Chapter 315: Turning the Tiger Away from the Mountain

"Damn, you can have such a beastly idea, pants, I really underestimate you." In fact, I guessed the word glasses when I opened my pants early, but I didn't break them.

"Boss, I'm small, but my brain is not small."

I took him, but my face didn't blush. I put my glasses in his hands: "You owe me ten meals." ”

"Ten meals is ten meals." He snatched the glasses and put them on, then smiled at the siblings without changing his face.

"This is ......" asked the apples, who thought the pants and glasses looked very strange, so he asked suspiciously.

"Ahaha...... This brother of mine is a bit amblyopia. The light here is too poor. "I'm a little weak-hearted, and my words are a little incoherent.

"Well, I'm weak-sighted." The pants actually dared to answer, and I directly covered it with a head hammer.

"Idordove, this friend of yours is a little weird, hehe." Sima looked at his pants a little warily, then subconsciously moved towards me and asked, "That's ...... Turtle dove...... Remia, how are you doing? ”

"Remia?" I scratched my head and replied, "That doesn't seem good." In the 32-16 game, she was eliminated in our group, and she seemed to be very unconvinced. ”

"It's no wonder that the opponent is the Ice Wind Chime." Lady Pindo interjected, "That dead shemale isn't a vegetarian. Last time, it took me a lot of effort to get to a draw with him. ”

"Go, go, go." Sima snorted worriedly, "What a tie, obviously I was beaten all over the street, and I was embarrassed to say it." Adults talk less and don't interject. ”

"Brother Shangshang, you value sex over friends." Lord Pingduo was very angry at Sima Auntie's revelation of her shortness, and her little mouth pursed, which was really cute.

Sima shook his head apprehensively, ignoring her lovely sister, and continued to ask me, "Where is Remia now?" ”

"Unicorn Forest." The pants suddenly answered for me, and after a slight pause, he added, "Alone." ”

"Alone." I repeat it emphatically, key words.

"What a frustrated girl needs most is a considerate man's meticulous care, turtledove, are you right?" The pants raised his head to speak to me, but I knew that his words were actually speaking to Sima Worried.

I didn't answer, I just smiled at Sima Xin.

Sima was not a fool, and immediately understood what I meant, and nodded excitedly, "Yes." This brother really woke up the dreamer with a word. Ladies and gentlemen, then I will take my leave. ”

"Go ahead, no one will stop you. When Remia wants to ask, you say that I am afraid that something will happen to her, so I entrusted you to come over. I can't help you with anything else. I smiled.

"I owe you this, turtledove." Sima rushed outside in a hurry, and thanked me with a conscience before leaving, "In the future, if there is something to order, I will never give up." ”

"Brother Shangshang, you wait for me." When Lord Pingduo saw Sima running out nervously, she hurried to follow. At this point, the pants made a bold move—he suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Lady Apple's hand.

"I said beauty, your brother went to pick up girls. What are you going to do, do you want to make a light bulb? ”

"But......" Hearing the reminder from her pants, Lady Apple's steps hesitated.

"You and your brother can contact each other through the voice stone anyway, are you still afraid that he will run away?" I took off my glasses and tried to stuff them back into my bag, but I was robbed and killed halfway in time.

The pants sighed helplessly, and then put on a smile at Lord Pingduo, "Beauty, you don't have to worry. With me and Ikaruga by your side, you'll have a great time this night. ”

"My brother and I have always been together...... Lady Pindo said with a little frustration, but her frustration vanished as soon as the thing her pants pulled out of her package. It was a cute little gray-brown squirrel. Lady Pingduo's glasses lit up suddenly, "What is this?" ”

"The latest achievement of dwarf technology, the mechanical little squirrel." In a heroic tone, the pants said in a heroic tone like that of Lord Apple, "The appearance is no different from that of a real squirrel." However, you don't have to feed it, you don't have to worry about it excreting anywhere, and third, I can safely tell you that it will never bite. ”

"So amazing?" Lady Apple's severity is filled with longing.

"Of course." The pants smirked his beard, "I'm a high-level dwarf technician, the kind that is only one step away from a super engineering master." Do you like it? I can teach you how to play it. ”

"Is it really possible?" Lady Pindo carefully took the mechanical squirrel from her pants, and by this time her superior brother had already been thrown out of the clouds.

"Absolutely." The pants smiled and leaned up......

Damn, I secretly shouted in my heart, pants, you are really not simple, this trick is really clever. Use Remia to break Sima apart, leaving only Lord Pingduo. Look at the few big words written on his obscene face now, that is, "Lord Pingduo, I want to soak you". Unfortunately, Lady Pingduo was blinded by the cute little mechanical squirrel and turned a blind eye to the big pervert next to her. Pants, pants, I really underestimate you. It seems that your oil and water are obviously still very rich, and it seems that I have obviously not squeezed you enough.

Cute gadgets have the power to kill beauties like little girls, and there are many such stocks in the pants. Mechanical white rabbit, mechanical frog, mechanical small fluffy groove...... I said how he had so many. Khan, isn't it possible that dwarf engineers are part-time toy developers?

Regardless of him, judging by the way he looks, there should be no problem in getting Master Apple Duo alone. I'd better hurry up and get down to business. I walked over to the NPC who hadn't spoken a word all along, and explained what I was here for. After listening to my words, the NPC still didn't say a word, but made a gesture, facing me, spreading the palm of his right hand.

What a familiar action...... I skillfully pulled five gold coins out of my pocket and put them on them, and kept scolding "vampires, money fans, iron roosters" in my heart. The NPC glanced at the gold coins in his palm, still grimacing, and had no intention of withdrawing his hand. So, I obediently put another five gold coins on it. Still not stopping. Then I gritted my teeth and put five more on it...... It wasn't until my gold was almost piled up in his palm that the damn NPC smiled, grabbed his hand, retracted it, and began to introduce himself to me: "Psychic Jack Michaels, it's a pleasure to serve you. Divination, item identification, faction selection, and occult concentrations, which one do you want? ”

"Faction selection." I replied angrily. Damn, I don't know what I'm going to do to hack me so many coins. Do you want to eat it?

"Okay, please come with me." Michaels made a gesture of please and led me to a circular table with a large purple crystal ball in the center.

We sat across the table facing each other, and Michaels asked me, "What camp do you choose?" ”

"Absolute evil." There is no doubt about that.

"Absolutely evil?" Michaels smiled, "I like it." Place your right hand flat on the crystal ball. ”

I didn't know what he was laughing at, but I listened to him and put my hand on it.

"Alright, we're going to get started." Michaels' face froze, "Try to relax yourself, and it's best not to think about anything in your head." If you can't do it, just think about a white piece of paper, the kind that is very white, the kind that has no spots at all......"

"Got it, thanks." I unceremoniously interrupted him, "Can you hurry up." I'm busy. ”

"Okay, okay." Michaels probably also knew that he had a short hand at taking people, so he quickly listened to me and began to work. He closed his eyes and began to recite some obscure incantations. I'm thinking, it's so troublesome to choose a camp, and it looks like I can't figure it out if I don't jump back into the big rope.

Suddenly, a cold chill passed from the palm of my hand touching the surface of the crystal ball, into my arm, and then into my body, which felt a bit like playing a hanging bottle when I was a child. Not very comfortable. All of a sudden, my wrist was hot, as if it had been burned by something, and it hurt a little. The purple crystal ball under the palm of his hand exploded with a "bang", turning into a few wisps of green smoke. I was a little stunned.

Michaels, who was across from me, seemed to be startled, and even the sound of the crystal ball popping and the whispering disappeared at once, and the room was eerily quiet.

"What just happened?" I hurriedly asked Michaels.

"No...... I don't know......" Michaels was still dumbfounded, obviously not recovering from the scene just now.

"You say you don't know? You've taken a lot of money from me. I deliberately accentuated the words "a lot of money".

"You...... You give me your hand, and I'll look at it first. "Greed for money is recognized, and it is natural to collect money, but NPCs have their iron-clad rules, that is, if you take money, you must do things, and the amount of money is completely controlled by yourself, even if the lion opens his mouth, no one will care about the sky-high amount, but once you collect money, it must be completed with quality and quantity even if it is difficult. Otherwise...... Hmph, it's very likely to be deleted directly.

I handed my hand to Michaels, and I was very calm. You have taken my money, and now I am the master, and you are the grandson. If you can't give me a satisfactory answer, I'm going to go to the recycling station for the rest of my life.

Michaels held my hand and looked at it for a long time, then suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally found the reason." I said, the camp establishment ceremony that ordinary people can do in a few seconds failed when it came to you. And broke me a crystal ball. ”