Chapter 47: Be a normal person for two weeks
This year, it is the uncle who owes the debt, the grandson of the moneylender. Last night, Mochizuki begged endlessly under the pretext of repaying the debt, and I was about to be squeezed dry by her. As soon as she woke up this morning and didn't do anything, she was anxious to come and pay off her debts. I threw her out the door with a sheet. The panties were on the faucet in the bathroom, the undershirt was on the antenna of the TV, the trousers were on one foot of the sofa in the bedroom, and God knows what they did yesterday to make such a mess.
finally got rid of Mochizuki, and was pulled by Gao Li to help with wedding preparations, to put it bluntly, it was a balloon. This is an ancient custom that originated in Quzhou, where the government banned firecrackers at the end of the last century. The clever citizens of Quzhou thought of using the sound of balloons bursting instead. Later, firecrackers were allowed again, and the custom of tying balloons was preserved intact. If you go to Quzhou now and see two strings of balloons hanging from the roof of a building to the ground in a place where people live, it means that someone here is going to get married.
Actually, attending someone else's wedding is a boring thing. Running thousands of miles to send a red envelope money, not to mention, but also to help others as a working boy, running before and after, and blocking wine for Gao Li, who does not stick to alcohol, at the wedding. I can't figure out why the macho men who rushed over with wine bottles to give the groom and bride a good look at the beginning forgot all about the purpose of running here after seeing Gao Li, and vowed not to give up without pouring her two glasses. As a result, I suffered as a so-called flower messenger. A pit in the toilet has almost become my special seat for care.
"Golly, when are we going back?" As the guests were leaving, I asked her in a delirium.
"Let's go tomorrow morning."
"What? Spending the night in this place today? I shouted disgruntled.
"Yes. By the way, I returned one of the rooms and today we slept in one room. She said unmoved.
Is she going to take advantage of my drunkenness today to get me done? It turned out that she had planned a trip to Quzhou, and I was going to faint. It's not just because I'm angry with Gao Li's plan, but because the wine is starting to rush to the top. "Gao Li, don't make me sorry for your brother." With that, I slipped out of my chair and under the table, knowing nothing.
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As I got out of bed with a headache, I noticed a bright sun outside the window. Ay? The surroundings are so familiar, isn't this Colliers' mansion? I turned my head to the other side, and it felt so cold, it was a pair of eyes that could kill people.
"Gao Yanyan?!" I jumped backwards in fright, not noticing that I was already on the edge of the bed, and an upside-down onion fell to the floor. My head hit the ground, and now my head hurt even more, and I scolded directly, "Mother-in-law, are you going to scare me to death?" ”
Gao Yanyan walked over, squatted in front of me, and said coldly, "I really didn't expect that you and Mochizuki also have a leg." ”
My cold sweat immediately fell, and I hurriedly denied it: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't have anything to do with it, I'm an innocent girl." ”
"Innocence?" Ah snorted, grabbed one of my ears directly, twisted it hard, and then pulled me out of the way.
I howled like a pig: "Murder my husband." It doesn't make sense. The people's police murdered their husband. "However, I stopped shouting after a few shouts, and I saw the damned Yachiyo Mochizuki standing in the living room of the Colliers house. I was immediately stupid, why did she come to Hangzhou? Then, I immediately realized that I was going to die today.
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I knelt on the keyboard, and the three women looked at me in silence. Gao Li's eyes are pitying, Mochizuki's eyes are guilty, and Gao Yanyan's eyes are ...... I don't know, I don't dare to look. I've been kneeling for more than an hour, and I'm only wearing a pair of boxer briefs, what a man's humiliation.
Gao Li was still the softest, and she pleaded with me first: "Sister Yanyan, it's not good to let Brother Guo Yi kneel down like this." Mochizuki began to help with a very conscientious voice: "Yes, yes." It's really broken, it's not like we have to work hard to take care of him. "Damn, Japanese women just don't have good brains, so they have such a good mouth.
Gao Yanyan was stunned: "You still dare to speak here?" I told you to spy on him, and you actually guarded and stole yourself, I really misunderstood you. ”
Mochizuki immediately shrugged and retreated with his neck curled. Damn, little Japan is a bad breed. People like Gao Yanyan are going to fight her to the end, just put her on the bed and throw her, and it's over. Thinking of Gao Yanyan's flexible body from a practicing family, I began to get into my brain again.
"What do you think, give me a good reflection." Gao Yanyan saw through me at a glance and roared loudly.
"Sister Yanyan, it seems that you have no effect on punishing him like this. It's a different approach. Gao Liti suggested.
"Oh? What method? Let's talk about it. Gao Yanyan immediately became interested.
"For example, tell him to commute to and from work on time for a while." Golly laughed heartily.
Oh, my God! I can think of such a proposal to exterminate humanity, and I greatly underestimate you, my lovely sister Golly.
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The next day, when I showed up at the door of the company on time in a suit and leather shoes, Xiaoyan, the front desk lady, was stupid. She screamed and rushed into the company, and then took her boss Tang Tian and others to kill her. Tang Tian's jaw was about to fall at that time. I smiled wryly at them, then greeted them warmly: "Hello colleagues. ”
The laughter that almost shattered the entire building burst out of the air.
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For the next two weeks, I commuted to and from work according to my normal schedule and worked hard. Tang Tian called the sun out of the west, the Buddha appeared, the world was peaceful, and the sow finally went up to the tree.
I don't care about him, except for doing my job. The rest of the time was spent on the "Divine Realm". Although the game can't be entered, the official website, forums, and other game sites can be entered and exited at will. I had to collect a lot of information about the game. Because my stupid brother later told me that my number couldn't help me.
Two weeks is not short, but it is not long, and it passes in a flash. The war between the orcs and the white elves has stopped, as Arya revealed to me. Schilling's [Seven Star Society] and Hansen's [Destruction God Legion] are really exhausted, and the two sides are looking for each other to harass each other to escalate and conduct large-scale PK. Although Xilin still occupies most of the position in the rank rankings, the speed is significantly slower, and two weeks have passed, and they have only reached level 23.
The official website of "Divine Realm" has made a lot of content updates, and released all the life skill rankings, and two familiar names are on the list, namely the champion of the tailor skill rankings - the tailor master: posture and the name of the gnome mechanic - senior dwarf mechanic - flying pants.
In addition, the results of the investigation about my ban have also come out. The announcement says that there is no anomaly in the data, and I am not using a cheat, and the reason for everything is that I used a special item, which is extremely unstable, and the chances of this happening are very small. In addition, it compensates for the normal game that delayed me for two weeks, automatically upgrading to 5 levels, and the PK and reputation negative values are cleared, plus 5,000 gold coins. It seems that blessings and misfortunes are relied on, and disasters and blessings are relied on, and in the end, I still made a lot of money.
Colliers called back to say that he had met a French girl in Paris, fell in love at first sight, and would not return for the time being.
"I'm a bastard, heavy on sex and light on friends." I threw my phone on the bed in anger and cursed this ** fat man.
"What's wrong with Colliers?" Gao Yanyan, who was wearing sexy black lace underwear, sat in my arms and put her arms around my neck, blowing into my ears and asked.
"He found a foreign girl and won't come back for a while." I stroked her long legs in black stockings.
"Do you envy him?" Gao Yanyan began to hook me with sultry eyes.
"Envy?" With a bend of my hand, I copied her whole person, and as I walked towards the bed, I laughed, "He envied me about the same." ”