On the mountain road.

There is a female reporter who is climbing a mountain with a live broadcast.

While climbing the mountain, he excitedly said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Ladies and gentlemen, you will never guess who I am climbing with now!" See these people next to you? These are zombies! ”

The female reporter said, holding a camera and filming.

Netizens in the live broadcast room: "6666666! Is this in Qingyun Mountain? it! I see that the Quiet Wind Passage is growing! The disciples of the Sliding Shovel Sect meet the master! ”

"These are the zombies that were captured from Ziyang City! I've heard that it's amazing! The anchor is not afraid of being bitten by zombies? ”

"It's so daring, young lady, if it were me, I wouldn't dare to get so close to zombies!"

"What are you afraid of, this is in Qingyun Mountain, so many red-robed Dao Masters are staring, and there are purple-robed Heavenly Masters on the mountain, do you dare to move these zombies?"

"Why do these zombies wear a big black robe?"

"Nonsense, bring zombies up the mountain in broad daylight, no matter what, you have to cover it up a little bit to make a show, otherwise it's too blatant."

"Isn't that blatant enough? Who doesn't know that these are zombies! ”

The female reporter also said at this time: "Everyone wait, I'll take a close-up picture of zombies during the day!" ”

The female reporter said that she was going to get close to the zombie team to broadcast live.

At this moment, a yellow-robed Taoist leader walked over quickly: "Supreme Heavenly Venerable, this female layman, pay attention, these are our guests from Qingyun Mountain, don't take random pictures." ”

Female reporter: "It's okay, I'm not afraid of these, I know, these are zombies, right!" I've watched all the live broadcasts. ”

Listen to the female reporter.

The yellow-robed Taoist had a serious face and said, "What zombie? Don't be misled by online media and marketing accounts, these are homeless people who volunteered to come to our Qingyun Mountain to do sweeping volunteers! ”

The yellow-robed Taoist chief is saying.

However, at this moment, in the team, a figure's nose moved, and it smelled the breath of the living people around it.

It couldn't help but turn its head to look at the reporter.

This scene happened to be filmed by the reporter's live broadcast camera.

In front of the live broadcast screen, I saw the face under the big hood of the black robe, skinny.

It's like a hundred-year-old bacon that has been dried for a hundred years and twisted together, with green hair on his face, fierce and vicious, and he still spits black gas between breathing and breathing.

The yellow-robed Taoist also noticed that this zombie was unruly, and actually turned his head around.

The Taoist Chief's face darkened, and he snorted.

"Look at what? Come on! ”

The zombie shuddered, shrunk its head back like a child making a mistake, and walked briskly up the hill.

Audience in the live broadcast room: "6666666! ”

"This is the tramp in the mouth of the Taoist chief? His face was so hairy. ”

"With a face full of green hair, a dry corpse type, skin like hundred-year-old bacon, the worst time a homeless man was hacked!"

"Tramp: I don't have a good job, I won't be like this! Beware of Lawyer's Letter Warning! ”

"In ancient times, Zhao Gao pointed to the deer as a horse, and the existing yellow-robed Taoist pointed to the stiff as a man, and Hu Hai called him an expert!"

"Zombie: I said I didn't do it voluntarily, do you believe it?"

"Hahahaha, what a zombie! Movies don't dare to act like this! ”

"This sense of déjà vu is like the worst group of students in the country falling into the hands of the most authoritative and strict teachers in the country, laughing at me!"

"Zombies: Don't zombies have human rights?

Michigan: Nonsense! Zombies certainly don't have human rights! It's either volunteer or cremation on the spot, the choice is yours! ”

"Resentment from zombies +999999!"

……

Under the leadership of Jingfeng and other Taoist leaders.

The group of zombies was captured alive and extradited to the mountain.

After special education.

The red-robed Dao Elders of Qingyun Mountain changed each zombie into cleaning clothes and put on masks.

Then, according to different positions, each zombie is intimately assigned a career.

Among them, the posts are divided into: sweeping group, scrubbing group, tour guide group, and first aid group.

The sweeping group is the easiest to understand.

It is a broom and a dustpan for one person, and sweeps the floor everywhere in Qingyun Mountain.

The scrubbing team is responsible for scrubbing the statues, scrubbing the doors of tables and chairs.

The nature of the work of the tour guide group is more complicated.

You should carry a recorded amplifier for the explanation of each scenic spot and stand in a fixed scenic spot.

Once there are tourists walking to this scenic spot.

The zombies will turn on the loudspeaker and show visitors a special introduction to the attraction.

As for the first aid group.

It is the most important post.

Once the person who goes up the mountain is in danger or injured and cannot go down the mountain.

First aid zombies are to act as porters and ropeways downhill.

Carry the tourists on their backs and send them down the mountain.

The first aid team is currently entrusted with two people.

The two red ones were stiff.

Because they can fly to the sky.

It's perfect to be a first responder.

If a tourist gets injured or doesn't want to climb the stone steps down the mountain on their own.

You can pay fifty yuan and ask Fei Zombie to help you carry the rappelling down the mountain.

This is not only convenient for tourists, but Qingyun Mountain can also use zombies to earn some project fees.

It's a win-win situation.

Of course, zombies are certainly speechless.

Especially those two flying stiff.

I've never been so speechless in my life.

Fei Stiff: I am so dignified and stiff, I have practiced for thousands of years, I kill people without blinking, and you let me be a porter? Isn't it a bit excessive?

Dao Chief: "Either go to be a porter, or go to the Taoist temple to sweep the floor." ”

Fei Stiff: "Vonima, don't treat zombies as people, do you, porters are porters!" ”

……

From this day on, not only the cleaning staff on Qingyun Mountain has increased.

There are also more guides and two porters who explain at fixed points.

On the mountain road,

Zhou Yuanpeng and Zhang Tong are routinely sweeping the floor.

Sweeping and sweeping, suddenly there was a snort.

They all realized that something seemed wrong today.

Originally, in the entire Qingyun Mountain Road, only the two of them swept the floor.

Why are there a few more today?

Zhang Tong and Zhou Yuanpeng glanced at each other.

I was happy.

This is another person who came to challenge the Heavenly Master and lost, and was driven here to sweep the floor, right?

The two walked up to greet the newcomer.

"Dude, the new guy! You are also a challenger to the Celestial Master? Say, how many years are you going to sweep here? ”

"You, why don't you say hello to you?"

"Hey! So rude? It's too dragged, buddy, social quotations are on your shoulders, less rampant in front of me, do you hear when you talk to you? ”

Zhou Yuanpeng looked at the newcomer sweeping the floor and told him for a long time, but the other party ignored him.

Zhou Yuanpeng was furious.

Grandma Lee's!

I don't dare to provoke the Heavenly Master, I can't beat the Taoist on the mountain.

Even you, the new little cleaner, dare to run rampant in front of yourself?

Zhou Yuanpeng directly pushed this cleaner.

directly pushed off the opponent's hat.

Seeing that this kid is pretending to be forced in broad daylight and wearing a mask.

Zhou Yuanpeng: "Rub!" Boy, you're pretending! Wearing a mask in broad daylight and treating yourself as a social person?

Today, you Pengye, I will let you know what Nezha is in the sea, pick up the muscles and scales, put away your temper and be a low-key person! ”

Zhou Yuanpeng stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and took advantage of the fact that the little cleaner was not paying attention, so he lifted his mask.

In the next second, the cleaner turned his head and looked at the two brothers, Zhou Yuanpeng and Zhang Tong, with a 'nuclear goodness' face.

The bacon-like muscles on his face moved, his mouth opened slightly, and a large stream of black corpse qi was immediately spit out.

Mao Zhuang: "What's the matter, brother?" Everyone is sweeping the floor, why are you taking off my mask? ”

Zhou Yuanpeng was still arrogant just now, and the next second he saw the zombie face behind the mask spitting black gas.

He almost peeed out of the freak.

Now he knew why this guy was wearing a mask.

Hell Nyima is alive in broad daylight!

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