Chapter 9: The Shy Flea
I'm already thinking about starting the forcible disconnection procedure, it's so pathetic. She was undressed by a ** girl and someone else, and I had to do it myself, and besides, it was the ugly goat man who wanted to rape me. encountered this file, lost experience, and lost equipment, and it was too much of a loss. I'm going to go back and stay with the designer of the game "God Realm", and by the way, I have to beat up Guo Xiao, the game seller.
The upper body is completely **, and if you take off your pants again, you have to be fucked, and when I was desperately doing the final countdown to the disconnection program, I suddenly noticed that my body was light. There is no endless road, at the critical moment, the effect of seduction has passed. Haha, I raised my hand and gave him a "Demon Cloak", turtle son, you go and play hide and seek with yourself first, and then come to clean you up when your uncle is dressed.
I quickly straightened my clothes, and then set traps behind him, aiming at his head-holding thing that stepped down, and slammed a dragon directly into the heavenly legs. He was kicked into the trap by me, and he, who didn't have much blood, fell down after a few screams. As I searched his body carefully, I opened up a private chat to inform Hansen that I was all right, and told them not to stay here too long, and to hurry back first, and that I would meet them at the witch Sargeth.
In addition to a strangely shaped necklace, there is also a dagger, a bow, a cloth belt, a cloth trousers, three books, and a gold coin and forty-five silver coins. This time it was really a small fortune, but I couldn't take it alone, and there were eleven other people who also participated in the siege. When you're out of the house, friends come first, and you can hit the ground again with equipment.
I turned on the speed burst and hurried back to the witch Sargeth, Hansen and his party were already anxiously waiting. I immediately told the witch Sajieth that Sartre had been killed. Sarjeth smiled at me, then held out a hand and laid it flat in front of me. I gave her a strange look and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Shajes said quietly: "Sartre has a necklace on him, please give it to me." It is the source of Sartre's power, and only after purifying it can this forest avoid further suffering. ”
I found the strangely shaped necklace, the pendant of the necklace has a crystal shining with a strange color, my identification level is still very low, only the intermediate level is slightly outstanding, so there is no way to identify the quality of this jewelry, but my intuition tells me that it must be a good thing. I pulled the necklace in my hand and said unhappily, "I can't give you what I got so easily, you have to exchange it." ”
With a wave of her hand, the necklace in my hand automatically flew to her hand, and she glanced at the necklace and smiled with satisfaction: "This is the necklace, the product of the fallen spirit, full of evil and death." With that, he threw the necklace on the ground, and then slammed it with his staff, and the necklace immediately turned into countless tiny pieces, and finally turned into dust.
I look at this scene, and my heart hurts. The witch Sargeus seemed to see through me at a glance, and said to me with a slight teasingness, "Don't worry, I'll reward you, and promise to be better than this thing." ”
Why didn't you say it earlier, really. I knew that such a person's careful liver would not have to flutter for so long. I immediately grabbed her little hand and began to stroke it, I missed the feeling that it had been a long time since I had done it. The little hands that are as soft as bones really want to put them in the mouth and kiss them all over again.
"I think your names are red, it's so unsightly. Let the moon god wash the dust off you. With a flick of the staff of Sarzeth, a cloud of holy white light brushed across our bodies from top to bottom, and the red name was miraculously removed. Then, Sarzeth sighed and handed me her staff, "The crisis in the forest has been lifted, my mission has been accomplished, and there is no need to stay here any longer." It was you who liberated me, and I gave you all these things. ”
I took her staff, the Elven Wand, a B-class item, with a 30% chance to double the healing effect, which doubles the caster's mana regeneration rate for 30 seconds. What a powerful priest's staff. In addition, she gave us a necklace and three rings, a clouncy necklace, C-rank items, +4 all stats, and 14 points to increase all spells and healing effects. Ring of Simplicity, C-rank item, +7 CON and 13 Intelligence. Protector's Ring, C-rank item, +6 Strength + 6 Agility +6 Constitution. Sivalene Family Emblem, C-rank item, +13 CON and 7 Intelligence. Good guy, I didn't expect to come to do a professional fusion advancement and get so much good equipment. It's really a reward for hard work.
Even though she had given me so much, I stared greedily at the largest ring on her right ring finger with a huge diamond on it. Seeing my gaze, Sarjeth smiled, stretched out her hand so that the ring was in front of us, and said with a little woman's face, "This is the wedding ring that my husband, the poet swordsman Shas, gave me, and I can't give it to you." I'm done here and I'm ready to reunite with him, thank you. ”
I sweat. NPCs and husbands and wives, and living a small life, it really surprised me.
"Brush" and "brush" twice, hoe He and the afternoon have opened two portals. Our mission to the White Elf Territory has been overfulfilled, and it is time to return to the Orc Territory to help Hannah complete the Class Fusion Advancement. However, we ran into a very troublesome problem. Two portals can only pass ten people, and we now have the new addition of Flea and Nepera to twelve people, two more than two.
"It's better for me and Nepera to stay, we were supposed to come in halfway." The bathing flea clearly realized our difficulties and offered to stay.
"No, I can't. The two of you are of such a low level, and if you are discovered by the people of the [Seven Star Society], you will definitely be besieged to death. You have fought side by side with us until now, and I, Hansen, have long regarded you as brothers. I can't do this kind of sorry brother. I'm high-level, so I'd better stay. Hansen began to put on the demeanor of a big brother, "If there is a position, if it is a hero of the [God Destroyer Legion], stand up one." ”
As soon as Hansen said this, everyone jumped out and fought to keep themselves. What a bunch of brainless people. I shook my head and interrupted them, "The portal doesn't last long, so I don't have time to give you blind mushrooms." Let me tell you, no matter how high the level is, two fists are invincible to four hands, and if you are copied by the large army of the [Seven Star Society], you will only die. I think the people who stay can only choose from Xiao Tu and the four of us thieves, and we will sneak and not be easy to detect. ”
What I said made a lot of sense, and they had no way to refute it. So, Hansen asked, "That's the only way to do it." Which of the five of you stayed? ”
Little Potato jumped out without giving in: "I, I've completed the career fusion advancement." I don't know how to thank everyone, so let me stay. ”
As soon as the pants heard this, they also jumped out: "Little Potato and I will never be separated, just the two of us." ”
Fleas and red snowflakes were naturally not happy to let the young couple be heroes, and they also jumped out. The scene began to be chaotic again. With a wave of my little hand, I quickly cut through the mess and said, "Less nonsense, catch lots." ”
The result of the draw was that I stayed with the fleas.
Everyone began to walk into the disappearing portal in an orderly manner. Little Potato waved goodbye to me with tears in her eyes. I said it's not just a game, but the degree of virtuality is a little higher, and I don't need to be so involved. Besides, my strength is really so weak, they can't put their minds at ease. The last person to enter the portal was Nepera, who retracted her foot the moment she was about to step into the portal, turned around and said to the flea: "Brother flea, take care." We'll see you over there. After saying that, he blushed slightly, quickly fled into the portal, and disappeared. I was left with fleas standing there in a daze.
The flea's eyes were glazed, with an expression of disbelief, and he looked at the direction of the portal that took Nepera away in a daze, he was really an infatuated boy. I also went through this stage back then, and my heart beat faster and I sweated all over my body when I was swept away by my crush. Sometimes I think about how stupid I was at that time, but I was so cute and stupid that it was worth it.
I walked up, put my arms around the flea's neck, and yelled into his ear, "It's dawn, it's time to get up." He shuddered and pushed me away with a thud of his hands. He looked at me with a red face and said, "Men and women can't tell ......." ”
"Hey, what age is it, it's long gone to the ancients." I interrupted him before he could finish. It's really surprising that there are still such pure little boys, and what is even more surprising is that such a boy would actually think of playing online games with his crush, hoping to win each other's favor by playing online games together. It seems that there are times when stupid people are enlightened, but if he still can't let go of this illusory world as in real life, he will end up empty. To be honest, it should be a kind of happiness for Nepera to be taken care of and cared for by such a boy at all times, and I also hope that a lover will eventually become a family member in my heart. So, I decided to help this kid open his mind.
I smiled wickedly, and went up again, putting my arms around his neck, but this time it was several times as strong as before, and it wasn't so easy for him to break free so easily. I leaned against his face and said ambiguously: "You are so pure, how can you pick up girls?" Or, sister, I'll teach you a few tricks, so you can try it first. ”
The fleas struggled to break free of my hand, but it was all in vain under my strength. His neck was already on fire, and the sound of his violent heartbeat could be heard clearly, estimated to be more than a hundred and twenty beats per minute. The flea stammered, "Sister Turtledove, can you let me go?" ”
"I'll ask you for a brain teaser, and I'll let you go if you answer." I had the heart to tease him, how could I agree so easily.
He looked at my love, and probably guessed that he would have to play with me alive and dead, so he replied as a dead horse: "Then you can say it, don't be too difficult." I'm an agile thief, and I don't add a point to my intelligence. ”
Hey! It's a little interesting, so I said my question: "The heroes of the world, bow your head and knees here; The chaste martyr of the world, come in and untie her skirt. What does this link refer to? ”
The flea's face had just faded and burned, and now it was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and I wondered if it would be instantly transformed into a cloud of water vapor by pouring cold water on it, and then he gave me an answer that made me laugh and cry: "Yes, it's a brothel." ”
"Prostitute...... I threw him out with a backpack, "Prostitute, your mother's head, do you think the old lady will ask about that kind of place...... It turns out that you have always been false and pure, and I misjudged you. ”
The witch Sargeth, who had been standing on the side and watching me tease the fleas, couldn't help but laugh: "Silly boy, this couplet should be talking about the toilet." ”
Flea was stunned for a moment, and then let out a long sigh: "I said, seeing that my sister is so beautiful, I won't say that kind of place." ”
It's not bad. I glanced at Sarze, who had given the correct answer, and asked, "Sargeth, where does your husband live?" Isn't it in Naro, if so, why don't we go to Naro with you? ”
Sarjes's eyes lit up and she replied, "Our family lives in Naro, so it's best if we go on the same road, so that we can have a companion on the road, and it won't be too boring." ”
Actually, I was also dishonest when I passed by the Naro Gate last time, and when I went around to practice pickpocketing skills, I met an NPC who always failed to pickpocket, and I had a little impression of his name, and that person happened to be Shath. Coincidentally, Shajes is actually her wife. In my experience, people who are extremely immune to pickpocketing generally have something of high value on them. I'm so enthusiastic about Sarjes, but it's also targeted. Seeing that she was so easily fooled, I naturally kept nodding my head and saying yes repeatedly.
"It's really a shame to ask you to accompany me all the way in vain, so I might as well give you a task. I don't think this kid is of a high level, so I should give him some experience points. With a wave of her hands, I was given a so-called mission to escort the witch Sargeus home. Touched, if the NPCs in "The Divine Realm" are as considerate as her, then how happy are the players. I habitually grabbed her little white hand again and stroked it mercilessly. I don't know how long it took for a violent cough to pull me back to reality. Flea said with an embarrassed face, "That...... Isn't it time for us to go? ”
Oh, and we still have to get back to orc territory as soon as possible to fight Hansen and them. As soon as I stepped out of one foot, I immediately turned around and gave the flea a head beat, and shouted: "I am the captain, I have the final say on everything, you don't point fingers, do you hear?" The flea immediately hid aggrievedly on the ground and drew circles. I pulled him over and pulled his clothes and pants up violently. The flea blushed again, but he didn't dare to stop me, so he only asked in a low voice, "Sister Turtledove, what do you want to do, this kind of influence is not good." ”
I glanced at him, then laughed at him, "You're trying to be crooked again." I'm looking at what you're equipped for. ”
He's all in tatters, all level 16, and he's still mostly covered in gray clothes, and the dagger is only slightly better than the one I used to dig sweet potatoes back then. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I took out of the ring a lot of clothes that had been scavenged from the tailor's shop, threw them at him, and told him to change them.
While he was changing his clothes, I took a good look at what had just been stabbed out of Sartre's outbreak. A dagger called Sartre's Thorn, a C-level item, with an attack power of 35 to 55, has a chance to draw 50 to 300 mana points from the opponent. A bow called the Sartre Strongbow, a C-level item, with an attack damage of 22 to 66 and an increase of 7 agility. The name of a cloth belt is Sartre's Mane, a C-rank item, plus 10 Physique and 15 Intelligence, which should be a legal equipment. The last cloth pants are thorn leather trousers, C-level items, plus 3 agility 8 intelligence and 5 spirit, so strange attribute matching, I can't think of what profession is suitable for. The three books are two tailor patterns, a green silk pouch and phoenix shorts, and one is an engineering blueprint that teaches you how to make a portable bronze mortar. The name is exciting enough to me, and for me these three books are useless, but if you give them to Zi Se and pants, they will be overjoyed. But I never understood how Sartre could have these things.
Only the dagger can be used for me, and the gold dagger that I got from the pants that I got knocked out by the way can be transferred to the fleas. I turned my head around as I thought about it, only to find that he was halfway through his clothes, and I had just taken off his pants and was ready to put them on. As soon as he saw me turn my head, he was anxious to put on his pants, but one of them fell to the ground unsteadily. I laughed, threw the dagger at him, and said, "Nervous, there's something I haven't seen on a man." I'm not in a hurry, what are you anxious about? ”
Shajes also smiled: "The turtledove is really very bad, teaching bad children." ”
Flea was a little annoyed and said, "I'm not a child. As he spoke, he hurriedly put on his pants, then got up from the ground and patted the dust off his body.
I walked over and pulled the hood on his cloak and said, "You're so big down there, aren't you a child?" The flea's face immediately turned red again when I said this, and she clenched her fists as if she was going to fight me. Men, being told by a woman that thing is small is undoubtedly the biggest insult. Instead of teasing him, I quickly pulled up my hood and made a silent gesture to them. My super sensitive ears tell me that a large crowd is coming towards us.