Chapter 86: I actually mixed Lao Tzu with water
Zhang Yongming: ???
Before he could react, he seemed to step on something, and then a huge pull pulled his right foot up with a sharp pull.
Who has nothing to do with this to set up a trap on the academy mountain, lacking virtue or not?
"Damn, you little fat man, it's a good thing to be a bad man." The voice rang out again.
Then Zhang Yongming, who was hung upside down, saw a white-haired figure suddenly burst out from between the bushes, and God knew that the other party had just hid there.
I saw that the other party picked up a white fruit next to the trap and turned around and ran, without any intention of letting him down.
Zhang Yongming couldn't help but be a little anxious, there are very few people here, mainly the place where the high-level of the academy keeps spirit beasts in captivity, and he didn't pay much attention to this side before, if he was hung here, who knew that he would be hung for a few days.
Although he was disheartened, he had no masochistic tendencies at all......
"Senior, senior, don't go, can you let me down first......" he shouted anxiously.
But the other party didn't care about him, and slipped into the woods and disappeared.
No, what the other party took just now seems to be Bai Cen fruit, isn't that the group of spirit monkeys that Xiao Jiao cultivated, the most precious fruit.
Last time, there was a student who was greedy, and after eating one, he was chased and beaten by the group of monkeys for a long time.
That group of spirit monkeys did not cultivate, but their strength was infinite, their brute strength was comparable to that of the four heavens of martial cultivation, and they had a cunning temperament, they were good at gang crimes, and more importantly, their means were extremely insidious.
In addition to not being able to speak human language, those monkeys are basically no different from people, and they are very smart.
Sure enough, after a while, a group of monkeys with a pinch of golden retrievers on their heads and strong muscles all over their bodies chased after them angrily.
The leading monkey first sniffed on the ground, and then looked at Zhang Yongming, who was hanging from the tree, with a trace of contempt in his eyes, and a "hiss" sound in his mouth.
Then he continued to chase after the smell with a group of strong monkeys.
Zhang Yongming: ???
Am I being despised by a monkey?
Wait a minute, why don't you come back for me......
Zhang Yongming, who was already holding back the fire in his belly, couldn't hold back any longer.
I was humiliated in front of the people I liked, and I was embarrassed.
I accidentally stepped on this trap of lack of morality.
Now even a bunch of monkeys are starting to despise him.
This series of blows made him completely collapse.
"Ahhh......h
I saw him straighten up, then twist his waist violently, and finally grab the rope tied to his leg.
With a hard pull, there was a "snap", and the rope broke in response, and he finally got rid of the shackles.
"Fucking dead monkeys." Zhang Yongming roared angrily, and then chased in the direction where the monkey left, as for whether he could beat it for a while, he didn't think about it at all.
However, just as he chased after him, the scene in front of him made his jaw drop completely.
I saw that the group of spirit monkeys, known for their infinite strength, were attacking the white-haired old man frantically, scratching or scratching, kicking and biting.
However, the claws that were comparable to the power of the four heavens of the martial arts fell on the old man, but they couldn't even break through the other party's clothes.
A group of monkeys were so anxious that they scratched their ears and cheeks, but the old man was as steady as Mount Tai.
I also picked up the white fruit from time to time and nibbled on it.
It was as if every bite had been gnawed into the hearts of the monkeys, and it was as if they were crazy.
Zhang Yongming couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his eyes, and the anger in his heart just now completely dissipated at this time.
Obediently, this group of monkeys is so fierce that they don't speak, if he goes up by himself, one of them can beat him down, and if he comes to two, he will return to the west.
But the old man in front of him, whose aura cultivation is only a double heaven, how did he manage to be unharmed?
This question has been hovering in his mind for a long time.
After half a bang, the monkeys were so tired that they collapsed on the ground like a school of dead fish, panting for breath.
Although they have great strength, they have never cultivated, let alone have the blessing of spiritual energy, and it is only a matter of a few minutes under the full attack, and they can be described as a hegemon in the mountains before.
Ever since the old man came, their position had been challenged again and again.
The white cone fruit is the main ingredient in their monkey wine, and the taste is so unique that they are usually reluctant to eat one of them.
But the old man came to steal the fruit every now and then, and wanted to steal their wine to drink, which made them unbearable.
One man and one beast have fought each other several times, and they have also managed to disgust each other once or twice.
This time, I thought that pouring out of the nest would teach this old man a lesson.
Who knows, the other party is as hard as this Xunlu Mountain, and the corners of his clothes have not wrinkled for a long time.
With their little brains, they really can't figure it out, the two-legged beasts they usually encounter are not like this.
The white-haired old man also finished eating the fruit at this time, licked his lips with satisfaction, and then began to look around.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, as if he had seen some treasure, and he ran to the leading monkey with an arrow.
One snatched a small gourd from the monkey's back.
The leading monkey king bared his teeth, instinctively wanting to protect the gourd, but how could it be the old man's opponent when it was already exhausted.
I could only watch the gourd that I regarded as a treasure being snatched by the other party.
The old man unplugged the gourd, and a strong but fragrant smell of wine came to his face.
"Good things, good things, Old Man Xiao is not authentic, the monkey wine I gave me must be mixed with water, compared to what these monkeys made by themselves, it is too far behind."
As he spoke, he took the gourd and poured it into his mouth.
I don't know what kind of fruit this monkey wine is made of, although this degree is not high, but the taste is indeed excellent, and the liquor made from various exotic fruits is already rich in various miraculous effects.
The reason why this group of monkeys can have such magical power is also due to the monkey wine.
The strong liquor was swallowed by the old man in one gulp, and the vigorous vitality also flourished in his body.
"This time, it is estimated that I will be able to recover about 5 years of life."
It turned out that this old man was Mo Yu, he had come to the academy a month ago, and there were only three people in the academy who knew his true identity, Gongsun Wenhan, Qin Yuan and Qu Xiao.
Even Chief Xuruogu didn't know for the time being, he only thought that Mo Yu was dead, and Xuruogu was sad for a long time.
Mo Yu was not idle when he came to the academy, and by consulting ancient books, he also knew a lot of natural treasures that could restore or increase longevity.
It just so happens that there is one in the mountain behind the academy, and that is the monkey wine brewed by this group of spirit monkeys collecting fruits.
Previously, Xiao Jiaoxi was entrusted by Gongsun Wenhan to bring some to Mo Yu, but after Mo Yu tasted it, he felt that he had added too little, so he started to think of stealing wine.
It's just that this group of monkeys is too chicken thieves and has never succeeded.
This time, I finally grabbed a little, which was really different from the wine that Xiao Jiaoxi gave him before.
"That guy surnamed Xiao is really not authentic, he actually mixed Lao Tzu's wine with water."
Just when he was thinking about how to retaliate and go back, a fat man with dark clothes and ragged clothes rushed over from the side, looking at Mo Yu's eyes with a fine light.
"Senior, please accept the disciple......