"Saori in the morning is a sick woman"

This is the impression that Chihara has left since the first time he met her.

Take stock, in fact, how can it be summed up in one word? Black belly, mysterious brain circuits, like to cause trouble for no reason, often confuse reality with two-dimensional, and most importantly......

Misfortune is bound to happen every time you run into it!

This has become the law.

"Speaking of which, how many times have we met today?" The girl held her chin and looked at the young man in front of her with a smile. Although the green vegetable juice in my hand is unpleasant, for the sake of health, I still grit my teeth and pour it slowly.

Chihara moved his ass again in disgust, then thought about it and replied, "It should be the ninth time." ”

Very precise figures, it looks really seriously thought out.

"Is that all? So little ......."

Obviously, I've only seen each other a few times in the past few months, but her tone seems to have known Mr. Chihara for a long time.

It seems to be like this from the first sight, this eldest lady is very familiar, and sometimes even too enthusiastic, which makes people feel troubled. is also very arrogant, and he doesn't care about the image burden of "popular and famous actors" on his body at all.

There is indeed a tradition of LM.

"But it always feels like you made up this number, and it happens to be the largest single digit, which is very suspicious?" In the morning, Saori's eyes were deep, and she questioned Mr. Chihara's character with great care.

The boy chirped twice, then rolled up his sleeves and raised his hand, broke his fingers and counted them one by one, vowing to fight back against the insult that the neurotic girl in front of him had.

"The first time was Sakuraso, Matsuda was recording in it, and you talked to me......" The young man looked at the beauty in front of him, paused for a long time, gradually converged his expression, and finally spoke in a low voice.

"Your words are so weird, at most it's just a conversation, and the "pick-up" is too frivolous......" Saori retorted subconsciously in the morning.

Chihara didn't plan to argue with her much, just nodded: "Let's just take it as a conversation, and for the time being, I don't have the intention of coveting my beauty......"

"You seem to be terrible for me to say this......" The senior blinked his eyes, as if pretending to be cute.

Mr. Chihara could only smile and say "hehe".

"The second time was the New Year's fireworks, and I was tricked by you again." Qianyuan shook his head helplessly, with his memory, he clearly remembered the story of the cowherd, as well as the proud words of the eldest lady who made fun of herself and was ready to consume.

In the morning, Saori also had a flash of lightning in her heart, and the corners of her mouth unconsciously showed a contemptuous, cold, cunning, and careless arc.

She remembered it all.

"Hmm...... Is it too late to regret it? ”

The girl stretched out her hand and posed a pair of scissors on her cheek, clattering and smiling.

The fingers are parted and closed, swaying up and down, as if to imply that the credit card can be paid at any time.

"It's not impossible...... Chihara crossed his fingers, his wrists arced inward, and he gently held up his chin.

With a light smile on his face, his eyes half-squinted, and his faintly bright pupils twitching in the light.

Examining the woman in front of him.

"Considering to avoid scandal, the cowherd is probably hopeless." Chihara said, "But you can rent out your boyfriend part-time, and it is said that beautiful men like me have been doing this in private a lot lately, and if Miss Morning is willing and has enough money, I can also be your exclusive rental." ”

"Huh?" The girl was silent for a few seconds, looking at him suspiciously.

"The premise is that as long as you can afford an annual membership of 100 million a year, then there is no problem." Chihara added.

"It's so expensive!"

Saori listened in the morning and sighed softly: "Qianyuan-kun's price is so high......"

The man pretended to sigh helplessly: "No way, now that I am famous, my worth has to be raised." ”

Saori in the morning took a deep look at him, as if she wanted to remember his face completely, and then nodded lightly, agreeing very much: "After all, it's the first virtual anchor vtuber, and it's really worth the price......"

When it was really a pot that could not be opened, Chihara held the drink in his hand, turned his head with a look of disgust, and decided to skip the topic for the time being.

The boy cleared his throat vigorously again, and the third finger was slightly upward, ready to go.

The girl's big eyes narrowed slightly, and she sat quietly ready to listen, looking very reserved.

"The third time is the audition of Sword Art Online......" he said slowly.

In the morning, Saori knocked on her palm, and then asked the people around her, "Did Chihara-kun lose to Matsuda-san that time?" ”

The young man's eyebrows suddenly raised into the shape of a dragon mother, and then turned his head to look at the morning yarn.

Why do you and I complain and worry, why do you poke at the sad place?!

The feeling of losing Asuna's wife is something that people like you will never understand in their lifetime.

In the morning, Saori's eyes were as deep as a dream, and she smiled, which was amazing.

[After all, I'm telling the truth, right?] 】

The young man replied to her with a faint gaze: "Yes......"

"I was sleeping in a small park outside when you successfully accosted me again, and by the way, you also disturbed me with a perfect nap." Speaking of this, he glanced at the woman next to him fiercely.

Breaking people's dreams is really hateful.

After speaking, I saw this senior who was like a fox and returned with a smile: "That pouting voice just now is actually very similar to Zhu Dasang at that time." ”

"Thousand, Yuan, Brother, Brother......"

It's still word for word.

Obviously, this senior has also read a certain tweet from his younger sister.

The young man could only pout helplessly, but fortunately, he usually heard too many bad words, and this level of provocation was not in his eyes at all.

The eyes are not clear, and the ears are not heard.

Then, I listened to his words: "The fourth time was when Zhuda and I went out to buy clothes, and you were holding a novel of "Spring Things" in your hand. ”

"It's also a memorable experience." Saori thought of something in the morning, and then casually mentioned it a little funny, "What you bought at the beginning was this particularly naïve Pikachu linkage on your body now?" ”

"Huh, naïve?"

The man sneered secretly: "Synopsis, your direct junior Sakura Suzune also wants the same clothes as me, next time I will repeat the evaluation of the senior in front of her." ”

"Suzune-chan is a cute girl, and the girl's childlike innocence is still an extra cuteness." Saori waved her hand in the morning, "Only Chihara-kun looks particularly naïve after you put it on, and people can't help but wonder if you are really a college student?" ”

"I'm ...... There is no way to refute it. The boy startled.

Shen chanted and deceived Krypton, and Qian could only nod in acknowledgement, and then habitually took a sip of drink, and his face was distorted again.

I regret that I shouldn't have bought this cherry flavor!

"That's right!" Saori remembered something in the morning, and suddenly screamed.

"That time, Qianyuan-kun also invited me to milk tea, right?" As the girl spoke, she looked down at the jar of vegetable juice in her hand, which was particularly unpleasant.

Immediately, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Tsk, I will still be courteous!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, this was an accident...... And that time, if it weren't for the cup of milk tea that was about to cool down at that time, I wouldn't have given it to you......" The young man said unhappily.

The reason why he doesn't drink it himself is also very simple, something that is too high in calories will cause the human body to be fat, and it is better to be fat than to be fat This big senior in front of him who can bring a lot of trouble to himself every time.

"The fifth time is the time of Toda, and the contemptible people rely on their faces to support the scene and beat you early......" he boasted triumphantly.

It's a beautiful thing to think about, just sit there and sleep, and the scholarship will arrive directly the next day, which is estimated to be more than a month according to the previous procedure.

What's even cooler is that I also ate a children's meal with Miss Dongshan at McDonald's Dangdang, which was so exciting that I couldn't sleep.

It's a pity that I didn't dare to participate in the girl's exchange line time at that time, so I didn't have much communication opportunity with Miss Higashiyama.

"Your eyes are disgusting...... "Saori said in the morning without mercy.

"I smell a rancid and dirty desire in the air, and I'll repeat what Chihara-kun just said to Higashiyama on the line, and then she wants to see you again, what she will say, I don't dare to think."

As she spoke, Saori couldn't help but sigh with pleasure in the morning.

"Senior, this is threatening me?!"

Chihara's eyes widened, and his heart was full of disbelief.

In this materialistic and filthy numb society, it is really hard to find sincerity, and the difficult life is only bitter and bitter, so that Mr. Chihara can only endure great suffering and torture!

"Sort of?" Saori was slightly stunned in the morning, and then waved her hand, with her usual business hypocritical smile on her face.

"After all, adolescent people like you teens are probably afraid of losing face in front of girls, right?"

"Morning San, why do you keep going to this kind of place?" The young man frowned, "It's always boring to love love, there must be those soul-shaking things in this world." Let's change the subject. ”

"For example?"

"For example, the sixth ...... It's the time you got nervous and role-played......" The boy laughed a few times and felt that something was wrong, so he didn't continue, just a kind reminder.

"Morning senior, do you remember that book......

The girl hurriedly stopped: "Don't ...... Chihara-kun! Stop it! ”

If the fight continues, it will inevitably become a meeting between the two sides to expose the matter.

Then she was afraid that she would die on the spot.

"It turns out that the generous morning seniors also have times when they are afraid of being known by others......

Chihara sighed in a low voice, Saori suddenly reacted to something in the morning, her long hair seemed to be about to explode, her narrow eyebrows and eyes were slightly slanted, and she bent into a rather good-looking arc:

"Qianyuan-kun, aren't you afraid that you will also have a bad day and be caught by me?"

"Hehe......"

"I'm a man who won't regret it." Chihara greeted the direct gaze of the senior and smiled confidently.

"You're so fake and righteous. Isn't it today's self, in order to vent his anger, to cause trouble for tomorrow's self? The girl frowned, and used her rich life experience to teach the younger generations that they should not be quick and indiscriminate.

You need to know how you treat her, and how she will treat you in the future.

Be a man and leave a line, so that you can see each other in the future.

"But it's a pleasure." Chihara snorted happily, it was rare to counteract once, and it was time to celebrate.

Then he triumphantly poured a sip of cherry-flavored Coke into his mouth......

The teenager's whole body stiffened for the second time.

"What's wrong?" Saori asked in the morning, mockingly, pretending to be surprised.

"It's just the discovery of a new world."

Mr. Chihara sighed, and unconsciously remembered the moment when he tasted Miss Uchida's cuisine that day.

"That's a great way to congratulate!" Saori applauded vigorously in the morning, witnessing this courageous and courageous attempt with him.

By the way, he used his mobile phone to record the little brother's face full of "joy".

Although, in the eyes of others, this expression should be more appropriately called "complex distortion".