Chapter 16: Clichés

After struggling a few more times, I polished the Voice Stone, and this time the target of the communication was my nemesis, Neria.

"Sweetheart, what's the matter with me?" There was a pool of water vapor in the brightness of the inverted triangle, and Nellia looked at me excitedly with a mess of unkempt wet hair and wide eyes. The slender, soft neck of the swan was flanked by a pair of sleek fragrant shoulders, and due to the size of the sound stone, I could only faintly see the top of the deep ravine.

"Hey, there's no mistake. Is it your bath time between 8 and 9 o'clock every day? Do you have a habit of cleanliness? It's been a couple of times, and you've been taking a shower when I'm looking for you, so it can't be such a coincidence. I immediately complained to her, "Also, can you put on your clothes when you talk to me, ** is it cool?" Then again, if you really want me to feast my eyes, don't just show a little bit, just let me see it all. ”

"Today's cultivation is a little harder, so take a shower early and want to take a good rest, who knew that you would come to contact the family now." Nelia smiled evilly, "You haven't seen an inch of someone's body." I am not ashamed to speak. However, if you really want to see it, they will do it for you. With that, Nelia was ready to stand up.

"Hey, don't!" I was completely agitated just now.,According to Nelia's character, she will never do anything I tell her to do.,Who knows how this clever ghost seems to have changed sex today.。 Seeing that she was about to stand up, the infinite spring light hidden outside the changing image was about to be revealed. I stopped her very loudly in my mouth, but secretly turned on the video system and adjusted it to the best angle, ready to take it all in without pulling it all. Although this kind of hot video can't be put on the Internet to make money, it's also a lot of fun to watch it alone and entertain yourself when you're free.

"Hahahaha!" With Nelia's exaggerated laughter, I turned off the video in exasperation. What kind of plane, she is clearly playing tricks on me. Neria's perfect body below the chest had long been tightly wrapped in a bright red cotton bath towel, and there was still any spring light I was looking forward to.

"How's that, isn't there a few more gold coins to hit the scoop?" Nelia sat back down and looked at me playfully.

"How do you know I have video recording turned on?" I reluctantly admitted.

"It's not easy to guess with your little fancy belly?" Nellia lifted her small chin and said triumphantly, "Don't talk to me about mushrooms, just talk about anything, I want to rest early." ”

"Hey, hey." I laughed, "Don't be so direct, you just got out of the shower and you have to leave some time to dry your hair, so why bother in such a hurry." ”

"Do you think that for a mage with dual essences of thermal power, hair needs to be air-dried naturally?" Nellia snapped her fingers casually, and a long flame burst out of thin air behind her, as if an invisible hand was manipulating, and the flame curled up Nellia's long floating hair like a snake, and then twisted it so hard that it finally disappeared into the air with a thud, as if it had never been there. At this time, there was no sign of a water molecule on the surface of Neria's long hair, which was slowly hanging down. Niu X, super powerful hair dryer?

"Sure enough, it's the first mage of the "Divine Realm", wonderful." I exaggeratedly clapped, who told me that I did ask her? Trees shoot dead people and shoot alive, let's talk about good things first.

Nelia tugged at her hair, then casually tied it loosely with a small ribbon and flung it behind her. She turned her attention back to me: "You must be in a big trouble with such a sweet mouth today." ”

I was hit by her, and I only scratched my head in embarrassment: "Actually...... It's not too much of a hassle. I just ran into a little accident while doing a task. ”

"Task? Accidentally? Nelia seemed to be interested, and leaned her face forward, "What task, what accident, you tell me clearly." ”

"I took on the task of the treasure of Alonso the Dragon Slayer...... Now, I've reached the stage of collecting three shards, and I'm currently stuck in the step of collecting the Dust of the Fallen......" I said hesitantly, and watching the way she snickered at me made me want to flatten someone.

Nelia suddenly interrupted me and said, "You speak louder, and better coherently, to whom?" ”

Is it difficult to be strong? I cleared my throat and stepped directly over the tedious details and said to her, "I'm currently working on the Dragon Slayer's Alonso's Treasure series quest, and I'm having a problem, and I'd like to ask you to help me teach me the tricks of doing this quest." ”

"The treasure of Alonso the Dragon Slayer?!" Nellia put on an exaggerated expression, "You're saying you're now on a perverted mission of the Dragon Slayer Alonso's Treasure?" ”

"That's right." Listening to her, I should have done this task, yes, it seems that I asked the right person today, I hurriedly said, "I have done it now, ...... collect"

"Wait, wait, wait." Nelia interrupted me again, "Listen to your tone as if you know I've done this mission, who did you hear it from?" ”

"Your sister Elijah." I'll tell you the truth.

Neria's brow twitched visibly: "This old woman." Then she shook her head again, as if she wanted to shake out some distractions in her head, took a deep breath, and said to me, "You specifically asked me about this task, and I am indeed the right person, but I am sorry." I can't give you any information about this mission, because it's something that Lord God has taken special care of......"

"I can give you money." I don't want to listen to these clichés anymore and launch the most effective money offensive for NPCs directly at her.

"How much?" Sure enough, before Nelia finished the last sentence, she immediately changed her words in the next sentence.

"You can make an offer, as long as it's not too excessive." I decided to brake with stillness and listen to what Nelia had to say.

"Two hundred thousand."

With a thud, I just slipped my ass and fell off the chair. Oh my mother, I heard you right, 200,000, murder.

"II...... Two hundred thousand? I struggled to get up from the ground, "Sister, don't just open your mouth, it's too much to erase a zero from this price." ”

"Hmph." Nelia sneered a few times, "Maybe it's a lot for others." However, for you turtledove, it can only be regarded as a sesame mung bean. I've already checked your bank account, and there are 300,000 gold coins, not counting the gold coins you carry with you, and the yellow jadeite vein you have in your hand......"

"You...... You're actually peeping into my privacy? Oh, my God. "I felt like I was going to vomit blood.

Nelia smiled happily: "Actually, people care about you." I always like to ask a few more words about your information, but I didn't expect to know a lot of things that you shouldn't know. Actually, you have to think about it for me, too. A weak woman is alone in this harsh environment and cultivates hard. You need money for potions, money for repairing equipment, money for food, money for accommodation, sweating all day long, and money for changing clothes......"

"Stop !!" I yelled to stop the woman's endless noise, and rubbed my temples heavily, "Two hundred thousand, two followed by five zeros." Don't you think it's an act of extortion when you ask a player for so much money just because he wants to ask you some details about a certain mission? ”

"Then 100,000."

"Too much."

"Fifty thousand."

"Too much."

"Twenty thousand. It couldn't be any lower. ”

"It's still too much."

"You're not sincere."

"You're asking for a lot of money."

"I'm calling it a strange thing, just 20,000. If you don't give it, forget it, I'll go back to sleep now. Nellia waved her hand and stood up to leave.

"Don't go, don't go. Can't I give it? Isn't it just 20,000? All you have to do is answer my question and I'll pay you the bill right away. "I was completely convinced, how did I feel like I was haggling with a small trader in a wet market. Neria, you are so good, why do you keep doing such self-defeating things, and often cause me to be unlucky.

"Twenty thousand, not one less." Nellia finally returned to the negotiating table, with that annoying victor's smile, "You should have agreed earlier, maybe you have completed a few steps by now." ”

"Alright, alright." I said angrily, "Tell me how to get Zanoor." ”

"Oh my God, you've only made it this far. When did you take the task? Nelia screamed in surprise.

She made fun of me again, was she so happy? My mood is getting worse and worse, and I really want to beat her up, but that will have to wait until we have that strength, so let's put up with it for now. I replied, "I took it the day before yesterday, and I just started doing it today." He said he was going to get a fragment called 'Fallen Dust' from Zanoor. That fat man didn't remember me at all after being brainwashed by the main god, and he killed me twice in seconds when they met. Tonight, I gathered a large number of men and horses, and I have managed to kill him to only 10% HP. It's a pity that the two new skills after he entered the rage state were too perverted, and we didn't get rid of him in the end. I've heard that you completed the entire series of missions in only five days, and on the one hand, I want to ask you how you managed to solve this fat man on your own, and I also want to know what the next mission is like, what are the tricks and what to pay attention to. ”

Nelia looked up to the sky and laughed, holding her stomach and leaning back and forth, she almost rolled on the ground. When she finally regained her breath, she asked me, "Do you really plan to conquer that fat man by force?" ”

Is there any other way to do it without force? Kneeling naked in the snow and begging? I listened to Nellia's words and couldn't figure out why.

Seeing my confused look, Nellia stretched out a finger and pointed at me remotely: "Don't you think it's unusual for a forty-seven-level boss monster to appear in a twenty-five-level mission, even if the level of this mission is super S-level and it is also a team mission." The monsters to be encountered in solo missions are generally within the range of the lowest level required to accept the mission, while the squad mission is level 5 and the team mission is level 10. So according to the usual reasoning, the upper limit of the monsters that this twenty-fifth level task needs to be contacted will not exceed thirty-five. And Zanoor's level before he was brainwashed by the Lord God was fifty, and even if I did this task very early, he was forty-one. Don't you think it's weird? ”

"It must be the perverted Lord God who is mistaken." I guessed hatefully.

"You are not allowed to speak ill of the Lord God!!" Nellia snapped me off with a loud shout, "The Lord God is sovereign. Any action, word, or thought that is disrespectful to the Lord God will be punished by Heaven. ”

"Yes. Right. Right. The Lord God is sovereign. I hurriedly changed my words, but I was secretly thinking, what kind of bullshit god, the task designed is so perverted, it's good if I don't punish him, and it's his turn to punish me, it's a joke.

"Your attitude is like words. By the way, you don't want anyone to know about your specific approach to this series of missions, including my sister Arya. "Don't tell anyone, or I'll be in big trouble." And when you do a task, remember to deliberately detour and fail a few times, so that others will not see that you know the trick. ”

"Understood, understood." I promised fast in my mouth, but my psychology was a completely different idea, the ghost went to ask for his own hardship, the first time to take the fastest shortcut to complete the task, what do you care about my trouble, hehe. I was so proud of the thought that I would be able to complete this perverted task right away, and I couldn't help urging Nellia to say, "Tell me quickly." Now that I know how to do the task, I'd better hurry up and free up my hands to transfer the gold coins to you. ”

"I know." Nellia said impatiently, "You have to make me think about it, after all, it was a task I did early on, and besides, I have to organize the language so that your simple brain can't understand it." ”

"Good, good, good. You think slowly, you organize slowly. "There's really nothing I can do with her. He leaned back on the chair, raised his legs high, and rocked the chair leisurely.

After about two or three minutes, Nellia on the other side of the sound stone called out my name, "Come, turtledove. Come here, I've got it all recalled. Actually, this series of tasks is as simple as death, hehe. ”

"It's as simple as death?!" Looking at her happy appearance, my mood also became happy, "Tell me, what a simple method." ”

"Let's start with how to deal with that fat man......" Nellia leaned over and whispered to me. However, when Nellia was about to start talking, she glanced behind me, intentionally or unintentionally, and suddenly her whole body froze, and the expression on her face stiffened, as if it was petrified from beginning to end in an instant.

"Say it quickly." What kind of plane is Nelia doing again, isn't this talking about the key place, why did it stop.

Suddenly, there was a strange sound, and the image of Nellia above the sound stone suddenly blurred, as if the signal was strongly disturbed when watching TV, and before I could understand anything, a cloud of green smoke came out of the sound stone, and Nellia's image disappeared. Wow, shoot a suspense film, something is wrong at this critical moment, Arya, Arya, this voice stone you gave me is a fake and shoddy product, the most important moment is a good thing for me, even if this sound stone is two or three minutes late, I already know how to do this series of tasks. What do you think you should do if you call me now?

I thumped my fist on the table in frustration.

"Hello, excuse me, can I borrow a place?" A voice as warm as jade sounded behind me, and it felt like bathing in the warm sunshine of spring. I hurriedly turned my head back, a man shrouded in a dark gray monk's robe, and I could only tell that she was a woman by the shape of her and the half-slightly upturned corners of her mouth that loomed under the shadow created by her wide hood, and by her voice.

However, who knows, maybe it's a shemale. The key is that this person doesn't come early or late, but he comes when I encounter the most troubles and anger, isn't this looking for his own death? Although her voice sounded very comfortable, I still raised my voice and yelled, "Are you blind, don't you see that I'm busy?" This tavern is so big, you won't just find a place to sit. ”