Witnessing a smooth ass up close, and the structure that has only been seen in the ** picture, a stream of hot blood rushed to my face first, and the nosebleed almost sprayed on the pair of ass meat.

"Bastard!" Before I could reach out to cover my nose, I felt the sky spin around, and the whole person flew up into the sky, and then I didn't know how many times I turned, and finally fell heavily to the ground.

"So? A tornado hits passers-by? I muttered as I got up from the ground, but before I could stand firmly, something hard and soft hit me on the chin from the side. My body deflerated from gravity for three seconds, then kissed the solid ground again.

Someone was obviously beating me, and it wasn't a light hand, and I touched my chin, and it seemed like one of my innermost teeth was a little loose. "Who hit me? Didn't anyone teach you that you can't hit a woman in the face? I screamed.

"Hit you in the face like this? I want to blow your head off! It was a woman's scolding. I followed the sound and looked at it, and it met a pair of big eyes that were clear and full of anger. Unfortunately, I don't have any impression of this pair of eyes in my life.

"You ......" I was just about to ask the origin of the owner of these eyes, when I suddenly felt the sound of wind in my ears, and hurriedly rolled on its side, avoiding a powerful sweep. It's not that I'm so agile, it's that the feeling of this thigh sweep is too familiar to me, isn't this Gao Yanyan's housekeeping stunt? I've eaten it hundreds of times, and when I have a lot of colds, I will produce immune cells, not to mention this kind of thing, which is easy to kill. From hearing the sound of air flowing from the thighs waving, to the swift roll on the side, it was all a reaction that was close to instinct, and my brain didn't think about it at all.

I got up from the ground again, and when I looked up, I met the eyes again, which were still so clear, but the anger was gone, replaced by surprise. Hehe, I'm stunned. I was secretly smug in my heart, wondering if I was going to make some arrogant slogans or something, and I didn't want to spread my eyes and see things that I shouldn't see as soon as my horizons widened. I felt my face heat up and my mouth was a little dry. Standing in front of me now, the owner of those eyes, is a beautiful woman with no strands of clothing. The figure is quite exquisitely embossed. Under the full and firm crisp chest is the extremely soft water snake waist, with straight buttocks and slender and plump jade legs. With his pair of upside-down willow eyebrows, there is an indescribable thrilling beauty.

Her delicate and plump breasts rose and fell violently, accompanied by crystal beads of sweat rolling down slowly, and her smooth and delicate slender legs were already covered with a layer of sweat at the moment, shining with a seductive luster in the sunlight. It seemed that the series of actions just now had consumed a lot of her physical strength.

"Who the are you to beat people as soon as you come up?" I said it angrily, but my eyes roamed over her body like a wolf, and the bulging charm and crystal clear white skin stimulated the nerves that I had been excited for a while.

"That's how you just hid?" It was obvious that the woman was still thinking about my unbelievable roll, so she asked me, but soon she saw something in my gaze, and suddenly she blushed from her face to her neck, her nose was slightly twitched, and her soft and delicate lips opened slightly, and she said coquettishly, "Don't touch it, you still touch it, it's ashamed." ”

As she spoke, she crouched down and stretched out her right hand towards her ankle. I noticed that she had the same ankle rings as Nabox, and even the pattern on them was not the same. Just when I was surprised, the woman's hand suddenly glowed a little red, and then gently rubbed it on the ankle ring. As if it had reappeared yesterday, a cloud of smoke rose from the ground, just as it had just been, enveloping the woman, and then with a violent contraction, with a snap, the crow Boxs fell to the ground.

It dawned on me that the woman I had just incarnated was Box, and the secret to its transformation was the ankle rings on its legs. I threw a probing look at it......

"Me, that's right, the woman just now is me." Now Box was as wet as if he had just been fished out of the water. It gave me an angry look and replied helplessly.

"Transfiguration?" After seeing the slender woman just now, and then hearing the broken gong voice of the black crow in front of me, it was really hard for me to adapt. I've heard Little Potato say that druids can turn into birds flying in the sky, and crows are the druids' favorite flying form in many novels, so I quickly had my own guess, "Are you a druid?" ”

Box shook his head: "The druids temporarily possessed the form and abilities of some kind of animal with the help of the forces of nature. I don't understand the forces of nature, so could it be a druid? ”

"Then you just ......," I asked.

"Forget what you just saw, young man. I'm just a crow. "Box seems to be saving his physical strength, and his body is shorter, "The land yang energy of the orcs is too heavy, and it is not suitable for me." ”

Yang too heavy? I frowned and pondered its words.

"Well, Elijah told me a long time ago that you are a pest, and now I understand what she means." Box sighed, then turned his head to me, "Remember your promise. And remember to restrain your curiosity in the future, knowing that curiosity can kill a cat. I'm saying this entirely for your own good. I've done all the things Elijah gave me, and I should go. ”

"You're leaving?" I think there are a lot of things I haven't asked clearly, and it actually says it's leaving.

"We'll meet again, I guess Elijah will bring me back to the athletic conference." Speaking of this, Box's eyes suddenly became fierce, "You didn't see anything just now!" Do you understand? ”

Boxy was probably talking about the naked woman, and my heart shuddered, and I immediately nodded, "I know, I didn't see anything." ”

"Hmph, if you let me know you told someone...... I'm leaving. With a flick of his head and wings, Boxy soared into the sky, instantly turning into a small black dot in the sky.

Confused, I walked towards the vanishing figure, turned and began to walk towards the nearest post office. It's been a long time since I've been receiving email, and it's time to clean it up.

There are a lot of people in the post office, and the business is very prosperous, no wonder, the post office is the same as the mercenary office, and there is no other branch in the whole "God Realm". I walked into the business hall and found a tall orc who looked like a staff member and asked. When the man understood what I was trying to do, he led me to an old man with gray hair and a scruffy beard. An old orc, with presbyopia eyes, is the kind that shines with a round glass piece with a small wire in the middle, which gives me a very strange feeling.

"Your name is Turtledove?" After hearing my name, the old orc asked me to confirm it again.

"That's right."

"Bring twenty gold coins."

"Twenty gold coins?" I've seen money-hungry NPCs before, but I've never seen him ask for money without giving a single reason, so I asked, "Why?" ”

"Your letter is over the mark." The old orc's face was calm, as if he was saying something very common, "You have increased the workload of our post office staff, and it is appropriate to charge a small fee." ”

"It's not that the letter I sent is out of order, why do you ask me to collect money?" I complained, really, I can't control how many letters people send.

"Ah Nian." The old orc didn't talk nonsense with me, and directly beckoned to a strong orc more than two meters tall waiting on the side, "Take this young lady to see the post office system, and then bring it back to me when she understands." I guess it was easier for us to communicate at that time. ”

"Yes! Uncle Omar! "The strong man named Ah Nian came up to me with a mace. I said, why do you want to work at the post office with such a big mace covered with spikes? Eighty percent is not to see any rules and regulations, but to take it to a small dark room and beat it up. I'm not stupid, I hurriedly smiled at the old orc, and while taking out twenty gold coins, I smiled and said, "Isn't it just twenty gold coins, it's easy to say, can't I give it?" ”

"Ah Nian, wait." The old orc drank the mobile tower, put his hands together and accepted the twenty gold coins first, and then turned to Ah Nian and said, "Ah Nian, you don't need to take this lady to see the system, just take her to room 1231." Where are her letters? Then he turned to me and said, "Miss, destroy the letters you have seen if they have no retaining value, so that your mail storage will have enough space to accept new mail." ”

"Got it." I watched numbly as the golden twenty round metal disappeared into the darkness, and I kept scolding this NPC who eats people and doesn't spit out bones, and then followed the stupid big guy with hatred.

"This is room 1231." Ah Nian walked to a room, took out the key and opened the door for me, and then looked at me again and said, "There is a stove in the room that can be used to destroy useless letters, and remember to bring the door when you leave." There is a strange magic array here, and the space inside is reset when the door is closed. Open the door again and there is another space, so that your personal correspondence will not be obtained by someone later. ”

After saying that, then Ah Nian left, regardless of whether I understood her words or not. However, he had already made it clear, and I didn't ask him anything more. As soon as I turned and entered the room, I was greeted by a mountain of countless letters piled up to the roof like a small mountain. "Oh my God. So there will be so many letters? I was stupid and hit my mouth, and I didn't react for a long time. The two of them were tall, and almost four-fifths of the thirty-square-meter space was occupied by Bai Huahua's heart.

"I want to see what year and month!" I screamed.

It's called Gui Shou, the letters still have to be read, and it's impossible to burn them all, because maybe there are some important letters in them, but if I really have to read them all, then I will have to spend the rest of my "God Realm" career here, which is too terrifying. I crouched down and picked up a letter, the pure white envelope with only the name of the addressee, my turtledove, and no sender's name and address. I tore open the envelope, and there were three pieces of stationery inside, and I looked at it from the beginning.

"Your Majesty the Turtledove Empress: Allow me to call you so hot and hot! Although many people are exclaiming: "This is inevitably too ambiguous and sensational, right?" "I'll tell you, yes. Because, only this scorching, this hot, this ambiguous, this sensationalism, is the truest manifestation of true love, and it can also collide and tremble, the purest love in the world, the spark ......"

Throw it, the stove is close by, which saves me a lot of energy.

Another letter "Dear Ms. Turtledove: This XX Hospital has introduced new patented technology for international cosmetology, and it does not require a one-time breast augmentation ...... for 30 minutes"

Traveling Doctor Advertising ...... Throw it away.

Another letter "I'm from Luoyang, and if someone takes care of the advertisement on the wall, I will write it on the ground, so I can't take care of it." Whether it's an adult wetting the bed or a child wetting the bed, you don't need to take injections and take medicine, as long as you wrap it in my plaster for 15 days, don't run away so far, if you want to treat the disease, send 750 yuan, I will send you the medicine immediately, don't ask so much else..."

This one even omitted the previous title...... Keep throwing.

And again, and again, and again, and again...... I don't know how many I have read, but my eyes are a little glazed, and I only look at the small foot of the big mountain. Most of them were advertisements and courtship letters, and I was going crazy.

"God, help me!" I couldn't help but wail at the wall. If I read so many letters, not to mention how much time it takes, the consumption of this eye is also powerful enough, and I guess I will become blind after reading it. I mean, there's no spam filtering system or mail retrieval system? Isn't this a clear sign that I want to die?

"Don't worry young man, God has heard your prayers." Just when I was desperate, a deep voice sounded in the sealed space of the room, startling me. There was a whirlwind in the flatland, and I couldn't open my eyes. Without waiting for the gust of wind to subside, I opened my eyes and was surprised to find a translucent creature with a tumbling cloud on the lower half and a naked male body on the upper body.

"You're ......" I looked at this weird thing out of nowhere, a little overwhelmed.

"I'm the great electric eye elf." The creature replied with his hands on his chest, "Are you bothered by the mountains of spam, are you worried about reading a lot of useless letters?" O miserable young man, your savior has come. I, the Eye Wizard, am a professional email retrieval and filtering expert, and can help you solve all your email-related troubles. ”

"Electro-eyed elves?" I looked at the unknown creature and thought to myself, if this creature was what it said it was, it would be a savior from heaven, even though the words that came out of his mouth were very similar to those in the ad spam. I was fantasizing that the next sentence of the electric eye elf would completely shatter my dream.

"Five gold coins per 100 letters!" He shouted loudly.