687, I have no bones, I am a soft egg
"I like tough people the most, so I'll cut you five thousand knives!" Yu Yingxian smiled at Qian Qianyi.
This sentence almost didn't scare Qian Qianyi's heart to stop, this guy is knowledgeable, extensive in history and Buddhism, he is a giant of Donglin, and is respected as a representative of the Donglin Party in Jiangnan, but his courage is not big, and the word "hard" has nothing to do with it.
Liu Ru has known Qian Qianyi for many years, Qian Qianyi has been pursuing her, but she did not agree, so the relationship between the two is not very deep, but it is a general friendship, she does not know the weakness in Qian Qianyi's heart, and has always thought that he is a hard-core Donglin Party literati. So she interjected beside her: "Master Qian won't be afraid of you shameful widows...... Cut five 687, I have no bones, I am a soft egg with a thousand knives, what is it, the Donglin Party will not give in for such a trivial matter!"
"Wow, I see!" Yu Yingxian smiled: "I was overjoyed to catch a hard bone, but I didn't expect to catch two hard bones, it seems that I will have a lot of fun, I have a lot of interesting ways to play, it's not that hard bones can't be played at all...... For example, tying people to the crosses of the Western religion, first nailing them to their hands and feet, and then starting from the places that are not fatal, they are nailed in one by one...... It wasn't until he was full of nails that he drove one down from the heart and killed him, and this old man was very suitable for playing like this!"
When Qian Qianyi heard this, his face was like earth.
Liu Ru snorted coldly: "I'm not afraid!
"......Slow down" Qian Qianyi finally couldn't help but speak, he roared at Liu Rus: "Don't help me answer without permission!"
"Huh?" Liu Ru froze.
Qian Qianyi hurriedly turned his head to Yu Yingxian: "Feather Ship Master...... This girl is ignorant and talks nonsense, you don't want to be like her, I'm not a hard bone, I'm not hard at all, I'm soft...... If you use torture against me, I will cry bitterly from the first blow, I will definitely not be able to hold on, it is not good at all 687, I have no bones, I am a soft egg to play!"
"Won't it?" Yu Ying Xianqi said: "I heard that the literati are very angry, it is said that more than two hundred years ago, there was a literati named Fang Xiaoru who offended the emperor, the emperor said that he wanted to punish him for the nine clans, he was not afraid, and also returned to the emperor with a sentence of 'Zhu Jiu clan has a fart head, you have the ability to punish my ten clans', and then the emperor really punished him ten clans......"
"Not every literati is so tough!" Qian Qianyi hurriedly said: "I won't be tough, if the emperor says that he wants to punish my ten clans, I will definitely kneel down and kowtow and admit my mistake." ”
"I don't believe you. Yu Yingxian shook her head and said: "The literati must be hard bones, if you don't bluff me, I will slowly torture you to death." ”
"Don't, I'm really not a hard bone!
Liu Ru next to her listened to it, she really didn't expect that the giant of the Donglin Party was such an undisciplined soft egg, and she was actually scared by the Japanese and took the initiative to kowtow to others and beg for mercy, which was really unexpected, she actually thought about marrying such a person, it was simply lard blindfolding: "Lord Qian, I didn't expect that you would be such a person......"
"You care about me......" Qian Qianyi didn't have time to pay attention to Liu Rus, his life was critical, and he kowtowed to Yu Yingxian with a "poof": "The owner of the ship spares his life!"
"Cut! It's boring, it's not fun!" "Yu Yingxian stretched out her foot: "Lick my foot and spare you......"
Before the words fell, Yi Yun jumped out from the side to block her, and glanced at her, Yu Yingxian suddenly said: "Ah, how can I lick my noble feet for you?" She summoned a stinky foot widow: "You go, lick the feet of this old man, if he doesn't lick it, it means that he is a hard bone, and he wants to play with it to death, if he licks it, it proves that it is a soft bone, and I don't want this toy." ”
The stinky foot wolf walked up to Qian Qianyi and stretched out his feet......
"Lord Qian, you can't lick it, if you lick it down, where is your dignity?" Liu Ru shouted.
"Life is the most important thing, and dignity has a fart. Qian Qianyi knelt on the ground, picked up the stinky feet of the widow, stretched out his tongue and licked it......
Although this was directed by Yi Yun, he was still so angry when he really saw this scene, he flew up from the side and kicked Qian Qianyi out a few meters away.
Yu Yingxian knew what he meant, so he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, this old man is really boring, don't pay attention to him, leave him here, little ones, take this little girl back to play." ”
"Hey!" the pirates dragged Liu Ru to the boat.
At this time, Yi Yun attached to Yu Yingxian's ear and whispered: "Yingxian, our current behavior is not very much like the Japanese Kou, the Japanese Kou went ashore to rob money, it is a bit unreasonable to rob someone to go back and kill him like this, and ask him for ransom, which is more like a genuine Japanese Kou." ”
"Oh! yes, almost a flaw. Yu Yingxian turned her head and said to Qian Qianyi: "Well, although it is also interesting to play with the dead, but we are out of the widow to mix, asking for property, I will keep this woman for three days, if you take 10,000 taels to ransom her, I will let her go and not kill." ”
"Ransom?" Qian Qianyi heard this word, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, he really liked Liu Ru is very much, it was a pity to let her be captured and abused to death by the widows, if she could spend some silver to redeem it, it would be the best, the price that the widows wanted was not too expensive, 10,000 taels was an easy and trivial matter for him.
But he suddenly thought in his heart, no...... Liu Ru had already seen me groveling in front of the Japanese Kou, and if she was to redeem her, she would tell the story on the Qinhuai River, and within a few days the whole city of Nanjing would spread the word......
Qian Qianyi thought of this, and he suddenly knelt down and kowtowed: "No, please let the owner play with her casually, this smoky girl has nothing to do with me, I don't want to spend money on her." ”
Evan: "......"
Liu Rushi: "......"
Yu Sakura: "......"
**, Yi Yun almost jumped, and Yu Sakura Fairy was also a little crazy. Yi Yun leaned into Yu Yingxian's ear and whispered a few words.
Yu Yingxian raised her head, and according to Yi Yun's instructions, she snorted coldly and said, "Don't pay the ransom? ”
"Huh?" Qian Qianyi was shocked: "Ship owner, you can't let her go...... She must not be allowed to go back alive. Take her away and kill her, and I'll pay you...... I'll give you 10,000 taels, please be sure to kill her so that she can't talk too much. ”
Iyun couldn't help but curse in his heart.
"**!" Yu Yingxian, as a woman, even scolded such indecent words.
"Yaga Yalu!" The widows who could understand the big cute language couldn't help but scold. This person's character is even disgusted by the widows!
On the contrary, Liu Ru was calm, as if she had figured it out, and she said coldly to Qian Qianyi: "Lord Qian, your character is really an eye-opener for me, don't worry, even if I die and become a ghost, I won't go to the underworld to find Lord Yama to sue you for your black state, because of people like you, I don't even want to mention it in the future." ”
"Tsk!" Yu Yingxian was speechless for a while, only to see Qian Qianyi run back to the cabin, and took out a silver ticket from an inconspicuous clothing compartment in the cabinet, it was really 10,000 taels, he handed the silver ticket to Yu Yingxian, and said cheekily: "Please smile at this money, you must kill this woman." ”
"It's extremely boring!" Yu Yingxian put the silver ticket in her arms, turned her head and left: "Little ones, drag this woman aboard and follow me back to the boat, I saw unclean things today, my eyes are so uncomfortable, my ears are disgusting words, and I feel very uncomfortable, I have to go to sleep quickly and forget about all this." ”
"Hey!" the widows dragged Liu Ru away, this girl was extremely strong, she didn't cry or make trouble in this situation, she just looked at Qian Qianyi with an indifferent gaze, like looking at a maggot, until the widows dragged her onto the boat, she didn't make a sound.
Yi Yun was the last to return to the ship, although he really wanted to kill Qian Qianyi, but he wanted to leave this guy to pass the word to the Donglin Party, so he couldn't kill him, but he was unwilling not to torture him, he thought for a long time before he flicked his sleeves and shot out a shuriken.
This shuriken hit Qian Qianyi's chrysanthemum, and his blood burst out...... The little old man screamed, threw himself on the ground, and covered the chrysanthemum with his hand and screamed......
Fuck it, it's cheap!
The ironclad ship sailed, left the shore, and sailed towards the sea, Yu Yingxian took out a large sum of silver and distributed it to the Japanese who had made meritorious contributions this time, originally planned to divide two thousand taels, but snatched 10,000 taels from Qian Qianyi, so they took five thousand taels out to distribute, and the Japanese robbers laughed happily: "The owner of the ship, it seems to be very profitable to follow you, we heard that the Japanese who came to the Dameng country in the past are robbing ordinary people, they can't make money at all, life is hard haha, follow you to rob the big officials directly, this money is really fast." ”
"Nonsense! Robbing the common people is not a human thing, and it hurts the peace of nature if it doesn't make money. Yu Yingxian snorted: "What our new Wako clan wants to do is not that kind of stupid thing, we have to do the right thing for the heavens, punish the evil and promote the good, because the villains are always richer, so punishing the evil and promoting the good is a good way to get money, more than burning and killing everywhere and robbing it." ”
A few widows pushed Liu Ru in front of Yu Yingxian: "Ship owner, what should you do with this guy? Do you want to kill it? Collect 10,000 taels, and if you don't do anything, you'll be sorry for the money." ”
"Kill if you want to!" Liu Ru said stiffly. Hand typed, offer this book to download.
"Cut!" Yi Yun suddenly interjected: "I have always believed in taking people's money, eliminating disasters with others, and respecting contracts. But...... That stinky old man's stinky money, if you take it for nothing, I don't want to do anything for him. Let this girl go, don't kill her. ”
The widows looked at Yu Yingxian and saw that she nodded, so they let go of Liu Ru's hands that had been cut back. !!!
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