The dragon slayer's mission was finally solved very satisfactorily, and I took Asoron's head to the mercenary office to make my regiment reach the D rank, while Tantari was anxious to bring this subordinate to visit the damn ogre tribe, and according to my guess, this guy must have cared about the dragon slayer's treasure and was in a hurry to raid the house. After informing everyone of the news of the successful completion of the mission, we chartered a tavern for a carnival in accordance with international practice, after all, we were the first corps to complete the most difficult team mission, in addition to the due rewards, our whole group also received free tickets to the sky city to directly watch the opening ceremony of the competition, no wonder this group of unscrupulous people were so happy that their jaws were about to fall to the ground. They fisted each other, toasted, and ripped off their clothes...... Actually, it's not a party, it's just that they like to let the loser take off his clothes, and some people always like to cheat. I sat in the corner and watched quietly as they laughed and teased each other, but I didn't get excited at all, there was a feeling of emptiness, according to the past, I was definitely the first to rush in, and I should have been the most energetic in picking up the clothes of Xiao Ni and the red-tailed fox.

"Boss!" The pants turned the faces of the two turtles to me, "Let's come and play." You're not here, and no one can suppress Little Nirvana. Look at me, if I lose, there will be no place to draw a turtle on my face, only my buttocks. ”

"Why don't you paint your little cock." Rasil let out a creeching cry, and a burst of laughter rang out all around him.

"." The beard of the pants began to shake irregularly again, "You think that the dwarf is small, and that thing is also small?" Just kidding, I'm going to scare you out of incontinence. ”

"You're bright, you're bright." Rasil and fleas clamored together.

"Bright on!" It is estimated that the pants were also too drunk, and he really began to untie his pants, but unfortunately before he could loosen the outermost trouser belt, he was already knocked to the ground by a group of little girls screaming. Accompanied by "Rogues! Obscene" and other women's unique screams, and the pants were ruthlessly trampled by countless pairs of feet. However, the pants did not fight back uncharacteristically, and he was happily peeping at the infinite scenery under the skirts of the beauties.

A bunch of living treasures, I smiled, and shook my head. Xiao Ni walked up to my side, put one hand on my shoulder, and asked with a concerned expression, "Sister Ikaruga, are you okay?" ”

"It's fine." Naturally, I shook my head in denial.

"Then I'll see how you ......" Xiao Ni still looked at me hesitantly.

"Maybe the task was completed ahead of schedule, but I didn't know that I should do some explanations, so I was a little confused." I tried to find a reason, to convince little Nirvana, but also to convince myself.

"It's fine. If my sister is unhappy, she must remember to find me to share her worries. "Xiao Ni, who has no heart, listened to my explanation without any doubts, smiled and went back to join the army of abusing pants.

I fell into deep thought alone, listening to Gao Li say that there are former members of the [Red Army] behind the game of "God Realm" and people from the Military Commission, the highest body, could it be that this person is Han Xue?! I immediately dismissed this unrealistic idea, Han Xue is now an unconscious vegetative person, and he has been for several years, how can a vegetative person do these things. But what if the news Gao Yanyan told me was fake? My head hurts again. So, I had to sweep everyone's excitement, say goodbye to them in a hurry, and find a hotel offline.

I removed my helmet, walked to the kitchen, opened the fridge, grabbed a can of beer, and walked out onto the balcony. Drinking cold beer in the cold wind in winter is really exciting. After only one sip, I was defeated, and being cool is no longer my age's forte. I washed my face and sobered myself up. Leaning back on the couch, I remembered a conversation my father had with me.

"I will never agree to the matter between you and Han Xue." I remember the first thing he said.

"Why?" This is my first question. Then, things went according to the tone that had been set at the beginning.

"Let me ask you first, do you know what Han Xue's IQ is?"

"Yes, two hundred and five."

"Do you know what an IQ of two hundred and five is?"

"I don't know."

"IQ is IQ (IntelligenceQuotient). Colloquially understood as intelligence, it refers to the ability to digitally, spatially, logically, vocabulary, create, remember, etc. A person with an IQ between ninety and one hundred is an ordinary intelligence, between one hundred and one hundred and two is a person with higher intelligence, and then up to one hundred and two is a person with excellent intelligence, and one hundred and four is what we call a genius, and Han Xue's IQ is two hundred and five. Do you know that Einstein's IQ is just over 160, and there are only four people in the world with an IQ of more than 200, four!! There are only four out of more than 9 billion people!! ”

"So what? Marriage doesn't require a person's IQ. ”

"You're playing dumb, aren't you? Han Xue is no longer an ordinary person because of her IQ. She is the property of the whole human race, and no one can possess her alone. Including you, including me. ”

"Joke!" I couldn't help it, "She's a person, not an object." She is her own, she can have all the happiness she can have, she loves me, I love her, we are going to get married. I came here today to ask you what you mean by respecting you, and you are saying these inconsequential things to me. I'm disappointed, Han Xue and I are going to get married, no matter who stops it, it's useless. ”

"I know you're as stubborn as your mother, and it doesn't make sense to be reasonable. Let's see, reality will make you realize everything. ”

The memory behind me was a bit blurry, and I vaguely remember punching him because he said bad things about my mother, and then I was thrown out by the security guards, and then I met the damn ** Yachiyo in the bar. And then ......

Suddenly, a sharp knock on the door interrupted my memory, and I hurriedly jumped out of bed and ran over to open the door. When I opened the door, I saw that it was my beautiful neighbor Rui Xin. Instinctively, I poked my head back into the living room, glanced at the big clock hanging on the wall of the living room, and then poked my head back and asked her strangely, "It's only a little past four o'clock, and there's still more than an hour to eat." You can't be overdoing the game and you can't even figure out the time. ”

"Play with you big-headed ghost. Let me in. Rui Xin pushed me away and rushed in at the door, and then looked around the room, as if looking for something, and at the same time she asked me, "Do you have a live show from around the world?" ”

"Global live? Yes. "Joke, with my skills, if there is a Pluto live broadcast, I can take it over, besides, I have been stealing the world's live broadcast signal for many years, and its fifth channel is still more popular after one o'clock in the evening.

"Quick, quick, fast. Take me to see it. It's about to start. Rui Xin anxiously tugged at my sleeve and urged me.

"What's about to start? The Secretary-General of the United Nations is re-elected to the General Assembly? I asked curiously, and then a serious question occurred to me, this girl couldn't be some stinking and long bad soap opera. I've got a lot of eyes, and if it were true, not only would I be severely harassed at mealtime, but the time period of the series would also be a nightmare for me in the future.

"What do you think, are you really an otaku who locks yourself in the house all day long, and doesn't listen to anything outside the window?" Rui Xin looked at me like she was looking at an alien.

I immediately yelled, "People who have girlfriends are not otaku, thank you." Tell me why you want to watch the global broadcast, and if you want to watch some non-nutritious soap opera, you might as well go back immediately. ”

"Oh, it looks like you really don't know." Rui Xin sighed, and then replied to me in a tone that seemed to save a child, "Today is the day of the engagement of Hansen Max Morgan, the legal heir of the Morgan Foundation, the first consortium in the United States, and Cecilia Ofi Freeman, the second daughter of the patriarch of the Freeman family, the second largest consortium in the United States. The combination of rich handsome guys and beautiful women who are famous all over the world is known as the most suitable golden boy and girl of this century. I heard that the engagement ceremony of the two of them cost more than five million dollars, how could I miss such a luxurious ceremony? ”

"Hansen Max Morgan?! And Cecilia Orfi Freeman?! "I seemed to hear a thunderclap on a sunny day, and I immediately froze in place. Oh my God, isn't this the Hansen brothers, who got engaged so quickly. Didn't you say it would take three months?

"Looks like you know both names. Looks like you're still saved. Rui Xin smiled and nodded, and then pulled up my sleeves again, "Why don't you still do it, why don't you hurry up and take me to watch the global live broadcast?" ”

Looks like you can see what the hell Hansen looks like today. I was overjoyed, and immediately took Rui Xin to pick a computer with the largest screen to sit down, and then connected to the signal of the global live broadcast, and the channel was three. The picture lit up, and it was okay to see that the ceremony had not officially started, but the people at the scene were already so crowded that it was impossible to count. Judging by the presence of so many people with cannon-like cameras and cameras, I feel that this is more like a press conference. A blonde, blue-eyed woman with yellow hair who looked like a host, was babbling into the camera and spitting out bird language that I wasn't very familiar with. Thankfully, these live broadcasts are now translated in real time at the bottom of the screen based on the received signals, so I don't have to listen in a fog.

After watching it for a while, I realized that Hansen, the pig, had chosen the location of the engagement conference on the south bank of the River Thames in London, England, and he had chartered the entire bar area there. Lao Mei just likes to play with flowers, and she is in the limelight, so she actually chose a lively and relatively private bar as the venue for life events. Now the host is located in the main venue, the "Fridge" bar. The entire bar venue is surrounded by thousands of roses, and on the small stage in the center of the hall, the pink curtain surrounded by flowers has the English name of the newlyweds written on it, and the candlelight turns the bar romantic, warm and sweet in the quiet and deep bar space.

"It's good to have money." At this time, Rui Xin exclaimed, "With so many roses and such a big venue, I am about to faint with happiness when I think about it." ”

Do women care about that? I glanced at her with slanted eyes, and looked at her intoxicated appearance of a little woman, and the goosebumps were about to come out all over my body, so I quickly moved away from her. Who knew she was faster than me, and before I could move my ass, one of Rui Xin's hands had wrapped around one of my arms, and then she leaned her head on my shoulder softly, and said softly: "Guo Yi, do you know? It's been a long, long time since I've received a flower from someone else. ”

Oh, some hint of a lonely woman? I felt a little stiff in my body, especially the part between my legs, and my heart beat for a while, and I immediately began to think crankily: I don't seem to have opened meat for a long time recently, and now the fat in my hand is right in front of me, isn't it...... The fridge is topped with powerful vodka and the most atmospheric red wines, the bathtub in the bathroom was just cleaned yesterday, and the bedside table has the most comfortable premium cover...... Oh, my God! I was almost pulling my hair, what the hell was I thinking? If rabbits don't eat the grass around the nest, am I not even as good as rabbits?

"Guo Yi." When I was in a hurry, Rui Xin suddenly called my name, which made my heart skip a beat. I saw her slowly raise her head, look at me blankly, and then smile a little, her lips lightly opened, "Don't forget to tell your robot to cook on time." ”

……

When I was about to spit out the 100,000-word curse words that had been brewed without even a comma in the middle, the tone of the host on the computer screen suddenly became excited, and the scene seemed to be chaotic.