Chapter 505: A Piece of Stinky Meat

And the guy who was dragged off the tombstone by Zhang Li was lying on his back on the ground, squirming like a meat maggot.

What's even more terrifying is that this person is actually laughing, laughing silently, but that smile is like an idiot.

This is a fool.

The second dog lady breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that it's not a dead person, no wonder she climbed onto the tombstone, it turned out to be a fool.

But Zhang Lizheng, what's going on?

Isn't it stupid too?

"Hurry up, Lao Zhang has hit the evil spirit, the second dog girl, hurry up and beat the evil cult away!"

Li is a warm-hearted person in the village, although Zhang Li is not a good person, but the villagers can't watch him hit the evil and don't care.

The people in the village can not know who the emperor is, but they can't not know who it is.

Li Zhengye, that is the soil emperor of the village, has a lot of power.

Li Zheng sent a message to her to save another Li Zheng, the second dog lady was proud, there must be green smoke on her ancestral grave, this is the glory of the ancestors.

The second dog lady looked around and saw a black dog pooping next to a grave.

The second dog lady rushed over, and the black dog was so frightened that he turned around and ran.

The second dog lady picked up the hot shit balls, like a treasure, she walked in front of Zhang Lizheng, raised the shit balls in her hand, and was about to stuff them into Zhang Lizheng's mouth!

Zhang Lizheng was in a daze, and when he saw a fierce mother-in-law stretching out his hand towards him, Zhang Lizheng hurriedly avoided it and shouted, "What are you going to do?" ”

The second dog lady was stunned: "I'll exorcise evil spirits for you!" ”

Exorcism?

Zhang Lizheng's eyes lit up, and he looked down at the one he threw on the ground, Zhang Xinming!

"Quick, you're just in time, he's evil, hurry up and exorcise him, hurry up!"

Zhang Xinming was fine yesterday, only one night later, he lay on the tombstone, and it was Zhang Dachong's tombstone, isn't this evil or what?

"Okay!"

The second dog lady has always been a vigorous and resolute person, she picked up the shit balls in her hand, there was no piece left, and all of them were stuffed into Zhang Xinming's mouth.

Zhang Xinming was originally grinning and smirking, but suddenly someone stuffed something, not only did he not resist, but he also chewed, and then swallowed......

It's not the first time that the second dog lady has fed people shit in these years, but this is the first time that she has eaten it so happily.

What does this mean?

It shows that the person is really evil!

"Quick, go get the sticks, get a few more!"

There was no shortage of sticks in the village, and after a while, several young men came over with sticks.

"Hit, hit hard, beat the evil cult out!"

A few men were about to make a move, but Lijia Village hurriedly stopped him, and he said to Zhang Lizheng: "This, you have to let the people from your village come, the strong labor of our village is not doing this." ”

When Zhang Lizheng saw Zhang Xinming eating shit, he had already decided that Zhang Xinming must have been evil.

Hearing Li Zheng from Lijia Village say this, Zhang Lizheng did not object.

I heard that Li Zhengye went to the cemetery early in the morning, and the people in Zhangjia Village were curious, so someone also followed, and there were more than a dozen people from Zhangjia Village watching the excitement at this time.

Zhang Lizheng saw them at a glance and shouted, "What are you doing there, come here, hurry up!" ”

What are you doing here, of course you're beating someone.

The people of Lijia Village are unwilling to interfere, so let the people of Zhangjia Village do it.

Anyway, Zhang Xinming is also a member of the Zhang family, although their branch moved to the county seat, but the ancestral tomb is still here, they are from Zhangjia Village.

Zhang Xinming ate dog shit and ate it well, and suddenly, a stick hit him, who wouldn't beat people, let alone do good deeds.

The villagers of Zhangjia Village, in the matter of helping Zhang Xinming to exorcise evil spirits, exerted all their strength, sweated profusely, beat Zhang Xinming to the point that his skin was open, and he fainted to death for the fourth time.

A child rushed out, unbuttoned his pants, and threw a bubble of precious child urine on Zhang Xinming's face.

Grandpa said that the boy's urine is a good thing, if it weren't for the fact that this fool is also surnamed Zhang, he would be reluctant to give it.

Not to mention, the boy's urine does work, Zhang Xinming is not only awake, but also able to speak!

"Uncle, don't arrest me, Brother Xinwang, it's my mistake, don't eat me, don't eat me!"

Zhang Xinming is crazy!

In the yali of Rongcheng County, the night shift official left after work, and when he left, he was already yawning again and again, and as for the pile of stinky meat that was thrown into the cell last night, it had long been forgotten outside the clouds.

When the day guard came, he walked around the cages where the prisoners were temporarily held, and before he reached the innermost one, he smelled a foul smell.

This is the smell of mixed with the smell of urine, and the official almost smoked it.

He spat in disgust, didn't go any further, turned and walked out.

It wasn't until a day later that Zhang Xinde was finally able to speak, and he was screaming in the prison, that the officials remembered that there was still such a pile of stinky meat in the prison.

Mr. Zhang was arraigned, saying he had been kidnapped in his village's village and had been in prison when he woke up.

Who would believe this, I haven't heard of it, which one kidnaps the ticket will send the meat ticket to the yamen.

Zhang Xinde said that he was from Xushui, and the magistrate was happy when he heard it, it turned out that you were from Xushui, so it was none of my business.

The official is also happy, who wants to keep such a pile of stinky meat.

Zhang Xinde was acquitted.

But his feet were flesh and blood, and there was not a single good flesh on his body, and his limbs seemed to be all broken.

Zhang Xinde couldn't leave, so he asked the Rongcheng Yamen to send him back to Xushui.

The official sneered: "You were thrown to the gate of the yamen, maybe you are a big villain who does all kinds of evil, who knows who you are, now that you are released, you will steal the fun, and dare to put forward conditions, believe it or not, and lock you up again?" ”

Zhang Xinde was scared, these dogs looked down on people, but the Zhang family only had one Tongjinshi, and he was not an official in Beizhili, and no one would recognize him when he said it.

That's right, Ming's family!

The Ming family is in Baoding Mansion, whether it is Xu Shui or Rongcheng, it is all under the jurisdiction of Baoding Mansion.

Besides, there are officials in the Ming family, and the two sons-in-law are both officials, and more importantly, the Ming family also has a son, by the way, that son is still Feiyuwei!

Feiyuwei, Feiyuwei, who specializes in doing bad things for the emperor, although Zhang Xinde has not read for a few days, he knows that the most harmful thing to be an official is Feiyuwei!

"You guys, do you know who you are? Speaking out scares you to death!

...... Have you heard of the Marquis of Changping...... The dignified Flying Fish Guard is a three-product thing, that's me...... Our aunt, Mrs. Shizi in the capital,..... That's our aunt's wife...... Do you know who my aunt's mother is? Has the eldest princess of Liuyang heard of it...... The emperor's aunt is also a relative of my family, a relative of the Emperor's family......

...... Go and tell you the county master...... Let him...... Come out in person and carry your master to heal his injuries...... Ouch...... My body hurts...... It hurts to death! ”