Chapter 29: My sister introduces you to a boyfriend
"Boom." Gu Yun'er directly blindfolded herself.
Yu Xiaoduo sighed lightly, Mr. Gu, look at this, I can't help it, I can't get rid of it, let me sleep in the living room, then I Yu Xiaoduo will not become a saint.
When Mr. Gu woke up tomorrow, he found that her sister was sleeping next to her, and he would probably kill himself.
"Sister, when did you start sleeping without clothes?" Gu Yun'er asked curiously, Nima.
"Well, it's good for your health and staying in shape." Yu Xiaoduo is talking nonsense, Sister Yun'er, if you do it again, your brother Yu will be rude.
Gu Yun'er has believed in her sister since she was a child, and when she heard that she could maintain her figure, she immediately said, "Then I'll try it too." ”
Yu Xiaoduo: "......"
"Sister."
"Huh?" Yu Xiaoduo rolled his eyes and replied, fortunately turning off the lights.
"Do you have a favorite boy?"
Listening to Gu Yun'er's words, Yu Xiaoduo said, Mr. Gu, your sister misses a man.
"No, you have?" Yu Xiaoduo asked curiously.
"I don't have either, although there are many handsome guys in the entertainment industry, they all want my body, and they are all perverts."
Yu Xiaoduo had a flash of inspiration, didn't Mr. Gu want to introduce himself to himself, it is better to choose a day than to hit the day: "Yun'er, my sister will introduce you to a boy." ”
"Really? What kind? Do you have a photo? Is your body good? ”
Look, Mr. Gu, your sister really misses men, and I feel that the chat between women is no different from that of men.
Yu Xiaoduo said in a deep voice: "This boy is not particularly handsome, but his handsomeness is handsome." "It's right to introduce yourself in this way, and you will definitely not deceive or exaggerate propaganda.
Gu Yun'er didn't speak, but she had already begun to fantasize about it, and her sister's introduction was definitely not bad, and she wouldn't harm herself.
"He has broad pectorals, eight-pack abs plus shark line, and the lines are so sharp that they seem to have been carved with a knife."
As soon as she heard her sister's description, Gu Yun'er became interested, but she also asked curiously, "Sister, have you seen it?" ”
"Uh... Met in the gym. ”
Gu Yun'er let out a long sigh.
Yu Xiaoduo continued to work hard to introduce himself: "And he is very self-motivated, has a strong sense of justice, and has never had a girlfriend, just waiting for the girl in his heart." Saying that, I was moved, and the old iron tree, which had been holding back for so many years, was finally about to blossom and bear fruit.
"Ah, I've never had a girlfriend, is there a mental illness?"
Yu Xiaoduo almost vomited a mouthful of old blood, how could I be sick, I was waiting for a destined person, stinky sister to watch and beat.
"How can you say that, in this impetuous society, boys can still maintain their innocence, how rare it is, they are principled and don't mess around with men and women outside." Yu Xiaoduo hurriedly explained, a good man like us, you can't find it with a lantern.
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I go, what is this God understanding?
"You don't like that? Why? ”
"I've heard some girls say that they don't have the skills, so take a closer look."
Alas, I didn't sell myself, it was too much of a failure.
"But my sister's vision is definitely right, and we can meet when the time comes."
Yu Xiaoduo's eyes lit up, she is really a good sister, listen to her sister's words, how can my sister harm you.
Gu Yun'er suddenly smiled and said, "Sister, why don't you start with such a good boy yourself?" ”
"Silly Yun'er, my sister just wants to see you happy." After Yu Xiaoduo finished speaking, he was numb, and he was so moved.
Sure enough, Gu Yun'er was moved by her sister: "Sister, you are too good to me." ”
"So you have to listen to your sister." Yu Xiaoduo laughed in his heart, feeling that he was too evil.
"Hmm."
Feeling Gu Yun'er rubbing in his arms, Yu Xiaoduo asked in a low voice, "Yun'er, sister will give you a massage." ”
"Yes, yes." Gu Yun'er is like a stunned lamb, being coaxed into the cave by a hungry wolf.
"You turn your back to me first." Yu Xiaoduo swears that it is an ordinary massage.
Gu Yun'er obediently turned her back to her, so that Yu Xiaoduo could make it easier to start, come on, make my fame
Lying on the bed, Gu Wan'er couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, she took out her mobile phone and looked at it, it was one o'clock in the morning, and she wanted to make a call to talk to Yu Xiaoduo, but she still forgot it, it was estimated that she had already slept.
The bored Gu Wan'er flipped through Yu Xiaoduo's mobile phone, and when she couldn't sleep, she would find a TV series to watch, and she could be hypnotized by watching it.
But I found that there was no drama APP on my mobile phone, only one was called Doudou Media, so Gu Wan'er clicked on this APP.
When she opened it, Gu Wan'er looked at it in disbelief, then turned off the phone directly, threw it aside, and secretly scolded Yu Xiaoduo LSP, there was actually such a thing in the phone.
Time passed minute by minute, and Gu Wan'er, who was covered in the quilt, couldn't sleep even more, thinking that he didn't know anyway, so take a look again.
I saw an arm stretched out from the quilt, and took the mobile phone with lightning speed, and in the dark bedroom, there was a faint light from the gap in the quilt, and there was a strange sound.