Then.

Several metallic starships streaked through the live broadcast room of the big horse monkey.

At the same time, one of his penguin avatars flashed.

"Thank you! Thank you Brother Sad for the interstellar, thank you brother for your blessings! ”

The big horse monkey looked at the other party's nickname and thanked him excitedly.

"Hehe, sad brother looking for me, there must be something serious!"

He said to the live broadcast room, click on the penguin.

Sure enough, it turned out that it was the elder who asked him to put on a weapon.

"No problem! Everything is included in my country's server amplification king, strengthening the king ...... The Black Iron Emperor is on the Emperor! ”

The big horse monkey patted his chest and quickly logged on to the other party's account.

Clicked into the backpack of the sword soul, and there was a desolate pink desolate ancient lightsaber lying inside.

"I'm trendy, Red 16! Still lost? ”

When the big horse monkey saw this weapon, he was also stunned, and he typed again with some unconfidence.

No...... Brother, I just turned out the desolate ancient short, and you want to increase the desolate ancient light by 17?

My country's service is the first red eye, don't you want to lose face?

Nine-day baby: "Brother Sad, it's 16 red...... Is it really still lost? ”

Leave the sadness: "Throw it for you again, of course it's good, if it doesn't, you won't lose it if you go back to 16." ”

Yu Qing replied.

That's what he thought.

After all, +15 can be hard, and +16 can be done with money and time.

But +17 is really too face-looking.

The consumption of manpower and material resources is huge, and every time it is strengthened, it is exponential growth, and he can't withstand it.

Nine-day baby: "Okay, tonight, my country's server amplification king will make a move, and you can do it with sad brother!" ”

After seeing it, the big horse monkey was also full of ambition and ready to do a big job.

He began to prepare for the kicker.

Guild Amplification Elixir, Kelly Title, Pet Held...... I bought a lot of cushion knives at the auction house.

Then, he manipulated the Sword Soul and came to the outside of the Fighting Soul Guild dungeon.

Anti-kill leap land: "Ahaha, Bao Gen'er, Bao Gen'er, I'm your fan, do you think I'm trendy?" ”

On the side, a red-eyed man wearing red-winged iron shackles said excitedly.

That is not lost: "Get out, you, can you not embarrass the Fighting Soul Guild!" ”

Burning chest hair: "Double happiness of food and branches, do flip and send ......"

For a while, many Fighting Soul Guilds heard that their Shenhao President was increasing again, and they all came quickly.

After all, no one wants to miss something like this that is beautiful and live broadcast.

"Hehe, the guild members of Brother Sad are all talents!"

The big horse monkey looked at this picture and felt very kind.

He double-checked the kicker, then put the more than 20,000 kicker guards in the hotbar into the warehouse first.

When everything was ready, he began to throw the mat knife.

[Player Leaves Sorrow Enhancement +17 Rusty Katana Success!] ]

[Player Leaves Sorrow Enhancement +18 Rusty Katana Success!] ]

……

It's just that this mediocre cushion knife has tenacious vitality and has never been broken.

"it?!"

The big horse monkey looked at this tenacious mat, and he was also confused.

And because of the cold and nasal congestion, he quickly pulled out a piece of paper and stuffed it into his nostrils.

"I'm damp, this mat is fine......"

The big horse monkey said to himself, feeling some sticky and slippery in his hand, and quickly threw the paper into the trash.

"Ahaha, Bengbu is lived!"

"Damn, I'm completely squirming! Vegas Snot King, isn't this stickier than bird's nest? ”

"Haha, duang!! Malaysian Monkey Crystal Pendant, Intelligence +250!! ”

……

For a moment, the barrage exploded instantly.

Originally, the news that the first sword soul of the national service strengthened the red 17 lightsaber had already spread on the panda platform.

And the major anchors in the DNF circle rushed over to witness this historic moment.

However, Da Chaoba, you show us this???

Sword Soul: "Brother Bustard, pay attention to your image!" ”

Gun Soul Jumper: "Ahaha, Brother Bao's new look, it's so trendy, I can't imagine it......"

Crazy milk Dashuo: "Brother Bao, wipe it quickly!" You're getting the liquid coming out! ”

And the DNF anchors in various live broadcast rooms, seeing this picture, also laughed out loud.

But at this time, the horse monkey did not react.

He narrowed the corners of his eyes and wiped the goo from his hands.

"Huh? Crystal pendants? What do you mean? ”

The big horse monkey glanced at the barrage and found that netizens had been brushing crystal pendants......

"Don't take random screenshots! Isn't it normal to have a runny nose!! ”

Only then did the big horse monkey realize that it might have been a little indecent to wipe his nose just now.

"Could it be... Could it be that the clam clam ......"

It's just that when he saw the screenshots in the fan group, he couldn't even hold himself.

In the picture, the monkey is wearing a black sweatshirt with a white paper sticking into his right nostril.

And under the pumping paper, there is a milky white, slender and slender nose......

"Haha, the big horse monkey gave the sad Goraz on the spot, and I like to mention the +18 crystal pendant, try the salty soup, is it the same as bird's nest?"

"It is known that the crystal that has been empty has sagged 15cm, and the radius is 35mm, asking for the weight of the crystal that has been virtual? Crystal density? Find the tensile force of the paper towel at this time......"

"Little Ren has a mole, the family has family rules, car dealers, crystal pendants...... I've watched this paragraph more than a dozen times! ”

In the live broadcast room, the barrage flew by like locusts, and all kinds of spoof jokes followed.

Even, even gif emojis have come out.

"Haha, ha...... I, I don't want to lose face! ”

The big horse monkey smiled awkwardly and watched the replay of his death.

He laughed straight and collapsed on the gaming chair.

Because, not long ago, the water friend complained to him, and when the female anchor stayed in the girl's live broadcast, the snot squirted out.

And at that time, I replied: Really? Can a female anchor be like that? I don't do that, not even when I have a cold!

The female anchor "snorted", it was really picturesque......

Today, however, retribution came too quickly......

"Damn, this Monkey brand crystal pendant almost didn't send me away......"

Yu Qing was lying on the bed, originally holding her mobile phone to watch the live broadcast, but fell directly to the ground.

"Don't laugh, be serious...... I'm a serious person! ”

The big horse monkey restrained his embarrassment and began to seriously increase his big boss.

Nima!

In front of Brother Sad, he was also helpless for such a famous scene!

Although the live broadcast effect exploded, it was really not what I wanted.

Because, this picture is definitely the most shameful moment in his life since the live broadcast of Baogen.

Will be nailed to the pillar of shame by sailors and laughed at for a whole year!

[Player Leaving Grief Boost +19 Rusty Katana Failure!] ]

……

"Broken! Right! It's very feeling! ”

After a series of failures, the monkey screamed excitedly.

He quickly used a teleportation potion to move in front of Krent.

And here, it has already been crowded with people, and players in Quang Nam District 1 have been waiting for a long time.

Unmoved, the monkey opened his backpack again and threw some of the booster pads into it.

[Player Departure Grief Amplification +16 Perus' Honor Failure!] ]

[Player Departure Grief Amplification +14 Black Twins - Electric Failure!] ]

……

After a series of failures, these kicker mats shattered into pure remains.

At this time, the big horse monkey was in danger, quickly opened the owl, and took out the amplification protection coupon in the warehouse.

[Are you sure you want to kick up?] 20,579 Equipment Amplification Protection Coupons]

Then.

The big horse monkey dragged the red 16's desolate dust lightsaber into the amplifier.

His palms trembled slightly, and he thought silently in his heart for a few seconds.

Then, quickly click OK.

At the same time, he ran and slammed the door shut.

At this time, Yu Qing also sat up straight, and couldn't help but get nervous.

He also closed the live window and waited for news.

"Woo-"

In the live broadcast screen, Krent's amplification machine is running, emitting a dazzling light.

In the next second, a golden weapon icon appeared.

[Player Leaving Grief Amplification +17 Ancient Relic Lightsaber Success!] ]

At the same time, a kicker message appeared in the game system.

Brother Yang is the strongest: "it!" Lao Hang 666, Sad Brother 999, 6 overturned! ”

Bang Bang gives you two punches: "Nima, rich man, he is really happy!" ”

Wang Buliuxing: "I teamed up with Brother Sadness, Gaga, and I was responsible for Gaga... It's just that why do I cry when I look at it......"

Krent's side was surrounded by water, and countless players made the sound of turtles.

Eiji: "Sad Elder 666, I may not have told you, in fact, I am also the branch leader of the Fighting Soul Guild......"

Sword Soul, "The Sad Elder is still strong!" Red 17's lightsaber...... I don't dare to think about it. ”

The emperor is crying: "Forget it, with this guy here, Aihua Group should still be subservient......"

In the live broadcast rooms of various anchors, many sword soul anchors have different thoughts.

A few minutes later.

The big horse monkey returned, opened the door a crack, revealing a monkey's head, and glanced at the computer screen.

"Huh! What am I? That's it? I'm not serious yet! Rise! ”

The big horse monkey saw that the +16 lightsaber did not fail, but really became.

He suddenly danced with his hands and couldn't help but put up all kinds of classic poss.

"Ming people don't say dark words, Ming pigs don't pretend to be secret, I'm a wild boar Peggy put the words here, I'll go out to eat pig food, and when I come back, the emperor doesn't have a red 17, I'll die everyone who is sitting, pay attention! It's the arch that kills you! ”

And in the live broadcast room, the sailors were so happy when they saw this guy that they were scared.

even, made up a joke on the spot.

……

One day, years later, in a corner of the Demon Realm, Herder sat on the ground in rags, her blood bar as fragile as a broken candle, and stood in front of her several adventurers in the posture of victors......

Among them, a man who looked like a dog leader condescendingly declared to her: "Herder, your plot has completely failed, and using us is your biggest failure, after all, we are also growing up ......"

However, the weak Herder did not look depressed, and she asked the adventurer a question: "You are stronger than all the apostles including me, but you really destroyed all the apostles?" ”

"The 12 dark forces have been liberated, and if you succeed in stopping you, isn't it the end?" The head of the dog asked suspiciously.

Herder, however, just smiled.

"What is an apostle? The strong is the apostle! ”

After speaking, a space-time rift opened behind him, and a person walked out of it.

His body was full of red light, and the air was filled with blood, and the blood burst out.

With just one move, the adventurers all fell to the ground.

The head of the dog group stared at death, and vaguely saw the unruly word "killing the sky" on the red light.

And the words that are even more desperate to hear......

That's it? I'm not serious yet......