It is a small world. When we met unexpectedly, my pants and I were only stunned for a moment, and then immediately rushed forward with cheers and hugged each other. My good brother, who once shared hardships, hugged him for less than a second, and I threw him out with a skillful backpack. The pants made a graceful arc, slammed into the wall on the side of the tunnel, and fell to the ground with a muffled snort, raising a cloud of dust and a** in pain.

I stretched my body, which seemed to have come out of a weak state, and opened my mouth to scold: "Pants, you really can't change eating." What were those stinky hands of yours touching on my ass just now? ”

"What do you mean by random touching?" The pants, which were stronger than cockroaches, climbed up, shook his beard angrily and scolded back, "I'm just so tall, my hand is just your ass, I'm too familiar with that little thing on your body anymore, and I need to go through this kind of shitty ...... you said."

Before I could finish my pants, the soles of my shoes were firmly imprinted on his face. Speaking of the height of the dwarf, it doesn't take much effort for the white elves to kick their faces with their feet, just lift them casually. Unlike humans or orcs, who are tall and large, they can only kick their stomachs when they reach the limit.

Nepera was expressionless, having spent some time with me, and should have become accustomed to such violent scenes, while Rasil frowned unbearably and looked a little frightened, as if he was the one who had been kicked.

"I warn you, turtledove. If you kick me in the face casually, I'll break up with you. The pants covered his face and roared angrily, like a cow in heat...... Oh, the metaphor is a bit exaggerated.

"What do you mean by kicking?" I picked up his tone and teased him, "I'm so tall, my feet are just your face when I lift up, and I'm so familiar with where you're thickest I can't be more familiar with......"

"Stop!" The pants raised a finger and pointed at it, then smiled, "I won't talk to you anymore, I can't talk to you." We haven't seen each other for so long, let's fight if we don't meet, we are all brothers, it doesn't matter if I let you kick your feet, it shouldn't matter if you let me touch it twice. We're all about big things, so why bother with small things? As he spoke, seeing my mouth squirming and trying to interrupt him, he hurriedly changed the subject and turned his gaze to Nepera and Resir, and greeted him warmly: "These two must be friends of the turtledove, although our meeting here is purely accidental, but it is also fate." Turtledove, you are really, leave them aside, and don't introduce them. ”

I pulled Nepera over her, pinched her tender skin twice, and then said to her pants, "You don't even know Nepera." ”

"What? Are you Ra? The pants narrowed his eyes and looked at Nepera carefully, "Have you been sunbathing too much lately?" Looks like it's a lot darker......"

There was a muffled thud, and Nepera's staff had slammed into the top of her pants. Nepera completely ignored the pants that were rolling in pain on the ground with her head in her hands, and just turned around and scolded softly "idiot" and hid herself in a corner in the back.

I shook my head helplessly, I can't live by myself, the stinky mouth of the pants has not caused him any less trouble. I pointed at Rasil again, "This is a new member of my legion, Rasil, a thief, and a miner like you. ”

"Fortunately, fortunately. Hehe, peers, a shot in the back. The pants forced a laugh and ran over to shake Rasil's hand warmly. However, his eyes were immediately attracted by the mining tool in Rasil's hand, and he stared intently at the Andam Super Digging Shovel and asked, "I said brother, what is this guy in your hand?" It has the quality verification pass mark of the Ayr Miners' Federation, it must be a good product. ”

With a proud tone, Rasil solemnly introduced Andamu Super Digging Shovel to the pants, and the pants listened with a straight eye, stretched out a hand and began to caress the Andam Super Digging Shovel, while still saying with a chanting word: "Good guy, good guy, miner's artifact." Why can't I get a pinch? ”

"This is an opportunity, if I hadn't met Andam, known as the 'God of Mines', and worshipped him as a teacher, I would have gotten this thing for the rest of my life." Rasil looked at the salivating appearance of his pants, and his heart began to feel a little proud.

"Andam?" The pants hesitated for a moment, then turned their head to me, "Isn't that the poor ghost who gave you the class evolution last time?" I've touched his body more than once, why didn't I touch this good thing. ”

"Touch you big-headed ghost." I gave him a head hammer and knocked him to the ground and snorted, "People are professional thieves, can they let you touch the housekeeper so easily?" You big idiot. By the way, I also want to ask you how you ended up here at this time and place. ”

"It's not like nothing to do, lately. So the only way to do this is to dig and mine, get some materials and make some engineering gadgets. "The pants knew that they were no match for me, and they could only swallow their anger when they were punched.

"How can there be no activity? You're now a key member of the [God of Destruction] legion. Now that the [God of Destruction] legion and the [Seven Star Society] are working against each other with great fanfare, there should be so many things to die for. How can there be spare time for you to wander around, mining or something? "I think it's very strange. The two armies are facing each other, each of them is a force, and a high-level dwarf mechanic like pants should be too busy, and it is a bit silly that Hansen can let him move freely.

"[God of Destruction] legion?" As soon as he heard my words, he smiled bitterly, "In a few days, the existence of the second largest corps of the "God of Destruction" in the "God Realm" will be a question, and what are you talking about to confront the [Seven Star Society]." ”

"What?" This is a thunderbolt from the sky, I was stunned for a moment and hurriedly asked my pants, "What do you mean?" Could it be that the [God of Destruction] legion is going to be disbanded? ”

"I didn't say anything about disbanding," Pants sighed, "but now it's about the same as disbanding." Hansen and Hannah siblings haven't been online for three days, and now the affairs of the group are basically handled by Aze, but their personal energy is limited, so they can't handle it at all. Now that all clan team activities have stopped, individuals are busy with their own affairs, many people have transferred to other mercenary groups, and many more are busy preparing for transfers. ”

"Damn, how can this be?" I really don't understand how Hansen did it, the union suddenly became like this, and it didn't go online for three days in a row.

"You haven't been to the forums or the announcement areas of major cities to read the news during this time?" The pants were surprised by my reaction, "[The Seven Star Society] has joined forces with forty-two small D-class unions to bring the other three C-class unions to the ground. In addition to the [God of Destruction], the situation in [Faith] and [Temple of War] is not much better. ”

"[The Seven Star Society] and those D-class unions are so powerful?" These three C-level unions are not leather bag companies, and they will fall if they fall.

"Isn't it? Guilds are made up of players, and players are people. If you fight monsters and are always attacked to death by people, guarded corpses, guard resurrection points, and be killed every day to the depressed underground line, will you not collapse? Why do people come to join your union, isn't it just to get more benefits? Now I haven't reaped the benefits, and I've been made unable to play normally, do you think people are willing? ”

"If they kill you, you can kill you back." Will there be no one in the C-class union? If they guard you, you will defend the last. Don't understand such a simple truth? "I can't figure it out, how can those small unions make the big union people like this?

"The other side is a guerrilla war, harassing everywhere, and if you have more people, they will flash. And the large-scale group P was led by the [Seven Star Society]. You know that the advantage of [Seven Star Society] to dominate the BOSS resources has been reflected now, with good equipment, there are many high-end mages, warriors and priests, the damage is not as high as theirs, and the healing and blood are not as fast as them, and they are defeated. The pants rarely showed a melancholy look, "In a word, the hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to bring." Everyone is sweeping the snow in front of their doors. ”

Depressed, unprecedentedly depressed, I felt a big rock pressed on my chest. Is Schilling really the god of "The Divine Realm"? The three C-class unions united against him, and he only waved his hand, and everything was in ashes. Defeating him has become a more difficult task than any super boss.

"So what do you do now? Just focus on being a happy miner? I asked.

"What else can I do?" The pants shrugged his shoulders, "I'm just a small character, and it's enough to have a small space to survive in 'The Divine Realm'." That kind of grand cause of making a revolution and dominating the world under the banner of ramen is not something that people like me can do. Besides......" The face of the pants darkened suddenly, "Little Potato has gone to the [Seven Star Society], I originally went with Little Potato [God of Destruction], what is the point of me staying there when she is gone?" ”

"Little Potato ......" is such a heart-wrenching name, I felt my body twitch somewhere, and then I fell silent. After a long time, I asked the pants with difficulty: "Little potato, has she already made everything clear to you?" ”

"Yes," the pants nodded silently, then smiled at me again, "You don't have to say anything to comfort me. She is such an excellent girl, she should have a better future, that is what I can't give as a poor student, I know how much weight I have, but I don't deserve her. Even if she doesn't leave today, sooner or later she will go, and I already knew there would be such a day since my first date with her. ”

Looking at my face that was gradually beginning to deform, as if he was a little frightened, he took a small step back and said, "Idordove, please don't look at me with such a terrifying expression, okay?" I'm not wrong about what I'm saying. ”

"Nope!" I yelled at him, "I just don't think you fucking look like a man, and I'm telling you." If I were you, I'd hold her down on the bed so she would never be able to spit out those words! ”

The pants stared at me stunned for a long time, and then muttered in a trembling voice, "I finally understand...... I finally understood......"

"Got what?" I looked at him in confusion, not knowing what he meant.

"Turtledove!" Tears flowed down his cheeks in front of me, and he put his hands around my calves tightly, and cried out, "Why is such a beautiful girl of yours a homosexual?" The beauties are all going to do LES, do we poor bachelors have a future? Heaven, earth......"

...... "What kind of nonsense are you talking about?" "It's hard to tell. I like women.,But the premise is that I'm a man.,Although I'm a woman in the game......

"Little potato, she's also a LES, heaven, earth, only you can understand my heart." The pants burst into tears, but unfortunately my newly changed pants were ruined by him.

"What do you say? Is the little potato LES? So why did she still be your girlfriend in the first place? "How can I encounter any strange and strange, because the luck value is too high?

"Turtledove, have you been kept in the dark all this time? The person that Little Potato really likes is you. She herself was also very confused by this feeling, so she later agreed to be my girlfriend, hoping to replace her strange feelings for you with normal love between men and women. She fails, and she realizes that nothing can stop her from thinking about you all the time. So, we broke up. Didn't she come to you? He pulled up my pant leg and wiped his nose.

It turned out that the innocent little girl was troubled by love, and it is no wonder that I am handsome and dashing, popular with thousands of girls, and it is inevitable that the little potato has not been opened in the dust. Ay? I'm a woman now, I'm not a woman, I'm a shemale. It's a bit complicated, I want Little Potato to like me, but not as a woman, but ...... The head is a little big. However, it's not right, if she really likes me, how can she join Schilling to pit me? I immediately opened my mouth and asked the pants, "Is that really what Little Potato said to you?" Then how did she go to the [Seven Star Society], she should know that I hate the people of the [Seven Star Society] the most. You're absolutely mistaken. ”

"You can't be wrong, she said it to me herself." The pants hurriedly pleaded, and then added in a whisper, "She also said that there was once a master who instructed her, saying that 'to conquer someone as strong as my sister, you must use unconventional means', maybe joining the [Seven Star Society] is the kind of unconventional means she is talking about." ”

Oh my God, it's been a long time, it's such a thing, what kind of master of TMD must be the so-called divine messenger, isn't it looking for a draw?