Chapter 57: Stars
It's almost thirty, and people are old, and their energy is not good. Looking at the jubilant crowd, I always feel that there is a tendency for my eyelids to fall down, and when I look at the time, obediently, it is more than two o'clock in the morning. I hurriedly said goodbye to Hansen and the others, and went to bed.
Go to bed early and get up early, go to bed late, naturally get up late. I slept so comfortably this night, and I slept until one o'clock in the afternoon. However, these two dumpling hands seriously weakened my sense of refreshment. I can't hold a toothbrush in my hand, and I can't touch the water, so I have to rely on Cindy to wash my face and brush my teeth. But I looked at Cindy as if she was brushing the toilet with a brush, and then wiped it with a rag when she was done, and that toilet was my head. In order to prevent such insults from happening again, I wisely went to the hospital to see if I could free my hands. The result is not good, the doctor said that my hand bandaging treatment was timely, so the recovery is very fast, the left hand can be liberated, but the right hand is seriously injured, and it will take a few days. I successfully evolved from an armless zombie to a one-armed knife king, or a left-handed knife king, and I don't know whether to cry or laugh.
The first thing you need to do is turn on your computer and surf the Internet. Anyway, I haven't sent fresh New Year's goods to my boss Tang for a long time, and when I saw that the mailbox was filled with all kinds of foul language from that brutal capitalist, it was really strange how such a rotten person could marry such a beautiful wife and give birth to a healthy little girl smoothly. Isn't this kind of person a legendary peerless treasure who can only give birth to a son without **? However, this guy still has a little conscience. He still thanked me for my answer that I should cooperate with "Game Eye", after all, that cooperation was very big for all aspects of his baby website, and he transferred 10,000 yuan from the profit to my account.
With the means of taking people, I quickly used one-finger Zen to frantically type on the keyboard, made some good articles and videos and sent them back. Philosophers say that people who work are beautiful and happy, but why do I feel that I am so tired of being exploited? As soon as the work at hand is over, get on the game and relax.
The sky of "The Divine Realm" is still so blue, the wind of "The Divine Realm" is still so gentle, and the characters of "The Divine Realm" are still so sexy...... Uh, I mean the one that's coming towards me. The S-shaped curve is the most basic, and the beautiful appearance does not need to be described nonsense, the focus is on the pitiful clothing on her body, and the little belly button with a ring on the pink little belly, and the big eyes that are not sultry everywhere. It's too sassy, we say it's not easy to be a woman to this extent. It can be seen that this woman (in the game) has a bit of an oversecretion thyroid gland secretion.
"Are you Miss Ikaruga?" The woman greeted me and asked me in a seductive but respectful tone.
"I'm a turtledove, but not a miss, thank you." I was politely humorous.
The woman didn't know if she was really humorous by me or deliberately agreed to me, pursed her lips and smiled, or the word, Sao. She began to introduce herself without hurry: "I am the deputy head of the [Pink Rose Regiment], Ali Rosa, you can call me Xiaosha." ”
"Oh." I nodded, "May I ask what Xiaosha is doing to find a contemptible person?" "As the saying goes, if you don't have anything to do, you don't go to the Three Treasures Palace, I don't think she likes to talk to someone when she has nothing to do, she must have something to say to me.
"People say that turtledoves are quick to talk, and today it seems that their character is indeed bold." Xiaosha is really good at complimenting people, but it's a pity that my skin is too thick and I don't feel it at all.
I frowned, I have never had a good impression of such a sassy woman, I sarcastically said: "If you have something to say, don't play the crappy duo anymore." I still have things. ”
Xiaosha's belly is not small, I stimulated her so much, she was not annoyed, and still said unhurriedly: "I do have something to ask for." Our head of the group, Kaffee Nair, wants to invite you to the dark incense tavern for a small gathering, I wonder if the turtledove can appreciate the face? ”
Caffitnell? I suddenly remembered that it was the guy who knocked me over with a big grin last time. Could it be that today's conscience found that I had to hold a banquet to apologize? For white food, there are only four big words I want to say, and those who come will not refuse. I didn't hesitate at all and directly called that Xiaosha (in fact, I really wanted to call her Xiaosao) to lead the way, and went straight to the dark fragrance tavern. On the way, Xiaosha enviously expressed a strong concern for my mount, the White Tiger Meiyu, which greatly satisfied my vanity. For the sake of her slapping the ass without a trace, I let her touch Mei You twice, but, looking at Mei You, it looks like she is the same as me, and she is a dick and a woman. What else can I do but snicker? Women, it's better not to be too sassy, otherwise you won't even like you on all fours.
The Dark Tavern is located in Kafira, a small city at the junction of the White Elves and human territories. Kapphira is in the middle of a small plain, nice environment. As soon as I entered the tavern, I was almost blown to the ground by a burst of perfume smells mixed with more than 20 kinds of various flavors, and then looked inside, obediently, this is a brothel or an X girl draft. The space is almost filled with all kinds of beauties, all races, and there is a warbler and swallow language.
Seeing my reaction, Xiaosha explained in surprise: "This is a small base of our trade union, and our [Pink Rose Regiment] is a woman except for the head of the group, which is a man. ”
"Is your captain a stallion?" I naturally asked, and I read some YY novels when I had nothing to do during this time, and the questions I asked began to be a little YY.
"Stallions?" Xiao Shaleng paused for a moment, and then immediately understood what I meant, and she smiled, "Our head is very serious, you must not think of him crookedly." ”
Want to be crooked? I snorted in my heart, look at the scale and grade of this gentle township, only a eunuch would be in it and sit still. Alas, that sister over there has a good sense of flesh, as if she went up and pinched two handfuls. The one next to her is not bad, eh, her ass is knocked so high, it should be very elastic.
Just as I rubbed my hands together and wondered if I might make some surprise attack and cause some chaos, down the stairs leading to the second floor, a white elf woman wearing a bikini and a transparent apron came down. She glanced at Xiao Sha and greeted directly: "Xiao Sha, you brought someone here, the head of the regiment is waiting on it." ”
This sister is also very punctual, especially the pair of breast enlargements that are about to come out. I couldn't help but look at Xiaosha's breasts and make a comparison, and the results were comparable. Finally, I looked at my own ...... Fortunately, there is no inferiority in momentum.
When I arrived at a small box on the second floor of the tavern, I finally met Caffettnell, the leader of the Pink Roses. A regimental leader who was being pulled around by seven or eight women, looking at his expression in pain. As soon as Xiaosha and I walked in the door, the Kaffee Nair looked like a savior, and quickly got rid of the entanglement of those women and rushed to us: "Xiaosha, it's great that you really brought the turtledove." Then, excitedly, he grabbed my hands, "It's an honor for Miss Ikaruga to be able to see it." ”
Honor, I see you're using me as a shield right now, and I already feel a lot of hostile eyes piercing me like cold spears.
"Everyone! I have something important to discuss with Miss Ikaruga, so please avoid it, thank you. "When Caffitnell said that, I felt like I was in an ice cellar. I wouldn't be surprised if I was told that I had been attacked by such and such a spell. However, it seems that those beauties are still very obedient to Kafitnell, and they all obediently went out after listening to his words, and no one complained.
Kaffee Tenael looked at the beauties who were exiting the room one after another, and saw that Xiaosha was still standing in place and did not move, so he added: "Xiaosha, you should also avoid it." ”
"Me?!" Xiaosha seemed a little surprised to hear Caffitnell's words, but she was only surprised for half a second, and she also threw me a very clear look and withdrew.
After all the idle people were dispersed, I couldn't help but ridicule Caffitnell and said, "Can't you see it, you really have a set of pickling girls." It's not difficult to soak a beautiful girl, and it's not difficult to soak a group of beautiful girls, but it's difficult to make a group of beautiful girls obey them all on the premise of being in the same room. ”
"Miss Ikardove, I'm smiling at you." It seems that Caffitnell is not a fool either, and he heard the irony in my words. He smiled wryly, pulled over a chair, invited me to sit down, and then sighed: "If I continue to be tossed by them like this, I don't think I will live to be thirty years old." Miss Ikaruga, let's not talk about this. Allow me to apologize for accidentally hitting you on the street last time. ”
"You came here to apologize, it's not just to apologize, it's as simple as that." I generously crossed Erlang's legs, accepted his apology, and asked at the same time.
"The turtledove is quick to talk, and it is exactly the same as the rumors. Then I'm not polite. Kaffee Nair nodded, "This time I specially asked Xiaosha to invite you over, in addition to apologizing, there are indeed some other things." ”
I bowed my head slightly, motioning for him to look down. Caffitnell was also unambiguous, and began to talk endlessly: "Let me introduce myself first, in the game, my name is Caffitnell, a thirty-third level dragon knight, with average equipment, except for a helmet and a ring that are A-grade, the others are all big road goods." In real life, I'm Korean, my name is Kim Tae-yan, and I'm an actor. I hope I can get your help. ”
As soon as I stabilized my buttocks, gasped, picked up the teacup, and drank half a sip of tea to moisten my throat, I listened to his self-introduction, and directly squirted the tea that had not been swallowed in my mouth with a "poof". "Kim Tae-yan?!" I shouted, "Actor Kim Tae-yeon?!" The Kim Tae-yeon who acted in the TV series "Orange Summer"? ”
"You've watched that TV too?" Caffitnell looked at me a little overjoyed, and then said modestly, "That film was not very satisfying, and it made you laugh." ”
"Not satisfied?!" My voice was an octave higher. "Orange Summer" is a youth idol romantic drama with 35% of the super high ratings in South Korea this summer, in which the male protagonist Kim Donghu is starring Kim Tae-yeon, this handsome guy who was already very popular in South Korea has begun to become popular all over Asia with this series. 35% of the ratings, which TV station will not let the director laugh on the ground, and some people still say that they are not satisfied!
And now, arguably the most popular handsome boy in Asia, Kim Tae-yan, sits across from me in "Divine Realm", I mean an advanced simulation game, asking for my help. You say this kind of thing happens to you, can you not spray water?
It's not like someone is trying to make fun of me. I thought to myself, casting a suspicious look at the other party.
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