Chapter 30: Smile
According to my personal opinion, the Land of Chaos is a place that has been designed to be a failure, and it is very bad for the first-level high-level monsters to mix with the low-level monsters, do you think that if a person is here for the purpose of fighting monsters and upgrading, and is happily killing a group of kobolds of more than twenty levels, and suddenly a thirty-seven or eight-level rock monster slaps him to death, will he come here again? Second, I don't seem to have heard of any treasures here.,Treasure is also a very important part of online games.,A newcomer who has just played is lucky.,Hit a masterpiece with your hands.,Maybe it's a veteran's hard work for months.。 And the last point came after the system opened up the weather system. There is always a light rain here for no more than five minutes, but it is extremely frequent. We've been around here for an hour, and we've been doused at least four times, and it's really uncomfortable to get wet, especially the little tension below, and I suspect that its agility bonus of one percent is used to shake people.
"You should get some rain gear with you." The red-tailed fox grumbled as she brushed her water-soaked mop ends.
"Rain gear? Joke! I immediately refuted her and said, "You carry it, I carry it?" Anyway, the rain is not heavy, and it only takes a little time to dry, so you have to complain and hide from yourself, don't bother me. ”
"Huh. It's good to be a warrior. "A large stone on his chest wiped a round shield, which helped it avoid the pain of rain, which can be said to be indispensable.
"It's rare for a warrior to be of some use." Blue Soul blew his mouth and pretended to be modest. Ace, who was sitting next to him, snorted disdainfully, but thanks to the shields of these two warriors, Ace and the white clouds were not caught by the rain. These two pairs seem to have a tacit understanding, which makes me a little unhappy. I don't have much time, so it's okay. I don't care if Ace is crazy, I can't give a soft and weak little girl like Bai Yunduoduo to a scumbag like a big stone in my chest.
"Do it yourself, have enough food and clothing." As soon as Xiao Ni's little hand was raised, a black flame burned a piece of ground on the ground that was too clean to be clean. Xiao Nirvana sat down cross-legged, and the flea on the side hurriedly served tea and water. Xiao Nirvana's body can be said to be untouched. Could she be avoiding water? Oh, come to think of it, she is more labor-saving than the blue soul and the stone, and she will not invade the rain and snow if she directly holds up a protective shield. It's really a perverted skill, not only can it cancel out physical and magical damage, but it can also avoid wind and rain, and even a small amount of dust invades, and it strongly asks the main god to weaken this shameless skill.
The remaining five people, including myself, could only silently accept the saliva of the Lord God. Hey, life is unsatisfactory in ten **.
The team I led was responsible for searching a small forest area. Actually, according to my idea, there is no need to go to the woods at all, who is so stupid to get a church out of the woods? I thought that if you build blocks, you have to have a suitable place. But Hannah repeatedly insisted that he would not spare an inch of land, and we had no choice but to obey orders. Alas, I said if she was doing the task or if I was doing the task, why did I feel like I was helping her with the task. It is true that the development of some things is beyond the control of the individual.
Ever since the spoils meeting, I have found that everyone looks at me with the same light as a man who has been trekking in the desert for a long time when he sees an oasis. Hasn't the old lady already given you everything? I'm wearing all the things I used to work hard for, so don't make up your mind. Of course, I didn't mention the ones hidden in the bag, hehe. This is my settling-in fee, God knows, I know you don't.
"Shall we take a break, I don't think there is much hope of finding the church here." Flea suggested, "The density of trees here is still relatively large, and no matter how small the church is, it seems that it must have a yard or something, and it is unlikely to exist." ”
"Maybe it's the ruins of a church." Blue Soul disagreed with him, "The Black Dragon King didn't say whether the church was new or old, or maybe it was just a pile of ruins. If it is a ruin, there is a lot of chance of existence in such a wood. ”
"What about the ruins, what about the holy water?" Flea insisted on his opinion, "Nobody cares." The holy water has long since turned into stinky water. ”
"Holy water can be put in a bottle that keeps it fresh forever or something, isn't that okay?" Blue Soul helped Flea change his mind.
I was already annoyed by the little tension, but now I am even more annoyed by listening to their noise, and directly interrupted the two of them and shouted: "Shut up for me, save your strength and give me some run, and don't chirp here." Take a 15-minute break and take a walk around the neighborhood or rest in place. Fifteen minutes later, the road opened on time. It was disbanded on the spot. ”
Then, I found an excuse to find some fresh water, and I was going to hide in a more secluded place to adjust my little tension. My aunt and grandmother are making such a worrying thing to increase my troubles. I pulled off my wallet and put a slender finger in to hook the small tight edges, making slight adjustments, although it was still uncomfortable, but it was much better than before. The women in those movies are wearing this style of small panties, and it is estimated that they are all very uncomfortable, so as soon as the male protagonist came out, he hurriedly took off the matter.
I was thinking unrealistically, trying to adjust the little tension to the most suitable position, when suddenly I heard something that should not be at this moment, like the sound of feet stepping on the grass. There were more than two feet, the footsteps of a group of people, running from my left front to my right front.
I breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it wasn't some voyeur. Although, I'm not afraid of people peeping at me, after all, I often peep at myself, but when doing this kind of thing, I always want as few people to see as much as possible. Listening to the footsteps that were fading away, I had doubts in my heart. It seems that we haven't encountered any other players since we entered the Land of Chaos, and the footsteps just now are clearly made by humanoids, so could it be that there are people who are just as interested in this place as we are, and the design is extremely unsuccessful? Driven by curiosity, I chased after the faintly audible sound of footsteps.
The pace of movement was fast, and I turned on the speed burst to barely keep up. I carefully kept the maximum distance to follow to avoid being spotted by the person in front. Suddenly, the footsteps in front of me stopped, and I secretly exclaimed in my heart, "Oops", could it be that I was discovered? I hurriedly slowed down my pace, and at the same time used my advanced stealth technique, and began to enter a stealth state, slowly leaning towards that side.
It was a small clearing in the woods, and there were many people standing faintly, and I cleverly chose a bush that was not very dense as a cover, and hid it, so that I could see what was going on there and hide myself well.
It was a group of paladins dressed in uniform silver chainmail, numbering about twenty, maybe a little more, and they sparsely surrounded a little girl with a slightly childish face and a suit of armor. She was dressed in shiny half-length armor, with a large ancient Roman traditional script "A" carved on her chest, and a five-finger-wide pure black two-handed sword pinned to her waist without a scabbard, and the end of the long sword and the hilt of the sword were also carved with the same pattern, and the white cloak gently swayed the hem in the breeze.
The soft light blonde hair was simply halved and draped over the shoulders, with a hint of languidness in her blue eyes and a smile on her pretty countenance. She is like a full moon, quietly emitting watery light and heat in the boundless night.
"Elena-sama, please don't run anymore and go back with us." One of the paladins who appeared to be the leader stepped forward, like the woman who said with a little respect.
Elena? As soon as I heard the name, my heart moved, could it be that the smiling Elena in the mouth of the Black Dragon King was her, a girl who seemed to have just come of age? He told me to pay attention to this woman, and I didn't expect to run into this woman by accident a little more than an hour after entering the chaotic place. What is the origin of this group of paladins surrounding her? I squatted in the grass anyway to watch the big show.
"Go back? Where to go back? Elena's voice was soft, and, like her countenance, slightly childish. His eyes were a little misty, and he looked at the people in front of him, as if he was looking at a place infinitely far away.
The little leader groaned for a moment, then bowed slightly, because he was wearing a steel helmet that covered his face, so I couldn't see his expression, but from the tone of his voice, he was a little helpless: "Dear Lord Elena, I am the captain of the seventh squad of the Silver Angel Knights, Grimlock. Now lead all twenty-two members of this team, and I implore you to give me a face, and come with us to see Lord An Wei'er. Then, in obedience to the will of the Lord God, Lord Alvier will personally escort Lord Elena to Alcatraz. ”
"Alcatraz?" Elena raised her left hand and bit the nail of her index finger, then tilted her head slightly to the side, fixed her gaze on the body of Grimlock, and smiled a little, "Do you think people who have been to that damn place would want to go again?" ”
"That's what the Lord God meant!" Grimlock hurriedly said, "We are also acting on orders, and I hope that Lord Elena will not embarrass us." ”
Elena withdrew her gaze and began to look at a certain point in infinity again: "When did Anweier become the mouthpiece of the Lord God, it turns out that this is not all Nellia's job?" ”
Grimlock replied truthfully, "Lord Nellia has been cultivating hard lately, in order to prepare for the upcoming tournament against Fleminna. ”
"If you don't say it, I've really forgotten about it." Elena shook her head slightly, as if lamenting the poor memory of her memory, "Lately, it seems that something has to be forgotten. ”
"Lord Elena, you are a noble person, how forgetful." Grim Rock patted his ass.
Elena tilted the corners of her mouth in confusion, and then turned to ask Grimlock, "I heard that the paladins of the Silver Angel Order are comparable to high-level priests in healing, is this true?" ”
Grimlock smiled hesitantly, although he was modest in his words, but his tone was full of pride: "Where, where, that's misinformation from outsiders, it's really too much to look up to our Silver Angel Regiment." However, our paladins are indeed adept at healing sick flesh with the power of the Light. ”
"Heal the sick flesh." Elena bit her fingernails again, "I wonder how effective it is to reconnect the severed limb?" ”
"What?" Maybe Elena spoke too softly, and Grimlock asked.
"I mean, you paladins are okay with severed limbs? It is to take the severed hands and feet back to the body. ”
Grimlock touched his chin with his right hand, and then replied affirmatively, "Divine Charism is specifically used to restore damaged bodies, and it can also be used to reconnect severed limbs. However, this spell is too mana-intensive, and we rarely use it in general. ”
"Really? That would be great. A smile widened into Elena's face, and I saw her quietly place her right hand on the hilt of the greatsword pinned to her waist, and she paused before continuing, "Grimlock, why don't we play a game?" ”
"Game?!" Grimlock looked up, a little puzzled.
"You've been following me like bedbugs for three days. For the sake of the face of You being An Wei'er's subordinates, I have never killed you. But you mistake politeness for a blessing and come back to harass me again and again. I'm annoyed now. Elena twitched the broken hair in her ear, "I've decided to kill you all one by one." However, I don't want to simply knock you out. Let's do it another way. ”
As she spoke, a white light suddenly flashed from Elena's waist, fleeting, faster than lightning that pierced the night sky. Elena's right hand, which was still holding her hair just now, now hung quietly at her side, and in her hand she held tightly the giant sword that was originally pinned to her waist, and the red blood flowed silently along the blade near the ground, converging to the tip of the sword, turning into drops of blood and falling into the grass below. The Grimlock helmet standing opposite her didn't know when it was knocked to the ground ** meters away, his face was full of pain, he covered his left arm with his right hand and knelt on the ground, and his mouth was full of cold air. I don't know when a translucent yellow bullet-like protective film was covered on the outside of the body.
Elena reached out the greatsword in her hand, tapped the protective film, and raised her eyebrows: "Holy Shield." This move of the paladin is really shameless. Still, you're a little slower to react. Elena raised her left hand, as if she had thrown something in front of Grimlock. I looked closely, and it was a severed hand, one of Grimlock's, cut off at elbows. Could it be that moment? Cold sweat began to break out on my forehead.
"Captain!" The Grimlock men who surrounded Elena saw that Elena suddenly attacked her leader, and they all rushed towards Elena in a hurry. Unfortunately, they fell to the ground before they could take a step. No, to be precise, they fell before they could even take a step. Because, all of their thighs have been cut off by the roots. A group of people were like wheat cut by a sickle in the autumn field, lying on the ground in unison, wailing and the thick smell of blood permeating.
Elena took a deep breath and looked very intoxicated: "It smells so good, even though I just had lunch, my stomach can't help but be a little nervous." ”
I listened to her words and subconsciously reached out to cover my mouth, could it be that this woman eats human flesh? The thought of this makes me feel sick and I feel like I'm going to vomit.
Grimlock's teeth cracked, and he opened his round eyes and yelled at Elena, "You have hurt so many of my brothers, even if you are an oracle, I will not let you go." ”
Elena said disapprerovingly: "It doesn't matter, you can come whenever you want, and you can wait for you at any time." However, you have to cultivate a little stronger before you come to me. I think it's so boring to end today before it even starts. ”
"My lord, Lord Ann Wei'er, the righteous judge, will surely seek justice for us." Grimlock said hatefully.
"An Weier? I'm looking forward to fighting her again. Not now, though. Still smiling tepidly, Elena turned her head to Grimlock, "You know what? Recently, there have been very powerful man-eating monsters here. You've shed so much blood, and the smell is so strong, that monster's nose is very smart. ”
The pupils of Grimlock's eyes contracted suddenly, and he muttered, "Demon ......"
Elena casually thrust the giant sword in her hand into the ground, just like a breakfast shop clerk picking a sausage with a toothpick, very casually inserted the broken leg of a member of the Silver Angel Regiment, and then casually flung it behind her, and the broken leg drew a low parabola and disappeared into the dense forest not far away. Elena cleared her throat and said, "Then let's start the game now." According to the general rule, the man-eating monster will appear in ten to fifteen minutes. If any of you find your broken leg, make a successful connection, and escape from the monster's mouth, find me again. I will follow you to see An Weier without complaint. Otherwise, I'm sure everyone knows it. ”
"Elena, you demon!" Grimlock roared.
"Demons?" Elena's eyes drifted to infinity again, "People who haven't been to Alcatraz don't know what a real demon is. As he spoke, there was another flash of white light, and Grim Rock, who had passed the protection time of the Holy Shield Skill, was also instantly removed from his two legs.
"Master Grimrock, you're no exception." Elena picked up Grimlock's severed leg with her sword and flung it backwards in the same way, "To spice up the game, I'm going to move your precious legs a little farther away. Come on, comrades, don't let me down, I'm waiting for you to come back to me. ”
Elena threw everyone's broken legs into the dense forest behind her, and then calmly stepped over Grimlock's body to prepare to leave. After walking a few steps, she suddenly stopped again, turned around, and raised a finger: "Big brothers, you have to look carefully, don't treat other people's legs as your own, it's fun." Finally, good luck to all of you. ”
This should be her last sentence, and after saying that, her body disappeared in a blur.
Hiding in the bushes, my clothes almost soaked with sweat, I finally got a little understanding of the Black Dragon King's words: Elena, she's a lunatic.