Chapter 34: The Strange Nudity
My death was always full of drama. By the time I walked out of the resurrection point in Meen, I felt like I had reached an unprecedented level of resilience.
"Dig haha, just this little trick wants to break me mentally? Dream on you guys. I laughed. It's a pity that the level has dropped back to level 10, I'm damn it. I'd better hurry up and meet up with Little Potato and them, and then find a hotel to get ready to go to dinner. Occupation, whatever, let's talk about it after eating.
"Little potato? Underpants? Where are you? I'm at the resurrection point in the city of Meen right now. Hurry up. "I activated the squad talk system.
"We're already in Mine, we'll be right here." This is the sound of a small potato. Oh, strange, why didn't they ask me what the hell just happened? Could it be that Arya's magic circle has sealed or washed away their memories?
When I came back to my senses, I suddenly noticed that there were a lot more people around me. Their gaze doesn't seem so friendly, at least to me.
"MM, what's the matter? Do you want someone to help kill the monster? "A man with a big sword on his back and a bearded face walked over.
"Eh, this ......" seems to have seen this shot somewhere.
"Just you? Sample, the best thing to bring newcomers is our mage, who only knows how to use violent warriors to go. A white-robed man, who was still a little handsome, pushed the bearded man aside.
With the first, there is the second, and with the second, there is a group of people. I was instantly surrounded by a group of enthusiasts. It's just that I'm a little strange, why are all men who are enthusiastic about bringing new people now?
"The mage is a bird, and he falls down when he is touched twice by a monster. So have our warriors to fight? Upgrades, safety first. Got it? ”
"A soldier is a bird, and it takes a long time to cut a monster. How can our mages kill monsters fast? Upgrade and upgrade, efficiency first. Got it? ”
"You're finding fault with Y, aren't you?"
"You're just finding fault?"
I Khan, very quickly, the warrior and the mage split into two groups and began to quarrel with each other.
"Xiao Hei, you stupid person with only 1 intelligence, you are annoying, do you believe that I used the fireball technique to kill you in seconds?"
"Before your junior year, you little white face knew how to eat soft rice. Awesome, you're going to give it a second for me? ”
"Squeeze what, rush to reincarnation."
"Don't you feel ashamed that your ass is so big and occupies such a big place?"
It seems that everyone is young, and they all look impulsive, and after a few words, both sides have already taken out the guys and grabbed them in their hands, and the situation has reached the point of saber rattling and imminent action. I wiped the cold sweat from my head and whispered, "Big brothers......"
Before I could finish speaking, I was interrupted by a burly man with a scarred face who stood in front of me and said in a loud voice, "Beautiful White Elf Lady, it is now a matter of professional honor for warriors. Please find a safe place to hide first, and don't be accidentally injured by those shameless mages. For the glory of our profession, the warriors fought with this group of little white-faced mages. ”
"Good! Cut the chicken, cut the chicken. The warriors all taunted. A scuffle broke out in an instant, magic missiles of various colors, bloody swords cutting into flesh, and shouting curses, the two groups of people were twisted together, and more and more people began to participate in this battle. Anyway, the resurrection point is here, and it's a big deal to come back after you die. At first, it was just a few people's names that were red, and then I saw the red names all over the sky, disappeared and reappeared, appeared and disappeared.
I took out a dog's tail and put it in my mouth, found a relatively secluded corner, sat down against the wall and watched the farce coldly. I don't know when, I also like to have a dog's tail grass in my mouth just like those Japanese ronins on TV. Hehe, I guess this battle is coming to an end soon, because I saw a well-equipped NPC army rushing towards here.
At this time, I also received a message from Little Potato: "Sister, where are you?" It's a mess to resurrect now. ”
"I'm in that dark corner a little to the left, come here, don't wade into this muddy water. Let's quickly find a hotel and go offline, and come up again after eating. ”
After meeting up with Little Potato, I hurriedly left this place of right and wrong. By the time I left, I had already seen that the red players and the NPCs who had come out to maintain order had been slaughtered, and it was terrible to see.
We rushed into the hotel, made an appointment to go online on time for an hour, and then went offline together.
I took off my helmet and looked around, and found that Colliers was gone, and I was the only one in the entire central computer room. Why didn't I pay attention to when this bastard went offline. I walked out of the room with questions, and suddenly I felt a rush and went straight to the toilet.
Colliers had no less than 4 toilets in his house, and I had the unfortunate opportunity to go into the one I shouldn't have entered. The door of the toilet was not closed, and the toilet was filled with moisture, and the sound of women singing happily wafted through the toilet, so I rushed in, twice as fast as before. It must be Gao Li, could it be Gao Yanyan, I just need to order an appetizer before dinner, see how I tease them, hehe.
"Come on, my brother is here to wipe your back, little naughty." I grinned and pulled back the curtain on the edge of the tub...... Behind that was a frightened face, and most importantly it was foreign to me, though not entirely unfamiliar. A girl who is about the same age as Gao Li, but not Gao Li herself, has developed well, snow-white and pink, bumpy and convex. I said, is it when did Gao Li start liking to engage in Lori, isn't he a mature woman? I can only reluctantly be a pioneer for him now. I rubbed my hands together and said to her embarrassedly: "5 pieces for back rubbing, 5 pieces for feet, free ...... for a whole body massage"
Before I could finish my sentence, a scream that almost burst my eardrums filled Colli's apartment, and then a descending pervert slapped me directly into the right cheek. I saw a baseball referee with a steel helmet waving a small flag at me and saying, "OUT." ”
Immediately outside the toilet door, there was the sound of a string of slippers tapping, and Gao Li rushed in wearing only a translucent silk pajamas. She only glanced at it curbly to understand, she took my hand and dragged me out of the door, and then said to me: "Brother Guo Yi, you are messing around again, that is my classmate who went shopping with today, you actually dare to peek at others taking a bath." Punish you to kneel for an hour on the keyboard. ”
"Kneeling in your boudoir?"
"Oops, whatever you want. Didn't you get in trouble and didn't you want me to wipe your ass? "Gorie turned me around, pushed me on my back, drove me into the living room, and then rushed into the bathroom, locking the door. I guess I went to comfort the poor girl. I said it's 2048, AIDS has a vaccine, polygamy is allowed all over the world, or polyandry, how can anyone be so conservative? Bored, I found a random chair in the living room and sat down.
After a while, Gao Li walked out with her classmate in her arms. The classmate wrapped herself tightly in a white bathrobe, and when she came to the living room, she stared at me with a look that seemed to eat me, and a raging anger burned in her eyes. I responded to her with an innocent look, and was about to use my X-ray vision to take her up and down like a CT scan, when the urge to urinate returned. Damn, how did I forget the most important thing.
I jumped up violently, covered my hands underneath, and yelled, "People have three urgencies." He rushed into the toilet like lightning, leaving a string of silver bells of laughter behind his head. For Gao Yanyan, I have been widowed for more than a year, and now that she finally comes and doesn't let me eat, then I can only steal fish. Gao Yanyan, don't blame me, but Gao Li's classmate seems to be too young to meet my ethic of stealing. I was so cranky that I found that I couldn't pee out.