Chapter Ninety-Six: You're Too Useless

Lao Wang: "In one minute, more than three million people are online. ”

Xixi: "Last season, how long did it take for us to have a million people online?" ”

Data worker: "It's about an hour, and it's almost eleven or twelve o'clock, which is not as good as this number." ”

Xixi: "Nima, little brother, is this going against the sky?" ”

Lao Wang: "What are you doing up there?" ”

Staff: "OK~"

In the courtyard, He Jiong looked up at the window on the second floor.

Han Che jumped up just now, but he almost didn't scare him to death.

Fortunately, nothing happened, otherwise he wouldn't have to be scared to burst his heart?

"I'm yellow, why isn't there any movement on this?" He Jiong calmed his mind.

"I don't know, depending on the situation, it is estimated that it will be even more scary later." Huang Lei's eyes fell on the air cushion, swallowed his saliva and said in a low voice: "Later, let's flash a little farther away, and be careful of splash damage." ”

"Huh?" He Jiong was stunned.

"Sputter damage?" My sister doesn't understand.

"Ah~~~"

There was a terrible scream from the second floor.

Peng Peng wailed, "Brother, brother, spare your life~"

"Don't, my own brother..."The screams of the art star rang out.

"I'm going to kill someone~" Haoran's frightened roar sounded.

Then, a few people in the courtyard saw that Han Che poked his head out of the window and looked down at the air cushion a few times.

In an instant, everyone understood.

You're going to throw the guy off the roof, right?

Sure enough, in the live broadcast room, all the online viewers were going crazy with laughter.

In the room on the second floor...

The three guys ran frantically to get out of the doorway, but they blocked the bed again.

I wanted to run, but the room was just a little bit bigger, and I could only shrink in the corner when I ran around, staring at Han Che who was getting closer and closer in horror, with a look of horror on his face.

Picking up Peng Peng in one hand, Han Che sneered, "Stinker, right? ”

"You want to top me a Zhuge Liang, right?"

"Walk you~"

Probe, glanced at the air cushion, Han Che retracted.

Immediately, everyone in the courtyard saw a figure flying out of the second floor and smashed straight on the air mattress bed.

"Ahhhhhh

"I don't dare~"

"Pull away~"

A shout came down from upstairs.

Wang Zhengyu and Xixi were very agile, and with a wave of their hands, several staff members rushed up.

grabbed Peng Peng, who was still screaming, and dragged him down directly, stuffed a rag directly into his mouth, and finally threw it aside.

Immediately after, figures were thrown down from the upper floor.

Yixing and Haoran...

Standing trembling in the courtyard, his face was miserable, and the whole person was not good.

Peng Peng, who came down first, had already eased up a little, and stood up tremblingly, "I'm going to die~"

"Teacher He, Master, help~"

With a miserable scream, Peng Peng hid directly behind Huang Lei.

Watching Han Che slowly come down from the second floor, the bed above had already been pushed open by him.

Haoran screamed miserably with Yixing, turned around and ran, hiding directly behind He Jiong, not daring to appear again.

It's scary, it feels like you're going to die in the next second.

"What's the matter, bet on the two of your career, don't you wash up?" Han Che asked with a smile.

"Wash~" Peng Peng turned around and ran.

Seeing this scene, Haoran and Yixing turned around and ran to the toilet at the same time.

No one dared to stay where they were, for fear of being caught by Han Che again, and then they would be caught on the second floor and thrown down for you again.

Staring at their backs, Han Che smiled and said, "Give you three minutes, exceed..."

"Today, I'm going to let him experience what it means to be extremely happy!"

"Ah, I'll go first~~" Peng Peng shouted as he grabbed his toothbrush.

"Who said you first?" Haoran was not polite, and pushed Peng Peng away with his buttocks, and the two grabbed each other's seats in front of the mirror.

And Yixing squatted silently on the side, washing slowly, not fighting with these two guys.

For more than three minutes, what the hell knows what the ultimate pleasure is?

Perhaps, it is the killer whale that takes you on a day trip to the deep sea?

In the vast sea, if you go on a day trip, I'm afraid you're going to die.

Three minutes to...

The three had already returned to the courtyard.

Han Che smiled and said, "Let's go, train today, one kilometer round trip, start!" ”

"A kilometer?" Haoran was in complete despair.

"Okay, yesterday we had a round trip of 750 meters, no problem~" Peng Peng whispered.

"There are dolphins to help us, don't be afraid!" The artist hurriedly followed.

Later, He Jiong and the others did not follow again

However, Mai Mai was very curious and wanted to see the dolphins again, so he took his sister to watch it.

He Jiong: "Hahaha, these cubs in our family, I can cure them." ”

Huang Lei: "Yes, with us here, I look forward to what they will look like in three months." ”

Hahaha~~

The laughter of the two elders rang out.

After laughing, Huang Lei wanted to go to the kitchen to make breakfast.

It just so happened that I saw the soybean milk machine yesterday, grind some soy milk, and get some scallion pancakes, which is good!

"Lao He Lao Huang, look at the hot search!" Lao Wang suddenly shouted.

"What?" He Jiong and Huang Lei were both stunned.

Immediately, I took out my mobile phone and directly opened the hot search page of Weibo to look at it, and immediately looked stunned, and my face changed slightly.

The two put down their phones and looked at each other.

They all took a deep breath and stared at each other in disbelief.

"You say, shouldn't we do it?" He Jiong whispered.

"Probably not, right?" Huang Lei's brows furrowed tightly, the things in the circle... Han Che doesn't have that much energy, right?

"Perhaps... Is that him? Heehi passed by them and paused as she spoke.

"Speaking of which, apart from knowing that the little brother is Han Che, what else do we know about the little brother?"

"Don't forget, those two old men the day before yesterday..."

"Uh~"

The two of them were really slightly stunned.

Yes, it seems that they don't know anything about Han Che's life experience.

Perhaps, the energy behind the people is much stronger than the two of them combined?

In the live broadcast room...

[Mr. Huang, what are they talking about? 】

[I don't know, but it seems to be talking about some hot search, don't you know if you go and see it? ] 】

【Sleep... The three slots were shocked by Lao Tzu. 】

[What's going on?] 】

[Last night, a host surnamed Z was caught red-handed for engaging in silver sucking, but this is not the most shocking thing for Lao Tzu. 】

[The most shocking thing is that the host surnamed Z is actually with a group of old women who are as old as forty and fifty-three years old, as well as three eighteen-line little fresh meat...]

[, the three views have completely exploded~]

[Who is the host surnamed Z? ] 】

[Who else can there be, zdd, just that super-grade sissy~]

"Jingle Bell~"

He Jiong's mobile phone rang.

He Jiong took a look, "Our director's phone!" ”