Chapter 100: The Witty Brother Yu
Live room...
[Nothing, I'm afraid this wave of Brother Yu will be completely gone. 】
[On our little brother's territory, those who dare to introduce objects to their sister will be the lightest punishment, reclamation, right? ] 】
[This is familiar to our brothers in Guangdong Province, find a blue oil drum, tie up Brother Yu first, stuff it into it and then fill it with quick-drying cement, and dry it in two hours and sink it directly into the sea. 】
[It is said that the least Ha will not be able to float for at least a hundred years. 】
[Shen Nima is familiar, why don't I know this? 】
[Otherwise, let's plead with Brother Yu, otherwise I'm afraid I won't see a good comedy in the future.] 】
[Good guy, little brother, is this an underworld boss? ] 】
The program group, Xi Xi glanced at the barrage.
Rolling his eyes, although he knew that Brother Yu had to suffer a little crime today, he would not be reclaimed by the little brother.
However, the guests are here, and they have to do some tasks, otherwise they don't have any material to shoot just by playing at home.
Wang Zhengyu: "Isn't there a nursery in the village?" ”
"Go, find their person in charge, let's send them a batch of free laborers today!"
"Let's go." So he went to the village.
It didn't take long for someone to find it.
Xi Xi had a complicated expression, followed by a middle-aged man wearing beach pants, a white sweatshirt, and a pair of slippers, and walked slowly towards the program team.
Small kiosk
Wang Zhengyu, who directly recognized the person, was stunned: "Didn't you ask you to find the person in charge of the nursery?" ”
"Why did you invite the third uncle?"
The person who came happened to be the third uncle of Han Che's family, that is, Han Laosan, who sent them to sea last time, walked with the steps of not recognizing their six relatives.
As soon as I entered, I found a shady place that would not be discovered by the mushroom house, and sat down with a loud voice.
Then Nunu said: "Hello Wang Dao~"
"I heard, you're going to get me some free fish counters?"
Xi Xi whispered on the side: "The third uncle is the biggest person in charge of the nursery in the village. ”
"There are more than a dozen villages in the vicinity, and all the nurseries that are used for breeding by the sea are the farms of the third uncle's family."
"Nani?" Wang Zhengyu's eyes bulged.
What kind of rich man is this kind of rich man, guarding a broken fishing boat every day, what is he doing?
As soon as he thought of Uncle Han San, who he had preconceived before, he knew that he had made this and that mistake.
That's right, the little brother is full of treasures in the room, and there is a very mysterious old man Han, how can his third uncle be a simple character, and he is probably a guy with a bad taste.
Phew, the guy who hates these Arowana suits the most.
is obviously rich, and he pretends to be similar to a small citizen every day.
Secretly envious in his heart, the old king slandered, he also wanted to play like this, but unfortunately the economy did not allow it.
Lao Wang smiled flatteringly, and pulled Uncle Han to discuss the matter.
Soon, Uncle Han San left, and Lao Wang wiped the fine sweat from his face and sighed secretly.
This master, why is it the same as the little brother, it's not easy to fool~
Mushroom House...
Shen Yu, who had just changed into slippers and took his own ceramic cup, looked puzzled.
Why, Haoran, looks at himself so strangely?
It's like I can't survive today, and the weird guy will have to be arrested and interrogated later.
"Eh, hey~" Wang Zhengyu rushed out.
"Now we have a small task, worth five treasures, which can help you unlock the treehouse behind, can you do it?"
"What task?" Huang Lei was curious.
Treehouse, it's really necessary to unlock it, and the location at home is getting less and less.
I have to unlock that place, install air conditioning, and I don't need everyone to live together here.
Shen Yu didn't bother to ask Haoran, and took the steps of not recognizing his six relatives.
"Hey, director, your task can't be counted as me~" Shen Yu put one hand around his waist.
"I'm an old man, I can't do anything serious, you have to be considerate of our old man, I really can't do it."
"No~" Lao Wang's eyes were gloomy.
"Our task is simple, just let you go to the nursery and count the fish, no problem, right?"
"Count the fish?" Huang Lei's eyes narrowed slightly.
Turning his head, he asked, "Shen Yu, what are your eyes?" ”
"Me?" Shen Yu instantly broke out in a cold sweat, and his brain turned and said, "My eyes are average, really average." ”
"What about memory?" He Jiong asked coldly on the side.
"Generally, that's not as good as my eyes~" Shen Yu was stumped.
"What about Mary?" Huang Lei glanced at the goods, and in turn asked Mary on the side.
Mary was also a little uneasy in her heart, but she still said very sincerely: "It should be okay, your eyes and memory are okay, at least it's better than Brother Yu." ”
"Oh~"
Huang Lei knew it in his heart.
However, looking at Shen Yu, he didn't say anything immediately.
Instead, he stared at the sea in the distance and said, "We have two things to do today, and that fish just now counts as one..."
"So what else?" Shen Yu knew that this pit was coming.
If you don't go to count the fish, you have to go to one, right?
Otherwise, he would have to despise himself, but he had to find a simple job to go, and he couldn't tire himself up, right?
He Jiong: "It's simple, we have to go to the crab net later, and catch the sea..."
"It's about from that side to this side, and you have to walk about three to five kilometers in one trip."
"Then I'm going to count the fish with my sister?" Han Che's words fell.
"After all, Brother Yu's eyes have a bad memory, if you give the wrong number, we won't be able to get the baby."
"Eh, when did I say that my eyes and memory are not good?" Shen Yu couldn't admit this, and hurriedly denied it: "No, I didn't say it, it's definitely not what I said." ”
"Count the fish, I'll just go..."
"Little brother, you and Haoran are going to catch the sea~"
"Really, you're going to count the fish?" Han Che squinted.
"Yes, I'll go, I'll go if I say I'll go, and I will never regret it." Shen Yu shouted with an oath.
"Then it's decided~~" He Jiong narrowed his eyes slightly.
With wide eyes, watching Shen Yu step by step into the trap laid by Huang Lei, He Jiong and Han Che, Haoran was a cold man in his heart.
I have to stay for another day, I hope Brother Che won't bother with me about this morning's affairs anymore, otherwise I'm afraid I won't have to leave sideways, right?
Swallowing his saliva, Haoran cautiously moved to the second floor, mainly trying to run...
Getting the errand of counting fish, Shen Yu was comfortable.
Catch the sea and count the fish, isn't it obvious at a glance?
Of course, is it more comfortable to go to the nursery and sit slowly and count the fish?
If he really went to catch the sea, he would have to live half his life, and it would be easier to count the fish.
Shen Yu, who didn't know what he was trying to do, bragged to himself happily, talking about his eyes and how good his memory was.
Choosing him to count the fish is the most correct thing to do.