Chapter 143: Teasing Green Tea!
I leaned into Jiang Zi's ear and whispered, "The relationship between the two of us is not uncommon to say this kind of thing." Although I'm married, I still have some lingering feelings for you. ”
Jiang Zi smiled charmingly and said softly: "Then are you willing to divorce for others?" ”
"It depends on your sincerity! I'm running a funeral shop now, and I don't make less money in a month, you have to show some sincerity, right? Otherwise, how can I trust you? ”
Jiang Zi is also a typical love brain, and after listening to my words, she suddenly had a delusional dream.
She smiled and put her arms around my neck and blew in my ear, "Shall I send myself to you to show my sincerity?" ”
I shook my head and said, "That's not going to work!" What do you think, if something happens to the two of us, and I am caught by my wife at home, then I can't leave the house? ”
"However, there is a way to prove your sincerity, why don't you spend some money to watch fortune and feng shui with me? I can still watch the marriage! ”
"Look at the matching degree of our marriage, if you operate this time, it is enough to see your sincerity."
Jiang Zi hesitated for a moment and asked quietly: "How much does this set of operations cost people?" ”
I smiled and said: "It's not much, it's not much, it usually costs 30,000 yuan to do business for others, and we are old acquaintances, so I will give you a 20% discount, and you can enjoy a whole set of business for 24,000." ”
Jiang Zi rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Okay! We're also old classmates, so why don't you help others take a look, maybe they're better with you than you and your wife? ”
Listening to Jiang Zi's tea words, I almost couldn't help but vomit.
Fortunately, I had already seen Jiang Zi's virtue in the group of high school classmates before, so this time it was mainly to pit her money.
"Then you transfer the money first, and I'll show you."
Jiang Zi said: "Then let's add WeChat, and I'll transfer you alone?" ”
I shook my head and said, "Since we are engaged in business, it will definitely be transferred to my public account." ”
I picked up the QR code at the front desk and said with a smile, "Old classmate, just scan here." ”
Jiang Zibai glanced at me, and then scanned the QR code.
I heard a tick and then my phone vibrated a little.
I saw that Jiang Zi successfully transferred money, and said with a smile: "Old classmate, you are now my big customer, you sit down!" Feng Ju, hurry up and pour water for our customers, I will go to prepare and prepare, and immediately start business for my old classmates. ”
Jiang Zi was stunned, but I had already walked towards the back room.
And Feng Ju was still a little unconvinced, so she hurriedly followed me, and then said in my ear: "Brother Momo, what do you mean?" This kind of woman who wants to seduce you, and you still do her business? You're all married, if you let your cousin-in-law know, then you won't be angry? ”
I rolled my eyes and said, "You know what?" We are in business, no matter who comes to the door, as long as she can pay us, then she is God. I've been in a funeral parlor for so long, what kind of people haven't seen it? You think I'm an idiot and can't see her tricks? ”
Feng Ju said with an aggrieved face: "But I'm just unhappy in my heart!" ”
"Feng Ju, when you encounter a guest who makes you very unhappy, don't show it so upright on your face, you must know how to deal with the world smoothly. There are many things, you have to learn from me well, so that you can't let yourself suffer a big loss in the future. ”
My words made Feng Ju a little depressed, but she quickly poured water for Jiang Zi according to my wishes.
After I took out my backpack from the back room, I returned to Jiang Zi, and then said with a smile, "Then I'll show you the fortune now?" ”
Jiang Zi hurriedly sat down beside me, pressed my slender jade hand on my shoulder, and said coquettishly: "People want to see their marriage with you first!" ”
I smiled and said, "No problem, then I'll help you take a look first." ”
I pretended to spread out her hand, glanced at the lines on her palm, and shook my head.
"Jiang Zi, we are a godsend, but it's a pity that you came too late. I have a wife now, and if I divorce my wife now, it will be against God. It's hard for me...... Why don't you look at other situations first, and then help you bless and bless you? ”
Jiang Zi hurriedly grabbed my arm and said rudely, "I don't! People are going to be with you. ”
I said, "So if I tell you now that I don't have any money at all, would you still want to be with me?" ”
Jiang Zi hurriedly got up and said, "Are you testing my sincerity?" Are people with you for money, such a cheesy thing? ”
She stole a glance at the Maybach outside the store, presumably to make sure it was my car.
I saw Jiang Zi's thoughts, and then had a showdown with her: "Jiang Zi, since you are not in it for money, then let's talk about feelings." With the friendship between the two of us in high school, it's a bit unreasonable for you to not pay some money to buy stocks in my funeral parlor now, right? If you really like me, you won't be able to do this little thing, right? ”
Jiang Zi was stunned, suddenly seemed to realize something, frowned and said, "Are you kidding me?" Isn't the Maybach outside your door? ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "That's my friend lent me a car, not my car!" I run a funeral parlor, where can I afford such an expensive car? ”
Jiang Zi's face changed instantly, and he said coldly: "Do you think it's fun to play me?" ”
I said innocently, "I never said I was rich, huh?" Obviously, you came to my funeral parlor and wanted to get close to me, and I have someone here. ”
Jiang Zi suddenly tore his face with me and said, "You stinky dick, you still want to soak the old lady like this, what are you dreaming of?" You just defrauded me of more than 20,000 yuan, now hurry up and pay it back, otherwise I will call the police. ”
I smiled and said, "Jiang Zi, what are you thinking?" We're just doing business, what are you thinking? Didn't you come to my funeral parlor to consume? Now that the money has been transferred, I just need to do the business for you. Where does the deception come from? ”
Jiang Zi was so angry that his teeth itched, and then scolded: "You stinky and shameless, I'll call the police now!" ”
"It's useless for you to call the police, this is a regular store, all of them have business licenses, and all businesses are legal."
Jiang Zi was so angry that he stomped his feet, and then said, "You still haven't paid me back?" If you don't pay me back, I'll be left in your store. ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I'm sorry, but our rule is that once you receive a payment, you won't be refunded." You scanned the QR code, I didn't force you to pay. ”
Jiang Zi was angry, looked at me through gritted teeth, and said, "You wait for the old lady!" ”
She grabbed her bag from the couch and immediately left the funeral parlor.
Looking at her angry and ruined appearance, I don't want to mention how happy it is.
And Feng Ju also smiled happily: "You deserve it!" This kind of green tea just doesn't clean up! ”