Chapter 992: Little Children Play Tricks
Feng Chimes went crazy in public, and immediately activated the gossip hearts of the ten teams, and they slowly beat around the demon exorcism banner one by one, but their two ears were pricked up.
As soon as Feng Chime'er shouted, he regretted a little in his heart, thousands of demon exorcists looked at him, now Zhen Xiaoyao is his own man on the surface, is it too faceless to yell at him in front of so many people?
Just when he thought that Zhen Xiaoyao would be embarrassed, he suddenly saw him say happily:
"Wind Chimes, that's a good idea!"
Zhen Xiaoyao took out a big hole in his hand, inserted the flagpole steadily, and flew on top of the flagpole himself, standing under the exorcist master, and said to the thousands of people in the ten teams:
"We are only more than a thousand miles away from the Purple Bird Nest at most, I heard that the Purple Bird Nest is full of spiritual energy, and there are heavenly and earthly treasures everywhere, I will take the eight sisters to pick up the heavenly materials and earthly treasures first, and I don't have time to give you rewards.
I'll give it to you this time, so I won't waste my time running back and forth."
Zhen Xiaoyao took the heavenly and earthly treasures from the whirring wind chimes, and according to his personal preferences, he stuffed the heavenly treasures into the hands of the ten captains, and without waiting for everyone to speak, he hurriedly said:
"I'll take the eight sisters to steal a few baskets of white jade shoots first, and pick up you halfway, and whoever arrives first will give it to whoever eats.
Brothers and sisters, see you at the door of the Purple Bird Nest!"
As soon as the words fell, he jumped down, carried the flagpole and exerted his magic power of shrinking into the ground, and stepped out of the eight-mile road, which was so fast that there was no shadow.
"Brother Yao's magic technique is getting more and more powerful, this running speed, I'm afraid that even the phoenix cub with wings covering the sky can't catch up!"
"It's us who dragged him down, but if we could hurry up, we would have already entered the Purple Pheasant's Nest to eat fresh white jade shoots at this time!"
"Isn't it just more than a thousand miles, we have two rations in our hands, where can we not catch up? Brothers and sisters, our three teams of the Peerless Battalion will first taste the taste of the white jade shoots of the Purple Pheasant Divine Nest for you!"
Everyone sighed, but those who didn't speak had already acted secretly. After the group of people finished sighing, they suddenly saw that several giants had sneaked after them.
"I'll go! These guys are still as shameless as ever—wait for me!"
Everyone is busy chasing me, where is there time to think about anything else, just run without saying a word.
Ye Congwen carried the flagpole and used the magic power to shrink the ground three times in a row, and in the blink of an eye, he came dozens of miles away, there was no demon bird to stop him, no demon bird sneak attack, holding the hunting demon exorcism flag, and drove into the purple bird god's nest openly.
Feng Chime'er was not good, and he couldn't get a clue for a long time in the mess, and after thinking for a long time, he asked unwillingly:
"Are these people stupid? There are still five days of food rations left undelivered, and aren't these people in a hurry? Why isn't there a single one against it?"
"Sister, I think you are sleeping stupidly, one ration for five hundred miles, and two rations for more than a thousand miles, isn't it normal?
Don't you know even the most basic arithmetic?"
As soon as the golden hairpin heard about the Purple Bird Divine Nest, she was energetic, as long as there was the Purple Bird Divine Egg Liquid to drink, the heavenly and earthly treasures in the stored jade could be given to them.
With the Purple Bird God Egg Liquid, who can still look up to such a rotten street product as a heavenly treasure!
"One ration for five hundred miles, two rations for more than a thousand miles is no problem, according to you, it's right.
But we only have a total of five rations, and one will run 500 miles, so can we go to Ziyun
Has the path of the God's Hive been cut in half?"
Feng Chi'er frowned and said the question in his heart, only after eating four rations, he ran more than 2,000 miles at most, how could there be only more than 1,000 miles left on the road with a total length of 5,000 miles?
Was the rest of the way eaten by Zhen Xiaoyao?
"Huh! Sister Ling'er's calculation seems to make sense, but Brother Xiaoyao is right, they ran 500 miles for the first time, 500 miles for the second time, 500 miles for the third time, and more than 1,000 miles for the fourth and fifth times.
Two five hundred is one thousand, three five hundred is one thousand five, and the fourth and fifth five hundred are only after running out
Two or three thousand miles?
But why did Brother Xiaoyao say that there were only more than a thousand miles left to go to the Purple Pheasant Divine Nest and no one objected? Those captains are very shrewd!"
Jin Hairpin counted with ten fingers, and the captains of the ten teams did not have no objections, which proved that Zhen Xiaoyao was right, and he was suddenly dumbfounded!
Who ate the two thousand miles?
Ye Congwen laughed when he heard this, and he was almost choked.
"Brother Xiaoyao, what are you laughing at? Tell us what's going on! Otherwise, we eight sisters wouldn't have played with you today."
"No one is wrong, but your grandfather didn't teach you arithmetic too well."
"If you laugh at us again, believe it or not, I'll beat you with a fairy weapon!"
Jin Hairpin knows that her arithmetic is a mess, you can count with your fingers, and the number of thousands is four digits, and she really can't count it.
Annoyed and angry, he took out the immortal weapon and threatened Zhen Xiaoyao.
"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you, okay? Anyway, it's okay to be idle, so I'll talk to you slowly.
The first time they walked five hundred miles, right? But it only took them ten hours.
The second time they went faster than the first, and when we waited for them five hundred miles, they were already eight hundred kilometers away, and by the time it took us two hours to catch up with them, guess how far they had gone the second time?"
"Oh, I understand a little bit when you say that, the first time they walked five hundred miles, the second time their proficiency improved faster than the first time, so even if it was six hundred miles, where did they get eight hundred miles?"
Jin Hairpin wrenched her fingers and spoke, afraid that she would be dizzy by so many numbers.
"Why not? The first time I ran for ten hours, the second time it took fourteen hours, isn't it normal to run eight hundred miles?"
"Isn't this nonsense, there are only twelve hours in a day, where did the fourteen hours come from?"
The golden hairpin shook her head and retorted, and the six sisters behind her all nodded in agreement.
"The remaining two hours of the first day, and the twelve hours of the second day, isn't that fourteen hours?"
Ye Congwen said with a smile, without waiting for everyone to interject, and said by calculating:
"Fourteen hours have run eight hundred miles, and the distance with us has been opened up to three hundred miles, and when we use the fastest speed to catch up with them in two hours, they can run another hundred and fifty miles, eight hundred and one hundred and fifty miles, let's talk to them again, and send out the treasures of heaven and earth, almost a thousand miles, right?"
As soon as Zhen Xiaoyao settled the account, Jin Hairpin almost broke her finger, and found that she couldn't keep up with the rhythm, so she simply gave up and let the eldest sister Dafeng Chime do the calculation.
"According to your calculations, you can't go wrong with running a thousand miles the next day, but it took you sixteen hours the next day
Isn't there only eight hours left on the third day?
No matter how fast they are, they won't be able to travel 800 miles in eight hours, right?"
Feng Chime asked puzzledly, it was only five days in total, and it took a few more hours on the second day, and didn't you have to make up for it honestly on the third day?
"Who told you you that the third time you only ran for eight hours? The third time they were more skilled and faster, running for sixteen hours in one go, a full distance of more than a thousand miles!"
"If you do the math, and extend it to sixteen hours at a time, aren't those five days simply not enough?"
"Who stipulated that it must take five days to enter the Purple Bird's Nest? Is it illegal to delay for two or three days?"
Ye Congwen asked with a smile, and instantly asked about the wind chimes, a pair of big eyes turned around, and still defended:
"But our heavenly treasures are only enough to eat for five days, and you have been delayed for at least eight days, what will they do to support them?"
"You eight sisters know all about hiding private houses, rations, do you think they are fools? Even if a few people are really poor, wouldn't there be ninety-eight teammates and a rich captain to help?
A hundred white jade shoots are placed in front of you, take one or two golden mushrooms in exchange, who would refuse such a good deal
What about it?"
Ye Congwen said with a smile, knowing that the treasures of heaven and earth are used to save their lives, how can these people not have private inventory?
This is like the private life saving money of an old lady in the countryside, only a scammer can cheat it out, and the son who kneels and begs and the robber who coerce do not have this ability.
"Brother Xiaoyao, why are you so fine! Judging by your appearance, you are not business material, how do I think you are more shrewd than a female businessman!"
Jin Hairpin smiled and joked, the person who can come up with this kind of conspiracy is either sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, or handsome to the point of scum, how can it be that you look like a ghost!
It seems that grandpa's linen physiognomy is also unreliable.
Ye was still a little proud from the text, after all, this was also his own masterpiece, and when Jin Hairpin said this, he had to answer with something in his words:
"It's all a kid's trick, and it's normal for you not to know."
The implication is that this trick is only suitable for children in their twenties and thirties, how can you hundreds of years old girls play it?
Feng Chime didn't bother to pay attention to his sarcastic words, and asked reluctantly:
"It's normal for ordinary exorcists to be stupid, but these ten captains are as good as monkeys, you secretly changed the concept and turned five days into eight days, why didn't they notice it at all?"
"What you think is that five days are five days and sixty hours, but what they think is five days is five rewards, and all of them fight with demon birds in the dark, who has the heart to count the number of days?
We've been in the Purple Bird Divine Ridge for several months, do you remember what day of the first lunar month today is?"
Ye Congwen asked with a smile, and asked the wind chimes until he was speechless.
Thinking of being so angry with him in the past few days that he couldn't even sleep well, and he was mad with him in public! After doing it for a long time, it turned out that this guy was deliberately pretending to be stupid.
Annoyed and angry for a while, he slid down the flagpole, and suddenly rode on Zhen Xiaoyao's shoulder, reached out and grabbed Zhen Xiaoyao's ear, and shouted viciously:
"Okay, you Zhen Xiaoyao, it turns out that you have been pretending to be stupid in front of me, pretending to be a good person yourself, forcing me to show everyone a black face, and getting angry at you in front of everyone. If I don't pull your ears off today, I won't call the wind chimes!"