arrived.
Seeing the gun in Ding Xiu's hand, he almost didn't give him a shuttle.
Hearing the sound of Qi brushing the loading, Ding Xiu believed it, the law enforcement here is really strict.
So he immediately dropped his gun and raised his hand to his head.
Whenever he slowed down for a second, he was worried that the blonde and blue-eyed guy in uniform would give him a shuttle.
I don't know why, these guys give him the feeling that it is more dangerous than the one lying on the ground, the one on the ground just asks for money, if he doesn't grab the gun, the other party won't shoot for fear of being mended.
The fingers in front of him were all on the trigger.
Nima, it's not ambiguous at all.
In the evening, Ding Xiu and Huang Bo came out of the police station with a tired face.
Because it was a public figure, the embassy was alarmed.
There are a large number of media reporters outside, some domestic and more foreign.
"Mr. Ding Xiu, I heard that the person who robbed you is still being rescued in the ICU, do you have anything to say about this?"
Ding Xiu stared at the media who spoke expressionlessly: "What do you want to say?" ”
Being glared at by him, the woman took a step back, and then said firmly: "Don't you think it's too heavy, he is still a father of children, and there are old people in the family." ”
"I'm ...... you"
Ding Xiu really couldn't help it, how could there be such a brainless media, and turned to the people around him: "Remember this media, don't let them interview in the future." ”
"By the way, for the sake of your last interview with me, I can answer you that if I hadn't raised the muzzle of my gun a little higher, I would probably be lying in the ICU."
"But if you hadn't grabbed the gun, he wouldn't have shot it."
"Fool, fuck off."
Ding Xiu's face darkened, refused to continue answering, the police in front of him helped clear the way, and he walked slowly towards the car on the side of the road.
There were many media interviews with him in the middle, and he answered a few words from time to time.
"Mr. Ding, I encountered this kind of thing on the first day, what do you think of the security here?"
"I used to sit at home and stand and watch, and today I almost lay down and watched."
"Judging from the confession, in fact, you can give money, maybe you can eliminate the disaster, why resist?"
"In our Chinese dictionary, there is no waiting to sit still."
"Are you still filming the next scene?"
"Shoot, of course shoot, the venue is rented."
Just defense, acquittal, this is the result of Ding Xiu's treatment, but the sensation about this matter has just begun.
A big foreign star just came here to film, and he encountered someone robbed at gunpoint, what kind of security is this.
On Lao Mei's side, the media scolded their own people more harshly than outsiders.
I was scolded up and down.
Others took the opportunity to propose changes to the bill.
No guns.
There are also those who say that they want to drive Lao Hei out.
The next day, the crew filmed and filmed normally.
As soon as Huang Bo met, he smiled and said, "Brother Xiu, you are awesome, you are about to be written into the history books of Merriken." ”
In response to him was Ding Xiu's middle finger.
Huang Bo continued to joke: "Don't believe it, you are the one who indirectly promoted the ban on guns and made great contributions to the world. ”
Ding Xiu just glanced at him lightly: "Don't your legs tremble today?" ”
Huang Bo was embarrassed: "It's all a small scene, okay, my brother also came out of the rain of bullets back then, the crew ran to blow up the point, and the explosives exploded at my feet, and I didn't frown." ”
Ding Xiu didn't bother to debunk the matter of peeing his pants.
Huang Bodao: "My mobile phone was almost blown up at night, all of them were domestic long-distance, and they all asked about you, saying that your phone couldn't get through." ”
Ding Xiu sat on the chair and quietly asked the makeup artist to put on makeup: "I turned off the phone after returning a few major calls, and I haven't turned it on yet." ”
In the 21st century, in the Internet era, no news can be hidden, and as soon as he came out of the police station, the entertainment media over there began to report it.
Compared with this, Ding Xiu has more domestic fans.
It was on the top of the hot search in the middle of the night, and it is still hanging.
"Brother Xiu is awesome, grab the gun empty-handed, this Nima is really not afraid of death."
"It can only be said that the artist is bold, and in that scene, Tyson has to leave his underwear when he goes."
"I heard that Brother Ni was seriously injured, and he hasn't woken up yet, so he can't die, it's not good to rob anyone, go and rob Ding Xiu, I didn't read Ding Xiu's news beforehand."
"I suffered the loss of not watching the news, but if I have watched the Olympics and know that Ding Xiu has fought a super heavyweight boxing championship, he should change to an AK."
"You can't open insurance for your robbery."
"Ding Xiu is not at ease anywhere, so why didn't he make up for it at that time."
"Haha, who said that foreign security is good and the air is sweet?"
"Who said that Chuanwu can't fight?"
People on the Internet have always been not afraid of big things when they watch the excitement, and they are so excited to see Ding Xiu snatching a gun with one hand abroad.
Invisibly, there is another wave of heat.
Ding Xiu doesn't feel anything about this, when he is not popular, he has to make some heat if he wants to set his hair, and after he is popular, his every move is hot, and he just wants to reduce the heat.
How can he walk by the river without getting his shoes wet, for him now, the hot search is still a little less, otherwise something will happen sooner or later.
It's not a good thing to put every move in front of the audience.
"You're comfortable." Huang Bo rolled his eyes angrily, Ding Xiu, as the party concerned, was chic and free, he was an outsider who answered the phone for a night, and it didn't work if he didn't answer it, they were all sophisticated.
"Don't be poor, come over and say the right thing." Gao Yuanyuan said to the two of them angrily.
Ding Xiu nodded and ran over, which made Huang Bo despise, he had no family status at all, and it seemed that he would be a rake in the future.
This scene is Hu Bayi and Wang Fatzi washing their hands and setting up a stall on the street in the United States.
Selling fakes.
Hu Bayi was lying at the staircase in the distance, and Wang Fatzi was selling fake copper coins in broken English with a curly-haired black sister.
As she spoke, the eldest sister took out her documents and the immigration bureau.
"Oh, toggles, I don't understand English, I don't understand what you're saying."
After speaking, Wang Fatzi and Hu Ba ran away as soon as they pulled their legs.
On the way to escape, Hu Bayi looked at the compass and ran away with the dragon search trick.
"Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to see the winding mountain, one heavy winding mountain and one heavy pass...... Go up and not go down, go left and not right. ”
"Stop talking nonsense, where are you going?"
"Bang!"
There was no fierce drag racing scene, only the bad luck of Wang Fatzi and Hu Bayi, who crashed into the cardboard box and were embarrassed, but fortunately, Shirley Yang drove over to save them.
Hu Bayi didn't want to get in the car, saying that he was coming to break off.
As soon as the words fell, he was interrupted by Wang Fatzi, saying that if he didn't leave, he would be killed.
Director He swore that if he had known that Ding Xiu and Huang Bo acted so funny, he would not have come to death.
said that it was a good supernatural film, but Ding Xiu and Huang Bo stayed together, and the laughter did not stop.
……
"A dignified captain who touches gold, he is chased and run by people every day, it's too down, it's better to be sent back to China."
By the river, Wang Fatzi got out of the car and cursed.
In the car, Shirley Yang and Hu Bayi were chatting.
"I can't find you anywhere, hiding from me?"
"No, why am I hiding from you?"
"My mom told me that if you have sex with a man, don't take the initiative to contact him, wait for him to contact you, and my mom also said that if the man doesn't take the initiative to contact you, forget about him."
Hu Bayi smiled weakly: "Our aunt is quite open-minded." ”
Ding Xiu's appearance at this time is very much like a scumbag, he will be thrown off when he is full, his expression and tone cannot be said to be like, but it can only be said to be exactly the same, just like his true colors.
Gao Yuanyuan gritted her teeth, glanced at him, and sighed: "You don't have to avoid me, just act as if that day's incident didn't happen." ”
"yes, as if it didn't happen."
Huang Bo came to the car and said angrily, talking about the day when he washed his hands.
Three people, each speaking his own way.
is obviously a very serious and sad thing, but it was made into a comedy by Huang Bo's gag.
In front of the monitor, the director sighed.
"It's the end of the calf."
"I didn't count it."
"The lines haven't changed, the plot hasn't changed, how can the performance become a fucking comedy."
The theme of the ghost blowing the lamp is suspenseful and supernatural, in order to make the effect realistic, but not to scare people to death, the screenwriter has done a lot of work, while retaining the original state, so that more audiences can accept it.
So the main theme is the thrill of the melody, adventure, plus brotherhood, and love.
Who would have thought that the performance would be like this, Huang Bojia Ding Xiu, it's not too funny, it's all stalks, not to mention the director, the camera is laughing and patting, Gao Yuanyuan laughed again and again.
"Click!"
"Over!"
Sighing heavily, the director shouted.
He is no longer sure what the specific effect of this drama will be, so he can leave it to fate, hoping to recover the investment cost.
"Camera, help take a picture."
Seeing that the scenery was good, Huang Bo called Ding Xiu and Gao Yuanyuan to take a group photo against the guardrail by the river.
Behind him is the sparkling river and a round sun.
A month later, the crew called it a day and returned home.
The scene that was originally scheduled to take 20 days was filmed for 30 days.
Ding Xiu didn't expect to be killed, and the reason for the delay of ten days was that the actors' union here did not allow them to work overtime.
The group performances are all uncles, nine in the morning and five in the morning, a batch on time.
Labor is also expensive, almost three to five times that of domestic group performances.
The food is not good, and these grandsons still complain, and the labor law is on their lips at every turn.
Ding Xiu swore that he would not shoot here in the future.
(End of chapter)