Ahh

Everyone is looking at this stupid boy.

Do you think we're really going to eat lanterns?

Huang Lei took a breath and whispered: "Is this baby really stupid by the lanterns?" ”

"Why are you serious?"

"Han boy~" He Jiong said silently in a low voice.

Then his eyes rolled, and he deliberately teased and said: "Art star~"

"This can't be done, Teacher He knows that you have been wronged today, and this is all to blame for the lantern guy, who suddenly ran into the living room and scared you."

"Don't worry, you don't have to be afraid of it after today!"

"Let it scare you every day, now Brother Honglei will help you bleed it, boil water and pluck the feathers for the red stew."

"From now on, if you are active in the yard, you will not be afraid that the lanterns will scare you."

The little sheep Zhang Yixing was petrified in an instant.

looked at He Jiong blankly, his eyes full of disbelief.

Usually, isn't it you who is most opposed to this thing?

Why do you mention that you are going to stew lanterns now, and you are still an accomplice with the teacher?

"Don't, don't, don't, Teacher He, Master, you can do well, spare Teacher Cailan a duck's life."

"It's definitely not going to work, it's definitely not going to happen."

"We can't just give the lantern teacher a red stew because I'm afraid of the lantern teacher... Ahem, it's not good to stew or make soup, it's too cruel. ”

"You know, the lantern teacher can make us money, and there are hundreds of thousands of fans."

"If you do this, your fans won't agree to it."

Han Che, who was standing at the door of his sister's room, narrowed his eyes slightly.

Staring at this kid, he looked at him with a strange face, analyzing this kid's mental activity.

In the end, an answer was summed up, this kid is not pretending to be stupid, he is purely really stupid, and what is stupid is that as long as you are good to him, he can 100% believe in your stupidity.

You see, He Jiong sang a double reed with Huang Lei, and this kid didn't even have the idea of questioning.

Good guy, the IQ is really enough to catch the emergency.

Xiao Nizi in the room poked her head out from under Han Che's arm and asked curiously, "Brother Yixing, do you really not eat?" ”

"The lanterns should be delicious, right?"

As she spoke, this little girl was still covering her mouth and snickering.

is obviously also making fun of this stupid brother, learning from Huang Lei and He Jiong to set him up.

Yixing, who didn't react, hurriedly shouted: "Don't, sister, if you want to eat duck, go back and take you to eat imperial capital roast duck, you can eat a few if you want to." ”

"Let's let go of the lantern teacher, right?"

"Brother Yixing, what about me?" Peng Peng smiled.

It's cheap, it's not a bastard, right?

It's rare to take advantage, so let Brother Yixing take a good breath of blood.

Sure enough, Zhang Yixing was fooled again, and hurriedly made an OK gesture, "I will pay for as much food as I want, and put the lantern teacher?" ”

"Brother Honglei, Brother Chichi, how about we put the lantern teacher?"

"Then what should I do with the big duck stew in the iron pot tonight?" Chen Chichi squinted at his eyes.

"I'll buy one to make!" Zhang Yixing said without hesitation.

"What about my red stewed duck?" Sun Honglei is also welcome.

"Buy another one, can you each have one?"

"What about my duck stewed winter melon soup?"

"Buy..."

"Then I..."

"Buy..."

"Uh..."

After promising dozens of ducks, the little sheep who reacted suddenly turned bitter.

Good guy, if you calculate carefully, except for my sister and Peng Peng's roast duck, you can eat as much as you want, and you owe seven or eight whole duck dishes here in Brother Honglei alone.

Chen Chichi has at least four or five ways there, and Huang Xuan still doesn't have a lion to open his mouth.

But there are also three big dishes, and my promise will be given to them by tens of thousands.

"You're kidding me?" The art star had a bitter face.

"Stupid you, how many years have you been, why are you still so stupid?" Brother Honglei said angrily.

But he was the one who asked for the most.

Slightly embarrassed, just put all this aside, anyway, I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed.

Glancing at everyone with resentment, Zhang Yixing looked at Han Che, who had been silent, and said gratefully: "Brother Che, it's better for you to not do this kind of thing that takes advantage of people's danger." ”

"No~" Han Che said faintly.

"I just don't want to tell people that I'm bullying fools here."

Zhang Yixing: ......

The audience in the live broadcast room...

[Hahaha, I can't laugh anymore, I just don't want to be called a bully, hahaha...]

[Aren't you stupid? How many ducks do you owe? 】

[The value of the lantern has skyrocketed, and there are dozens of ducks on top of one duck, which is simply the most expensive duck in the world. 】

[The good news is that the lights don't have to be a dish on the table tonight, the bad news is... Yixing has to send out dozens of ducks in this wave of blood loss to buy back his lantern teacher. 】

[Lantern: Benefactor, great benefactor, in the future, I promise that where you are, I will retreat and never scare you. 】

[Yixing: That's okay, let's not make the river water. 】

[Upstairs, you two are also damaged, right?] 】

[That is, I feel that the giant pandas are going to be hungry, because the bamboo shoots have been taken away by you. 】

However, others let go of the silly boy Yixing.

Brother Honglei on the side didn't plan to do this, and said with a smile: "I suddenly feel that it will be a matter of the future in the future, but what should I do if I want to eat red stewed duck now?" ”

"No, why are you still eating?" The artist is gone.

"Hahaha~~" Everyone laughed.

Brother Honglei, who also wanted to laugh a few times, said with a straight face, full of seriousness:

"Hey, hey, what's the laugh about?"

"Now let's talk about how to make this big duck delicious."

"This is a very serious matter, and we must take it seriously."

"Cheng, then let's listen to Brother Honglei's opinion?" Huang Lei said very cooperatively.

By the way, he gave He Jiong a look.

He Jiong, who understood the meaning, walked over with a smile, "Brother Honglei, tell me, how to make this lantern delicious?" ”

"Come, come on, I'll carry it for you."

"Good!" Brother Honglei smiled and handed the lantern to He Jiong, and then said loudly: "My opinion is that it is generally stewed in red and stewed, and we will have two more dishes tonight." ”

"Lei Lei, what do you think?"

"I don't think so, I don't believe it." Huang Lei Nunu gestured.

"Huh?" Brother Honglei was taken aback.

Looking back, He Jiong had already thrown out the lanterns, "Lanterns, hurry up and leave, your Brother Honglei is going to kill you." ”

"Quack quack~" The lantern flapped its wings suddenly, and it just ran away.

If you don't run, it will really become a pot of braised duck and stewed potato duck.

The mushroom house is a nightmare!