My brother vomited when he smelled it
It takes three hours for the DNA test to get results.
Fu Jingjiao did not leave the hospital and waited patiently.
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The next day's live broadcast started at half past seven in the morning.
At this time, there were not many people in the live broadcast room, except for office workers and school workers, everyone else had not gotten up yet.
Some of the guests haven't gotten up yet, and the children are only getting up. Lili was the second to get up after Lin Chuang, because he had to poop, and his little short legs ran fast.
But when I got to the toilet and found that it was a toilet, I poured it back and went to find Fang Kesong: "Sister Grape, I want to pull poop." ”
At this time, Fang Kesong hasn't gotten up yet, and the idol is burdened, even if he hasn't put on makeup yet, it's a great delay in time.
So in the little short legs, I had to pester Lin Chuang, hug him, and take him to the toilet to sit.
At this moment, Lin Chuang had just brewed a cup of coffee, and his hair was still messy and untidy. The front door opened, and he saw that the children in the room were rushing towards him all the way, Lin Chuang calmly took a sip of coffee and asked, "What's wrong Lili?" ”
Lili ran to Lin Chuang's side, then turned around and said to Lin Chuang with his buttocks: "Brother, brother, I just put a huge stinky fart, you smell it." ”
"Poof......
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Some of the coffee in Lin Chuang's mouth squirted out, almost spraying on the hair inside, and he choked back into his throat, his flushed face was obviously choked by the coffee.
Li Li heard Lin Chuang's cough, stepped forward, grabbed Lin Chuang's trouser leg with his little hand, and apologized in a low voice: "I'm sorry brother." ”
Lin Chuangzheng waved his hand and said it was okay.
At this time, Xu Yan came out rubbing his eyes, he saw the coffee stains on the ground, and asked, "What happened?" ”
Lili turned his head to Xu Yan and said, "Lili's fart is so smelly, my brother vomited after smelling it." ”
Xu Yan's expression was stunned: ?
Lin Chuang held his forehead embarrassedly and explained to Xu Yan: "It's not what Lili said, I didn't smell his fart, I really didn't." ”
Xu Yan's expression became very intriguing: "Actually, you don't need to explain, the more anxious you are to explain, the more ...... you become."
Lin Chuang: "Okay, I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything. ”
Xu Yan really couldn't hold back this time, and laughed directly.
Barrage:
Early in the morning, my sleepy eyes were relaxed, and Lili's operation directly gave me a smile. ’
Who would have thought that I was smiling like a monkey on the subway, and the attendant thought that there were monkeys on the subway. ’
'Lili is so cute, pity my family Lin Chuang, I got up early in the morning and smelled a stinky fart. ’
'Be serene, and not be alarmed by changes hahaha...... Wronged us Lin Chuang, let's look at Lin Chuang's helpless little expression, Brother Xu Yan really didn't mean it. ’
'I have to say that boys are less particular than girls, you Kang Kang Xu Yan brother, and Lin Chuang, so natural morning without makeup, crumpled pajamas, messy hairstyle, and wearing slippers, without washing your face, you are so handsome that I am a nymphomaniac. ’
"Nonsense, it's not that our Xu Yan's appearance can withstand it, but female artists can't. ’
'Nonsense, our family's beautiful appearance is very good, and it definitely beats the morning state of the male guests. ’
The barrage in the morning was joyful.
Netizens discussed the no-makeup state of the guests in the morning, and said that after Fang Kesong's no-makeup state beat the male guests, the next second, Fang Kesong appeared under the camera.
Fang Kesong was wearing a set of light purple pajamas, slippers on his feet, his hair was loosely draped behind him and slightly messy, at this moment Fang Kesong was holding a toothbrush in her hand, she walked to the kitchen while brushing her teeth, and saw that Lin Chuang and Xu Yan were there, Fang Kesong asked: "What breakfast do we make for the children this morning?" ”
Xu Yan said: "Make dumplings." ”