"The quality of the bodyguards hired by this rich man is not very good, tsk, the money is really easy to make."

Katsumi Uehara, who took out a box of chewing gum from his trouser pocket, slapped two pills and chewed them in his mouth, looking at the bodyguards who didn't know who to chase in the distance.

This kind of professionalism can actually be mixed and eaten.

But when you think about it, even if the security guards of Japan's top politicians are like that, it is not difficult to understand that this group of wine bags and rice bags will not be able to chase people.

The Suzuki Foundation, which is at the apex of the world's chaebols, is often touched by criminals to plant bombs.

"Hey! Hold it! What are you doing here?! ”

When he turned around to leave, an old man with a harpoon fishing net was hurrying on a bicycle, and after getting out of the car, he raised the tip of his fork with a serious expression and aimed at Katsumi Uehara, panting and blocking his way: "Is that damn thief stealing seafood you?" ”

“……”

Let's just talk about how you can smell such a heavy smell of seafood when hiding in the canopy behind the container.

"Uncle, I'm not a thief, just look at my clothes, it's obvious that I'm here for a vacation." Katsumi Uehara, who was chewing gum, raised his hands to show that he had no malicious intent: "And what do you think I look like I'm stealing?" ”

"You don't steal, what are you sneaking around? I've seen it from afar, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, how can a normal person be like a thief? With such long hair and a small ponytail, he knows fooling around like the little son of their family who doesn't learn well in the field next door. ”

Hearing this, Katsumi Uehara's eyes suddenly widened: "Uncle, why did you open your mouth to slander people?" And after all, why are you still personally attacking? You can't be the thief shouting to catch the thief, right? ”

"This seafood is mine, I thief shouting to catch a thief!" The old man with gray temples was so angry with a sentence that he even trembled with a harpoon.

Originally, a few days ago, things were put outside to dry and then put into the tent inexplicably a lot less, squatting for so many days finally squatted to a suspicious person sneaking around his tent, and as a result, he was bitten back by a thief and shouted to catch the thief.

Call the police, must call the police.

"Don't move, I'll call the police."

"Don't bother, I'm a policeman." As soon as he heard the old man say that he was going to find the police, Katsumi Uehara was immediately happy.

Didn't that just hit him professionally?

That old colleague from Moonshadow Island got up early this morning to deliver things to the hotel for him last night, and he is probably still catching up on sleep at home.

"You're a cop?" The old man sneered and looked at the young man in front of him a few times, although he did not finish his words, but the meaning was already clearly revealed in his posture.

How can there be such a sneaky policeman.

"I have papers."

Katsumi Uehara's right hand was just about to reach into the pocket of his beach pants, trying to get his police officer card out to prove his innocence, but the corner of his eye suddenly glanced at his side and back-

The group of bodyguards in uniform black suits actually went around and ran back!

"Found it! Right there! ”

"Be sure to catch it, Mr. Kawashima is now in the critical period of the highest support rate in the election, and what happened just now is easy to be fussed about, and people must be caught to explain it clearly!"

Although Katsumi Uehara couldn't hear what was being said by this group of people at all because of the distance between them, he could still understand the neat movements.

He can fight one, it's not impossible to fight two, and three can barely do it, but now......

There are more than eight people, and he is not a superman who wears underwear.

Leave!

"Uncle! Lend you a harpoon and use it! ”

Katsumi Uehara, who had made a decision in the electric light, reached out and snatched the slender harpoon from the old man's hand, and then turned around and threw it at the group of five big and three thick strong men behind the side!

I never thought that there would be someone so bold as to dare to grab things in broad daylight, and the old man was stunned: "Eh! You, you, you!! ”

"Uncle! I'll pay you the Harpoon money later! ”

Looking left and right, after seeing the bicycle that the old man had ridden before, Katsumi Uehara's eyes lit up, and he took a few steps forward and crossed the old man and turned over on the bicycle.

"Huh! How can you rob everything! That's my car! ”

"I'm sorry uncle, I'll pay back your !!"

The man slammed his feet, and the two wheels instantly turned to the flying bicycle and rode away into the distance, and the old man with dull eyes could only hear Katsumi Uehara's angry apology lingering in his ears for a while......

With the mount bonus, Uehara's speed was terrifying, and he quickly threw off the group of bodyguards behind him who were still chasing after him.

"Let one let let one let one! Trouble let one let thanks!

"Be careful, be careful, there will be a car, there will be a car! Trouble for a little bit!!

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! Let's let one let one let!! ”

After causing a flurry of chickens and dogs jumping along the road, Katsumi Uehara, who had successfully caused a riot, swung his tail and rode his bicycle through the alley.

The two old and strong chariots started with catapults on the steps, and after dozens of steps of the slope, they completely got rid of the last pursuers.

"Hiss......"

Katsumi Uehara, who hurriedly got out of the car and rubbed his buttocks, grinned in pain.

What a sin.

Thanks to his gluteal muscles, he has also trained.

"Why should I be this damn good Samaritan, isn't it comfortable to go on vacation and bask in the sun......"

Looking up at the sun hanging high in the blue sky, Katsumi Uehara, who was rubbing his back and ass while pushing the cart, began to feel sorry for himself.

Anyway, today is the last day of the holiday - uh, no, it's strictly a working day.

That's fine.

As a criminal police officer, his daily work is so unpretentious and impulsive.

Katsumi Uehara, who is very good at self-soothing and self-regulation, quickly finds a reason for himself.

When Minoru Aso, who had the ledger in the medical box, saw Katsumi Uehara who was limping while pushing a bicycle, Ben's restrained face suddenly changed: "What's wrong with you?" Caught up and beaten? ”

As he spoke, he was about to crouch down and open the medical kit.

"No, I got my ass on the bike."

“……？？？” Asa Sani, who has a professional physician qualification certificate, was stunned.

"Did you find anything?" Katsumi Uehara didn't explain too much, and asked his friend in turn.

"It's a search, but it's ...... Where did you buy this bike? ”

"Oh, this one."

Katsumi Uehara patted the cushion with his right hand and said with a full sense of anger: "Borrowed." ”

"Borrowed?"

……………………………………

"Robbed!"

Lunaris Island Police Station, Transcription Room.

An old man with a full head of hair excitedly recorded a confession in front of the police: "That bastard just stretched out his hand and snatched my harpoon!" One more walk snatched my bike! The key is to rob it in front of me in broad daylight! ”