Chapter 8 The Pants of the Pants

Han Xue, the living Han Xue appeared in front of me again. It no longer matters whether this is an illusion or a dream, the familiar smile touches the deepest thoughts, and tears rush out like a river bursting its banks. For a moment, I felt a little guilty again. Gao Yanyan, I'm sorry for you. No matter how hard I try, Han Xue still occupies the place in my heart that should belong to you. The softest part of my heart was gently stung by something, and everything had become indifferent.

However, good times are always short-lived. I reached out to touch the eternal figure in my heart, but the world in front of me was shattered into countless pieces like a shattered mirror. The concrete floor beneath my feet also fell apart at once, cracking into countless irregular fragments, and fell with me towards the bottomless dark abyss.

I don't know how long I fell in this endless void, as if I had suddenly hit something, and a sharp pain suddenly came from my elbow, tearing at my fragile nerves. I screamed silently, my eyes glaring, and a blinding light swept over all the visions around me. In a trance, I seemed to hear some familiar sounds...

"What are you doing, pants. Don't harass the boss for a lunch break. ”

"It's my business. It was she who slept in such an ugly position that she fell out of her seat. ”

"Nonsense! What you just did fussily... Don't think that others don't know, you always want to take advantage of the boss. ”

"You're just a fuss. If I want to take advantage of the boss, do I need to be sneaky? ”

"Shut up for me, and help the boss up first."

Then, I felt several hands holding my body and lifting me somewhere.

I opened my eyes and looked to the side in a daze, and saw that my unscrupulous men were like crappy porters, carrying me up to my seat: "What are you doing here?" ”

"Look, it's all your fault, waking up the boss's sweet dream." The pants yelled angrily at the flea on the side.

"I'm arguing?" Flea immediately glared back, "It's obviously how you are." and dare the wicked to sue first. ”

"What did you say?"

"That's enough." I stopped their argument with a snap and cursed, "What a fart." Put me down first. I myself have hands and feet. "The unscrupulous people are in a hurry again. When I finally sat down, I felt a pain in my head and hurriedly reached out and rubbed my temples. Xiao Ni was very considerate and handed over a cup of hot water. I took it, "goo-goo-goo

"It's still a little bit of a conscience." A glass of water in my stomach, I feel a lot better, "What just happened?" ”

"Isn't it that the little pervert wants to take the opportunity to do something nasty?" Little Nirvana pretended to answer me casually.

"Who is the little pervert? Who wants to take advantage of the opportunity to do something shady? The pants jumped up immediately.

"I didn't say it was you, why are you jumping out in such a hurry? Is your heart weak? "Little Nirvana is a lord who is not afraid of anyone.

"Iβ€”" This time the pants were speechless.

I don't have the heart to mess with their bickering. I looked up and saw that the man in black who told my fortune was gone, so I asked the members around me, "Do you know where the fortune teller in black has gone?" ”

"The Man in Black?" "Fortune teller?" When I saw the confused looks on everyone's faces, I knew they didn't know anything. Could it be that everything just now was my Nanke dream? However, this is also all too true. It was so real that I couldn't convince myself that what I had just done was just a dream. Regardless of this for now, I'll figure out what the so-called pervert incident is.

I cleared my throat, sat upright, or at least went up with a bit of the boss's majesty, and began to investigate. I asked the flea, "What just happened?" ”

Before the flea could speak, Remia rushed to say, "Sister Turtledove, he is so disgusting with his pants." Turn over your skirt while everyone is not paying attention and want to see you... Look at your... Look at your panties. It's disgusting. ”

"Who looks at the boss's panties, you... You're spewing blood. The neck of the pants was red and thick, and he argued, "I just wanted to get my glasses back." ”

"Glasses, what glasses? Do I need to flip my skirt to find glasses? "Things are in the bag, the bag is pinned to the waist, not hidden in the crotch of the pants." ”

"How can you judge the boss by common sense?" The pants are obviously not as confident as they were just now.

"You mean I'm not a normal person anymore?" It's a rare opportunity, this time it's not good to tease the pants, that's really a shame to God.

"I didn't say that." The pants bowed their heads.

"Pants, in fact, if you want to see my panties, you just have to say it. We've been friends for so much time, and I can fulfill this little wish. ”

"Really?" The pants immediately raised their heads with bright eyes,

"Do you want to see it now?"

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"Boss, I hate you, woo woo woo." The self-esteem of the pants was greatly damaged.

"Pants, you've seen mine, let's see yours too." I made a mischievous suggestion.

"Boss, don't." The pants screamed. However, now is not the time to show our love, and the unscrupulous people did not hesitate in the slightest, just pressed his pants down, and then began to pick his pants.

What do you say about a dwarf pee with only a pair of white boxers decorated with small red strawberries on the lower half of his body? I don't know about others, but I was laughing and my stomach hurt anyway.

"Pants, how come you, like your toad brother, like little Nene with a strawberry pattern." I was holding my stomach and couldn't straighten my back.

The pants shook his mustache angrily: "Idordove, you have angered me." And you Resir, if I still think of you as my best partner, you're finished. I'm going to break up with you. ”

Resier looked innocent: "Brother pants, what I said is just obeying the will of the group leader and acting as ordered." ”

"Fart. Before the boss finished speaking, you were the first to pounce. ”

"Everyone has curiosity. I'd also like to know what your panties look like, not to mention that your ID is a flying panty. "I wonder what these flying pants look like." ”

", these two fundamentally incompatible. You can still think of a piece to go. ”

"Who doesn't have a bit of divergent thinking when they play engineering." At the mention of engineering, Rasil's gaze became sacred, "Pants, we made that big bomb yesterday, and it seems that there are a few more parts, and I can't find a place to put them back." ”

"Extra parts?" The pants showed a hint of suspicion, and temporarily forgot that he was still wearing only one pants, "Which ones?" Take it out and I'll take a look. ”

"It's these." Rasil pulled out some strange metal items from his bag, as well as a black iron ball the size of an ostrich egg.

The pants picked up the parts and looked at them carefully, and then his face suddenly turned green: "Old Lei, this is a safety device." You didn't put a safety device on the 'kamikaze-aix-six' high-explosive bomb, do you want to engage in international terrorism? ”

"Kamikaze Aix VI" high-explosive bomb! It was not uncommon for everyone to be accidentally injured by their bombs, and the conditional launch site staggered back a few steps, keeping themselves at a considerable distance from the black iron egg on the ground, and their faces were as solemn as deep water.

"This thing doesn't just explode." I stared at the black iron egg and asked.

"Don't worry, everyone." The pants tried to reassure everyone, "Have you ever seen a bomb that explodes without activating itself?" ”

Resir, on the other hand, was very interested in a small red button on the bomb: "Brother pants, this button doesn't seem to be on your blueprint." As he spoke, he actually stretched out a finger and pressed the button to himself.

Everyone present could clearly hear the sound of a metal mechanism turning in a "tap". The hands of the pants instantly grabbed his hair, a desperate look crawled all over his face, and he shouted hoarsely: "Old Lei, what are you doing?" That's the start button! ”

Well, in the most densely populated part of Sky City, a member of the Light and Shadow Corps pressed the activation button for a mysterious bomb whose power is not yet known. We're going to be famous again.