"Cool, it's been a long time since I've stepped on my brother so hard." A loud voice shouted around me. Naturally, I turned my head and glanced at the owner of the voice.

……

"Hansen, Hannah, and Aze. When did you guys get here? The pants that were lying on the ground with a dusty face widened, and they directly recognized the culprit who stepped on his little cock.

"Pants, what are you doing so quickly, let me step on it a few more times. In the past, the turtledove stepped on no one and didn't have a good time stepping on you, I didn't believe it yet, but today I finally believe it. Hansen lifted his leg again with a wicked grin.

"Don't." A nimble wild donkey rolled out five or six meters away on the spot, and put on a defensive posture, "The turtledove boss stepped on me, that's what I'm happy to do, the beautiful woman's legs are dead, and it's also romantic to be a ghost." You, a chlorophyll with well-developed limbs, stepped on me, and you are still a strength warrior, so it's no wonder that I don't get stepped on by you. You can just rest and go. Sister Hannah could consider ......"

"Stop!" I immediately shouted and stopped their conversation. People are shameless, invincible in the world, pants are typical, and he can't be allowed to infect others with such an atmosphere. I patted Hansen's thick shoulder enthusiastically: "Winter melon, have you practiced stealth?" I didn't know how to get to my side. ”

"Winter melon ......" Hansen laughed bitterly in everyone's laughter, "I haven't seen you for a few days, why do I have such a mourning nickname." ”

"Originally, I wanted to call you a loofah, but although you are almost as green as a loofah, your body size is too different from a loofah, so I finally decided to call you winter melon." I explained with a smile at him.

"It's good that I'm not short, otherwise I wouldn't have become a dwarf winter melon." Hansen couldn't help but laugh when he heard my explanation.

"Alright, alright, stop making trouble." In the end, it was the steady eldest sister Hannah who came out to preside over the overall situation, "Ikaruga, I just heard you say that you are going to do a second career mission, is it true?" You're level forty so soon? ”

"Boss Turtledove's luck, hey." The obscene pants slipped in like a loach again, and touched my hand, "Smell this fragrant jade hand, and you will understand." ”

"Do my hands smell good?" I smiled at my pants, "I remember I just finished going to the bathroom, and by the way, I haven't washed my hands yet." ”

"Uh......" The expression of the pants stiffened suddenly. Everyone laughed again.

"Stop teasing your pants." Hannah couldn't help but stretch out her hand to cover her mouth, "Ikardove, we originally came up to come to Sky City to make a big purchase. Now that you're on a mission, we'll help you together. Anyway, being idle is also idle, and it is easier to do things when there are more people. ”

"Big purchases? Is there anything good about Castle in the Sky? "I've heard that Sky Castle has some items that are available in limited quantities every day, but the price is only slightly cheaper, and the quality is no different from the land and other places. Besides, there is such a small supply every day, and the population base of players is so large, it needs to wait. According to the financial resources of the [God Destruction Legion], there is no need to come over collectively for such an inconspicuous benefit. So, I have this question.

"Do you really not know, or do you not know?" Hannah tapped me lightly on the head, "Today is the last day of competitive competition, and after 12 o'clock tonight, Sky City will be closed to players. Anyway, the Sky City has been open for so long, and we haven't paid attention to it, so we want to buy some souvenirs, and we have been to the Sky City ourselves. I don't know when it will open again. ”

"yes." I pulled the flea over, "Did you buy some souvenirs?" ”

Flea shrugged his shoulders: "I've been busy competing all day or something, where would I worry about this kind of thing?" Others such as Xiao Ni, Zixu and others also shook their heads.

"Wowhaha. It's still the highest in my pants. The pants smiled exaggeratedly and took out a few things from his backpack, "I bought a lot of souvenirs." ”

"You bought a souvenir?" Sima and Pingduo, who were now completely glued to my Light and Shadow members, came up curiously.

"That's it." The pants raised his head proudly, and then began to show us what he called his so-called memorabilia: the tooth lotion of the troll troubadour Anechka, the exact coordinate adjuster of the arena teleporter Orpheus, the rag of the maid Lilina......

Zixu whistled: "Pants, these things...... Well, how to put it, it's really memorable. ”

Flea picked up something oddly shaped, two half-curved triangles of silvery-white metal tightly twisted together, looking like part of some kind of armor, the back half of which had a string of streamlined etchings on it. The flea looked at it over and over for a long time and couldn't guess what this thing was, so the flea said, "Flea, what is the origin of this thing?" ”

Pants was busy dealing with questions from people visiting his collection, and didn't notice that the flea was studying the metal carefully, but when he heard his question, the pants looked back, and his expression immediately changed, and a fish jumped in front of the flea, snatched the metal into his hand, and shouted loudly: "This is a valuable, please don't play with it." ”

Xiao Ni walked up dissatisfied, directly knocked on the metal with his staff, and said: "Isn't it just compressed silver, although it is worth a little money, but there is no problem with our family's flea financial resources to buy a hundred and eighty tons." ”

"It's compressed silver, yes." The pants didn't dare to be arrogant in front of Xiao Ni, so he only muttered quietly, "It's true that the material is not the same, but do you know what this thing is?" ”

"What is it?" Everyone was interested in seeing that the pants were about to be closed, and they all came up.

"Does anyone know the Old Elf?" Seeing that he had become the center of attention, vanity came up again, and he pointed to the etched part of the metal and asked, "Can anyone you know translate?" ”

Everyone glanced at each other a few times, but no one stood up, it seems that the ancient elves are not very popular.

The pants laughed: "Since no one knows, then I'll tell you the meaning of this row of ancient elves I know, if it's wrong, don't blame me." ”

"Say it, say it." Everyone has lost patience with the endless selling of pants.

"This text means 'Aditya's Guardian of Privacy.'" The pants have a very good grasp of the audience's mentality, and when everyone's desire reaches its highest point, the answer is thrown.

"What does that mean?" Hansen pensively touched his hairless chin.

"The name Idea sounds familiar." Aze did the same.

"Idia is the captain of the second brigade of the Praetorian Guard in Sky City, the flower of the Praetorian Guard, the white elf female warrior with the best figure and the best posture." The pants laughed triumphantly, "And this is her hip armor,"

"Hip armor ......" everyone whispered and looked at the metal again, the triangular shape, the strange curvature...... Everyone suddenly realized: "It turned out to be the armor worn on 'that' part." ”

Immediately, I had a picture of a bewitching white elf beauty, the most intimate part of which was tightly wrapped in the so-called hip armor, which seemed to cover a little small area...... It's fragrant.

I was thinking about it a**, a group of macho men led by Hansen had already pounced on the pants, strangled the neck, the waist of the waist, and the feet of the feet, and had fixed the pants tightly, and at the same time asked loudly: "How did you kid get this good thing?" "And the other female compatriots seem to be thinking about it, probably embarrassed by their own thoughts. They blushed in unison, waved all kinds of weapons and pink fists in their hands and beckoned to their pants: "Pervert!" ”

The most exaggerated thing is that Xiao Ni and Hannah seem to be playing tug-of-war while pulling their beards on their pants, and the distorted faces of their pants finally leave two lines of tears that I don't know whether they are happy or painful.

"The beauties abuse me to their heart's content."

Accompanied by the cheapest pride in the history of pants, the pleasant cheers climbed to a new peak one after another.