569, fourth-order waste system
A warrior walked up to Yi Yun, looked at Chen Yuanyuan and Zheng Zhifeng, and then snorted coldly at Yi Yun and said, "Where did you come from, give me your two wandering girls, and I will spare your life!"
"Shenma situation?" Yi Yun was a little dazed, he couldn't understand what this warrior said, but he could see a swaggering face from the other party's body, and it was obvious that people looked down on him.
Yi Yun couldn't help but ask Zheng Zhifeng next to him, "What is this thing talking about?"
As soon as he said this, he saw that Zheng Zhifeng's face was darkening...... It was obviously coated with a thick layer of white powder, but her face was so black that she couldn't even cover the white powder, and the black was straight out, like black smoke......
"Wow, you look very bad at all!" said Iyun Khan.
Zheng Zhifeng said with a dark face: "This damn warrior, he actually said that I was a wandering girl!"
"The wandering girl is a bowl cake?" Yi Yun humbly asked for advice.
"A wandering girl is a prostitute!" Zheng Zhifeng jumped up suddenly: "How can this be reasonable, I dare to say that I am a prostitute! The old lady is obviously dressed as a princess, Her Royal Highness the Princess!"
When Yi Yun heard this, he immediately burst out laughing: "Well, you, a woman born as a pirate, are full of fierce temperament, and you really don't look like Her Royal Highness the princess of Fusang, if you want me to say, Her Royal Highness the princess should be a woman like my seaweed, well-behaved and clever, quiet and quiet, and it seems that she is a woman with excellent cultivation, and that is the princess in the minds of men." ”
"Even if I'm not like a princess, then you can't treat me as a wandering girl! Why do you see me as that kind of obscene and shameless woman......" Zheng Zhifeng jumped like thunder: "The old lady is still a yellow flower girl!"
"Well, don't complain so much. We're disguising our identities!" Chen Yuanyuan interjected beside him, "As long as we can successfully hide our identities, our Sanjiang Pavilion assassins never mind being treated as prostitutes, and for the sake of convenience, I have always been disguised as prostitutes before." also won the title of Oiran of Qinhuai River, haha!"
Zheng Zhifeng was unhappy: "You can accept being treated as a prostitute, I can't, hum." I am a woman with a slender heart, not as thick as you. ”
"Slender?" Yi Yun and Chen Yuanyuan sweated profusely, where is this female pirate slender? Hasn't she always been nonsensical?
The three of them just laughed. Forgetting all the Fuso samurai on the other side, the samurai was furious, looking at it in his eyes. The man and the two women in front of them are definitely not noble people, because their temperament is too bad, they must be civilians. In Fuso, the samurai class was heaven and earth compared to the civilian class, and the samurai could kill civilians at will for no reason and would not be punished, so he put himself in a condescending position. Therefore, he saw that the two wandering girls brought by Yi Yun were beautiful. I wanted to get it back and have fun with myself, so I walked up and casually begged for a woman. thought that as soon as he opened his mouth, the other party would send the woman obediently, but he didn't expect that people would not dump him at all, and actually laughed in words he didn't understand.
"The three of you. How dare you ignore me?" the samurai was furious: "And you are actually laughing there in a dialect that I don't understand, damn it, where are you speaking? Satsuma, Kansai, Mutsu dialect?
The so-called Kyoto dialect is similar to the Mandarin of later generations, except for the kind of people who are closed in the mountains. As long as you are a Fuso person, you can speak a few words of Kyoto, which is considered a common language in the country.
He was shouting there, which made Zheng Zhifeng angry, this female pirate is usually not a good man and a woman, she looked left and right, and found that this was only the periphery of Kyoto Town, there were no pedestrians around, only a cherry blossom forest with petals fluttering, so she hummed: "There seems to be no other people around here!"...,
Chen Yuanyuan nodded: "Well, there is no other person, I can't feel the breath of living people around." ”
Zheng Zhifeng smiled and said, "Then it's no problem......" She suddenly reached out and took the long package hanging behind her in front of her, brushed the ground and pointed at the samurai's chest.
The warrior was stunned and said angrily: "You wandering girl, dare to be disrespectful to the warrior?"
Before the words fell, the long package in Zheng Zhifeng's hand was suddenly opened, revealing a beautiful rifle.
"Huh......?
"Smack!" a gunshot rang out, and the samurai opened a large hole in his chest and fell backwards to the ground, dying.
Zheng Zhifeng re-wrapped the gun in the future, and snorted: "Dare to be disrespectful to the old lady, and collapse you." ”
"Wow, it's so violent, you can kill people without saying a word!" Yi Yun screamed in a strange way.
"Okay, don't make trouble, this guy has to be killed, otherwise he will definitely cause us trouble. Chen Yuanyuan spread his hands: "Jing Town is really unfriendly to us, we have to kill someone when we come, it's really unpleasant, let's reconsider the method of disguise, if you still dress up as a samurai and a princess, you will have to kill a bloody way in." ”
"Well......" Yi Yun took off the katana hanging from his waist and threw it on the ground, leaving only a handful of ribs in his arms, and sighed: "I'd better pretend to be the merchant's son, it seems that the only one is the most suitable." ”
Chen Yuanyuan smiled amorous and said: "I like to pretend to be a prostitute, so I can keep it like this." She deliberately pulled the collar of the kimono to the sides, revealing a little more shoulder, so that it looked a little sexier than before, and even less like Her Royal Highness the Princess. And she didn't have to pretend to be reserved anymore, her whole person was soft, and she hugged Yi Yun's arm in a charming manner: "Xianggong, it looks like this, you look like my benefactor...... Hahaha......"
"Then I, what am I pretending to be?" Zheng Zhifeng Khan: "I declare in advance that I will never pretend to be a prostitute." ”
"If you don't pretend to be a prostitute, there's nothing else to pretend to!" Yi Yun said happily: "In Fusang in this era, women are hiding at home, more conservative than Da Mengguo, and the women who show their heads outside, except for the princess, there are only prostitutes, and you have nothing else to pretend to." ”
"Isn't it, I saw that Izumo's Ah Kuni and they are also women, don't they also walk around?" Zheng Zhifeng said seriously: "How about me pretending to be a shrine maiden?"
"How can there be a shrine maiden with such dark skin as you!" Yi Yun snorted, "You were exposed to too much sun in your days as a pirate. ”
Zheng Zhifeng: "......"
"Well, you're pretending to be my bodyguard. Yi Yun smiled and said, "Aren't all the merchants of Fusang going to hire bodyguards? Since you don't want to disguise yourself as a prostitute, just disguise yourself as a male bodyguard, and change to men's clothes, tsk, with your black skin, it should be very similar." ”
"You're black!" Zheng Zhifeng was furious: "Don't say that women's skin is black, don't you understand the delicate heart of a woman?"
"Alright, that's it. Yi Yun laughed and said, "From now on, my name is Long Xiangtian, and I am a businessman from the Great Meng Kingdom. Your name is Zheng Hongkui, and you are my bodyguard. The round girl is called ...... Uh-huh...... I want to think about it...... Ahem...... Let's call it Chen Chunhua, it's the Oiran I bought with money, or it's easier to use this identity. ”
"I protest!" Chen Yuanyuan sweated: "Chunhua is a name, don't die." ”
"That's called Li Cuihua?"
"Cuihua doesn't want either!" Chen Yuanyuan sweated profusely.
"What about Zhang Guihua?"
"Why do you always use the name of a country girl?"
"This is the setting! " Yi Yun snorted: "The worldview of otaku always has a set pattern, for example, the eldest lady of a rich person must have a tsundere character, the next-door neighbor must be a childhood sweetheart girl of the same age or only one or two years younger, and the prostitutes who accompany him must be poor and poor village girls before selling themselves...... Well...... That's pretty much it anyway...... Don't be willful, just choose one of these names for me!"...,
"Don't, don't die!" Chen Yuanyuan sweated: "You don't abide by the setting yourself, do you? Why do you use the name Long Xiangtian when you are obviously disguised as a businessman? Shouldn't you be called Li Fugui, Zhang Daqian, Wang Manguan and the like?"
Yi Yun snorted and said: "Brother is not using the merchant mode, but the protagonist mode!" As a protagonist, his name is not Long Aotian, Long Jingtian, Long Potian, Long Dingtian, Long Xiangtian...... I don't deserve to be the protagonist! In addition, let me tell you one more thing, no matter how unsuitable the protagonist's name, behavior, and ideological concepts are, the supporting characters will not find it weird! For example, if you can run a giant enterprise at the age of one, it is impossible in reality anyway, right? But in the novel, hum, the supporting characters will not only not find it strange, but will be shocked by the protagonist's domineering spirit, and obediently fall under the protagonist's diaper...... That's the strength of the main character. ”
Chen Yuanyuan sweated profusely: "Xianggong, you're not sick, are you?" Why did you suddenly become a little weird?"
Yi Yun coughed: "Of course I'm not sick, I just suddenly found that there are three selection branches: Nobunaga Line, Emperor Line, and Domination Line, but I can't use the method of archiving and reading to play all the branches, and I feel a little difficult to choose...... Well, the real world is really different from the world of otaku...... You don't have to worry about me, it'll be fine after a while. ”
Chen Yuanyuan sweated profusely, turned to Zheng Zhifeng and said, "Do you understand what Xianggong is saying?"
"I didn't understand it either!, although it was spoken in Da Meng language, but the content was not like the language of Da Meng ......."
Yi Yun was in the midst of regret and sighing, and suddenly, he heard the voice of the long-lost big job transfer system in his head: "Ding...... Due to the resonance with the host's otaku spirit...... Locked Waste Class 4 is now unlocked...... You can advance to a new career...... Radio ......"
"Ah, Dongdong?" Yi Yun was taken aback, and then his face was full of faces, it turned out that he had already practiced the third-order waste system to 100% proficiency through the skill of "Imperial House", but he didn't know why there was no hint of upgrading to the fourth order, but at this time, it was suddenly possible......
He couldn't help but suddenly realize that he had been in this world for more and more time, he was less and less like an otaku, because his house soul had been short of heat, so the system had been refusing to upgrade him, this time he was moved by the branch route, and his house soul returned a little bit, and finally reopened the road to house promotion.
But...... What is the radio wave family? (Welcome to your support, is my biggest motivation.) )