He insulted Brother Shuang when he was young, beat Brother Shuang when he was middle-aged, cursed Brother Shuang when he was old, took Brother Shuang away when he entered the ground, and won the resurrection match against Brother Shuang.

The above is what an older single man should do.

If anyone doesn't know who this Shuang brother is?

Then it can only be briefly summarized - "Iron Virgin Ultimate Veteran Two-Dimensional"

For virgins, the most dangerous thing is the wild woman outside, and the master said that the tigress under the mountain will eat people.

As a result, Mr. Chihara, who inherited the soul of a virgin, has always adhered to the principle of staying away from strange women.

Glancing at the Fukai Ice woman next to him, Mr. Chihara very consciously placed Nobunaga's bag straight and flat next to him to occupy a seat.

Silently opened "Detective Di Renjie" and continued to watch.

By the way, it feels really cool to have no Nobunaga and grab the charging cable by yourself.

Especially today, there are two female voice actors on the scene, one is dubbing inside, the other is smirking outside and I don't know what to do, and the snacks are all owned by Chihara alone.

He was satisfied with tearing open Pepsi potato chips, and sure enough, the free snacks were delicious.

But the Miss Fukai Bing sitting on the other side of the chair is really unpredictable.

I saw that Saori was sitting next to her in the morning, sometimes her brows were furrowed, sometimes the corners of her mouth were raised, sometimes she was deep in thought, and sometimes her eyes were shining and narrowing.

Occasionally, he laughs softly, like a special effects villain who can't hold back his pleasure when planning a dark plan.

Mr. Chihara deleted the video he had just watched, making some room for the mobile phone that didn't have a few G's left, and looked at the little girl next to him who kept smiling weirdly, holding a small notebook, and writing in front of it, and suddenly became a little scared.

This woman is full of strange contradictions and uneasiness inside and out, which makes people can't help but get goosebumps.

So he could only be silent, drinking water quietly to hide the horror in his heart.

"Qianyuan-kun, obviously he was so strong when he said goodbye last time, why is he weak today?"

"Because the way you look right now is really scary." He shrunk back, "especially with this perseverance and treacherous look......"

"Don't worry, I'm just here to ask for homework this time."

In the morning, Saori shook the small notebook in her hand.

"As a character who will be stabbed right away, do you have any feelings about Chihara-kun?"

I don't know, I've never thought about it, I've always been indifferent.

Although it may be suspicious to ask this kind of question, as long as she doesn't go crazy, there's nothing wrong with chatting.

Mr. Chihara paused for a few seconds and scratched his head, "It's probably the complicated feelings of 'I can get a salary for one episode right away' and 'I can only get a salary for one episode', I don't know whether to say happy or sad." ”

"It's an interesting way of thinking." In the morning, Saori touched her chin and wrote down his words in the notebook.

"Is it more joyful or a little harder?" She asked curiously.

"Hmm...... Sad. Chihara thought for a moment, "After all, I have to find another job after that, and I have to get some money in my account for living expenses." ”

"Like the Cowherd?"

"Can you stop mentioning this......

"Okay, I won't talk about it next time." Saori chuckled in the morning, "But if it really happens in the future, don't blame me for bringing up the old things again." ”

The pen in her hand paused, and she drew a large circle of the words she had just written, and the handwriting on the paper turned back and forth several times.

In the morning, Saori glanced at him leisurely and smugly, and suddenly asked, "Aren't you curious about what I'm doing?" ”

"Let's investigate the human society." He raised his eyes lightly, said generously, and then lowered his head to bite the potato chips and watched the Chinese TV series.

"How does Chihara-kun know?" The girl asked.

"It's like a journalist." Chihara shook his head, "Isn't it just a matter of trying to analyze someone and then using it as a case." ”

"Besides, as long as the encyclopedia has searched the **** in the morning, everyone knows that you are from the Department of Human Sciences, and you will know what to learn by listening to the name."

"It's a pity that I didn't see this major at the beginning, otherwise I chose it directly, and at the end of each school year, I wrote a paper to criticize the inferiority of the Japanese."

[From the perspective of what people are, to understand human behavior and psychological dynamics. 】

It's really a good science, and you can explain it with any nonsense, after all, there are a thousand Hamorets.

Thinking of this, he only lamented pity.

While chatting and sighing, he threw away a bottle of mineral water.

"It's not impossible to change schools and become my junior now~" Saori said in the morning.

"Unless I am given full tuition waiver and scholarship awarded, I will not be considered." Chihara took a sip of water and waved his hand.

"It's a very strict requirement, and Qianyuan-kun is really still obsessed with money......"

In the morning, Saori's face was obviously written "daydreaming", and she just wanted to open her mouth to mention the word cowherd again, but she was forced back by the boy's vicious gaze.

I can only bow my head and drink saliva.

"There's no way, it's hard to move an inch without money, and people can only live like this in the world." He thought for a moment, "If I could, I would like to remake reincarnated into a highly productive world line where Leninist socialism has abolished money." ”

"It's a pity that reincarnation failed."

He shook his head and sighed at the limitations of the subject matter of this light novel, and he couldn't boldly let it go.

"I originally thought that if I got the protagonist, I would buy myself a bicycle or battery car to treat myself, change to a mount, and switch from infantry to cavalry."

"I didn't expect it to backfire, the protagonist failed in the test, the supporting role was completed in one episode, and the vibrating stick was out."

"It won't be long before I have to go back to the difficult situation of squeezing the tram and subway to and from school every day."

As soon as he recalled the picture of Danqing Hell in the carriage, the self-proclaimed dashing man couldn't help but tremble. The holiday is only in January, and in the next few weeks, I will have to shiver in the corner of the social animal tram, for fear that a groping pig hand will stick out somewhere.

"Bikes." Saori thought for a moment in the morning, "The young people in movies and TV series are all handsome on bicycles. ”

"But I'm so tired, after all, it's a lot of miles away, and it's hard to step on it."

"What about the battery car?"

"Battery cars are too expensive......"

He reached into his trouser pocket and felt helpless.

"I'm very skeptical about whether Chihara-kun, who is covered in the smell of copper, is really related to the literature department of Yangchun Baixue?" Miss Morning's eyes were complicated.

Chihara snorted softly, and white gas could also be spit out in the air-conditioned room, looming.

He suddenly said: "No way, I didn't really want to choose literature, and writing words is a little annoying, but unfortunately there seems to be no good way out in Japan except for this." ”

"I originally wanted to enter politics and become a parliamentarian in the future, but after thinking about it, I found that I didn't seem to have an aristocratic background, and I couldn't pull my face to lick the noble girl of the family, so naturally I couldn't be a male secretary of a big man."

"If you want to be a lawyer who makes money, you start as an assistant in a big firm, start with serving tea and water, and finally become a worker for others."

"Thinking about business, I found that all the land was occupied by people, and starting a business is to become a shrimp eaten by big fish, and the conditions for large families to choose a son-in-law seem to be the talent of the manager."

"That's when I realized that several roads were blocked."

As for the most famous medical school at the University of Tokyo? With all due respect, a person who doesn't even dare to kill chickens has to have convulsions all over his body when he watches a horror movie, and it is somewhat cruel to persuade him to study medicine.

"So you chose the highest literary figure in the country?" The black long straight girl suddenly realized.

"Of course! Miss Saori in the morning! Mr. Chihara smiled confidently and powerfully.

"I never thought that there would be such a profession in Japan where people are respected and don't speak responsibly." He snorted twice and said proudly, "Even if you point at the prime minister's nose and scold the day before, you can get full praise in the newspaper the next day, where can you find a better job in the world?" ”

"What's more, no matter where you point or what you scold, there will always be dissatisfied people who agree with you, even if you can't come up with a solution, you will still be praised for not being afraid of power and hitting the nail on the head." Chihara puffed out his chest.

Speaking of this, Saori in the morning couldn't help but nod in agreement, after all, this is the reality.

"There is only one problem......"

She said in a deep voice.

"What?"

"If it is rumored that a famous writer in the future has used a voice changer to disguise a virtual female anchor to cheat money, what do you say?" She asked happily.

“……”

The thinly dressed boy with a beautiful face suddenly stiffened, and after a long silence, he subconsciously licked his chapped lips.

His lips moved slightly, but he couldn't make a sound.

"Qianyuan-kun, you don't want to be famous and fall into the middle of the road, do you?"

The girl shook the small notebook in her hand.