006 Humans can't and shouldn't be so stupid

Ning Xiao felt what a refreshing experience it was to have a good mentor.

Although Lord March's mouth is a little poisonous, and he always says "you stupid human", he shows a thousand percent patience both in his dreams and when guiding him at this moment.

Or maybe this kitten has infinite patience.

How to register your own account, how to fill out complicated forms, how to choose the type of paper, how to write the title, abstract, keywords, and why to write it this way, and how to design a cover letter so that journal editors and reviewers will be interested in the whole paper at first sight......

He also took the trouble to answer various other questions.

Like what:

"When I was in Huaqing, I listened to my classmates chatting, if the paper wants to be sent to a good journal, it must have a strong tutor recommendation, or a reliable unit, otherwise the journal editor may not even read the paper and throw the paper in the trash. I write about a defunct agricultural machinery factory at work, and the corresponding author still leaves his name, will people really read my paper? ”

"Meow, who do you look down on? Is there a stronger mentor in this world than me? Let me tell you, no matter which journal you apply to, the editor will delete the paper without reading it, and he will be done! Humanity cannot and should not be stupid to that extent. ”

Lord March's answer was extremely imposing and super deterrent, at least for Ning Xiao.

Of course, a good mentor is more reflected in the signing of the paper, whether it is the corresponding author or the first author, March strongly requires Ning Xiao to write his own name cheekily.

Really, this kind of mentor Ning Xiao thinks that there can't be a second person in this world!

"Meow, I'm not a stupid human, do I need that lost name? It is no exaggeration to say that any hair plucked on my body is more valuable than this paper. Oh, Mamakaba! ”

This kind of conversation is often confusing, as if at this time, Ning Xiao really couldn't help but ask: "Ma Ma Kaba, what do you mean?" ”

"Meow, there is no fixed meaning, it is a very ordinary mood particle. You can understand it as Smecta in Korean, or Assi, Ollie! It probably represents my excitement at this time, and stupid humans simply can't appreciate how much fun it is for a cute, kind, but burdened conscious kitten to create a master for its cat! Meow ......"

"Well, Lord March, who are you talking about, ......?"

"Meow...... Don't worry about these details, after all, the master is the master, of course, because he is not a stupid human, but that's a long story, and you haven't gotten to the point where you need to know about it. Now click send, congratulations, you have finally taken the first step towards becoming a troublemaker! ”

Are you a troublemaker?

Ning Xiao scratched his head, this title was a bit strange, but obviously this was not the time to care about this. But after reading this sentence from the kitten, he still moved the mouse with a reverent face and clicked the submit key.

Then I watched the background status of the paper he submitted directly change.

“manuscript with editor”

Is this a successful delivery?

"And then?"

"Meow, count the time difference, those stupid editors-in-chief and editors in the journal are still enjoying their dinner, and don't expect the lazy people to turn on their computers to do their work. As for you, the next task is, of course, to continue studying. You haven't read this paper yet, don't just think about using your sleep time to study, daytime time is also important. I've got you covered with a series of intensive training exercises on turbulence! ”

"Meow, so let's do it now! You don't want to be a professor who is a little bit smarter, who has lived a lot longer than you, and who likes to teach people very much, and when you ask you questions, you act like you don't know anything, right? So, hurry up and start getting your brain moving. The premise of being able to do things is that your own strength can make you fearless, and from now on you have to work harder and not waste a second. Got it? ”

Ning Xiao nodded fiercely.

It's good, that's exactly what he does best.

Consolidating, reinforcing and flexibly applying the systematic knowledge in his mind by doing problems is the most important way for him to learn. The educational conditions of Luohe County are there, and without the guidance of famous teachers, they can only rely on this.

So the next moment, Ning Xiao clicked on the file sent by the kitten through QQ without complaint......

Sure enough, there are a lot of questions, and each question is so complicated......

Ning Xiao suddenly felt a little dizzy.

……

Princeton, New Jersey, USA.

This city on the East Coast of the United States is famous for its namesake university.

As one of the world's most renowned private research universities, Princeton School of Mathematics is its most advantageous major. Some even use the phrase "the home of mathematicians" to express their reverence for this school.

Of course, Princeton University does deserve many accolades.

Over the course of more than 200 years, it has produced 69 Nobel laureates, 15 Fields Medal winners, and 14 Turing Award winners. This probably also shows that if you want to get good grades in school, you must first open long enough.

Without time to precipitate, it is naturally impossible to cultivate so many talents.

Ning Xiao, who was still brushing up on the questions in the dark, saw that the website of the submission system given to him by Lord March was "Annals of Mathematics", but he really didn't know what this journal represented.

For example, the journal was founded in 1874 and is currently the oldest mathematics journal in the world; For example, this journal is jointly published by Princeton University and its Institute for Advanced Mathematics, and ranks first among the world's four top mathematics journals for many years. For example, if a lecturer in an ordinary university can publish a paper in this journal, he can basically avoid a few years of detours and directly evaluate the professor......

If the operation is good, you can even directly get many projects and get a lot of titles, such as Changjiang Scholars, Young Scientists, and National Outstanding Young Scholars......

Yes, that's the beauty of Annals of Mathematics.

This mathematical journal is published every two months, and generally contains no more than 100 papers per year. And the papers published by Chinese mathematicians in this journal can be counted on two hands.

Not to mention a student, even if professors and doctoral supervisors from many countries want to publish their articles in this journal, it is not a simple matter.

As Ning Xiao said before, according to the general situation, his paper should have been destined to be dragged directly into the computer's recycle bin the moment it was seen by the editor-in-chief, and then directly emptied at a certain moment.

In fact, as the editor-in-chief of Annals of Mathematics, Robert Kenny did just that.

Are you kidding?!

A guy from an unknown agricultural machinery factory in China solved the problem of existence and smoothness of the solution of the Navier-Stokes equation? Then he might be able to solve the NP problem single-handedly!

How did this paper end up directly in his system? Don't the editors have to work?

Even at the moment of operation, the editor-in-chief was still muttering: "Heh, it really has to be the country that can invent perpetual motion machines every day, how can the civil scientists in other places translate the NS equation?!" ”