"Who is different? People often say: in your twenties, one two one every night; In his thirties, one by one every night; In his forties, it only dropped to 147 per month; In his fifties, he had no choice but to get drunk on the fifteenth day of junior high school. Can't your wife do that when she's pregnant? Who can endure it? ”

"Didn't I say you, brother, look at your craftsmanship and personality, etc., are you terrifyingly fine; How can he be like a stunned young man in the matter of the joy of male and female bedding! When a woman is pregnant, how can she only care about her own happiness? ”

"There is a woman lying next to me, and if I don't touch her for more than ten months, it's worse than death! I'm afraid I won't be able to do it! ”

"It's really stupid to say that you are stupid, it's not that a pregnant woman can't touch it, but you have to pay attention to ways and means to touch it."

"Hey, there's something special about this! You say, what's the best way to do it? It can be both 'that' and ensure that the child in the womb is not affected. Say it, and I'll invite you to drink then. ”

At this time, Chen Zenger, a pair of eyes turned around on Yi Wangding, but in his heart he was thinking about his own wishful thinking: he wanted to start a family at the age of thirty, and his wife gave birth to four male sons at once, although the previous son died, but there were still three sons in front of his knees, and his wife was pregnant in his belly, if he was pregnant with another son in his belly, then he would have four sons. The natural conditions of Chenjiafang, a ghost place, are not good, and whether the four sons can successfully marry and start a family when they grow up is a big problem. This Yi Wangding has a good character, if his wife is pregnant with a girl, I might as well start first, and slander my son for marriage, and start first. If his wife is pregnant with a man, he will not delay anything, it is a profitable business that cannot be lost. Thinking of this, he only smiled silently, and played dumb riddles with Yi Wangding.

"Brother, my own brother, tell me quickly, what the hell are you doing? What is the sale? ”

"If you want me to say yes, brother, settle the account, I can't take you seriously! I'm conditional! ”

"Say it, say it! As long as I can do it, I will agree to a thousand conditions, and I will also agree to ten thousand conditions, go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire. ”

"That's okay, my condition is: follow the method I taught you to make love to your wife, and ensure that the child in your wife's womb can be born smoothly!"

"Say it! I'll be thankful then! And thank you so much! ”

"How can you thank me so much?"

"You're a brother, you can thank you as much as you want?"

"Okay, then you promise me that if your wife gives birth to a daughter, you will be my daughter-in-law. Do you want to match my son, I currently have three sons by my side, and my wife is also pregnant with a fourth one like my younger siblings. It's up to you to pick your four sons, what do you think? ”

Yi Wangding laughed when he heard this, and said, "Oh, I said brother! The two of us really have a little bit of a good idea, and if you think of going together, if you don't say it, I'll talk about it! Okay, I'll promise you, okay! Do you want that son to be my son-in-law...... Let me think...... If you pick the fourth child in the belly, it will be the same age at that time, and in the same year, it is not very good, then I will still choose your eldest as your son-in-law! The eldest is five or six years older than my wife's belly, which is the most suitable. If my wife gives birth to a boy, I will worship you as a godfather! Do you think it's okay? ”

"Good! Refreshing, a gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase, we high-five as an oath. ”

Suddenly, the two calloused palms collided together, clinging tightly and sticking to each other for a long time.

Yi Wangding smiled, and Chen Zenger also smiled. The rough laughter was like a slender bond, firmly entwining Yi Wangding and Chen Zeng's two families. In the long years to come, regardless of the wind and rain, freezing and snow, the slender bond has never been loosened and broken.