April.

After the Chinese New Year, the anniversary did not come, and Arad remained calm.

Players are just brushing the abyss, beating up the little turtles, and practicing Lukney.

However, on April 23, Arad caused an uproar because of a street interview.

In a certain program called "School Sister is Coming", the hostess randomly interviewed the girls she met on the street with the topic of "What kind of boy is a dick".

This was originally nothing, but now the term "Dick Silk" has become popular with the self-deprecation of netizens.

There is also the fire of "Dick Silk Man", which makes ordinary netizens generally think that he is a dick, and there is nothing wrong with it.

However.

After a girl appeared, she immediately committed the anger of DNF players.

"I think a lot of men who play DNF, and then it's the kind of dead fat house, and then the level has never seen a girl......"

In the interview screen, a girl wearing a black and red top, slightly convex cheekbones, and orange hair, draped over her shoulders, laughed and said.

"As long as there is one woman...... There will be all sorts, that is... You know, that feeling of swarming up......"

"Let's talk about the beard, it's the kind of mustache that you have, you know, the kind that you haven't trimmed your beard, and the kind of sneakers you usually wear, and then they look dirty, and then the socks leak out......"

As soon as this street interview came out, the attention was not high.

But after being posted to colg by a netizen, it immediately aroused the anger of 8 million warriors.

Mint Ben was slightly cool: "The breath is shivering and cold, as a dead fat house, what did I do wrong?" ”

Neyali: "I see you're deliberately making things difficult for me...... The labor-management 5000 fine milk daddy can't let her intellectual milk reach a positive number! ”

If you have a plate, you will pick up the green eight: "This thin house has a set of fashions enough to play in the foot-washing city for one night...... This person publicly insulted the majority of DNF warriors, and the younger brother lived up to the expectations of eight million warriors, and he has gone to the heroine's Weibo...... In order to appease the anger of the public, it is recommended to shoot and kill. ”

Players are outraged.

As we all know, DNF players can be described as hidden dragons and crouching tigers, not dead fat houses as the other party said......

Soon, countless netizens went to the post bar of Shuangqing Technology and Business University.

For a while, a university post bar and forum, which was originally deserted, poured in thousands of traffic just because of a woman's words.

Mengqiu was banned today: "Poisoned milk powder is more fun than you women...... Going out with you will also require all kinds of fancy humor, funny, and surprises...... you paralyzed, labor and management are tired, don't ask me stories, those are all in the past, is a shiver more exciting than a flash? I don't believe ......"

Qingqingshu: "I have to stand up, according to the 75w ticket brush full of illustrated books, this hanging has swiped 150,000 votes, each 2.7w, that is, 4 billion game coins, converted into 10,000 oceans, during the strengthening increase, ten sets of Spring Festival, large at least 20,000 oceans...... According to the foot washing city 398 once, 600 double fly...... I can ...... 40 times a day."

"However, according to scientific research, scientific exercise is 2~3 times a week, 12 times a month, so I can live for 4 months...... So, schoolgirl! Do you know the power of 8 million warriors? I'll tell you ...... day when I can get to you on the earth."

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Philosophical button: "Just obey your wishful thinking!" ”

In the post bar of the University of Technology and Business, there are also many tiger and wolf words, all of which are satirizing the girl who doesn't know what to do.

And this interview video was quickly forwarded wildly in the major DNF penguin groups.

In the fighting spirit group.

The little hands are so white: "The fat house is crying!" I'm the ...... of the dead fat house."

Xiaobai sent a panda picture.

A crying panda pointed at himself.

Pictures of dead fat houses like this have been circulating in major groups.

Even, the dead fat house was also compiled into Kong Yiji's version.

Someone shouted, "Dead fat house, you want to come to the abyss again!" ”

He did not answer, but said to Golantis, "Take a thousand tickets, and change a jar." He took out another 1,000 challenge books and took out seven dog eyes from his pocket.

They deliberately shouted again, "You must be called a dead fat house again!" ”

He opened his eyes wide and said, "How do you insult people's innocence out of thin air? ”

"What slander, I saw you explode a demon knife with my own eyes the day before yesterday, but the network was interrupted, and you were so angry that you broke your chair."

His face turned red, and the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and he argued, "A slightly chubby figure can't be considered a dead fat house...... Plump! Can the 800w warrior be killed with one shot? ”

One after another is difficult to understand, what "abyss tickets are expensive", what "one day can be used for three days for nothing" and so on, which caused everyone to laugh.

The Dark City Square is filled with a cheerful air.

Anti-kill leap land: "Haha! In addition to the president, this group is more handsome than me? To be honest, that woman didn't have a set of fragrances, and she was attractive to me. ”

Burning chest hair: "The school girl who said dnf dead fat house, although she is well hidden, but according to my visual measurement of the distance between her knees, transforming her figure and leg support plus the squeezing force of her legs, it is judged that the distance between her legs is five centimeters......"

Brother Chest Hair analyzed like a tiger.

Ji Ba Cat: "......"

Leaning on the sword and listening to the rain: "......"

Ryosuke Takahashi: "If you don't adapt to the water and soil, I'll obey you, Brother Chest Hair, please take my knees...... Anyway, when are you going to drive tonight! ”

"Nima, a group of old drivers!"

Yu Qing was speechless by the talent of this group of guys.

DNF's dead fat house time is still fermenting, but the style of painting has slowly changed.

On the 26th, a proposal was reposted wildly in colg and major game groups.

"Today, I will go to the best Internet café for the group, preferably more than 20 yuan for an hour, all of them will give me a good suit, the best foreign brand, no matter how domestic it is, but it must be a specialty store, tie tie, tie will not play, arrange for international first-line fashion mages to hand you over at night, don't show your socks, don't wear white socks, that's stupid, shoes are tied with laces, remember to brush them clean - a DNF group announcement."

3 million warriors failed to protect Arad, but they were sworn to defend the last dignity by a girl.

And in the fighting spirit group, it is not okay to be happy.

That is not lost belching: "Brothers, put on your most handsome suit, drink more than 20 drinks, smoke the best cigarettes, go to the most expensive Internet café, comb your hair to look like an adult, and don't embarrass the fighting soul man......"

In front of the computer, the emperor was overjoyed.

Burning chest hair: "Commander, I came in a suit and tie...... I also brought a bag of black stone forest, and a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite......"

Chapter 7 of the night: "Brother Qing, I don't have a suit, what should I do?" ”

The little hands are so white: "Go to a certain treasure to buy, there is already a special 'suit to play the group'......"

The fat house Xiaobai sent a screenshot.

In the picture, a certain treasure customer service recommends a suit + tie for a set of 138 yuan, which is very suitable for Arad warriors and is used to go to an Internet café to play a group.

That is not lost belching: "Nima, who do you look down on, give me a whole set of more than 1,000!" One set for one person! All the consumption tonight, Yu Gongzi pays! ”

Brother Heavenly Emperor roared angrily.

138 ocean's suit, that can also be called a suit?

Wear it out, don't give me the Arad warriors, lose face?

Anyway, this amount of money is not even a dime a dozen for that hateful rich man.

Leaving the sadness: "I didn't say this, who said it, who do you ask for money!" ”

Yu Qing didn't bother to pay attention to this guy.

This guy is Aristotle's sister, Jeanne Masto......

However, the stalk of suits and groups has also spread.

In the mainstream media, a topic of "8 million dead fat houses came to report" successfully ranked second on the Weibo hot search list.

Even, even the game official posted a Weibo in the afternoon, sharing the suit and playing group day.

And on this day, the major anchors in the DNF circle, Nine Day Baby, Ruo Xiangxi, Gun Soul Jumper, Eiji, a burst of milk, crazy milk Dashuo......

also put on the most handsome suits, sat in front of the computer, and played seriously.

Big horse monkey live broadcast room.

"Look at your sample, you ...... Sneaker? ......"

The big horse monkey is wearing a plain black suit with a bow and a clean white shirt underneath today.

He lifted his foot and stepped on the computer desk.

"Authentic Hermes...... I'm the most fashionable and handsome of me, and I haven't even dressed so formally when I got married! ”

The big horse monkey has his hands in his pockets, and he doesn't know what an opponent is.

"Haha, look at your dear! How do you look like a hotel waiter? ”

"The appearance of the fat house in the national costume is responsible, the first licking king in the national uniform, and the first white suit in the national uniform! Disturb! ”

"Wishing for Han Xixi's seduction, Xixi's breath, Xixi's flow!"

The live broadcast room was full of happy air.

Then, the big horse monkey opened the live broadcast room of the Sword Soul Tuhao brother and observed.

Big Horse Monkey: "I'll be honest, Brother Sword Soul is in this suit!" Not as handsome as me! ”

Today, Brother Sword Soul is also wearing a brown cardigan suit, but he doesn't tie a butterfly.

Due to his strong build, he shaved a bullet and looked fairly neat.

"Brother Bustard, your bow tie is like a sand wither!"

Brother Sword Soul saw the big horse monkey coming to the house, and said to the live broadcast room.

"Look at your bear-like ...... I look like a high-end hotel waiter, but you look like a contractor! ”

The big horse monkey teased.

The two of them chatted like this across the air conditioner.

However, after the big horse monkey teased, he still gave the other party a month's guard.

Then, he went to the other female anchor rooms and checked them out.

Like what Tingbao, today is wearing a white women's suit, Qiqi is wearing a white suit.

"Tingbao! You're in a sex suit! ”

The big horse monkey teased, and then after speaking, he also gave gifts to these female anchors.

In short, today's horse monkeys can be called panda bullies.

……

Yu Qing came to the public channel of the Turtle Regiment.

When you open it, you can see that there are all kinds of dead fat house group names.

"The dead fat house leads the team to give 5r over one~"

"We're not dead fat houses!"

"Guangnan Electromechanical Dead Fat House Tackles a Mess ......"

"Chasing dreams and flowing water, the dead fat house chops the legs of the powerful group, to the strong c, you can paddle ......"

……

"It's kind of interesting......"

Yu Qing also used the trumpet to open a water ball, and then beckoned a group of dead fat houses to paddle.

He's just wearing a tailored suit today...... Be serious.

After all, Suit Day is an exclusive holiday for the Arad warriors.

As the first sword soul in the national service, you can't be sloppy!