Chapter 1 Chapter 1 Binding System

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Longguo Qin Province, Chang'an City.

There was a lot of traffic on the road, and a handsome man squatted on the side of the road and looked at the PK lines that had been blown up in the live broadcast room of the mobile phone with a sad face, while a cute and beautiful two-dimensional girl on the opposite side got up and screamed excitedly.

"Thanks! Thank you for your support, brother, I can't repay it, a two-dimensional house dance for everyone, friends who just came in remember to pay attention, and join the fan group of pink meow. ”

"BGM Let's go~"

Seeing that this five-year-old man could actually perform a professional house dance, Jiang Ye's face darkened.

Why are the anchors of parallel time and space so involuted? I really don't leave a way for a waste like myself to live.

As the countdown ended, Jiang Ye gasped for breath and did twenty push-ups before ending this round of PK.

Today, I lost eight times in a row, twenty push-ups at a time, and I have done one hundred and sixty, and if I continue to do it, I am afraid that I will not even be able to get out of bed tomorrow.

Looking at Jiang Ye's detachment, there were only a few barrages in the live broadcast room.

"No, no, no, no one really does a hundred push-ups a day."

"You're really the worst anchor I've ever seen, you've never won a PK, you shouldn't say it, don't you really think about finding a factory to play screws?"

"It's really not good, the anchor also wears women's clothes, just your appearance can definitely kill the other side in seconds."

"Agreed, agreed, the anchor of the 10,000-strong blood book wears black silk!"

Jiang Ye glanced at the barrage and said disdainfully: "Heh~ When will you really be able to gather enough blood books for 10,000 people." ”

After chatting with the water friends in the live broadcast room, Jiang Ye sighed lightly again, he couldn't imagine that he was even worse than before after crossing over.

"It's really impermanence in life, the large intestine wraps the small intestine."

Rubbing his sour arm, he glanced at the time, it was already five forty-eight, thinking of the supermarket downstairs in his community at six o'clock in the afternoon, the top twenty could receive a box of eggs for free, and Jiang Ye's steps couldn't help but get faster.

Fortunately, it was not far from the supermarket, and Jiang Ye arrived panting in less than ten minutes.

After counting the long queue, I found that I was just ranked 1st and 20th, and I couldn't help but show a mouthful of big white teeth: "Good luck, just passed the line, and finally able to eat meat after a week." ”

"It's miserable, it's really not good for the anchor to gnaw on his fingers, it's a bit of protein anyway."

"I had an operation for hemorrhoids before, and if you don't mind, I can give you a taste of meat."

"Upstairs is high, but I still want to suggest that the anchor make it spicy, and strive to get hemorrhoids as soon as possible, so that you can be self-sufficient in the card BUG."

……

At this time, Jiang Ye didn't care about the bad words on the barrage, after all, these people can contribute a dime or two to themselves every day.

"Eh~ tired old lady, finally arrived."

When Jiang Ye flipped the phone, suddenly a fat aunt stood up and unceremoniously inserted in front of him.

This made Jiang Ye suddenly angry in his heart, and he didn't know where the old lady came from to cut the queue.

But before he could get dirty, he heard an electronic sound in his head.

[Ding - The host is detected to be cut in line, and the positive energy system is bound to ......]

【System binding completed】

[The goal of the positive energy system is to fill the world with positive energy, after the host successfully blocks the detected negative energy behavior, the system will be rated according to the heat and difficulty, and finally the corresponding number of lottery draws will be rewarded]

[Newbie bonus, the host has an additional chance to draw, whether to draw now]

After roughly understanding the rules of the system, Jiang Ye hurriedly recited silently in his heart, "Extract." ”

[Congratulations to the host for drawing a ghost gate pass experience card, after using this card, the host can experience a state of suspended animation for an hour]

Jiang Ye's face instantly darkened after seeing the reward, and let himself fake his death be considered a reward.

[Ding - Negative energy is detected to cut the queue, please stop the anchor as soon as possible. 】

When he saw the message popping up in the system, Jiang Ye was a little difficult, and it must be stopped to stop it, after all, this system lottery is a shortcut to turn over, but how to deal with this kind of aunt who has no quality, it is definitely not okay to quarrel, is it difficult to retreat?

Jiang Ye, who was suddenly frowning, thought of the reward he had just drawn, and suddenly had a plan, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Hehe, you're unlucky to meet me today."

Jiang Ye didn't pay attention to the barrage in his live broadcast room, which was also rolling rapidly.

"Can the anchor endure this?"

"Alas~ The quality of the current uncles and aunts is really poor, and they are unreasonable, and it is estimated that the anchor has no way to take her."

"That's right, that's right, I also brushed up on the bus before that my aunt forced the little girl to give up her seat and scolded three stops in a row, that combat power is really terrifying."

"Who dares to provoke this elderly person now, either he has a heart attack or high blood pressure, and if he lies on the ground like this, not only will he not take advantage of it, but he will also be able to blackmail you for a sum of medical expenses."

"The anchor is so miserable, there are no eggs in his hands when he sees them."

“……”

"Friends, in the face of this kind of immoral behavior, how can I, as a positive energy anchor, sit idly by, I must make this old aunt deeply realize her mistakes."

Jiang Ye sorted out his expression, and patted the aunt who cut in line in front of him kindly.

"Auntie, you seem to have cut in line."

The aunt turned around, looked at Jiang Ye and said with a disdainful face: "Eh~ You young man is also embarrassed to worry about us old people, I am estimated to be older than your mother, and I don't know anything about respecting the old and loving the young." ”

Jiang Ye knew that the aunt was an old quality person, and the next second she arched her body, looking weak.

"Ahem...... Auntie, I'm not still queuing up with this body, see that your tiger back body is much better than mine, so let's go to the back and line up. ”

Under Jiang Ye's superb acting skills, many people heard it, especially when they saw his constantly trembling arms and rapid breathing, they all blamed his aunt.

"This young man is not in good health at first glance, and there are still people cutting in line, he really doesn't want to be embarrassed."

"Who said no, just now I saw her directly in front of people without saying hello."

"This woman doesn't look like a good person."

Similarly, Jiang Ye's live broadcast room is also a lot more lively.

"Damn, no matter how you look at the anchor's illness, it looks like it's real, it can't be that there is really some illness, right?"

"Brother thinks too much, this product is just a push-up to do more, simple nothing, just eat more wolfberries."

"I have to say that the anchor still has something, and in the face of so many people's accusations, I don't believe that this old woman is embarrassed to continue to cut the queue."

"I just like to watch the anchor do things."

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