Chapter 23: After analyzing the funeral notes, I realized!
The funeral of the fat girl's younger brother came to an end, because it was the fat girl who asked for everything to be simple, and our relationship with the fat girl was not bad, and we gave her some discounts.
When Da Lei saw the reward, he was a little sullen: "You have become a good person, and you want me to drink the northwest wind with you." If the funeral is like you did for the fat girl, then our store will be yellow sooner or later. ”
I gave Da Lei a blank look, didn't pay attention to him, and focused on Qiqi.
Da Lei and I have been busy helping the funeral of Fat Mei's younger brother for the past two days, and we haven't taken much care of Qiqi.
By the time I got back to the room, Qiqi was already lying on the bed and falling asleep with the doll in her arms, and she made a sound of deep sleep.
I quietly covered Qiqi with the quilt, then tiptoed back to the sofa and sat down, took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket and smoked it.
I suddenly thought of the fat girl's brother pinching the fat girl's fierce and cruel eyes at that time, and I still have palpitations in my heart. If I hadn't had a purification music box, the fat girl would be really dangerous.
The undead he met in the past were very amiable, only the fat sister's younger brother was so vicious that he even wanted to take his own sister's life.
It seems that it is not a blessing to be able to see the undead, and it may even bring some trouble to yourself.
Thinking of this, I took out the analysis magnifying glass from my body, and I still don't know what the purpose of this thing can be?
The things I got before will play some magical roles, and this magnifying glass should be no exception, right?
I looked closely at the magnifying glass, and suddenly the familiar blood-red subtitles appeared in front of me.
[Analyze words and events to increase wisdom and enhance understanding.] 】
Seeing the effect of the magnifying glass, it dawned on me and flipped it up on the desk.
I didn't hate the books until I used them, and then I realized that the desk in the room was actually a furnishing, and I couldn't even find a decent book.
So how does this magnifying glass work?
Just when I was worried, I suddenly turned to a few notebooks that my dad had left for me in the drawer.
My dad said that when I had time, I would go through these notebooks at any time, which recorded the experience he had learned from the funeral.
I hurriedly opened the notebooks, the handwriting was majestic, and there were four big characters written on the cover: funeral notes.
Every funeral my dad has received over the years has been recorded in detail.
I have to say that my dad is a very careful and detail-oriented person, so he has been a funeral for so many years, and his reputation in the town has nothing to say. When it comes to funerals, there's no one in town who doesn't know my dad.
After flipping through a few pages with a magnifying glass, it was as if I had suddenly started to turn over the sea.
All the knowledge about the funeral industry seems to be injected into my mind, and I am constantly impressed.
I sighed at the power of the magnifying glass, and suddenly my brain exploded, and countless inspirations gushed out.
In an instant, my mind was extremely focused, my understanding was greatly improved, and even my mental state became extremely uplifted.
This feeling of sudden enlightenment is like a sudden opening of the mind, which is very amazing.
While I was amazed at its magic, my doubts and puzzles about encountering the undead also got the answers I wanted at this moment.
I slowly closed my eyes and felt everything around me vibrate at different frequencies.
I am more acutely aware than normal of the energy generated by these vibrations of different frequencies, which are tumbling around me like a raging ocean.
The undead that I see are made up of these energies?
They can have all kinds of effects on their surroundings because they attract and collide with each other?
I gasped and was shocked!
My three views have collapsed a little because of this magical experience.
I've never thought about these incomprehensible questions before, but since the experience of seeing the dead, my world has been different from before.
With this in mind, when I opened my eyes, it was as if I had seen another world.
……
Early in the morning, I woke up in a daze, Qiqi was holding his chin in front of my eyes, looking at me with a smile like a flower.
"Uncle, are you awake? You've been asleep for a long time. ”
I pinched Qiqi's face, and suddenly I heard the sound of thunderous footsteps at the door.
"Lao Chen, you're going to scare me to death, aren't you? I've slept for a day and a night, and I can't wake up no matter how I call it, and I think something happened to you! If it weren't for the pulse and heartbeat, I would have thought you were dead! ”
The cacophony of thunder made my groggy head buzz as if it had been stimulated.
What did Da Lei say just now?
Did I sleep a day and a night?
I quickly glanced at the date on my phone, and I was speechless.
All I remember was looking at my dad's funeral notes with a magnifying glass that night and then falling asleep.
But I didn't expect to increase wisdom and enhance understanding, and there would be such side effects? Need a day and a night off to adjust?
At this time, I felt a wave of hunger, and I was so hungry that people were a little dizzy.
Da Lei handed me a bowl of noodles and whispered in my ear, "You can't do it because you're too much of your body, right?" ”
I kicked the thunderbolt and scolded, "Fuck off! Do you want to drink Chinese medicine again? Do you want me to go to Uncle Ghost to buy you some more medicine? ”
Da Lei pouted and said, "Doesn't I care about you?" You said you're almost thirty, and it's time to find a woman to marry. ”
I rolled my eyes at Da Lei and said, "Are you embarrassed to talk about me?" Aren't you the same? ”
Da Lei said triumphantly: "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, buddy, I have taken off my singles and said goodbye to my twenty-five years of single life." Hmph, single dog! ”
I was so angry with the thunder that I took the noodles he handed me, kicked him in the ass and scolded, "Get out! ”
Da Lei said: "Then you have a good meal, buddy, I'm going on a date." ”
Stimulated by the thunder, my eyes were about to turn red.
Da Lei can actually get off the list, so what's wrong with me? Still alone after all these years?
Qiqi took my hand and said, "Uncle, let's eat quickly, you haven't eaten for a day." ”
As soon as Qiqi said this, my stomach growled, and I picked up the noodles and ate them.
While I was eating, I downloaded all kinds of dating apps. I really don't believe it, four-legged toads are hard to find, and two-legged women don't have them?
If you want to get rid of Da Lei's ridicule of me, the top priority is to find a girlfriend as soon as possible, not to fall behind, and to get married quickly and create good conditions for the adoption of Qiqi.
At this time, my phone rang, and the caller was none other than the fat girl!
She said: "Brother Momo, you are all right by you, my husband is ...... He looks like he's really in trouble......"