Chapter 4: The Old Man
The Aura Tavern is as noisy as ever, especially with a bunch of stupid X's who don't know how to control their drinking according to their own drinking. When I returned to the tavern, what was printed directly into my eyes was the ** pants dancing on the table with the upper body dancing on the table, the ugliness was exposed, and then I looked at the others and it was almost the same, the man had no demeanor, the woman had no temperature, the red-tailed fox was probably playing a game of losing cards and undressing with other female team members, and the clothes on her body were all stripped, leaving only a bandeau that could cover the key parts, and what was even more ridiculous was that she was estimated to be too drunk to look good, and she didn't realize that there were countless pervert eyes shooting at her. I can't take it anymore. I rushed straight to the edge of the table, slapped it hard, and shouted, "Enough, enough." Don't drink any more, everyone clean up, lift the spirits, and we'll discuss the specifics of doing the task next. ”
I squinted at the red-tailed fox, then lowered my voice a little: "Fox, quickly put on your clothes, and go down and you'll be gone." ”
"Just go, I'm not afraid, why are you in a hurry?" The red-tailed fox raised his eyebrows and yelled at me with a mouth full of wine.
Damn, they're all drunk like this, young people just don't know how to be temperate. I frustrated and waved at Rasil and the flea, "Hurry up and take her down, don't embarrass me here." Go, go. ”
As I spoke, Hannah walked straight to the bar and whispered a few words to the hotel owner. After a few seconds, the tavernkeeper announced in a loud voice, "Friends, please listen to me, from now on, the Aura Tavern will be taken over by the [Legion of Destruction]. Please wait for your understanding to open to the public after 5 p.m. Personnel who are not [God Destroyers] should leave quickly. Thank you for your cooperation. ”
After listening to the boss, Hannah added with a smile: "Sorry friends, this legion urgently needs a place like the Ora Tavern to hold an important meeting. You can leave directly, and the [God Destroyer Legion] will pay for you as a small compensation for disturbing you. For your cooperation, I am very grateful to Hannah, the deputy head of the [God of Destruction Legion]. ”
This is the territory of the orcs, and the [Destruction God Legion] is the king of the orc territory, no one wants to cause unnecessary trouble for themselves, and Hannah also said that paying for the wine for everyone present is enough to give everyone face, and everyone present is happy to eat a free meal, and basically leave one after another without complaints. The tavern, which had been overcrowded, immediately became empty.
I smiled at Hannah and said, "[Legion of Destruction] has such a big face, and it actually has the strength to charter the most high-level tavern in the orc main city." Actually, we only need a small room, and there is no need to make such a big show. ”
"It's just a tavern, it's not a big deal." Hannah said disapprerovingly, and then said to me in a pretended mysterious manner, "We're talking about your damn mission on the one hand, and I've got a couple of important things to sort out today." When the time comes, you will know if it is a waste for me to bag such a large place. ”
I don't know what kind of medicine Hannah's gourd sells, so I have to step aside and pour some hangover drinks for those henchmen, so as not to look ugly when we have a meeting. Just as Flea and I were holding down the fox's limbs and preparing to force her with an antidote to her, two young orc soldiers wearing large insignia embroidered with the insignia of the Legion of Destruction ran in. They walked up to Hannah and bowed respectfully, before the man standing in front of him spoke, "Acting Captain, we have sealed off all the places near the tavern as you ordered. In addition, we have also passed on your information to the leaders of each branch. Except for the commander of the fourth regiment, Alahan, who was unable to come on a mission outside, the other seventeen sub-regimental commanders would arrive within twenty minutes. ”
Blockade? The heads of the various sub-regiments? What the hell does Hannah want to do? I cast a puzzled gaze on her. Hannah felt my gaze as if she was looking at me everywhere, and immediately turned to me and said, "Today, we [Legion of Destruction] are going to have a meeting here by the way. ”
"A meeting?" I was a little confused, "Hannah, don't give me such a big face." We'll just discuss that task on a small scale, and there's no need to call all your belongings to make it the same as the presidential election. ”
"Hey, you're right. We are electing a president today. ”
I really don't know what Hannah is going to do, what kind of president is she going to choose? I was about to ask further when a loud laugh rang out at the door of the tavern: "Acting Captain Hannah, what kind of wind is blowing today, thinking of calling me, an old bone, out for a drink?" It's actually the highest-class Ora Tavern, which is really a blessing for three lives. ”
I looked through the door, and saw a slightly short but extremely stout middle-aged male orc wearing shiny silver chain mail and two unscabbarded scimitars pinned to his waist, walking in high spirits.
"Fran, you old man. The goods promised to be sent to me last month haven't been sent out yet? When Hannah saw someone coming, she called out his name, but I don't know if it was his real name or a pseudonym in the game.
"Hannah, it's not my fault. There was a small mistake in the customs declaration of the goods, so it was delayed. However, you can rest assured that it will be delivered to you before the deadline. Fran smiled treacherously, then said, "Well, Hannah, you've forgotten again." If you don't talk about business in the game, you will have to be fined three glasses of wine when the time comes. ”
"Punishment is punishment, three cups are trivial." Hannah waved her hand, "But, I'll tell you, Fran." You'd better change your little secretary who isn't even twenty years old, and I can't find your one through her, or she's not even there. ”
"Ugh." Fran's face stiffened for a moment, and then sneered, "Got it, got it, Sophia is more careless." ”
"Oops." Hannah suddenly made a very exaggerated and surprised gesture, "Fran, you see I'm really, I talked about business again if I didn't talk about business, and I'll add three more glasses of fine." ”
"Hey, hey. I've forgotten that you're an alcoholic, and you'll be punished for drinking. Fran laughed a few times self-deprecatingly, "I heard, you called Zelda and the others too, are you going to have a conference today?" ”
"Well, that's right." Hannah nodded, "Today, while our distinguished guest, Turtledove, the head of the Light and Shadow Corps, and her members are here, I would like to gather everyone to announce a few things. ”
Fran followed Hannah's finger and looked at us, and I was holding the red-tailed fox, which was almost a lump of soft mud, in an extremely ugly position. I was so embarrassed that I could only smile at the flange. Fran also withdrew his eyes thoughtfully, then said hello to Hannah and walked up to the second floor to prepare for the meeting.
Looking at the back of the vanishing Flange, I suddenly grabbed the collar of the fox jacket, lifted her person, and threw a loud slap in the face to the drunk, who was still confused and spewing dreams from his mouth. Perhaps the slap was so loud that the flea, who was looking at his pants on the side, turned his head around, he looked at the fox, then at me, and then cautiously said, "Boss, what are you doing here?" ”
"What? Pumping. These rotten people, with such a small amount of alcohol, don't know how to drink less. Look at the way people look at us, I'm angry. I said hatefully.
The flea glanced at the fox's face, and then said more cautiously, "Boss, did you do it a little harder?" The fox's face was swollen. ”
Really? I looked back at the fox's face, and sure enough, it was a little asymmetrical, and there was a clearly visible five-finger mountain on the fatter side, red and eye-catching. Now I know that I have been a little more ruthless, but my mouth is not willing to soften at all: "If you don't smoke the point, can you wake up these drunks?" Wake up these unscrupulous guys, I'm too lazy to care. ”
I walked up to Hannah in a huff, and asked the place where Flan had disappeared, "Who is this guy, do you seem to know him well?" ”
"The leader of the fourth regiment, Falan, is a two-handed swordsman of the twenty-eighth level. In reality, he is my business partner, so I know him well. ”
"What is Sophia...... "Once I ask, I have to ask all the questions.
"Turtledove. It's only now that I find a little bit of a woman in you. Hannah suddenly smiled wickedly at me.
"Signs of a woman?" I looked at her quizzically, not understanding what she was saying.
"Gossip. It's the nature of a woman. Hannah exclaimed, "From the first day I met you, you have been beating, killing, pending, provoking and so on all day long, and you don't look like a woman at all, I really doubt that you were a man in your previous life, but now I don't doubt it, judging by your enthusiasm for the gossip business, you are a feminine woman." ”
Gossip?! I sweat! I just wanted to satisfy my curiosity, but I didn't expect Hannah to be able to associate so many things, and a woman's imagination is really endless.
Hannah put her arms around me and whispered to me, "Fran is a middle-aged man in his forties with a daughter who is fifteen years old. Think about it, if a person of such an age actually finds a little girl who has just graduated at the age of only eighteen to be his personal secretary, what good thing can he do? ”
Hannah and I looked at each other and laughed heartily.
"Oh, who am I smiling so happily with Hannah? It turned out to be a rare turtledove. "Hannah and I were laughing happily when suddenly a female voice with a sour tone sounded behind us. This is a familiar voice that has not been seen for a long time. I turned my head back and enthusiastically stretched out my arms to the visitor: "Long time no see." Dear Sister Zise, dear Red Snowflake, dear Brother Aze......"
However, those friends who I hadn't seen for a long time didn't come up to me and give me a warm hug as I wanted, but stopped in unison and looked at me with wide eyes.
……
"Everyone, run, the turtledove is springing." Red Snowflake suddenly screamed.