Chapter 50: The Early Birds
"It's so delicious! My brother Di, where did you get so much delicious food? Did you rob the mall? Li Yun stuffed all kinds of fries and chips into his mouth, and said to Hu Xia "Hmm" non-stop. He was so shocked that as soon as Hu Xia came down from the mountain, he saw a cart full of food, and even the car behind him was piled up like a small mountain, and from that moment on, his mouth never closed.
"By the way, you eat and eat, can you not make your face full of scum?" Hu Xia took a puff of cigarette, looked at Li Yun who was eating Haisai next to him with disgust, and couldn't laugh or cry, it was only a few minutes down, and the snacks stacked by the entire co-pilot were almost eaten by him.
"Brother, do you know how I got here these days?" Li Yun poured the fries in the bag in his hand directly into his mouth, chewed them heavily, and said vaguely, "I have studied eighteen ways to eat instant noodles, and I have tried all kinds of frying and cooking!" β
"I'm good at playing!" Hu Xia experienced the situation of only eating instant noodles every day, before the change, there was an infectious disease in the world for three consecutive years, and the people of the flower family experienced many static management in a row to minimize the loss of the virus, and it was also during this period that Hu Xia ate instant noodles for nearly a month, which led to his great shadow on any flavor of instant noodles later.
"Joy in the midst of suffering!" Li Yun sighed, the whole world was changing, making him a little at a loss, Li Yun casually threw a garbage bag aside, drank a bottle of water in his hand in one go, and then burped, and muttered with satisfaction, "It would be better if there was meat!" β
"Can you still eat the meat for you?" Hu Xia glared at Li Yun, but this person didn't have the sense of honor and disgrace he deserved, but patted his stomach a little smugly and said, "Brother Hu, you underestimate me too much, although my belly can't be loaded on the ship, it's absolutely no problem to load another lamb chop!" β
"I want to eat meat and fight it myself, I saw a bird on the way here, the wings are absolutely delicious, and then sprinkle some cumin, chili noodles..." It's a lot of effort, this product has eaten the snacks in the co-pilot's pile, you must know that this is Hu Xia specially loaded to the co-pilot, there are hundreds of packs, but looking at the appearance of this goods, it seems that he has not eaten enough!
"Really? What Big Brother Bird? Can I beat it? As soon as he heard that there were roast bird wings, Li Yun was obviously a little excited, and even his Adam's apple kept rolling.
"A little bird, certainly not your opponent!" Hu Xia threw the cigarette butt in his hand on the ground, twisted it with his foot, and then went directly into the co-pilot.
Li Yun saw that Hu Xia took the initiative to get into the co-pilot, so he sat in the driver's seat with an intoxicated face, as if there were golden bird wings in front of him, and then said to Hu Xia with a flattering face, "Big brother, when I see that little bird, I invite you to eat bird wings!" β
"Well, okay, I'll wait!" Hu Xia found a comfortable position in the co-pilot, squinted his eyes slightly, and said, "What should you do with your car?" β
"Lose that!" Speaking of the car, Li Yun's expression was obviously a little treacherous, and then he gloated, "The car is rented, let them pick it up!" β
"......" Hu Xia was speechless, he had thought that the person in front of him was a pit goods, but he didn't expect this goods to be so pit, where is this? On the edge of the 100,000 mountains, let the car rental company take it for itself, what is the ulterior secret between this person and that company?
"Be careful with this product in the future, if you are not careful, you will jump into the pit of this goods!" Hu Xia said in his heart!
"Brother Hu, is this your gun? It's so beautiful, can you let me play with it? Li Yun sat in the car, his hands moving back and forth on the silver hilt of the gun, but he never touched the spear, as if he saw his own dream goddess dancing pole dance in front of him, you can watch, but you are reluctant to touch it!
"Get out, you can't touch my gun!" Hu Xia said angrily, he naturally heard the meaning of Li Yun's words, and categorically rejected Li Yun's excessive request.
"Cut, it can't be a wax-headed silver spear, right? Play and it breaks? Li Yun looked at Hu Xia with a look of disgust, and muttered in his mouth, although his voice was very small, Hu Xia still heard it clearly!
"Get out!" This pit was so full of goods that Hu Xia couldn't hold back any longer, and kicked Li Yun directly in the car.
"Oh!" Li Yun's fat body flew out directly from the car door that had not yet been closed, flew seven or eight meters in the air, and then rolled on the ground several times before lying on the ground dizzily, unable to move.
Hu Xia used skillful strength with this kick, which naturally did not hurt Li Yun, but it also made him dizzy, and he couldn't get up for a while.
"Big brother, big brother!" Sure enough, in less than 15 minutes, Li Yun got up directly from the ground, rushed to the driver's seat and shouted at Hu Xia, "Brother Hu, do you have internal strength?" Is it a peerless master? β
"Shut up!" Hu Xia didn't open his eyes, and said directly to Li Yun, "If you ink again, I'll let you spend the night outside the car!" β
"Okay, okay, big brother!" Li Yun covered his mouth with one hand, for fear that he would make a little noise, he looked at Hu Xia who was asleep, and his face was full of happiness.
Suddenly, Li Yun also covered his mouth with his other hand, his face turned red, and then he turned around and rushed out of the car, vomiting.
Hu Xia had a black line, although he was asleep, no disturbance around him could escape his perception, let alone such a big movement by Li Yun.
Hu Xia didn't even open his eyes, and with a slight wave of his hand, he directly closed the car door, and then the car door was directly locked.
After a long time, Li Yun finally vomited and ran to the pickup truck from not far away, only to find that the door had been locked, and he couldn't open it no matter how he got it.
"Big brother, I was wrong, I won't make a movement again!" Li Yun ran to the co-pilot and banged on the window hard, trying to wake up Hu Xia, but Hu Xia turned over and turned his face to the other side.
"Brother, my brother, open the door, I won't look at you anymore and throw up!" Li Yun's voice was terrible, as if there were dozens of naked strong men staring at him behind him.
But no matter how poignant his voice was, Hu Xia didn't seem to hear it, this pit was too damaged, and he obviously ate and vomited, and he didn't forget to bury Hu Xia.
It wasn't until late at night that Hu Xia dragged Li Yun into the car, made a "silence" gesture to Li Yun, and pointed outside.
Li Yun understood, sat motionless in the car, and even the sound of breathing was deliberately lowered by him.
Immediately afterwards, countless voices of "Xi Xi Suosuo" came from a distance, and the voices were chaotic, but Hu Xia could hear that behind this seemingly chaotic sound, it was very regular, maybe only the army could have such a queue quality.
After a while, Hu Xia's brows furrowed, the voice was getting closer and closer, but it didn't mean to avoid them at all, maybe in the eyes of those things, he and Li Yun were their food.
Hu Xia slammed the car door, turned over and jumped directly onto the roof of the car, pulled out a spear and pulled a spear flower in his hand, and stood on the roof of the car!
The sound was getting closer and closer, Li Yun in the car was sitting precariously, and by the faint starlight, he saw a black torrent crawling rapidly from the road in front of him, although the torrent was large, they automatically separated the two of their cars, forming a vacuum.
Finally, the moonlight sprinkled down like water, and in Li Yun's frightened gaze, the black torrent in front of him turned out to be a big mouse with a body length of nearly one meter, the mouse was all black, the scarlet eyes seemed to be glowing, and even the fangs in the mouth were nearly a foot long, shining with cold light, making people shudder!
As terrifying as the black rats in front of him were, they all walked around their cars, and he knew that it was all thanks to the man on the roof of the car. At this moment, he was suddenly a little lucky, glad that he had met Hu Xia, otherwise, just the terrifying rat in front of him would swallow him to the bone!
I don't know how long it took, finally the sky was slightly bright, Li Yun had already started snoring in the car, Hu Xia sat cross-legged on the roof of the car, although breaking through to the late tenth layer of the day after tomorrow made his strength reach a terrifying 110,000 catties, but he knew that this was not enough, he needed stronger strength!
Li Yun snorted in the car, and suddenly he woke up from his sleep as if he had a nightmare, and then he nervously checked himself from beginning to end, and after confirming that he was still alive, he breathed a sigh of relief and lay directly on the seat, and then he seemed to think of something and jumped out of the car directly pushing the car door.
The red sun on the horizon is slowly rising, sprinkling a blazing and brilliant light, he will always be so selfless, equal, no matter what you do to him, he will bring hope and vitality to countless people!
The glow shone on Hu Xia's body, and at that moment, Li Yun only felt that Hu Xia's whole body seemed to be exuding glow, and those glows were like flowing water on Hu Xia's body.
For a while, Li Yun was a little stupid, he had never seen anyone who could compare to one ten-thousandth of Hu Xia at this moment, at this moment, in the face of Hu Xia, he actually had an urge to bow and worship, at this moment, Hu Xia was his god, that is, at this moment, Li Yun made up his mind to hug Hu Xia's thigh!
"Phewβ"
A clear and loud birdsong broke the silence, Hu Xia slowly opened his eyes, a fine light flashed in his eyes, and then he picked up the spear in front of him, and in Li Yun's stunned gaze, he slowly floated down from the car, yes, it floated down!
"Big, big, big brother! No, great gods, idols! Li Yun saw that Hu Xia floated down like a fallen leaf without the slightest weight, and the light of worship in his eyes was even worse, and it was about to stick to Hu Xia's body at once!
Hu Xia was taken aback by Li Yun's sudden action, and jumped directly to the side, "What do you want to do?" β
"Big brother, you're definitely not human!" Li Yun looked at Hu Xia with some resentment in his eyes, and his words were a little incoherent.
"You're not human!" Hu Xia had a black line on his head, and a million divine beasts rushed through in his heart.
"You are a god, where are you still a man?" Li Yun shouted, he clearly saw everything Hu Xia on the roof of the car before, and his eyes were full of worship for Hu Xia.
"! Don't gasp for breath when you speak! Hu Xia scolded in a low voice, and then he said to Li Yun with a natural expression, "Let's go, take you to see that little bird!" β
"Go, this little bird is mine today! I'm going to call my eldest brother back to make up for it! Li Yun looked excited, and said with some eagerness, "Early birds......