Chapter 070: Boy, Is This What You Eat?
Chang Tao was stabbing the peachwood sword in his hand towards Qin Jiao's body with all his might, but he suddenly felt a black shadow flash in front of him.
With a "bang", something had already slammed heavily on his forehead.
Chang Tao was shocked and painful, but when he looked down, it was a chicken leg bone......
Hey, Nima, what's going on?
There are still people who dare to sneak attack this Dao Master!
And it's also a chicken thigh bone!
What's going on with this Nima?
However, it was just a moment of distraction, and the "Peach Wood Sword" in his hand had already stabbed off, and it slashed against the protective light shield on Qin Jiao's body.
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Qin Jiao, as an excellent female detective in the "Public Security Bureau", is naturally skilled, and when she saw Chang Tao's flaws, she stepped forward immediately, fell her shoulders and elbows, and hit Chang Tao right in the heart.
Chang Tao only felt a sharp pain coming, how could he still stand firmly?
Just when Chang Tao involuntarily retreated, Qin Jiao stepped up and turned around, and a "snap" slap had already slapped Chang Tao's cheek heavily.
Chang Tao was only dizzy and dizzy, and took a few steps back before he could stand firm.
Once upon a time, this monk of the "Abnormal Incident Investigation Bureau" was beaten by a little girl?
What's more, this extremely insulting big-eared scraper?
Chang Tao, whose face was red and his ears were red, and the bridge of his nose was swollen, roared:
"Stinky, you dare to beat Lao Tzu, you want to die!"
As he spoke, he stepped forward again, and Deng Fan hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold it when he saw the situation, "Senior brother, don't be impulsive!" ”
"Now we are on the territory of the People's Security Bureau, and there are many people in the family, and we heroes will not suffer losses in front of us!"
When Qin Jiao heard this, she immediately became furious, "You two boys really don't know whether to live or die!" ”
"Do you still need someone else's hands to do it?"
"Miss Ben sent all three of you alone!"
Chang Tao roared: "Fart, what kind of big garlic are you pretending to be a stinky girl?" ”
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However, Chang Tao was just halfway through his words, but suddenly he saw a black in front of him!
With a "pop", something has fallen into its mouth!
Chang Tao was caught off guard and immediately rolled his eyes by choking, so he hurriedly turned his head and spit out what fell into his mouth out of thin air.
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When I looked down, I saw that it was a chicken leg that had been gnawed to only a small half!
Hey Nima!
This kind of thing that has been Thoreau suddenly fell into his mouth, this feeling......
It's really a different taste!
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The rising star of the invincible "Abnormal Incident Investigation Bureau" almost threw up directly!
After a frenzied retching, he yelled, "Who the did this?" ”
"How dare that bastard tease Ben Dao Ye like this?"
"Damn, don't you want to live?"
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A group of agents from the "Public Security Bureau" saw that what Chang Tao spit out of his mouth was half a chicken leg, and they had already guessed that this must have been done by the "Master Xie".
So everyone snickered in their hearts: The master is really a god and a man!
This time it was a breath of relief!
This kid from the "Abnormal Incident Investigation Bureau" is still screaming here, and this kid probably doesn't know how he died for a while!
But it's okay if this 13-like one is dead, who called this kid so crazy?
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Just when everyone was secretly applauding, Xie Fan was already holding a brand-new chicken leg in one hand and a bottle of Coke in the other, and Tala walked over with big slippers.
When the agents of the "Public Security Bureau" saw this master appear, they felt that they had made way for Xie Fan.
And Qin Lian hurriedly stepped forward when he saw Xie Fan coming forward, "Master, why did you come here in person?" ”
"This kind of trivial thing really doesn't bother you!"
"Lao Qin, I can solve it!"
Xie Fan snorted coldly: "Old Qin, let me just say that the older you are, the less courageous you are!" ”
"Look what this kid is doing?"
"Not only did he try to bully Ben Dashao's girlfriend, but he also shouted and scolded Ben Dashao here!"
"This kid is already so arrogant, don't you care about Lao Qin?"
Qin Lian hurriedly nodded yes, "Master, Lao Qin knows that he is wrong, Lao Qin will go and teach that kid who doesn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the earth a good lesson!" ”
Although Qin Lian also hated Chang Tao, a stinky boy who didn't know the height of the sky, he didn't sin to death!
If Xie Fan is allowed to make a move, who knows if this master will turn this kid into a little paper figure?
That's not going to end well!
So Qin Lian took two steps forward, but before the bureau chief could speak, Chang Tao's eyes had already fallen on Xie Fan.
I saw that the kid in front of me was wearing a hospital gown, with big slippers, black hair like a bird's nest, and a "little paper man" on his forehead that was the same as on Qin Lian's head.
In his left hand, he holds a Coke, and in his right hand, he holds a half-nibbled chicken thigh......
Don't ask if the half of the chicken leg that just smashed on the bridge of his nose and stuffed it into his mouth must have been made by this kid Thoreau!
When Chang Tao retched for a while, he saw a line of small words printed on the left chest of the hospital gown: "Huanshan Mental Hospital"!
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This kid ran out of a "mental hospital"?
Just look at this kid's virtue, the more he looks like it, it's obviously right.
Hey Nima!
This psychopath had just thrown a chicken leg he had gnawed into Lao Tzu's mouth.
I'm the next Olympics, it's tolerable or unbearable!
Chang Tao pointed to the chicken leg bone and half a chicken leg on the ground and roared: "Boy, you threw this over?" ”
Xie Fan nodded while nibbling on the chicken legs, "Yes, you kid who was kind enough to feed you delicious food didn't appreciate it?" ”
"I'm spoiled by you!"
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Chang Tao roared: "Fuck you, you neurotic dare to be so disrespectful to this Daoist!" ”
"Do you want to die?"
As he spoke, he had already broken free from Deng Fang's drag, and waved the peachwood sword in his hand and slashed straight at Xie Fan's top beam.
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Seeing this situation, everyone present was shocked:
What's going on?
Is this young Taoist priest crazy?
How dare you make a move on Master Xie?
Master Xie can easily kill the existence of six "evil ghosts" in seconds!
Is this young man of the "Strange Events Investigation Bureau" so rampant?
However, this kid's retribution should also come soon!
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The people eating melons next to them guessed correctly.
Just when the peachwood sword in Chang Tao's hand was still about half a meter away from Xie Fan, a big slipper had already "snapped" and was heavily pasted on his face.
Chang Tao's kid was immediately staggered by this sudden "hidden weapon".
Xie Fan rushed to Chang Tao with a flicker, standing on one leg and kicking his right leg in a roundabout way.
At the same time as the bigfoot girl put on the slippers, Chang Tao had already flown out upside down.
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Seven or eight meters away, when he landed on the ground, Chang Tao's face was already covered with blood.
Xie Fan snorted coldly: "The kid dares to make a mistake in front of this young man with this ability!" ”
"This is just a small punishment, if you are still obsessed...... you will not come to your senses!"
Chang Tao, who was already angry, how could he listen to Xie Fan say more words at this time?
There was a roar in his mouth: "Fuck you, you psychopath, this Daoist will be destroyed today!" ”
When he jumped up from the ground, he picked up the "Peach Wood Sword" in his hand and rushed towards Xie Fan again.
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