Watching me walk out with a smile on my face, a pants stood out from the crowd sitting in the doorway around the card game (...... No matter how you look at this sentence, it's awkward). He didn't even have time to put the cards in his hand before he came up to me and asked with concern, "Boss, is the task done?" ”

"Hmm." I nodded slightly, then made a gesture, "Pants, please turn around." ”

"Turn ...... Turn around? "The pants were a little confused, but I still turned my short body around as I commanded.

I moved my body slightly towards the seat, and took a small half step back, adjusted the position to the best, then lifted my right leg, and aimed at the ass of my pants with enough strength to make a powerful volley: "You bastard, you pants, do you think I don't know that you are eavesdropping at the door?" ”

With a scream, the pants flew out directly: "Boss, why am I being seen through by you again, boss." ”

"Hmph." I laughed twice and stepped on the cards scattered on the ground with my foot, "The four of you play two cards, and you actually draw thirty-seven cards by yourself, and five of them are reversed." Do you think that if my IQ is below 80, I will be deceived by your clumsy tricks? At first glance, you can tell that you are improvising. ”

"The boss is wise." Resil, who had a righteous face, walked up and rebuked the pants very harshly, "Pants, I have long advised you not to try to deceive our great elder. Under the eagle-like eyes, all disguises are in vain. ”

The pants touched his buttocks, squatted on the ground and pointed at Rasil, as if he had a strong grudge to express, but he couldn't speak for a while because he was panting too quickly.

"That's a good point." I patted Rasil on the shoulder in affirmation.

"President, I will always be on the same front with you." Rasil made a sworn gesture with a serious expression.

"Good." I nodded at Rasil, "Rasil, you deserve to be my right-hand man. Now, please turn around. ”

…………

With a scream that was much worse than his pants, Rasil flew out as well.

"Do you think I'm an idiot, and you have a share in eavesdropping." I pointed at Rasil and spat on it, "You have six cards in your hand that are reversed, one more than your pants." Do you think you secretly put the card right while I'm teaching you a lesson in your pants, and I don't see it? There is a heavy price to be paid for teasing the president. ”

The pants that were still blushing and speechless just now directly rolled on the ground with a smile on their stomachs: "Old Lei, old Lei, sooner or later, you will have to pay it back when you come out." Laughed at me. ”

The people around me were all made to lean forward and back together by this pair of living treasures, and I couldn't help but feel sorry for this face.

"Boss, your smile is like a star in the sky, shining brightly......" The pants, who didn't know what the scar was, began to praise me hypocritically again.

I turned my head and ignored him, but called out to Brother Stone, and asked in a pretended whisper, "Stone, has it been a long time since your mount has dragged a heavy object across the grassland?" ”

Shi Shi was stunned for a moment, then glanced at his pants, and finally smiled knowingly, and nodded at the same time: "Well, the president will be wise, and he hasn't dragged it for a long, long time." Is there anything you want to drag down, and by the way, I'll practice my riding proficiency. ”

"I've got a lot to drag, hehe." As I said this, I couldn't help but give a devilish smile to my pants.

Pants wasn't a fool with an IQ of less than eighty, and he could clearly read my thoughts from my expression. "No, President. I know wrong. He immediately screamed like a pig and tried to escape. Unfortunately, many people consciously pushed him to the ground.

"Don't worry, pants. The equipment on your body is never worn out. You can ignore the repair costs. I crouched down beside my pants and comforted him.

"Boss, people wear out." The pants looked at me pitifully.

"Forget it, let you go." I magnanimously said, "Heaven has the virtue of a good life. Stone, I was going to pull him around two hundred times. Now now that he said so. There's an old saying about what's it called? ”

"Old-fashioned?" The stone looked at me curiously.

"Yes." I clapped my hands, "Surrender and lose half." You drag him around a hundred times. Remember to feed the horse, the faster you run, the sooner it will end. ”

"Early death and early reincarnation, Amen." Little Nirvana fanned the flames and prayed as if she were pretending.

……

With the wailing of my trousers and the neighing of the horses, I gathered everyone together to make arrangements for the next step.

The Grand Astrologer Artethia, rank fifty, resides in a dark castle on the northwestern edge of the Plains of Mine. I took the twig and tapped the map on the ground: "I'm sorry to tell you that this guy is a complete pauper. ”

"How do you know?" Lady Apple looked at me curiously.

"That's a long story." I touched my chin, "I once learned the pro skills of an NPC in the Pale Castle of Meen Plains for a while. She was more familiar with this great astrologer Artethia, after all, they were neighbors on a piece of land. Hearsay, I also learned a lot about the great astrologer Artethia. Hey, my memory is so good, I can remember it if I listen to it, and I can't forget it if I want to, it's really annoying. ”

"Bragging." Remia snorted, and everyone looked up at me with a look of contempt. I said everyone, your eyes are so good, I have the urge to buy a lot of horses and drag you for a collective walk.

However, the thought that two fists are no match for four hands, I still gave up. I asked, "Guys, do you have any questions?" There is no doubt about it, we can leave when we wait for the pants to complete his historical mission. ”

"There's no hurry." Hansen said, "From the sound of the pants, he seems to be enjoying it, let's not disturb his Yaxing." Let's first confirm that the skills of the great astrologer Artethea are better. ”

Oh Hansen, over time, your quality has really improved a lot, and you have become more and more appetizing for me, but I still have to say what I should say, I coughed, cleared my throat, and then replied very resolutely: "I don't know." ”

……

"It's so hot today, hehe." Han Sen pretended to wipe the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead, and turned around directly, "The ancient Chinese taught that you should talk less and work more. We'll just hit the road. ”

"You know, you just asked the east and the west?" Hannah frowned and glanced at Hansen, and stabbed Aze with his arm along the way, "What are you doing in a daze, you also think it's too hot?" ”

Aze stuck out his tongue: "I think it's too cold, it's okay." ”

It's a great joy to have a group of sublime men and friends. Summoning Mayo, and with a large group of men, I'll be ready to go to the nearest teleportation point and rush to the Plains of Meen.

"Boss." The sound of a stone was heard in the distance, "What about the pants?" ”

"How many laps are left?"

"I didn't pass math in elementary school, and when I counted forty-five laps, I didn't know how many laps I was missing."

……

I almost fell off the back of a tiger, and the level of education in China is really bad now, but it depends on whether the stone is Malaysian or Singaporean.

I thought for a moment and then replied loudly, "Stone, don't worry about how many laps there are left, drag him to the teleportation point and let him go." ”

"Okay." Stone waved at me, "Thank you, Boss, my riding proficiency has increased a lot today." ”

I was about to say something more, but a bitter dry howl of my pants interjected very impolitely: "Boss, go around me." The nearest waypoint is dozens of kilometers away. ”

A few of the unscrupulous people who followed me came out, squeezed to my side, lowered their voices and hinted to me, "Boss, can you let me improve my riding skills as well......

……

Providence is indeed inviolable. Pants, you just accept your fate.