Chapter 536: Wang Er is Blind

"Xiaolanzi is sure that she bought it and is a little girl?" Peanut asked.

Fu Wu said in a loud voice: "Can men and women still not be able to tell the difference, the surname Jia asked Xiaolanzi to buy a female baby, the people in Xiaoqitangzi heard that they came to buy a female baby, so they took out one, Xiaolanzi bought it and sent it to Wang Er Blind, Wang Er Blind called Blind, but he was pretending to be blind, his eyes were good, Xiao Lanzi was wrong alone, Xiao Qitangzi and Wang Er Blind can also be wrong?" ”

Deng Ce had already stood up and said to Peanut, "I'll go and bring back the second blind man." ”

Joke, is it possible to tell if it's a man or a woman these days just by looking at it?

For example, the little peanut in front of you, do you say he is male or female?

You go to the yamen and the edict prison again, and ask one by one, is the little peanut a man or a woman?

You see if those people think you're a fool.

Little Peanut is a man, of course.

But in fact, Little Peanut is a woman!

Seeing that Deng Ce was leaving, Fu Wu was a little panicked, and hurriedly asked: "What's the matter, tell me quickly, what's wrong, I'm in a hurry, I can't be punished anymore, and if I am fined again, my daughter-in-law won't let me go home." ”

Peanut said with a smile: "Fifth Brother Fu, you don't have to pay a fine, if you do this well, not only do you not need to be fined, maybe you can also make meritorious contributions." ”

Make contributions?

For Fu Wu, these two words seemed so distant that they seemed ethereal.

Peanut lowered his voice and whispered a few words to him, Fu Wu nodded again and again, and said with a smile before leaving: "I haven't thought about making meritorious contributions, as long as I remove my big fault, and with that on my back, I don't want to be promoted in my life." ”

Deng Ce deserved to have followed Huo Yu's experience of licking blood on the tip of his knife, his movements were very fast, and he didn't know it, so he brought Wang Er's blind man into the edict.

Deng Ce threw Wang Er's blind man into the edict prison and left, and he was still anxious to go to Wang Er's blind man's house.

Peanut also came to the edict in advance, and there were many people in the yamen, far less than the edict.

Wang Er was blind and rolled his eyes, and pretended to be dead as soon as he came in.

Peanut went up and kicked him, and seeing that he was still pretending to be dead, he pulled off the hairpin on his head and stabbed it on the white eyes of Wang Er's blind man, and Wang Er's blind man sat up straight, and he didn't roll his eyes, nor pretended to be blind, and his eyes were bright and bright.

Peanut snorted: "It's so cheap, it's just that I don't clean it up!" ”

Wang Er's blind man bared a mouthful of crooked rotten teeth, and smiled at the peanut: "Ouch, hey, there are such handsome brothers in Feiyuwei, which are much more handsome than those in Hanjiatan." ”

Peanut didn't say a word, he punched him in the face, and Wang Er's blind nosebleed: "Little brother, no, official, the little one doesn't dare, don't dare anymore." ”

Peanut sat down in front of him, and crossed Erlang's legs with a grin: "Tell me, where did you sell the little cub you bought from the little house?" ”

"What little cub? Dogs? On a cold day, I can't raise a dog cub, nothing. ”

Sure enough, as Deng Ce said, Wang Er's blind man is more slippery than a loach.

Peanut sighed, copied it with his hand, and picked up a stick, which he specially found before coming in, Peanut picked up the stick and pulled it towards Wang Er's blind man.

One stick, two sticks, three sticks, and when the fifth stick was hit, Wang Er's blind man cried and begged for mercy.

Peanut took the stick in his hand, didn't look at Wang Er's blindness, but looked at Xiao Liu on the side, Xiao Liu was the one who followed her to check the pig's head meat last time, and now the two of them are already together.

Peanut: "Xiao Liu, what is this stick for, how can there be a stick in the torture room." ”

Xiao Liu: "This is a torture instrument for laughing." ”

Peanut: "What are you laughing at?" ”

Xiao Liu: "To laugh is to poke this stick in, if the prisoner is recruited, then immediately take it out, if not, then stab inch by inch, until finally, the head emerges from the mouth, commonly known as opening laughter." ”

Wang Er's blind man rolled his eyes and was about to faint, Peanut gave him a kick in time, Wang Er Blind couldn't pretend to be dead, so he had to beg for mercy again and again: "Two little masters, the little one doesn't dare, ten days ago, a little girl sent a little cub, that was not bought by me, someone said that they wanted to pass a hand from me, twenty taels, and the small one only earned twenty taels." ”

"yes, then you'll be more detailed."

Peanut picked up the stick and compared it with Wang Er's blind man with a bad heart, as if he was worried that the size was wrong and the stick would not reach Wang Er's blind man's mouth.

Wang Er's blind man is used to seeing big scenes, but as long as he thinks of stabbing into a big stick, he wants to swing.

This is really not made up by these two goods, Wang Er is a frequent visitor in the Shuntianfu prison, he is very familiar with the two cell heads, and he has nothing to do in the prison.

It is said that there was a tortured person who really spewed feces all over his mouth.

Wang Er's blind man thought he was a decent person, and he didn't want to be punished so undignified.

So he recruited everything he knew.

After all, he only poured a hand in the middle, and only earned twenty taels, and with his previous experience, even if it was a big case, he would have to do hard labor for a year at most.

He and the leader of the penal labor camp have known each other for a long time, and he will definitely not embarrass him.

More than ten days ago, a man came to the hexagram stall of Wang Er's blind man, and without saying a word, he put five taels of silver in front of him.

This is the rule of the road, generally those who do not speak and release money first have to hire people.

The hired people include killers who kill people and bandits who overstep goods.

And this man, who is neither murderous nor transgressive, wants a child, a child of seven or eight years old.

At that time, it was rumored in the city that whoever lost his son, who lost his grandson, it was said that the people who lost their children were big officials, and the common people in the capital were not panicked, but gloated, hating that all the officials lost their children.

Among these incidents of losing children, the two children lost in the Shangyuan Festival Lamp Market are the most familiar to the people.

Because among all the children, only these two were lost outside, and the others were at home, and everyone only heard about them, but did not see them with their own eyes.

And these two children were actually looking for them that night.

Wang Er is a frequent visitor to Shuntian Mansion, and his vigilance is stronger than that of ordinary people.

He asked three times, and the man told him that it was a girl who had been put in his hands.

Only then did Wang Er's blind man put his mind at ease and said that he would give a deposit of five taels first, and then give fifteen taels after the matter was completed.

Peanut asked, "Is that child a boy or a girl?" ”

Wang Er's blind man swore to the sky: "Don't hide it from the official, that child has fine skin and tender flesh, red lips and white teeth, rouge on his face, and wears flower clothes, no matter how you look at it, she is a good-looking little girl." ”