Chapter 043: Who is more stupid 13

Qin Lian walked out of Qin Jiao's ward with a smile on his face and came to Xie Fan's face, "Master, the misunderstanding has been made clear."

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Xie Fan's eyes lit up immediately, "What, your niece is willing to be Ben Dashao's daughter-in-law?" ”

"Master, don't say it so explicitly, Jiaojiao is a girl after all, thin-skinned, master, do you understand?"

Xie Fan knows loneliness!

"Why is Lao Qin, your niece still unwilling to be a daughter-in-law for Ben Da Shao?"

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Qin Lian's face turned red, and he turned his head to look at Song Nan next to him, and Song Nan immediately answered with interest.

Qin Lian leaned down and whispered in Xie Fan's ear: "Jiaojiao means that you are not familiar with the master, I want to get to know each other with the master first!" ”

Xie Fan chuckled, "Old Qin, what do you mean by your niece wanting to be Ben Dashao's girlfriend first?" ”

Qin Lian let out a sigh of relief, this Master Xie finally understood what he meant!

So he nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, that's what Jiaojiao means!" ”

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Xie Fan jumped as high as he went, "Hahaha is great, this university rarely has a girlfriend!" ”

As he spoke, he rushed into Qin Jiao's hospital room without waiting for Qin Lian to react.

Qin Jiao's mother was slightly stunned at first when she saw Xie Fan suddenly breaking into the ward, and then forced a smile on her face.

"Master, thank you for saving our family!"

Xie Fan waved his hand, "The old woman looks at what you said, don't be so polite, it's only right for Ben Dashao to save his girlfriend!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Qin Jiao's mother, who had just calmed down, almost lost her breath:

This guy is really a psychopath, calling his daughter "girlfriend", but calling himself an "old woman"!

This idea is really strange!

At this time, Qin Jiao also had a black line on her face: Just this virtuous person still wants me to be her girlfriend?

It's just a joke!

But thinking about his uncle's good intentions, and then thinking about the benefits that this neurotic in front of him can bring to the entire "Public Security Bureau", he can only barely squeeze out a lukewarm smile.

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However, Xie Fan frowned, "Girlfriend, why do you still have this little paper figure on your head?" ”

"Your illness has been cured, and it's useless to stick a small paper figure with a small book!"

"Hurry up and pick it up, otherwise it will affect your beautiful appearance more!"

Qin Jiao's mother was stunned when she heard this, "Master, Jiaojiao's uncle said that he can only take it off when his consciousness is completely healed!" ”

Xie Fan snorted coldly, "Ben Dashao said that his girlfriend is not sick now, then she must be not sick!" ”

"Can you still make Ben Dashao's girlfriend as stupid as Lao Qin, 13 hehe, running around the street every day with a piece of paper?"

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Xie Fan's words happened to be heard by Qin Lian, who had just walked into the ward!

I saw that the director's face suddenly turned red, but in order to alleviate the embarrassment, Qin Lian smiled:

"Master, I don't think about it, with your paper figure on the head, can you drive away evil spirits?"

"It's like last night on that fat man's construction site, I didn't dare to approach the dirty things of your paper man, Master!"

Xie Fan glanced at Qin Lian, "Does that have anything to do with your paper man?" ”

"Ben Dashao also injected a wisp of divine soul into your body when he gave you the old boy sticker man, otherwise you think you can come out of the ghost realm so quickly?"

"Tell you: Now you have a wisp of this master's ghost-like resentful spirits and ghosts, and you can't get close to you!"

"Of course, if the old boy is unlucky and encounters the ultimate ghost, Ben Dashao can't do anything!"

At this time, in Qin Lian's heart, Xie Fan is simply more "Xie Bi'an", "I will be safe after thanking"!

So he bowed again and again, "Thank you, Master, thank you, Master!" ”

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Qin Jiao, who was snuggled in bed, felt sick to her stomach when she saw this series of actions of her uncle:

When did this uncle of his become so inflammatory?

How can there be any appearance of the director of the "Public Security Bureau"?

At this time, Qin Jiao's mother took two steps forward suspiciously: "Master, I have always been upset and irritable recently, I wonder if the master can help take a look?" ”

Xie Fan squinted at Qin Jiao's mother and said coldly:

"Old lady, when you gave birth to Qin Jiao, you were already an older mother, so you ended up with a problem of cold palace and weakness, and now you are getting older!"

"In addition, there was a false alarm because of Jiaojiao's injury, which caused Gong Han to have abdominal pain, impetuousness, and dizziness."

"Simply put, a combination of geriatric and gynaecological diseases."

"Grandma Bai was unwilling to take care of this kind of trivial matter, but for the sake of your girlfriend's fucking face, I begged Grandma Bai to help you heal!"

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As he finished speaking, he took out a small paper figure from the pocket of the crumpled and stinking hospital gown (he was vomited by the fat man yesterday and had not had time to wash it).

Then with a "phew", he spat on the little paper man's head.

"The old woman went to the bathroom and put Ben Dashao's saliva on her head and feet to the place where she put two fingers below her navel!"

Qin Jiao's mother looked at the little paper figure stained with Xie Fan's saliva handed to her, and Qin Lian on the side hurriedly urged:

"Sister-in-law, what do you want?"

"Not in a hurry?"

Qin Jiao's mother was disgusted and helpless, reached out to take the little paper, and turned around and entered the bathroom.

And Xie Fan continued: "Don't get wet for seven days, don't make love with men. ”

"After seven days, you will be rejuvenated, if you get a new life, then you will have no problem if you want to give birth to a brother-in-law in this university!"

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When Qin Jiao's mother heard this, she scolded in her heart:

Qin Lian, you old fool 13, you will never want to come to our door in the future!

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Qin Jiao, who was lying on the hospital bed, looked at everything in front of her, but she had already gritted her teeth with hatred:

"Hey, who is that, so the paper figure on my head was also pasted by your kid with spit!"

Xie Fan nodded, "Yes, otherwise, there will only be Ben Dashao's handiwork and Grandma Bai's prescription, how can there be such a good healing effect without Ben Dashao's divine soul blessing!" ”

Qin Jiao only felt a burst of retching, and almost vomited on the hospital bed, and roared in her mouth:

"You fucking hurry up and take it off for the old lady, otherwise the old lady and you will not be finished!"

Seeing this situation, Qin Lian was only afraid that Qin Jiao would anger Xie Fan, so he hurriedly explained:

"Jiaojiao, this is all a master for our good!"

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However, at this time, Qin Jiao still had the heart to listen to Qin Lian's explanation, and two cold lights had already shot out of her eyes!

But Xie Fan only smiled: "That must be removed, otherwise how ugly this paper figure will be on his girlfriend's head!" ”

"And you, Lao Qin, don't you think it's stupid to have a paper figure on top of your head.13?"

Qin Lian smiled awkwardly and thought in his heart: No matter how stupid Lao Tzu is, can he be more stupid than you kid 13?

But since Xie Fan opened his mouth, Qin Lian could only kneel and lick and said: "Oh, master, old Qin, isn't I thinking about sticking it for two more days, and I can also stick to your immortal qi more, master?" ”

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