In the tidy room, Ning Xiao listened to the real bird song outside the window and the amazing bird song of someone in the window, and her mind was a little bent.

"Don't look at me like that, you think, we need to eat to stay alive, right? It doesn't matter what you eat, the poop you pull out is normally yellow, right? You want to drink water to sustain life, right? The urine that spilled after drinking the water, pale yellow! What happens if you wear white clothes for a long time and get sweat stains? Yellowing, right? The blood dries up after a long time, and it's yellow-brown, right? After what you do, the source of life that sprays out is also yellow after a long time, right? ”

"It's just people. Most of the plants of all kinds are yellow when they wilt, right? Whether it's a human corpse, an animal corpse, or a plant corpse, what color is on the flame that is taken to cremate and ignited? It's still yellow, right? What color has the land dried up? Yellow, right? Damn, even if you look up at the sun, our source of energy, the most precious treasure of life, the light is yellow, right? Why does everyone love gold? Because this thing is so yellow! ”

"On the question of the meaning of life, the ancients saw it more clearly than our modern people! Why didn't the feudal emperor's dragon robe choose blue, red, white, black, and yellow? Because the ancients were smart, they knew that the meaning of life was to make yellow, so the emperor wore a dragon robe, engaged in three palaces and six courtyards, and had countless concubines. But ordinary people who are okay with the mix, they also have to have three wives and four concubines! So believe me, the meaning of life is to be yellow! ”

From this, we can also derive a universal truth, that the yellow race is the most noble race in the world. Because we were born to conform to the basic rules by which this world works! Especially in China, because we are the only ones who combine yellow with the sacred reproductive function of human beings. Let yellow become a sacred color! The first person to propose Huang Tong was definitely a talent! - Believe me, the ultimate destiny of the future earth must be to become a big yellow ball! So, let's work hard to be yellow in our lifetime! ”

Zhuo Mingqian's sonorous and powerful voice echoed in Ning Xiao's room. also succeeded in shocking Ning Xiao to the point of being dumbfounded. What's even more terrifying is that he didn't know from which point to refute, and the sophistry ability of the doctoral student was terrifying, which Ning Xiao really didn't expect.

Just when Ning Xiao was about to be rude enough to let the big man leave quickly, there was a knock on the door again, and then Ning Xiao's voice came.

"Ning Xiao, open the door, I'll help you clean up the room."

Ning Xiao hurriedly got up and opened the door, and sure enough, Teacher Lu was standing outside the room with Ning Xiaozheng.

"Huh? Sister, Mr. Lu, why are you here? Ning Xiao asked.

"Oh, Ning Xiao, your sister couldn't stay in the guest house after packing her luggage, saying that she wanted to come to see the environment where you lived. I also thought about her first time coming to school, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to find a place, so I brought her over. Well? Who are you? ”

Lu Chengcheng was introducing the situation to Ning Xiao, and suddenly saw Zhuo Mingqian sitting in the room, so he took out the teacher's shelf and asked.

"I live in 107 next door to Ningxiao, this is not to see the newcomer living in today, so I came to say hello. Hey, Ning Xiao, is this your own sister? "Yes, the moment Zhuo Mingqian saw Ning Xiao, his eyes lit up.

How so?

The guy who positions yellow as the meaning of life naturally has a pair of eyes that can find beauty.

Although Ning Xiao did not apply powder, in this era of proliferation of beauty filters, it is the most valuable thing to have a high appearance on a nude face. Obviously, Ning Xiao belongs to this kind of person, although he is dressed up in a fashionable way, as long as his appearance is up to standard, he has his own attractive style with a smile and a smile.

"No, it's my cousin. This is the teacher of the school's admissions office, Lu Chengcheng. He is Zhuo Mingqian, a very idle doctoral student in the school, my neighbor, who studies the physiology and function of human exercise. Ning Xiao concisely introduced the two of them.

How to say it, if you have to choose one of Lu Chengcheng and Zhuo Mingqian as your brother-in-law, Ning Xiao thinks that Lu Chengcheng is more suitable. Although Zhuo Mingqian looks younger and has a sunnier appearance, Ning Xiao really doesn't want his cousin to be with a man who regards pornography as his lifelong ideal for the rest of his life.

Lu Chengcheng touched his chin and said softly, "Classmate Zhuo, right?" It's a study of human exercise physiology and function assessment, right? How long is Bo? ”

"Ph.D.,I'm going to be a Ph.D. after the summer vacation.,Isn't it that I haven't chosen a topic yet.,It's been relatively idle lately." Zhuo Mingqian opened his mouth and came.

"Bo Yi, I was recruited last year, let me think about it, it seems that only Professor Zheng and Professor Huang recruited doctoral students in your major last year, right? Which professor are you a student of? ”

"Well, Professor Zheng Guangming is my big boss."

"Professor Zheng, that's okay, I'll go back and talk to Professor Zheng, and work hard to cultivate you, so that you don't have too much leisure all day long, don't know how to pass the time, and your precious young time will be wasted."

"Ah...... No, Mr. Lu, it suddenly occurred to me that there was still one homework that I hadn't handed in, so I went to do my homework first. I won't trouble you about this, our Director Zheng is very busy, I will definitely share Director Zheng's work in the future, and I will definitely not be idle. After speaking, Zhuo Mingqian bounced up directly from the chair and flashed directly.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to glance at Ning Xiao with melancholy eyes.

It's a pity that Ning Xiao directly ignored it. What are you kidding, this product will come to the door every night in the future, then he won't have to do anything else. It's actually nice to keep this guy busy.

However, what Ning Xiao and Lu Chengcheng didn't expect was that when this guy came to the door, he didn't forget to stretch out his hand to Ning Xiao: "Cousin, get to know, Zhuo Mingqian, a doctoral student, knows all kinds of kinesiology theories well, and is good at scientific massage skills. Of course, I'll take care of you too. ”

"Oh, my name is Ning Xiao, thank you, Zhuo."

Ning Xiao, who didn't think too much, also politely stretched out his hand, so in Lu Chengcheng's cold gaze when he wanted to kill and Ning Xiao, the two hands simply touched, but fortunately, the next moment Zhuo Mingqian let go very gentlemanly.

"Ning Xiao has a good name, I will add Ning Xiao's WeChat when I go back, and let him push your WeChat to me when the time comes. That's it, remember, which one is stronger in exercise massage? Yanbei Sports University is looking for Xiao Zhuo! ”

"Hehe, good!"

After saying this quickly, Zhuo Mingqian flashed directly, did not go back to his dormitory, and walked directly in the direction of the door.

Ning Xiao glanced sideways, then shook his head inexplicably, walked into Ning Xiao's dormitory and said, "Okay, I'll help you clean the house, hey, the room is very clean......"

Just when Ning Xiao's heart tightened, thinking that March could not appear in front of his cousin at this time, when his eyes swept to the windowsill, he found that March was no longer there.

Call...... OK.

Otherwise, he really didn't know how to explain to Ning Xiao how a cat ran from Luohe to the capital.