Chapter 40: Auntie, stop playing

"Dragon Slayer?" I was shocked.

What is a Dragon Slayer Gun? The Dragon Slayer Spear is an ancient artifact created in the past dragon wars to defeat dragons. There are two types of dragon slaying guns: cavalry and infantry. Both types of dragon slaying spears are made of the same silver metal, and the body of the spear glows with a brilliant silver light. The tip of the dragon slayer spear is sharpened to a sharp edge, and the surface of the ridge has many small raised barbs. The infantry-type dragon slayer spear is two meters long. The cavalry dragon slayer spear is twice as long as the infantry type. The Infantry-type Dragon Slayer can be thrown as a spear, but it gives a 2 accuracy penalty. Cavalry-style dragon slayers are much heavier and usually have a shield-shaped handle attached.

My eyes narrowed at the thought of this. What does a dragon slayer gun mean for a player tasked with a dragon slaying mission?

I started to get a little excited, I rubbed my hands and licked my lips and asked, "Do you really have a dragon slaying spear?" Take it out and take a look. ”

"That...... Not for sale? The middle-aged aunt's answer made me laugh.

I rubbed my temples and said, "Auntie, you deliberately stopped me, played with word puzzles for most of the day, and then told me that you have a treasure like the dragon slaying spear, I thought you were specially sent by the main god to give me a surprise a second ago." However, you say you don't sell it. What kind of plane is this. Do you have any task for me to complete? And then the Dragon Slayer Gun is a quest reward? ”

"Don't sell you, give it to you." Another 180-degree turn. As soon as I heard this, my knees went limp, and I almost fell to the ground. The aunt's answer really took the usual unbelievable route.

I smiled: "Auntie, can you finish the words at once." I can't stand playing like this. I'm so embarrassed to take such a treasure as the dragon slayer gun for nothing, Auntie, if you have any medicine, I'll help, just say it. I have tens of thousands of people under my command, and I should be able to solve your problems. ”

As if she wasn't listening to me at all, my aunt turned around and began to rummage through the huge backpack she was carrying. I couldn't hold it anymore, so I craned my neck and looked into the baggage.

"Oh, give you the dragon slaying gun." With an extremely serious and solemn expression, the aunt held it in both hands and handed it to me.

"This ...... Is it the legendary dragon slaying spear? I stared at what I was holding in my hand, and my mood suddenly began to feel a little mixed up.

……

This thing looks like a dead branch from an old tree. I looked at the half of the wooden strip in my hand repeatedly, and no matter how I looked at it, I couldn't tell that it could be used to slay dragons.

"Aunt Stess!" Just when I was wondering, a few local villagers walked over from the side, and the way they walked was nine out of nine NPCs. The villagers walked up to me and my aunt, and when they saw the tree stick in my hand, the one with the highest lattice and a pitchfork on his back laughed: "Hey, you're not a local, this adventurer, are you?" Don't let Aunt Tess fool you. That's not some dragon slaying gun, it's firewood used to burn fire. ”

"Uh......" I stood awkwardly, wondering if I should have thrown the stick in my hand.

"Aunt Styss died of her husband very early, and she was stimulated a lot at that time, so sometimes her brain can be a little difficult to use." Another stocky man took over, "Don't mind. Aunt Dess doesn't have any ill intentions, and she won't scam you out of your money. She's just a wretched person. ”

"Huh. I'll just say how this dragon slayer gun is not the same as the legendary one. I smiled, then grabbed a few gold coins from my pocket and handed them to them, "I bought this firewood." Please take this aunt home quickly, and buy her something she likes. It's old and lonely. ”

The simple villager was not polite, but looked at me with gratitude, then took the gold coin and thanked me, and sent Aunt Dess home.

I watched them go away, then looked down at the branch in my hand and couldn't help but smile, and I wanted to throw it out with a flick of my hand, anyway, there is no penalty for littering in the game.

However, this branch did not come out of my hand, but it seemed to have deep roots in my hand, and I could not shake it off...... Well, Aunt Tess put superglue or something on that branch.

"Spit out the gold I gave you, damn Obasan." I waved my hands frantically, and the branch in my hand.

……

It soon darkened, and the lodgings were arranged, and the horses were fodder, and we were a little hungry when we sat down at the table after a long journey.

I wondered why everyone was staring at me, and if I looked more like food. I thought about it and glared back unceremoniously. The person I stared at naturally had a little retracted gaze, unconsciously lowered his head or looked away to avoid looking at me. However, as soon as I took my eyes off them, they continued to stare at me.

In the end, I couldn't help it, and I slammed my fist on the table and said, "Do I have flowers on my face?" What do you all watch? ”

Everyone was silent. Those who have seen my thunderous methods have invariably remained silent.

After a long time, Schilling, who joined me relatively late, replied: "Everyone doesn't look at your face, but at your hands." ”

"My hand?" As soon as I thought of this, a few green tendons burst out on my forehead. I don't know what brand of super glue Aunt Dess uses, this branch just can't be taken down. I'm beginning to regret that I took off my gloves to pick it up as a sign of my piety, and now it seems like it was just a superfluous move.

"Don't tell us, you're ready to eat with this branch." Little Nirvana looked at me with a sympathetic look.

"This is not a branch, this is a legend within a legend, an artifact within an artifact, a dragon slaying spear!!" The pants pulled at the throat and shouted, and then he held his stomach and smiled and lay down on the table, "Boss, you are really wise and powerful." ”

"Boss, go get some soapy water in the kitchen."

"You can eat with one hand."

"You can go to the toilet with one hand."

"You can touch yourself with one hand."

"I hope the boss is stuck not with the hand he is used to."

……

Lu Xun said it well, if you don't die in silence, you will explode in silence. The boys who were used to being bullied by me on weekdays finally seized such an opportunity and let out all the breath they were holding back. If one or two of them I could still violently suppress it, I wouldn't be able to cope with so many people coming together. In addition, the fact that my hands are stuck is indeed too stupid.

I didn't bother to quarrel with them when I was depressed, so I stood up and prepared to go back to my room to rest for a while. Who knew that when I stopped, everyone was quiet all of a sudden. Seeing that I was about to leave the table, the flea asked a little hesitantly, "Old ...... Boss, you're not eating? ”

"What to eat?" I snorted, "I'm full." ”

Leaving behind a bunch of dazed bastards, I headed myself back to my room. This one closed the door, lit the light, and as soon as I turned around, I was startled. When was there one more person in the room. He put the remaining hand on the dagger on his waist, and was about to pull it out, but found that the person was Aunt Stess, and he couldn't help but sigh.

"Auntie, I'm just about to go to you. I didn't expect you to come by yourself. I shook the hand that was pit by her, "What brand of super glue, the effect is so long-lasting." Is there any way to keep the damn branches. ”

When I complained, my aunt didn't seem to hear it at all. Instead, he asked me, "I heard that you are going to find the silver dragon Elana." ”

"yes." I nodded.

"What are you looking for her?"

"For something that has to be in your hands."

"What's that?"

"This ......," I scratched my head, wondering if I was going to tell my aunt that she would be in trouble if she had a problem with her brain.

"It's okay if you don't tell me now." The aunt looked serious, and asked, "How are you going to take it?" ”

"Well......" I thought about it, and replied, "Let's try to communicate first." If the other party insists on refusing to give, then there will only be swords and soldiers to meet. ”

"Oh." Aunt Dess nodded, then took a chair from the side and sat down in front of me, then looked at me calmly and said, "Alright, let's start communicating now." ”

"Now start communicating?" I'm a little confused.

The aunt smiled: "I am the silver dragon Elana." Say what you want. If it's not too important, it's not impossible to give it to you right away. ”

I was about to cry on the spot: "Auntie, stop playing." You'd better help me get the damn branch off first. ”

People say that neuropathy is difficult, but I have seen it.

Auntie, I beg you, stop playing.