Chapter 16: The Spicy Proprietress
I never realized I had so much strength to throw out the two big men, Rasil and his pants, with just a flick of my hand. Well, of course, pants are only half a man. In the end, it was Nepera who gave me a mental shock that pulled me back from the brink of rage.
Later, I thought that it was not right to put the fire on Zixu, after all, it was not what he wanted to do to me, and besides, I had more important things to do, that is, to meet Gao Li as soon as possible, I knew that this guy's patience was not much better than mine.
However, it me off so much that when I put my right hand on the strange device in my pants, I glared at him and said, "You'd better not have any more problems with your machine this time." ”
"Probably not." The pants glanced at me, then swallowed, and after making a cross on my chest, my fingers trembling and tapped the button. I knew he must have cried out in his heart at that moment, God bless. It's best that God bless him, or if I make a mistake when I'm in a bad mood, I'll let him give me all his broken contraptions.
Luckily, there are times when something that breaks down successfully once, and after a burst of coolness that penetrates into the bone marrow, we come to a completely unfamiliar place.
It's a sprawling underground palace, with chunks of heavy stone being the only building material here, and more of it being a blend of dark brown rock. This is the dwarven home city, Kadamo, a magnificent space that has been dug out of the ground entirely by hand. Everywhere you can see dwarves with stubby bodies and beards sitting around the fires, munching on barbecue and beer or oatwine, and bursting into laughter from time to time to form a sea of joy. It's in the nature of dwarves to be optimistic.
Although Cardanmo City is very large, the structure is not complicated, and the dwarves are hospitable people, just ask someone to ask, you can ask for directions, unlike the main city of the white elves, Naro, those NPCs have eyes facing the sky. However, we also have a problem, and that is that the dwarven wives are so enthusiastic that as soon as you talk to him, he will bring you in and drink with them and eat barbecue, as if they are ready to fight a long battle with you. When a few people asked, I was already a little dizzy. Then, a hundred meters away, I immediately turned around and ran when I saw a smiling dwarf brother walking towards me with a large wine glass.
Before being overturned by the bold dwarf uncles, we managed to find the War Horn Weapons Specialty Store at 28 Hammer Lane, Forge District. The storefront is extremely exaggerated, with a giant model of a hammer and sickle crossed hanging from the doorway. Soviet Red Army? I can't help but laugh when I see it, is this creative, or is it vulgar? A short aunt with two pigtails was at the door, recognising passers-by. Hey, I said that Colliers can really recruit guys, I don't know how much he is paid, look at her hard work. Not to mention, maybe it's really the role of this guy, there are really a lot of people coming in and out of the War Horn weapons store, many of them go in empty-handed, full of money, I don't know how much money was cut by that black-hearted Gao Li.
Seeing my group of five people coming, the short aunt immediately greeted me with bright eyes, as if we were not five people, but five walking purses. She opened her mouth and began to speak: "Noble stranger, welcome to the city of Kadammo, where you will feel the warmth of home. ”…… Actually, I already feel it, but it seems to smell a little more alcoholic.
"Dwarves are famous for their weapons and armor forging techniques throughout the continent, and if you don't buy one or two pieces of equipment here, you'll be in vain." The aunt continued to advertise non-stop, depending on her proficiency, at least hundreds of times a day, "It must be the great Bronze Hammer Lord who blesses you in the spirit of heaven, you have come to the best weapon shop in the whole city of Kadanmo War Horn Weapon Specialty Store, here there is only what you can't think of, there is no equipment you can't buy, come in and take a look." ”
Well, her words were so slippery that I didn't even have a chance to interject, and it was only when she finished talking that I picked up and said, "Well, this...... Sorry, we're not here to buy something, we're here to find someone. ”
"Don't buy anything?" The level of enthusiasm of the aunt can be described as diving, "Looking for someone? ”
"Yes, I'll find your shopkeeper, Haili." Businessman, I understand the change in her attitude, so I still smile and talk to her.
"You? Looking for Haili? She began to look at me with a wary look.
"Huh." I smiled awkwardly, could it be that there are often people who come to Gao Li, it seems that I have to make some explanation, "I am a very good friend of his, not someone who is looking for trouble, or urging usury, you can rest assured." ”
"Very good friends?" The aunt's eyes became more vigilant when she looked at me, which really made me feel strange, and I followed her gaze to look at myself, is there something wrong with me? At this time, the aunt spoke, and she denied it: "I'm sorry, we don't have someone named Haili here." ”
"None? No, this is the War Horn Weapons Specialty Store at No. 28 Iron Hammer Lane in the Forging District, isn't it true that your boss is not Haili? "I'm strange, I don't remember a word of what Colliers said to me, this guy can't have changed his shop in such a short time.
"I'm the owner of this shop, my name is Tulon." The aunt's categorical words completely interrupted my blind thoughts, hey, Gao Li's turtle grandson must not die well.
However, just as I was cursing Gaulli, a man walked out of the shop slowly, and as he walked, he beckoned to the short aunt and said, "Tulon, who are you talking to?" The shop is busy, if it's not an important matter, come in and help. ”
Holy shit, who is that fat man who is not Gao Li? "Haili!" I shouted.
"Ahh You've got to pull. Colliers heard me call his in-game name and looked up to see me.
Y this damn aunt dares to lie to me, I must ask Colliers to repair this daring man. I rushed directly to Gao Li's face, who knew that although the aunt's legs were very short, but the speed of walking was not slow, almost at the same time as me walked in front of Gao Li, the two of us raised their fingers at each other at the same time, and questioned Gao Li: "Hai Li, tell me quickly, who is this person?" ”
This question, I both found out at the same time, and I found that I had to re-understand the level of understanding between Gao Li and the other party. However, it was the aunt who was faster, she instantly raised her hand and grabbed one of Gao Li's ears: "I'll just say why are you so good, you don't squint when you see a beautiful woman." It turns out that you have hooked up with a big beauty behind my back in the game for a long time, and you turned against you. ”
"Hook up? Is it the other way around? I looked at Gao Li, who was holding his ears and grinning his teeth, and suddenly understood, it turned out that this aunt was the Chinese girl he said who had just been dragged into the game of "God Realm", and I immediately laughed down. Frustrated fat man with short aunt, absolutely! I said that Gao Li's vision, this condition, really can't find any good goods, Y still shows off with me. Show off.
I hurriedly stopped laughing and said, "I'm sorry. You're mistaken, I don't have that kind of relationship with Mr. Haley, we're just business friends. ”
"Really?" Toulon looked at me suspiciously, and then at Colliers.
"Yes!" I said aloud, then added, "Also, I'm not interested in Mr. Haley at all, thank you." ”
"Oh." Turon turned around and twisted on Colliers a few more times, then snorted and walked into the store.
"Why are you here now?" Colliers rubbed the sore spots on his body and approached me,
"Something is wrong. Let me introduce you to it first. "I directed Colliers to a few of my companions and started to introduce them one by one, "Resir the Snitch, Nepera the Shadow Priest, Flying Pants of the Gnome Project Thief, and Purple Void the Puppeteer. Then I pointed at Colliers and said to the other four, "Super rich man Colliers, I don't know anything else." ”
Colliers hurriedly denied, "You want me to die." I don't have any money, I'm a human wind warrior Haili, Xinghui Xinghui, hehe. Let's go have a cup of tea first, I have something to say to Ikaruga and I. ”
The four of them finally heard for the first time that there were drinks other than wine in the city of Kadammo, and they all rushed in to enjoy it with joy. Colliers and I found a relatively secluded corner outside the store and started chatting.
He glanced at me a few times: "It's still cool to look at real people, now you are sexy enough, my saliva is going to flow out." One day, we will find a place to use you as a model, and we will definitely be able to buy a lot of money for a third-level video. ”
I sneered, "Do you think you're living too comfortably?" In the game, I can collect the bones for you every day and return to real life, I can ask Gao Yanyan to go to your house and demolish the house once a day. ”
"Just kidding. Don't call Gao Yanyan that crazy person. The door of my house has been replaced with steel, and it still can't withstand her kick. Colliers wiped the cold sweat from his head.
"Hehe, it's good to know." I moved out a Gao Yanyan and won instantly, which felt so good, I decided to take advantage of the victory to pursue, "Hey, I said how did you find such a girlfriend, I laughed to death." However, her size is a good match for you. ”
"Humph!" This time, Gao Li sneered, "Do you think she is the same in reality and in the game, then you are very wrong." ”
"Oh, bring me one day to see if it's the same as what your kid said, to be honest, I'm skeptical of your kid's vision." I don't believe Colliers' words.
"It doesn't take a day, just today, come to my house for dinner. She's there too, opening your eyes. By the way, I'm going to tell you about taking my sister to play games. Colliers continued, "You can come to my house in a while." In addition, I have already sent someone to do the matter of the master jeweler that you want me to inquire about you, but it is estimated that there will be no news for a while. ”
"That's fine." When Colliers said this, I was really curious about his girlfriend, but I really didn't believe that a salted fish like Colliers could have a chance to turn over. So, I asked him to inform my four companions, and they went offline on the spot.
I told the robot nanny Cindy a few times, and I was ready to go out to Golliers's house for dinner. I opened the door to get out, but it looked like something was blocking it outside. It took a lot of effort to barely push open a small slit, but fortunately I was slimmer and squeezed out. It turned out that someone had moved in to the vacant house next door to me, and all kinds of boxes used to store things were piled up in the hallway, and even blocked the door of my house. It's no wonder that I've been staying at home for a few days, and it's easy to think that this room is unoccupied. I don't know, who will move in. However, no matter who it is, I will never allow this to happen again. I looked left and right, trying to find the new neighbor, but I didn't see anyone. Just put these things in the corridor and don't be afraid of people stealing them, what a careless person. I didn't see it, I was in a hurry to go to Colliers's house for dinner, thinking that there would always be a chance to meet in the future, so let's talk about it when I do. I took a step to go downstairs, but I tripped over the corner of a box that protruded diagonally, and I stumbled several steps before I stopped.
"I'm grassy, and I don't put things neatly." I scolded and looked back, hey, isn't the huge trademark of GENZ Electronics on that box exactly the box used to hold the game equipment of "Divinity"? It seems that in the future, there will be no common language with this new neighbor.