Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Grumpy Demon Swordsman
The "she" in my eyes is actually not "she" but "him", but "he" is more like "her" than a woman, and "he" is a super shemale who was fucked by me with a pigeon, a man who is more feminine than a woman, the ice wind chime!
When the enemy saw each other, it was extremely red-eyed, and we almost simultaneously pulled out two knives from our waists and aimed them at the little white face on the opposite door. The sharp blade of the knife was as useless as if it had been cut into the air, and the two sides were at the same time. Then I remembered that any attack between teammates in the arena was ineffective. The two of them had no choice but to put away their blades, and physical attacks and magical attacks were ineffective, but vicious verbal attacks might not be ineffective. The two of them sneered, threw a murderous look at each other, their mouths rolled, and the spittle stars immediately began to flood in this small space.
"Slut, why are you here, acquaintance, hurry up and kill yourself and get out of the way." The Ice Wind Chimes roared at me with their hands on their hips.
Damn, you actually scolded me for being a slut, does this dead shemale still want to live? I sneered: "No matter how sassy you are, you can't act like a woman-like man." ”
"It's a game! Personal freedom! I can't help but make irresponsible remarks. The Ice Wind Chime replied with his chin raised.
"There's a good saying. It's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault when you walk out on the street and scary. I put on a very disgusted look, "As a man, it's not your fault that you have a daughter's heart, but it's not your fault to pretend to be a shemale and walk on the road to be scary, it's not right, Brother Wind Chime, oh, no, Sister Wind Chime!" ”
Ice Wind Chime's face was blue and red for a while, and it was estimated that I was very angry, and my mood suddenly improved. He gritted his broken teeth and said hatefully: "Don't talk nonsense, there is a kind of game over, go out and go heads-up." ”
"Oh, good men don't fight women, oh, I forgot, you're a shemale who is neither male nor female now, wahaha." I laughed, "Aren't you afraid that I'll release you again?" ”
Thinking of the last time I was released by my shameless pigeon, and waited alone in the gladiatorial arena for several hours, Ice Wind Chime suddenly felt that he was so faceless, and he was immediately annoyed and angry, and he swore loudly: "You ugly three-eight, a bold bastard, don't dare to fight me alone......"
I suddenly smiled at him, and then quickly entered the stealth state: "Dead lady, the game is on, you play slowly alone, I flashed first, haha." ”
Ice Wind Chimes flickered for a moment, and then realized that he was now in the arena of competition, opposite two unknown opponents. She took out her twin knives and roared angrily: "Turtledove, you remember for me, there will be no good life for you with me." ”
At this time, I had already flashed out the door, found a corner of the pillar with a good view, but was very hidden, and sat down quietly, ready to watch the big play. Coming out of the opposite door were two unusually tall savages, one with a two-handed axe and the other with a two-handed club. The axe and the stick were a hundred X-and-L sizes, the axe was shining green, and the stick was dark red, and they seemed to be sophisticated weapons blessed with magic. Now I don't even think about winning or losing, but I just want to see the ice wind chimes deflated. Two fierce men are crazy and a ladyboy is dead, what a fierce scene.
The Ice Wind Chime came out of the room in a rage, and shouted at his throat, "Icardove, you dead woman, come out for me." "The way she looked at her was completely indifferent to the two barbarians on the other side, who didn't seem to be good.
The two barbarians didn't care about his contemptuous attitude, but began to evaluate the figure of the Ice Wind Chime, one of them pointed to the Ice Wind Chime and said: "Iron Man, I'll just say, it's not only the elves who have beautiful women, you look at the one opposite, except for the chest is a little flat, where is it not as good as the elves on the street." ”
The man named Tie Han nodded: "It's a pity, it's a pity to be honest and against a beautiful woman, and it doesn't feel good to destroy flowers with hot hands." ”
The appearance and figure of the ice wind chimes are indeed very good, so good that many girls in reality are jealous and faint, especially the fair skin, if it weren't for the natural dislike of BL, I would have the urge to rush up and touch it. However, if those two barbarians had known that the beautiful woman in front of them was actually the same sex with three legs as them, would they faint on the spot and declare us victorious?
We did win the next game, and it was easy, so easy that it was easier than the other side fainting. The Ice Wind Chime didn't know what magic was put on the knife, and the three knives dealt with the iron man, and after taking two sticks from another barbarian, the same three knives dealt with him.
"How did you do that?" I emerged from the shadows and was amazed.
"I don't have to tell you." Ice Wind Chime gave me a cold look and put the knife into its scabbard, "You just have to remember that you still owe me a duel." ”
I wondered why people with such great strength would give up the union they had founded and join Schilling, was Schilling really so attractive, why didn't I feel it at all?
I was thinking about it, but the ice wind chime thought I was ignoring him again, and frowned and scolded, "Dead woman, did you hear me?" ”
I came back to my senses when she yelled at her, and suddenly I had a prank in my heart when I looked at her angry face. I added a speed explosion to myself, and suddenly rushed in front of him, bent my body, reached out with both hands, and directly copied his whole person and held him in my arms. It is said that the ice wind chimes not only look and figure like a woman, but also weigh about the same as a woman, very light, and it is not difficult to hold it in your arms at all.
I hugged him and laughed: "The dead shemale can't imagine that you are so powerful, I am really impressed by you, why don't you dump Schilling and mess with me." ”
My action was very sudden, and the ice wind chimes didn't pay much attention, and when I hit him, he looked very flustered, his face "brushed" to the base of his neck, and he struggled to jump down, and while twisting and holding my hand, he shouted: "Dead woman, you are crazy, let me down." ”
How can I let her get her wish? I hugged her so hard that I didn't want to humiliate him, but now the Ice Wind Chimes are so interesting, and I think it's funny. I smiled and said, "You are so powerful that you are completely on par with Schilling, and it is too much of a talent to follow him, even if you don't follow me, it should be very good to mix alone." ”
Suddenly, my words were like a powerful tranquilizer hitting the body of the Ice Wind Chime, and he froze, and then turned his head to me, his face a little sad. My heart was pounding, wondering if my dog was spitting out something that wasn't ivory. Ice Wind Chime smiled bitterly, then sighed, "It's fate, you won't understand." ”
"Fate?!" I feel very puzzled, playing a game, everything is casual, has something to do with such a mysterious thing as fate? I was about to find out the roots, when the ice wind chimes in my arms suddenly disappeared, and then I felt my body lighten and my eyes flashed, and I returned to the familiar arena teleporter.
My hands were still holding an object, but there was nothing in my arms, and I looked very strange. I didn't go to the next game right after the last game. The words of the Ice Wind Chimes puzzled me. Could it be that the Ice Wind Chimes didn't lead the troops to surrender and belong to Schilling as rumored, but there was another hidden story?
I was thinking about things, but there was a loud thunderous noise behind me: "Chick, have you done it well?" Get out of the way, uncle, I'm fighting now, I don't want to delay entering the arena! ”
I hate it when people disturb me thinking about things, because it's more difficult to connect my train of thought when it's interrupted, and then I look stupid. I yelled back as I turned around, "Chick fart, your mom is chick." Don't you see I'm thinking about the problem, there are so many teleporters, you want this, are you looking for a draw? ”
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A group of people holding snow-bright weapons and wearing high-grade armor stared at me gloomily without saying a word, there were at least thirty of them, and they still looked like a group. It's not a scar on the face or a peculiar hairstyle, no matter how you look at it, it's definitely not a group of good people. Looking at the way they stared at me, especially the squinted dead fish eyes of the bald orc who seemed to be the boss of Eve who had just spoken, my heart suddenly felt a little hairy. This one...... Looks like I'm getting into trouble again. I was thinking about whether to say two good words and apologize with a high profile, turning big things into small things and small things, and suddenly remembered that players in Sky City can't PK at will. My waist suddenly hardened, my face turned horizontal, and my voice was much more heroic: "Look at it, it's you who scold, you who shout at the lady, do you have a father and a mother?" Hurry up and go back to elementary school, review the five lectures, four beauties, and three loves, and then give me a mix when I am familiar with them. ”
A thief-like guy with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks approached the bald orc with a cloudy complexion, looked at me with one eye and asked quietly, "Boss, is this the turtledove, the leader of the [Light and Shadow]?" ”
The orc boss frowned: "It's hard to say, there have been more and more dead women pretending to be turtledoves recently, and some of them look really like them, so I don't know if this is also a cosplayer." ”
Do they think I'm deaf, I can hear it clearly no matter how low the sound is at such a close distance, I'm a little angry, one is angry that there is a stupid X to pretend to be me, and the other is angry that they actually suspect that this one in front of me is not the deity. I'm not happy but I've done everything, no matter if you're five big or three rough or have a hideous face, I rushed up with an arrow and grabbed the orc boss by the collar and pulled him in front of me: "What are you talking about?" WHAT IS REALLY FAKE, BUT ALSO COSPLAYER. ”
The green-skinned fellow was dumbfounded by my sudden attack, but he just stared at me with wide eyes, his mouth closed tightly, and he didn't dare to move. It turned out to be an embroidered pillow that didn't work, and I laughed in my heart. At this time, the situation suddenly changed, and the orc boss's hands suddenly reached upward, and one by one, he staggered, and buckled the wrist of my right hand that was holding his collar tightly. The thirty-third style of the anti-wolf technique, the accurate action to deal with the chest attack, is this guy's hand still very fast...... It's a mistake, a masculine man, what a wolf, and thank God not being treated as a wolf by others.
What was he going to do next, to push me to the ground with a twist of his hands? The muscles in my whole body tensed instantly, and I thought to myself that if he dared to make a bad attempt, I would dismantle him. I stared at him with wide eyes and wariness, not sparing the slightest of his slightest move. Who knew he made a move that made my jaw drop.
He turned sideways, turned his head to the brothers behind him, and shouted with joy: "Brothers, do you see, I have held the wrist of the first beauty of the "God Realm" turtledove, with a circumference of 15 centimeters, it is definitely genuine, brothers, I said it, it is clearly written on the yellow calendar, and it is true that when you go out to meet a nobleman, it is true." Wha. ”
I'm fainting, wrist girth! There are also people who remember broken things, and I haven't paid attention to them since I was a child. The brothers of the orc boss seemed to be very excited when they heard his words, and one by one they came up to check the trend of the circumference of my wrist. I immediately patted the orc boss on the shoulder and said in a cold tone, "Can I trouble you to turn your body a little?" ”
Listening to my request, the orc boss was a little surprised, but still made a standard 180-degree turn according to my request. "Turtledove beauty, that's enough." The orc boss still had the heart to ask me if I was satisfied.
"That's a great angle." I pretended to be happy to answer him, then raised my left foot to his ass and kicked him hard while yelling, "Die, you dare to tease me like this, and I'll get someone to bury you back to life." ”