It's almost the New Year, and there have been a lot of things lately, and someone got married on the weekend, and hemorrhage.

Bear with me if you want me to renew.

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I'm offline. After being humiliated, finding NPC theories was still used as a reason for the troublemakers to stay online after being locked up. I am a normal person and have no masochistic habits.

It's only two o'clock in the afternoon, and through the window I see that the sun outside is very good, and it is a good day to travel. I've been at home for so many days, and my body is about to rust. Especially for a long time, Gao Yanyan went on that damn confidential mission, and there was no news at all, and if I went down, I would even forget what a woman looked like.

Approaching the Spring Festival, it should be time for major shopping malls to conduct business wars. I began to wonder if I should go to Yintai and Women's Pedestrian Street, which have the largest flow of beautiful women, to squat for a while.

"It doesn't matter if you look at it, as long as you don't mess with the relationship between men and women, Gao Yanyan has always turned a blind eye." I comforted myself as I got some of my own things done. After getting dressed like a dog, I went out.

As I walked out of the room and turned around to lock the door, there was a creak and the door next to me opened. My new neighbor showed up at the door wearing a brand new summer uniform and carrying a sky blue smiling school bag, and it looked like she was getting ready to go out. Xiao Nizi's skin is pink, white and red, really cute. Youth is good.

She hadn't even gone out before she looked up and saw me. I smiled and was about to say hello to him, but her eyes widened suddenly, her willow eyebrows straightened, and she shouted: "Thief." Before I could react, he raised his leg and kicked me in front of the door.

A good move to split Huashan. I hurriedly leaned back in shock, the tips of her canvas shoes almost brushing my nose, and I could almost smell the rubbery smell of the new shoes. Obediently, are all the children nowadays so uneducated? Hit whatever you want. Fortunately, I have practiced, and I have survived until now under Gao Yanyan's master-level leg skills, and I still have the confidence to deal with this level of leg splitting of the little doll.

Hey. The little beauty is wearing a short skirt of the summer school uniform on the lower half of her body today, and there is no ** or safety pants in it, so vigorously she slaps her legs, and the wind that brings her skirt lifts up a little. My posture was leaning back again, my eyes were lowered, and I inadvertently caught a glimpse of her little Nene again. Pure white ......

The little beauty's eyes were very sharp, and she immediately noticed where my gaze was. Her pink face flushed slightly, and she shouted, "Pervert." "Leaning over, the other leg threw a side kick over, straight to my crotch dick.

Wow, it's too ruthless, you want me to become a eunuch and cut off my children and grandchildren. I hurriedly crossed my hands to block it, and the moment my palms touched her feet, I jumped far away backwards with the help of force, and distanced myself from her. I pointed directly at her and yelled, "Hey, little ghost." You're crazy, and you'll hit people when you see them. ”

The little beauty heard my shouting and was about to scold back, when suddenly, as if she had discovered a new world, narrowed her eyes and began to look at my face. Although I know that I am very handsome, and she is very handsome, but she also seems to have seen it for a long time.

"Hey, have you seen enough? I'm going to ask you for a fee. ”

"Hey, aren't you the uncle from yesterday?" The little beauty did not answer my words, but suddenly cried out as if she had come to her senses.

"I'm not thirty yet, not an uncle."

"Uncle, I see that you look quite decent, but I didn't expect you to be a thief. I advise you to turn yourself in quickly, or I'll be rude to you. ”

I was completely defeated, and it was difficult to get out once, but I didn't expect to be treated as a thief before I did anything when I went out. I sighed and defended: "I'm not a thief. ”

"No thief will admit to being a thief." She glared at me and said nonchalantly.

"I live here, if I were a thief, I wouldn't be stupid enough to steal myself." I was speechless.

"You live here?" The little beauty pouted, "Are you my neighbor?" ”

"I'm afraid so."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, uncle." The little beauty actually exaggerated and bowed three times in a row, and began to apologize, "I saw you tinkering with the door there, I thought it was ......"

"I'm not an uncle, I have a name, my name is Guo Yi, Guo of Dongguo, Yi Yi." I almost burst out laughing. I'm not a tablet on the altar, so I don't need to bow to me like that.

"Oh, Uncle Guo Yi, I see." The little beauty smiled sweetly and stretched out a hand towards me, "My name is Li Yixin, Muzi Li, easy Yi, the core of the refill." Students in the second (3rd) class of Hangzhou No. 1 High School. We don't know each other. ”

If you report your name, you will inevitably be called an uncle, and you will be a sin. I politely shook her hand, it was very soft and delicate. It's a great feeling.

I decided not to dwell on her over the subject, so I asked, "Are you going to go out?" ”

"yes. Recently, Yintai has a big sale, and I'm going to go shopping. Uncle, you're going to go out too, where are you going? ”

Yintai! One of my candidate destinations, why don't you go with it? It's a sophomore in high school, so it should be considered an adult. He looks so smart, he is also very mature, and he is a neighbor, so he only needs to cross two doors to do things in the future...... Oops, what am I thinking? Rabbits don't eat boundless grass yet. Ah Mida Buddha, blame me for not eating meat for too long. If it had been before, this little Lori wouldn't have even been on my waiting list.

I recited the Buddha God Allah in my heart, and directly rejected the temptation of the other party's two white thighs, and I lied: "There is no smoke at home, and I am going to buy some." ”

"Smoking is bad for your health!" As soon as Li Xiaomei heard that I was going to buy cigarettes, her brows furrowed, and she taught me seriously.

A beauty is a beauty, and the appearance of frowning and pouting and crooked nose is so pleasing to the eye, I want to reach out and pinch her smiling face. I snorted, "Smoking is really bad for your health." Everyone on earth knows it. ”

Li Yixin giggled, and he didn't stop laughing for a long time. I'm not a special joke either, and I'm confused myself. Is it so funny? Could it be that adults are handsome and have a bonus to jokes? Alas, there are too many games to play, and this speech is full of jargon.

It was easy to stop laughing, and the little beauty probably saw the strange expression on my face, so she explained: "Don't mind, I just listened to your words and remembered a person, a very funny person." I'm not sick. ”

"I know you're not sick. Isn't spring yet here? ”

Suddenly, without any warning, Li Yixin suddenly raised his leg again and launched a surprise attack on me. This time, she targeted my left thigh. Actually, with the first two left pavings, I already had some preparation, so I dodged it easily.

"Have you also practiced, are you good?" Li Yixin grinned and watched me retract her long legs.

"No, no. It's just that he was beaten a lot, and he became a doctor after a long illness. "I'm in a good mood to see Little Nene for free again, and I don't care about her surprise test this time.

Li Yixin was about to talk to me about something, and suddenly a string of beautiful chord music was changed from the latest single of the little diva Qin Wanyue. The little beauty hurriedly took out her mobile phone and babbled inside. After speaking, she put away her phone and said to me, "Uncle, I won't talk to you anymore." I'm going to be late if we talk about it any more. ”

"There's someone waiting for you." I smiled, "I'll have to hurry up and buy cigarettes, or I'll sell out all the good stuff." ”

Although the destination is different, we are still on the same road from the upstairs to the door. I hugged her with her, and gentlemanly helped her press the button to the first floor, although I also went to the first floor, which caused her to giggle for a while.

We came to the first floor, and we happened to meet the new Uncle Li cleaning the entrance hall. When he saw us coming out, he asked kindly, "Go out." ”

"I'm out of smoke, go buy two." I nodded in reply.

And that Li Yixin seemed to have a prejudice against Uncle Li, rolled his eyes, snorted and walked over without replying. The children now really don't have a tutor, but fortunately, Uncle Li didn't care much about his temperament, just waved his hand and said goodbye to us.

When I walked to the door, I saw a luxury Jaguar X-850 stretch sedan that had already stopped there steadily, and a person who looked like a driver saw Li Yixin walk out and immediately opened the door.

My guess is right, the little beautiful neighbor is really an out-and-out rich girl, although this Jaguar X-850 stretch sedan is not the top, but it can't be done without hundreds of thousands of dollars. I habitually whistled to express my feelings.

When Li Yixin saw the Jaguar car, he left me and trotted all the way over, until he reached the door of the car, and then turned around and waved at me as if he had just remembered something: "Uncle, goodbye." ”

"Big ......" It seems that I can't get rid of the name of this uncle anymore, and I can only wave my hand and say goodbye.

Who knows, just as Li Yixin was about to get into the car, a man in a black suit got out of the car ahead of her. As soon as the man came out, he yelled at me before he could stand up straight: "Old man, is it you, old man Guo Yi." ”

As soon as I heard it, I froze, the old man was my nickname in high school, and no one called me since I entered college, not even Gao Yanyan knew it. Now someone can actually call it out, is it ......

I narrowed my eyes and looked at each other closely, with small eyes, single eyelids, a collapsed nose, and a small scar on the left side of the eyebrows. Holy shit, is it him?

I jerked my thigh and shouted, "Gagarin, haha, Yulin Gagarin, you kid is still alive." ”

The two of them directly opened their arms and hugged each other, leaving Li Yixin to look at them dumbfounded.