Chapter 306: If I Touch Me, I'll Marry You
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"Boss, you're the Grim Reaper, aren't you?"
On the deck, Ximen was undefeated and looked at the emperor in anticipation, and Ximen Qianjing looked like he was going to give him a hug.
The god of death, that is the god on high, is the existence that the living look up to.
"Just kidding, how can I be the Grim Reaper, if I am the Grim Reaper, I will be the first to kill you."
"Boss, don't lie to us, everything that just happened, as well as what you summoned the undead before, shows that you are the Grim Reaper."
"Undefeated, Grim Reaper, that's one of the highest gods in the God Realm, do you think I, a person who has lost his temper by an eight-armed demon, will be the Grim Reaper?"
After thinking for a while, Simon Undefeated's eyes flashed, and said: "I understand, God has a godhead, and Godhead can be inherited, and you must be the inheritor of the god of death." ”
Emperor Jitian made an innocent expression, which can be thought of, and quickly continued to lie.
"I just know a friend, he is a strong man in the Death Realm, and I helped him unintentionally, so when I am in trouble, he will help me."
Seeing that Emperor Jitian couldn't be more serious, Ximen asked suspiciously, "Boss, are you really not?"
Patting his forehead, the emperor killed the heavens and said: "It's really a headache!" Our relationship is so iron, I don't have to lie to you, right? And it's no good for me to lie to you. ”
Simon was undefeated and some believed it, but Simon Qianjing came again.
"Kill the sky, the little girl on your shoulder today is the messenger of death, she calls you master, I heard it! If you want to hide your identity, we will never say it. ”
Although the words are so, the emperor kills the sky clearly, no matter how nice it sounds, don't believe it easily, what is a secret?
A secret is something that only one person knows, and others will never be reliable.
"I'm really not, don't be too curious, okay?"
Simon smiled proudly and said, "In the Sinful Territory against the attack of the eight-armed demon, you were beaten into the ground by the Heart-digging Demon, and the blood gate released by the stiff sister-in-law, I thought it was strange at the time, but now that I think about it, it is the gate of the blood hell, boss, you are not good at hiding it at all." ”
"Master, do you want to erase their memories?" Jing'er's milky voice sounded in Emperor Jitian's heart.
I can't help it, Jing'er is a charcoal in the snow!
"Jing'er, let's do it! I'm going to be annoyed by them! ”
Ximen was undefeated and saw that the emperor killed the sky and did not speak, and said with a smile: "I was right by me!" You are the god of death, my boss is the god of death, what a face-saving thing! I've got to show off my ....... ”
Before the word "Yao" was spoken, Simon was undefeated as if he was drunk, "I'm so sleepy!" What's going on?"
Ximen Undefeated and Ximen Qianjing fell on the deck, and Jing'er said: "Master, let me out!" ”
Jing'er came out and smiled cutely, "Master, do you want them to have complete amnesia?" ”
"Just get rid of their memories when they come to the island."
If you dispose of all the memories of both of them, it will cause a lot of trouble.
Just let them have selective amnesia, and then they will be making up a seamless lie to deceive them.
After a while, the mirror was ready, "Master, when they wake up, they will forget what happened in two days." ”
"Hard mirror, I'll send you back!"
As soon as Jing'er heard that Emperor Jitian was going to send her back, she hurriedly ran away, "Master, I don't want to go back!" ”
"If you don't go back, you can't do it! My identity is too sensitive, if someone recognizes you, I'll be in trouble, and you don't want your master to be killed! And if the two of them wake up and see you, I don't know how to explain it!. ”
Jing'er looked at Emperor Jitian pitifully, tears flashing in her big eyes, "Master, why don't you let Jing'er go outside before they wake up?" ”
Emperor Jitian touched Jing'er's head and said, "Okay! ”
Walking into the boat, although Emperor Jitian knew how to drive the boat, he didn't know the route to Fengming Island.
I looked around the cockpit, and the charts didn't either.
"Master, what's wrong?" Jing'er blinked and asked.
Emperor Jitian dropped the magic core he picked up from the table and said, "I don't have a chart, and I don't know the route, so I can't go now!" ”
Jing'er thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Master, the souls of the sailors of this ship are all in the blood prison, you can get them out and let them sail!" ”
"Why didn't I think of that!" Emperor Jitian smiled, and his consciousness was transmitted to the jailer on the third layer of the Blood Prison.
"Master, you didn't expect it, it's not because you're stupid!"
"You say so about your master! Aren't you a little too faceless! ”
"Master, I'm telling the truth! The mirror never slapped a horse. ”
"Oh, so the mirror is so good! I think I should send you back to Bloodhell! ”
Jing'er immediately hugged the emperor's leg, "Master, you are the most handsome, you love Jing'er the most, you are the best master, you must not bear to send Jing'er back." ”
Emperor Jitian squatted down, stretched out his index finger, poked Jing'er's small body, and said, "Jing'er, didn't you just say that you don't have a beard and shoot a horse!" ”
Jing'er said seriously: "Master, Jing'er didn't have a whisker to shoot the horse!" The mirror is a compliment to the owner. ”
"Also, don't poke me, I'm a girl, if you touch me again, I'll ...... I'll ....... ”
"What about you?"
"I'll marry you!"
It's a bolt from the blue! Emperor Jitian almost fainted to the ground, "Jing'er, look at your big fart body, marry me!" I'm going to poke you today! ”
"Hee-hee! Ha ha! ”
"Master, don't get it, it's so itchy! Don't ...... master. Ha ha! ”
Emperor Jitian poked Jing'er's body several times, and then began to tickle, Jing'er rolled on the deck, laughing non-stop.
"You are a little sample, and you are still married to me, I will strip you naked and see if you are normal."
Jing'er was so frightened that she got up and ran, "Bad guy, Jing'er won't play with you anymore!" ”
"I don't play with you little yet!"
In the blood prison, there is news from the third-tier jailers that they have found all the sailor's souls.
Even the soul of the strange white hair is there.
Under the education of the jailer, the soul of the strange white hair and the soul of the sailor are not obedient.
What kind of threat such as going to the oil pot scared the soul of the Ice Clan, who entered the blood prison for the first time, trembling.
A group of souls obediently left the blood prison and entered the ship, each performing its own duties, and the luxurious ship moved.
Emperor Jitian sent Ximen Qianjing and Ximen Undefeated into the cabin, brought a large table, lay on a chair, and drank a little wine, so comfortable.
Jing'er also learned to drink from the emperor, but Jing'er drank too much and fell asleep directly on the table.