Chapter 1: Be sure to clean your computer before crossing over
Bloomage's peculiar nightlife has been going on for a week now. I go to work seriously during the day, and I fall asleep at night, and my mental state is getting better and better, except that I like to read novels more, but there is not much change.
The first day of the peculiar nightlife was Saturday, and I was ready to stay up late to play the trumpet fishing, begging the big guy to take me Huaxi, as if I heard something, frowned, and was about to listen carefully, but suddenly fell down on my small broken notebook at zero o'clock, and when I opened my eyes, it became an "old popsicle" blue coat.
Hua Xi, who opened the freezer, looked around sluggishly, his previous life was a dream when he was frozen? Or did he die of a sudden cardiovascular and cerebrovascular disease because he was playing a game?
"Hello? Is anyone there? Hua Xi cried out for help.
“tfДju@trωxǎvgⅡb…… Enable Basic Human Language Responses: Welcome to the conversation, Vault Resident Hua Xi, I'm Vault 51 AI Management Assistant Bian Wuwu, how can I help you? ”
The ceiling opened, and a mechanical arm stretched out, holding something similar to a wristband, and when he put on a wristband, he found that it was a high-tech product similar to a portable computer, and it actually supported Chinese.
"Thanks to the Sinicization group, good people have a safe life." Hua Xi thought to himself.
In the words of the evacuation management AI "Bian Wufu", it is "forced to wake up due to a sudden large difference in the numerical indicators of the human body." ”
Looking at his own information on the freezer, except for the photo and appearance, the name is the same, and the other information cannot be said to be very different from the original, or it can be said to be irrelevant.
After talking to Bian Wuwu's foundation, I realized that I estimated that it was worn, this is a technology line that climbed to the tank airship, and the magic line climbed to the point where it could open a stable portal......
Hua Xi's first reaction was, "This is the world that was destroyed by Mr. Sa's Burning Legion?" And he is the 'server' foot man who comes to Gansa? This glass slag lawyer's letter must not break me? ”
Bian Wuwu recorded Bloomage's problems, and informed him of the stored entries for "Sargeras" and "Burning Legion" and Bloomage's descriptions of these entries. It is hoped that Bloomage will provide some more information before freezing to enrich the shelter database.
Bian Wuwu told Bloom that there were many reasons for the opening of the Vault, such as the struggle between the Mechanical Ascension Sect and the Mage Tower, the war between countries, the conflict between different races, and the world outside the Vault was a pot of porridge.
And the shelter where Bloomage is currently located belongs to an inaccessible organization called "Equilibrium Mage and Auxiliary Machinery Society Alliance", because a series of names such as "Magic Machine Alliance", "Mechanical Mage" and "Equilibrium Auxiliary" have been registered, and the name of "Magic Alliance" has to be used in the end.
Many organizations in this world built shelters because they did not adapt to the general environment at the time, and they could not afford to hide, and froze themselves for hundreds of years, intending to make a comeback or avoid the catastrophe of death at that time.
For example, the Light and Darkness Sect and the Shadow Realm froze themselves in order to avoid the Holy Light Sect that was powerful at that time, and after they came out, the Holy Light Sect had already been hammered by various mechanical sects and royal power revival organizations, and abdicated as second-rate organizations.
And the Light and Darkness Sect and the Shadow Realm have instead been given a chance to breathe, and now the Light and Darkness Sect is no weaker than the Holy Light Sect.
Shadowlands, you ask? Little brother I want to develop, so I have to borrow the head of the eldest brother Xiang to use it, and now the Shadow Realm can only be said to be a small organization under the light and darkness.
The reason why the Pua Alliance opened the Sanctuary was that there was a big fight between the Azure Mage Tower and the Duo Riveting Gang Sect, and the reason for the start of the fight was the discovery of high-quality demonic iron ore on the territory of the Puja Alliance that was sandwiched between the two spheres of influence as a buffer.
Demonic iron is used as a spiritual guide for its excellent demonic conduction, associated ores and gems are the materials for staffs, and forged magic steel ingots are important industrial raw materials.
The Puja Alliance is gone, and the rest of the people are scattered, and the original shelters on the territory are useless, and they can go to some small shelters in the wilderness. This is also the reason why the Shelter AI is now called Bian Wuwu, because the Shelter is too far away and remote, and it is numbered five.
In order to avoid being swept away, the shelters are usually not connected with each other, and they can only be said to have entered the shelters, and there is a gap between people in different shelters.
As for Bloomage, an old popsicle who doesn't even understand the situation of his own camp, Bloomage and Bian Wuwu had a frank conversation, and the two sides enhanced their understanding through this meeting, and the talks were beneficial, and Bian Wuwu expressed concern about Huaxi's arrival.
Bian Wuwu thinks that Hua Xi, as a resident of the shelter, has hallucinated due to the freezing time for too long, and fabricated a life for himself in the hallucination, and the sound Hua Xi heard before fainting was the emergency awakening of the life support system of the freezer.
Hua Xi thought that he should have stayed up late to play games and sent it, and before sending it, he was brought to this time by the side shelter and replaced Hua Xi, who died violently here.
The treatment of the protagonist of this starting point makes me excited when I think about it.
But he is just an ordinary small-town problem-solver, his parents are complete, his father is a demobilized cadre, his mother is a water plant worker, and he has no hidden family background at home, and he is not a template for the return of the king of soldiers, and he can only rely on the exam to fight for the official ape of a small county town.
I don't have any bad habits, I don't smoke, I don't drink less, I don't jump, my hobbies are just playing games and reading novels, I go to bed at one o'clock at night and get up at seven o'clock in the morning, I can send it myself with this background, Bloomage can't understand it.
Since I have passed through, then my original self is also ...... After a few years of exams, I finally got in, and I can still believe in the organization about the basic welfare arrangements, and the only thing I can't let go of is my parents, who are only over 100 and a half years old and have to bear the pain of losing a child, and the pain of losing a single family is not something that ordinary people can bear.
In line with the idea that what comes is safe, I have also read a lot of novels, such as "No matter what the cloud is, it is boiled mutton with willow branches", "The Yellow Wisdom of the Crumbs of the World, Pirates", "In fact, the planner Ah Guang doesn't know what he is planning".
According to the starting point, you can generally travel through the plot, either you can roughly know what plot you will encounter as a magic stick, summer ice printing, or you can cast a wide net to grow leeks, and maybe you can go back after finishing the plot.
In order to improve his ability to be an excellent leek planter, Hua Xi walked around the shelter and swept the floor and wiped the ashes, while talking to Bian Wuwu to see the difference between this world and the original world.
I didn't want to find that in addition to my freezer, it was really a "freezer", the thick ice sealed the sleeping cabin, and only a figure in a blue coat could be faintly seen inside, and there was nothing on the freezer, Bloomage was basically sure that he was a proper server.
When the server is the server, I just want to end the life of the tool man and return to my ordinary life.
Even if Bian Wuwu said that it was just a dream woven by Bloomage himself.
But at least in the dream there is everything.
Living in this refuge, I will pull a high-grade leek, and I don't expect to have such a white mole, and I will immediately return to my comfort nest if I come to an old mosquito.
The great mentor John Khan Jr. once said: When your career goes astray, you can mostly save it.
Bloomage had a cordial and friendly conversation with Bian Wuwu on the "server plan", and on behalf of the shelter management, Bian Wuwu agreed with Bloomage's opinion, respected Bloomage's view, and provided Bloomage with part of the shelter authority.
Since Bloomage is a Vault 51 resident and has obtained permissions, the Vault Bottom Layer setting is triggered, and the first Vault resident with permission is immediately granted administrator privileges.
It seems that this time I really have to go the way of planning Ah Guang.
Bloomage is very happy that he has obtained the administrator privileges, and thanks to the recognition and affirmation of the shelter organization. He also expressed his great recognition of the dedication and hard work of Bian Wuwu to the shelter in the past, and hoped that in the future work, we can make progress together, continue to add glory to the shelter, and better carry forward the great cause of the festival alliance.
After the meeting, the two sides further refined the operation rules of the "server solution" during the meeting in order to better implement it.
After just finishing a tube of mango-flavored energy bars, Bloomage began to be busy for his great server career, and according to the almost forgotten plot, he and Bian Wuwu set up a pirated website together, recorded the CG of "Greasy Senior Sister", and prepared for promotional advertisements.
Since Bloomage is a programming idiot, all of the above content is done by Bian Wuwu.
When making up the backstory of the game, I was preparing to use "XX World - Immortal" to cut off a handful of runaways...... No, coax leeks to gag your kidneys...... It's not right, when the great people were summoned to fight for the liberation of the other world, I hope that there are still people who don't know that the Warcraft mobile game ran away and was recruited in, Hua Xi woke up.
Hua Xi sat at the table with a confused face, and Zakun on the screen still stuck to his post as always, telling him that you had dropped the connection after time, and took out his mobile phone and wanted to make a call to his parents to talk about his sudden miss, but he saw that it was only six o'clock in the morning.
At this time, I must have thought that something had happened to me, so it was better to be late, and today is Sunday, I used to sleep until eleven or twelve o'clock at noon. Or play again in the afternoon, and pretend to be like a point.
Find a reason to say that you plan to buy a refrigerator in the dormitory.,Get scolded.,How many protagonists want to be scolded and can't find a way out!
Is this because I was too sleepy to play games, fell asleep, and my cerebral cortex was too active, and I integrated the "Curating Ah Guang" I watched during the day into my dreams, or was it really a time travel? Or the "Huaxi" of the refuge was successfully linked again and squeezed himself off the line. Bloomage didn't want to think about it.
As long as you wait until tonight, whether it is Huangliang Yimeng or Zhuang Zhoumengdie can be seen, what should be done now is to go back to bed and have a good sleep or prepare to prepare?
Since you're awake, don't sleep yet, and wait until you eat something to sleep.
I pulled out a piece of scratch paper and began to plan for my great leek career.
According to the habit of the Temporal and Spatial Authority of the starting point, this kind of cross-time travel must have a fixed time requirement.
I fainted at zero o'clock, woke up at six o'clock, and the crossing lasted six hours. And in the shelter, Light and Bian worry-free to understand the situation, make up stories, check the internal facilities of the shelter, make fishing websites, and eat an energy bar hungry, the time must have been more than six hours.
The only thing is that I don't know what the time flow ratio is, and whether I will catch it up the next time I travel through time, or whether it will flow through this time in proportion.
I also forgot to ask how long the time is in a day, and the day is also 24 hours, at most the unit of measurement is different, such as 12 hours a day.
Soak a bag of white elephants and write the almighty syllogism "what, why, and how" on a piece of paper.
What is it: I have crossed over, and I haven't completely worn it, so I may have to act as a server in order to pull the leek, and I want to better serve the leek......
Why: On the one hand, to realize the value of one's life (to find high-grade leeks, run), and on the other hand, to contribute to the construction of grassroots organizations (the puja alliance that only knows about Vault 51) (to recruit leeks)......
What to do: First, learn more from the advanced experience of old comrades, such as "Planning A Guang" and "Xiao Wang Le Poor"
After fully planning, Bloomage turned on the computer and Battle.net was launched! Steam Launch! The trumpet hangs up and touches the fish, and the public screen blows.
While eating instant noodles, while swiping my mobile phone to read novels, I saw a very sad thing when I went online, the update of "Planning A Guang" has been delayed from 12 noon to 6 p.m.
The update has been updated from 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. and now to 6 p.m., and it's going to be 0 a.m. and 8 a.m. soon! Isn't this a cycle again?
Go back to the first chapter and start your own "Learning from the Best Practices". I took out my USB flash drive and went online to find the TXT of "Planning A Guang......
"Young people don't just focus on life, what refrigerator to buy? Your dorm has air conditioning and a water heater, which is much better than when I joined the job! You're here to do things, not to enjoy them. And you're going to have to control your weight! You see your dad and me, we've been out of the army for so long, and our body shape is still well controlled, you see you're fat again, play more ball, and ...... sports."
"Son, your mother, my retirement salary has risen by more than 100 again, you have to work hard in the unit, you have to take care of yourself over there, don't sleep so late every day, and you really want to lose weight, I do fucking every day now, and now I have lost more than 100 pounds. Do you have any suitable girls over there, you can talk about it......"
After more than half an hour of video call, Hua Xi was scolded with satisfaction, but her mother still transferred a thousand yuan, and left a message that she wanted to save some money, and now she was going to save money and prepare to get married.
Next, enter the book friend group to see what strange ideas the mentally handicapped group friends have, as the so-called as long as the book friend talks a lot, it is to update.
As a result, after an afternoon of swimming in the "Planning A Guang" book friend group, Hua Xi found that he had not learned much about learning the Ka leek technique that he had originally planned, and he had saved a lot of emojis......
I want to relax at night, and since I can't prepare anything, it's better to have fun for myself.
As a result, Azeroth fought a fierce battle for one night, and countless regiments were wiped out, and the tank was killed violently, and the hunter and nurse patronized and injured him, and finally finished beating the rice, went to prison and opened the empty car, and successfully cured Huaxi's low blood pressure.
As the saying goes, you are not afraid of broken bones, and you must leave your innocence in the world. Open Steam, uninstall a series of masterpieces such as Mirror, Mirror2, Punishment Succubus, Monster Girl Farm, etc., and hide these games for the next wake-up.
Painfully deleted the E disk and downloaded the 15G flash compression package (ask is not to give),Empty the browsing history and favorites,Clear the mobile phone browser,Uninstall PicACG Hua Xi lay on the bed,Hold the USB flash drive that downloaded "Planning A Guang" in his hand,Prepare to meet the arrival of 12 o'clock with the courage to break the boat。
As a result, the time has not yet come, he fell asleep first, when the needle reached 12, Hua Xi's thoughts were pulled from Zhou Gong's side to another world, Hua Xi's heart and mind still came, all this was not his dream.
Or maybe Bian Wuwu is right.