Gangmen Dragon Tiger Funeral Home.

Today can be described as a lively day, everywhere is a man in a black suit, with a fierce look in his eyes, it seems that everyone is very vigilant, especially those who come to worship.

At half past four, Yu Xiaoduo, Tang Qing, Tang Hong, and Wang Biao, who was driving, arrived.

As soon as he got out of the car, Yu Xiaoduo turned around and asked, "Did you bring a red envelope?" ”

"I brought a red envelope." Tang Qing said with a smile.

Tang Hong was speechless, it was like this every time, and it was before, when I went out without money, it wasn't me.

Yu Xiaoduo, I Tang Hong must owe you in my last life.

"I only have two hundred cash."

Yu Xiaoduo took the red envelope and cash, took out a pen and said, "Tang Hong, Tang family, two hundred yuan." ”

Tang Hong: "......"

"Why don't you write your own name." Tang Hong couldn't stand it anymore.

Yu Xiaoduo smiled innocently: "I didn't give money, how can I write mine." ”

"You!" was so angry that Tang Hong directly took out all the cash.

"Such a big boss, what do you care about with me, a worker, stingy."

Tang Hong exploded in an instant, spending my money, and calling me stingy.

I really don't know what those stunning beauties like about you, if I were a woman, I wouldn't even look at you.

Before I reached the door, I suddenly heard someone singing and dancing rap, and they were dancing in a strange tone, just like the kind of crying and mourning in the countryside.

You hate yourself for not having enough fun, so you lie on that hospital bed and smoke, only eat two bites of porridge, and soon you are going to travel to the underworld, and you have eaten fake wine and gutter oil.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaoduo's face stiffened, and Tang Qing in the back was the same, he almost didn't laugh, this is also the boss's funeral.

Buy a Zhongtai or second-hand, every day to do maintenance, complain that the mortgage has not been paid enough, or a set of unfinished buildings, when I was a child, I would only herd cattle, so I grew up too honest, and he didn't mix it up until he died.

Yu Xiaoduo and Tang Qing suddenly turned around and released the stiff expression on their faces, who the hell invited to sing the mourning.

Sure enough, someone immediately took the two singing and dancing people away, and they must have been beaten.

When he came to the front of the steps, he suddenly looked vigilant to a man in a suit.

I saw a man walking out of the mourning hall, Yu Xiaoduo didn't know him, but if Su Qingfei was here, he would definitely know him.

Isn't this the Wenfeng boy who was bombed?

Wen Feng looked at the four of them and shouted, "There are guests arriving!" ”

Music suddenly played in the mourning hall, and Yu Xiaoduo walked into the mourning hall with three people, and there were many tables on the left and right, and people could be seen playing cards and eating melon seeds.

Before the throne knelt a woman knelt in sackcloth.

Hand over the money first, and the person who registered looked at the name, the people of the Tang family? Which Tang family?

"One bow, two bows, three bows, family thanks."

"Condolences." Yu Xiaoduo said softly.

The woman didn't speak, but nodded.

A younger brother arranged for Yu Xiaoduo and four people to come to the table next to him, who could play mahjong and poker, how to be happy.

"How about we play landlord fighting?" Yu Xiaoduo suggested.

This time, even Tang Qing pretended not to hear it, and played cards with Yu Xiaoduo, it was no different from giving him money, thinking that Yang Guo would lose cleanly even in his pants back then.

"How about we play with sticker strips?" Yu Xiaoduo said with a smile.

In this matter, Tang Hong and Tang Qing reached a unified opinion.

Wang Biao on the side was very puzzled, why didn't he play with the teacher? I want to play a few of them.

Yu Xiaoduo shouted bored when he saw this, and came over early to see the situation, so he could only eat melon seeds and watch videos.

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bsp; Suddenly, I saw Wan'er send a voice message.

"You can follow Sister Su's example."

Hearing Wan'er's idea, Yu Xiaoduo didn't understand it for a while, why don't you ask what it means? Wouldn't that make you look stupid?

Emulate Sister Su?

Leaving the group?

Wan'er, you're such a genius, why didn't I think of it?

opened WeChat, Yu Xiaoduo directly came to the group and quit the group, whether the pressure went to Sister Su's side, the pressure had to be two-way, but it couldn't all be on his head.

At this time, Gu Wan'er was about to get off work, so she opened WeChat and looked at it.

The only man withdrew from the group.

Gu Wan'er: "?????? ”

The backhand is to call Yu Xiaoduo.

Seeing that Gu Wan'er was calling, Yu Xiaoduo smiled proudly: "Wife, what a good idea." ”

"What a good idea, what are you doing when you quit the group." Gu Wan'er cracked, Yu Xiaoduo, did you misunderstand.

Yu Xiaoduo paused: "Didn't you ask me to emulate Sister Su?" ”

"Ouch, my mother, I asked you to follow suit, I asked you to go to Ziyin, Sister Su knows to sell miserably, you can too, and Sister Xiao, you go too, don't you just force Xiao Yu back."

Yu Xiaoduo broke instantly: "Why didn't you say it earlier." ”

"I thought you understood me."

"I understand you."

"Then why don't you understand."

"That's because there are two more I don't understand."

"Two more?"

"yes, think about it."

Gu Wan'er thought for a while, and suddenly shouted: "Yu Xiaoduo!" ”

Yu Xiaoduo hung up the phone in an instant, and this mother-in-law couldn't talk well, which made me quit the group.

However, as soon as I hung up the phone, Sister Bai's call came in.

Yu Xiaoduo looked at the mobile phone on the call, he really couldn't cry or laugh, Wan'er, you hurt me.

"Hey." Yu Xiaoduo said with a smile.

"What are you doing? Su Qingfei retreated, and you retreated too? Then I'll quit too! ”

"Wait, wait, it's all Wan'er's fault." Yu Xiaoduo hurriedly explained that this was to provoke Sister Bai, the first time she heard Sister Bai angry, she didn't seem to have done it before. new

"Wan'er? What does this have to do with Wan'er? ”

Yu Xiaoduo said seriously: "It's all Wan'er's idea, she asked me to retreat, so that Ziyin and Sister Xiao can be anxious." ”

Shirakhime's expression was like this ( ̄ー ̄)

"I'll pull you back, and don't see me if you come back!" After speaking, Sister Bai hung up the phone angrily.

Yu Xiaoduo was stupid, he didn't get Sister Su, and he beat himself up.

Just hung up Sister Bai's phone, Sister Xiao's phone came, and Yu Xiaoduo instantly adjusted her mood.

"Why did you leave the group?" Xiao Luan asked unhappily.

"Your brother wants to kill me, Ziyin said I'm a bad guy, forget it, it's boring."

"Ah, my brother said that!" Xiao Luan's tone instantly improved, and there was a tendency to theorize with Xiao Yu.

"Sister Xiao, don't say it, your brother has to mess with me, you can collect the body when the time comes."

"Xiaoduo, don't worry, I'll ask."

Yu Xiaoduo sighed: "Sister Xiao, don't go, when the time comes, I will still say that I am not a man, I am really going to fight, I will not hurt Sister Xiao and your brother, it will be hacked to death by your brother if it is a big deal." ”

"How could he do this!" Xiao Luanjiao hung up the phone with a shout.

Yu Xiaoduo felt that Wan'er's idea was too sassy, and I Yu Xiaoduo couldn't stand it.