It's 7 p.m. Beijing time, and I'm sitting on the toilet in my own toilet looking at the white tiles on the floor.

Things shouldn't be like this, according to the normal way of things, I should be fighting with Gao Yanyan in the double bed in the next bedroom now. As the saying goes, a little don't win a newlywed. Gao Yanyan and I have been separated for a long time, and neither of us has had intimate contact with the opposite sex. As soon as the two meet, it should be dry firewood and fire, and smoke will be produced immediately. Why are you leaving me alone in the toilet now?

It had to go back to that damn teacher-student encounter. Gao Yanyan and Li Yixin chatted about the harmful taekwondo splitting and sweeping kung fu at the dinner table, and the two of them were too speculative. Forget about hanging me aside as a light bulb for half an hour, and after eating, I still want to go to the field to practice. In vain, I threw so many hints at Gao Yanyan to sit with her eyes, but it didn't have any effect at all. In the end, Gao Yanyan still took Li Yixin to her father's gym. A big hat to visit my father was buttoned down, and I didn't even have room to speak.

I'm so angry and complaining now, so angry that I want to sit on the toilet, so angry that I sit on the toilet for half an hour, and I don't let out a fart.

I'm going to teach my new neighbor a good lesson, and that's the harsh thing I said after I didn't easily get the big strip out. As for how to teach the lesson, wait for Li Yixin to come back, now, it's better to go online and play the game back to the empty boudoir for recreation.

As soon as I went online, I was startled, and the sound stone in my pocket trembled like a chicken claw. I hurriedly opened it and found that the person calling me had a long line. I pulled the flea out of it and chose to talk immediately. The bad guys are also the second in charge, and there are priorities, so deal with their own family first.

"Boss, why are you only coming up now?" As soon as the call was made, an anxious face of the flea popped out.

"What's wrong? I can go on whenever I like, is there any problem? "People play games and not game players, do you care when I go online?

"Boss, you shouldn't have forgotten about the athletic conference."

"Athletic Conference ......" I paused for a moment, not to mention, I really forgot. Today should be eight into four, one in the afternoon, one in the evening, and a draw at noon. Wow, as soon as Gao Yanyan came back, I would have already thrown this matter to Java. I seemed to see a few big scarlet letters: "Absence!" Eliminate! ”

"It's over, I really forgot." I grabbed my hair with both hands and screamed. It's been a month of hard work.,The picture is to mix a few awards.,It's all over.。 If you have survived with Gao Yanyan, then forget it. Now I accompanied my wife and broke the army, and in the end I didn't even touch a fart.

"Boss, don't worry." The fleas saw my half-demented appearance over there, and hurried to comfort me.

"Don't say it, it's my fault. I'm sorry brothers...... "Although I am not a party member, I have habitually begun a deep self-examination.

"Boss, you don't have to do this, it's not your fault. Your opponent in the next match is strong, but there is still hope of winning. ”

"I'm the leader of the Corps......" I was still talking to myself very fluently, and suddenly I felt that the words of the flea were completely different things from what I was thinking, "What? The next game? What are you talking about? I didn't think I was eliminated in absentia. ”

The flea smiled obscenely over there: "No, where did you hear that you were eliminated?" ”

"Didn't I come to the draw and the afternoon game......" The peak of the matter shifted my head a little bit to keep up with my mouth, and I stuttered very much.

"Boss, you're in luck." Flea smiled happily and said, "I don't know what day it is today, there are so many people who are absent." Including you in the quarterfinals, there are a total of five people who didn't come. ”

"Five people? Five of the quarter-finals? "I'm a little overwhelmed. What's going on?

Seeing the confusion on my face, the flea began to narrate: "When the lot was drawn today, except for you, the four people from the [Seven Star Society] disappeared collectively. In the end, there was no way, so I took a random pairing match, and you were randomly assigned to the chest crushed boulder as a partner, and the opponents were the Titans and Sharo of the [Seven Star Society]. In the morning's match, your opponent didn't show up for the time allotted, and the referee decided that the chest crushing boulder won without a fight. You've gotten the light of the stone to advance to the next round. ”

"And such a good thing?" I kind of don't believe my ears.

"Believe it or not, it's up to you." Flea smiled happily, "Thirty minutes after the evening game, I will partner with the Ice Wind Chimes of the [Seven Star Society] against Xiao Ni and Schilling, if the people from the [Seven Star Society] do not show up, it will probably become a 1V1 heads-up match between me and Xiao Nirvana." ”

"I bet on Xiao Nirvana to win, all the belongings. Wowhaha. "The automatic promotion brought me great joy and I made a flea-flaking joke.

"Boss, don't make fun of me." Flea was helpless when he heard Little Nirvana's name, and then he said to me as if he remembered something, "Boss, hurry up and come to our seat in the arena, now there is a difficult guest here, you can come and solve it yourself." ”

"Difficult guests?" I frowned, "Has anyone bothered us with [Light and Shadow]?" If the other party insists, give him good fruit to eat. ”

"That's not what I mean by difficult." The flea looked behind him as he spoke, as if he was a little embarrassed to speak, "You better come here yourself, you will know when you come." ”

I don't know what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd, but since he is very embarrassed, I won't force him. Anyway, I'm near the council hall in Sky City right now, and it's still very easy to get to him.

Within a few minutes, I arrived at my destination, and the three layers of people around the phalanx where my [Light and Shadow] was located above the stands were filled with people, and I didn't know what was going on inside.

However, now that I am also a well-known character in "The Divine Realm", and I also have eye-catching red hair, as soon as I came, the onlookers present consciously moved out of the way, and I also successfully came to the position that belonged to me.

As soon as I walked into the inner circle, I was shocked. One knelt before my dear deputy head of the regiment, Flea, while the other unscrupulous men gathered behind the flea and whispered about something. If this kneeling person were someone else, it would be fine, but she was none other than my first friend after entering the divine realm, Little Potato.

I rushed forward in three steps and two steps, half-knelt down in front of her, and at the same time held her shoulders with two hands, and said in a somewhat hurried voice: "Little potato, how could it be you, what are you doing kneeling here?" Didn't you go for treatment, saying you were going to go for a month or two, why are you showing up in the game now? ”

As soon as the little potato heard my voice, he raised his head, and when he saw my anxious look, he immediately smiled sweetly: "Turtledove, it's not in vain that I have been kneeling here sincerely for so long, and you have finally appeared." ”

"How long have you been on your knees? We have something to say, you get up first. "I tried to lift her up with both hands.

"I've been on my knees for at least two or three hours." Flea replied in a sympathetic tone for Little Potato, and said, "Pants have been looking for you all over the world like a madman, and they haven't come back yet." ”

Two or three hours, even if it's a game, can properly tone down the stimulation of various senses, it is not unbearable. When I heard this, my heart hurt for no reason, and I increased the force in my hand, and I wanted to pull the little potato up from the ground.

However, the little potato broke free from my hand, and still knelt on the ground without the intention of getting up. She just smiled sweetly, a little silly. That's right, this is the original little potato, the pure innocence, the long-lost comfort. Little Potato said, "Let me finish my words on my knees first, and then I'll get up again." ”

"Can't you get up and say yes? Is there a difference between kneeling and sitting? I said in a hurry.

"Yes!" Little Potato actually nodded seriously, "Now I am still a sinner, I must atone for my sins first, and then get your forgiveness, and then I can stand up and talk to you as much as before." ”

"Forgive the fart." I yelled and reached out to pull her again, "Whatever you've done before, I'll forgive you, it's just a game, so why take it seriously." You get up first, we can talk slowly if we have something, we have time. There are so many people around looking at it, how unbelievable. ”

The little potato broke free of my hand again, and stubbornly insisted: "No, do you forgive me or not, and I just want so many people to see it in order to show my sincerity." ”

"Okay then, what do you want to say, hurry up, kneel for a while." I sighed and stopped pushing her. Because I know that she is a very stubborn person in her bones, and the more reluctant she is, the worse the effect will be, so it is better to do things according to her wishes, maybe you can save some trouble.

"There are three things I would like to say. First, I have already quit the [Seven Star Society], and now I sincerely ask to join Sister Turtledove and your [Light and Shadow] Corps, I hope it will be approved. ”

"Good thing. Yes, of course. "I thought it was a bad thing that the sky was falling, but I didn't expect the first thing to be a happy start, and it was a big event.

"Second, I can tell you that the [Seven Star Society] is about to disband."

As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden gasp around him. I've mixed it up with this sound, too. I almost instinctively asked, and I guess everyone present wanted to ask: "Where did you hear the news that the [Seven Star Society] is going to be disbanded, and you are so sure." ”

Little Potato just smiled, smiled without answering, and then said the so-called third thing: "Sister Turtledove, I found that I am in love with you." It's love, not like. I'm an adult and know the difference between these two words. I love you, Sister Ikaruga. ”

My head exploded with a thud, chaos followed by a blank slate. Confession? Is this a confession? If it were in real life, I would accept it very calmly, happily and happily. However, here and now......

Embarrassed, deeply embarrassed......